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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Armored Core: For Answer

Write a caption for this beautiful work of art and you can win a copy of Armored Core: For Answer for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.

See last week’s winners after the jump.


Russ: Clay Asian

Runners Up:

Newt: As you can see, my right side is my good side.

J.L.: Bai Ling’s early days.

Steve: I earned this gun from styling this come-over.

Smimz: Chinese government milk . does a body bad

310 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Armored Core: For Answer"

  1. Ralph says:

    Planed parenthoods new campain seems too be working, as girls around
    the country have been chanting no glove no love.
    I wonder what was the turning point?

  2. J.L. says:

    One day I’m gonna win this.

  3. Andy says:

    Britney Spears pregnant again!?

  4. YOUNGFED says:


  5. baba says:

    On the other end is half a man’s body wrapped in plastic.

  6. baba says:

    In Soviet Russia, sex doll fucks you.

  7. baba says:

    Somebody had one too many pork brains.

  8. Tim S says:

    Artists new “rosie o’donnell” still life sculpture complete

  9. J.L. says:

    I told them not to change my hair… now it looks nothing like me

  10. baba says:

    I lost fourteen hundred pounds of vagina with the help of Hydroxycut!

  11. baba says:

    It’s like throwing a sausage down the Holland Tunnel.

  12. AR says:

    Oprah as a white woman!

  13. Jenkins LeWhisker says:

    I don’t know why, but it reminds me of the Bud Ice Penguin.
    Doooobie Doobie Doo.
    Maybe that’s where he is hiding. In the vagina.

  14. james says:

    between goughing my eyes out and vomiting violently i didnt have a chance to think of a comment

  15. “My husband used to call me ‘Jenna the Hutt.’ But for the last 1,460 days all I’ve eaten is Subway’s NEW Sweet Chicken Teriyaki sub. And looook at me now! Thank you, Jared!”

  16. Jason says:

    Yellowstone: Its where I douche

  17. MrD666 says:

    FINALLY, even though in her late 50′s, Denise Milani finally takes it all off… and sadly only 1 person is interested.

  18. Seth says:

    Geez, thats a HUGE

  19. Seth says:


  20. Billy says:

    Wow, Sally Struthers has really slimmed down…

  21. phlip says:

    sir edmund hillary climbs mount everst and finds the wetspot!

  22. lisan says:

    I went to that tall dating site (I’m 5’10″) and met a great looking guy who said he was 6’4″ and we arranged to meet for dinner. So I put on a great dress and heels but he turned out to be 5’7″, and he wanted to go dancing so he could stare at my chest all night. What a loser!! I won’t go back to that site http://www.tallchat.com called the tall dating site!

  23. Jay T. says:

    The pro abstinence campaign has turned to art to express the horrors of sex before marriage.

  24. Bill says:

    I’d fuck her.

  25. Bill says:

    Anyone up for a threesome?

  26. AK says:

    Damn Gina, not again! You said this was your LAST time on top, and NOW look, gone . . .

  27. the-GREAT-1 says:

    only 645% of your daily poontang in one serving!

  28. The Buggman says:

    Rosie O’Donnell creates own line of anatomically correct Barbie dolls.

  29. Grizzlebees says:

    When you roll the statue on its back is when the real fun begins

  30. The Buggman says:

    Rosie O’Donnell creates own line of anatomically correct Barbie dolls scaled to 1/8 her actual size.

  31. Fahcue says:

    They have finally found how fat a blonde has to be before the brothers won’t ever take her home.

  32. Will says:

    Maam! Just because that hole leads to the sewer doesn’t mean you can just shit wherever you want!

  33. Joe says:

    How much does she charge for rent? I’m sure I could fit in that entrance…

  34. Will says:

    Cletus from Mississippi: First the Democrats, then the Republicans and now even the Buddhists have succumb to the new millennium feminist movement.

  35. DooKie says:

    Not Pictured: my face underneath her

  36. Josh says:

    “America’s Mother”

  37. shishak says:

    Well, she’s covered with flour, now I just need to find the wet spot…

  38. giles moree says:

    you sat on my husban

  39. Reiskid says:

    “No, I have not seen your poodle.”

  40. Billy says:

    Does this new hair color make melook fat?

  41. AA says:

    Yo Momma is so fat….

  42. Dan says:

    Gastric Bypass Surgery has its benefits….before and after

  43. Rob Horine says:

    So, you’re gonna be my ‘cock-blocker’ tonight, right?

  44. frogSoda says:

    Do you have one in black?

  45. Attack Macaque says:

    “I’ll check in the back and see if we have any more fried chicken left, Miss Spears. In the meantime, could you please put back on your sundress?”

  46. Dr_Strangepork says:

    The Ghostbusters reveal Staypuft Marshmallow Man contingency plan B: Diversion

  47. JonJon says:

    And… as you can see here, this is what we predict Britney Spears to look like sometime in the next 40 years.

  48. Mann E says:

    Hmm … those are SOO fake

  49. Ben says:

    This is what jennifer love hewit looks like without photoshop

  50. smimz says:

    Now THATS a 700 billion dollar pair of motorboat worthy breasts

  51. smimz says:

    Americans…… they’re like art or something now

  52. brent says:

    i wash myself with a rag on a stick.

  53. keith says:

    this ate gilbert grape

  54. Wright says:

    Holy Shit Batman!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. SarcasticOB says:

    Crisco…………..it’s what’s for dinner.

  56. Aldo says:

    Awwwwwww, Her carpet doesn’t match her drapes.

  57. Gerardo says:

    You Ma’am, you need a tan.

  58. italiano84 says:


  59. vinman says:

    The reality is…. We’re all staring at this things slit!

  60. Kev says:

    “Mrs. McDonald stops to rest in the search for her son Ronald”

  61. FATSEXY says:

    Nicole Kidman eventually ran out of money to pay for her lipo surgeries.

  62. Tj says:

    Confusius say, “Woman with fat lips always like to have a little head!”

  63. Bostonlongstroke says:

    I love this time of year. The boondock hicks come outta the woodwork with their entries for the “Largest gourd” at the county fair.

    The guy that harvested this, has an under-appreciated goat that’s always thankful for the rest this time of year.

  64. ThatGuyBen says:

    Welcome to KFC how may I help you?
    I will have the #2 thigh-breast combo, hold the flapping vagina.

  65. JG says:

    Has anyone seen my ham sandwich?

  66. big pimpin says:

    Sigourney Weaver is: The Queen in Alien 13 Birthrights
    Check your local retailer.

  67. Matt says:

    Motorboat or Muff Dive????

  68. MG says:

    I wonder how many Mexican’s are hiding in that thing????

  69. Jimbo says:

    Without further ado, I present the masterpiece “Fupa Gunt”

  70. steve says:

    Rosie O’donnell before she got fat.

  71. Jason says:

    Excuse me, does this woman make me look fat?

  72. darylo says:

    HOLY TACO!!!!

  73. Jaybee says:

    Cryptomundo.com today revealed evidence that the punchline “find my keys and we’ll drive out” is in fact an undocumented fundraising event in Bill Clinton’s early political career.

  74. Eduardo says:

    Statues like this are being erected by the US govt. in hopes that people will actually start caring about America’s obesity.

  75. Jorge says:

    This is an attempt of the Evangelist Church in a campaign to prevent anyone from wanting sex.

  76. Eduardo says:

    Scientists around the world agree: she is more of a planet than Pluto.

  77. Anonymous says:

    I bet she knows how to party!

  78. Leah Stanley says:

    Who the hell booked Kirsty Alley as one of those “living statues”??

  79. macker says:

    97-185-376? Only if she’s 6-3!

  80. Bob C says:

    Now where did I leave Sean Preston and Jayden James…uh oh my butt is itchy.

  81. sam says:

    2 men enter, no man leave

  82. Dr. Food Dude says:

    I parked my SUV right here.

  83. Walker says:

    You gonna eat that?

  84. Henry G says:

    Her idea she’s throwing for the new ghostbutser villian: The Ghost of Nicole Kidman’s Evil Snatch grabbing twin

  85. chopper dave says:

    Jabba the Gunt

  86. Wendy says:

    “Match.com said CHUBBY CHASER but this is ridiculous!”

  87. Wendy says:

    The party is WHERE?

  88. mike says:

    I’m gonna need a snokel, an avacado, and alot of rope i’m goin in.

  89. James says:

    Jabba’s wife

  90. James says:

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

  91. Jared Gomes says:

    In her defense.. they say the camera adds 10 lbs

  92. Two for the Show says:

    I wonder how big the pearl is in that clam.

  93. dzent1 says:

    “I’m sorry, ma’am, but that last customer bought up every pair of thongs in your size…”

  94. Debie Adams says:

    Before and after…

  95. Jeff Bennett says:

    Hey, If I stand real close, I can smell the ocean!

  96. steve says:

    Behold the dump of death.

  97. Hank says:

    Is this the new poster for the upcoming movie Bridget Jones’ Diary 3

  98. colin says:

    “Does this skinny bitch next to me make me look fat?”

  99. Conte says:

    i’d hit that, would you?

  100. HeWithWords says:

    Alabaster Dayum

  101. Chris says:

    Has anybody seen my dog? I left him right here…

  102. Billy says:

    I thought of this picture while I was out drinking last night, it probably saved me from waking up to the inspiration for this statue

  103. DO-ug says:

    Ah, the woman of my dreams. I’d even let her pee on me….but not anywhere near that fuckin’ statue. That thing is terrible.

  104. Adam says:

    “So the guy playing Ben Hur is going to get on where? Why do I always have to be the chariot?”

  105. reggie says:

    I wouldnt hit it your tool, in fact i couldn’t hit with both our tools combined

  106. Jason says:

    One of the producers of Survivor out on a field trip, scouting out a new location for next season.

  107. reggie says:

    I wouldnt hit it with your tool, in fact i couldn’t hit with both our tools combined…(i’d probably hit if for a full tank)

  108. Wayne says:

    auditions for “The View”.

  109. Bill says:

    Kirstie Alley please go back to Jenny Craig your diet plan isn’t working.

  110. KTFO says:

    Thanks Jenny Craig!

  111. Jimbo says:

    See, I told you Sarah Palin was so full of shit!

  112. kevin says:

    She preferred a fire hydrant but when push came to shove a little “carpet shuffle” always did the trick.

  113. lfliv says:

    “hey skinny bitch, i’ve got this itch…”

  114. Bizzle says:

    “Honestly, does this vagina make me look fat?”

  115. Ed says:

    Sooooo…who shaved that thing?

  116. bob says:

    she played Java the Hutt’s wife before the remake

  117. Thadeus says:

    I don’t mean but to brag, but I’m so good at masturbating that I got off to this.

  118. P.K. says:

    Jon & Kate+8… thousand

  119. Pete C. says:

    “I only kiss on the first date.”

  120. Chris says:

    The Reason I Stopped Visiting HolyTaco.com

  121. Jan Jorgensen says:

    The american virgin mary…

  122. DReck says:

    A bucket of KFC and you’re in.

  123. DReck says:

    OK, hold it. Now say, “Quarter Pounder with CHEEESE!”

  124. Mark says:


  125. cybersinner says:

    Jabba the Hutt’s albino sister, Jugga the Slutt.

  126. cybersinner says:

    Does all this fat make my vagina look big???

  127. Jordan says:

    “The dude above me’s mother.”

  128. RJ Stuart says:

    I let Jabba bury my hut

  129. Anonymous says:

    “Nader ’08′

  130. bubba says:

    WOW now thats a real “TWATAPOTOMUS”

  131. Julia says:

    Blond.. at the expense of all else.

    You can put it ANYWHERE

    Now Hiring: OB Tampon Fit Models

  132. julia says:

    She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes~

  133. Anonymous says:

    As you may see
    Sally Struthers has eaten all the food for
    the poor countries, Please for the love of GOD
    stop sending in the money. Do it for the kids
    Do it for Sally

  134. fred says:

    “GET IN MY &%$$*!”

  135. Jeremy says:

    I guess LONG hair makes women look fat

  136. Robert says:

    You know your country kicks ass when this is considered art!

  137. Diego says:

    “Hey Jimmy! Come on out here boy your girlfriend is callin’!! Don’t Make me Reach in there and get you!”

  138. GREGORY says:


  139. Jester X says:

    Unable to wipe her own ass, Kirstie Alley demonstrates her patented method of straddling the carpet and pushing off to clean out the butt mud. As you can see she is very careful not to spackle her labia with shit skid marks.

  140. Molly B says:

    Hollywood’s newest and trendiest hangout: The Loose Taco

  141. Pratik says:

    When Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian had a baby daughter, it grew up to be overweight but the ass turned out to be genetically normal somehow.

  142. catmmm says:

    “can you please wipe it for me? i haven’t been able to reach for years” :(

  143. Jonny says:

    Never fuck spiderman.

  144. nick says:

    It’s Johny Depp and big momma from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

  145. Kyle says:

    I bet her queefs could put fires out.

  146. Jason says:

    Look…we said we wanted a threesome… but uh… wheres my husband?

  147. Marcus L. says:

    This art gallery has a slurpee machine ?

  148. Marcus L. says:

    Extra Cheese Please !

  149. Marcus L. says:

    So thats where that 700 billion dollars is coming from !

  150. Marcus L. says:

    labia MAJORA

  151. Marcus L. says:

    Queen La Queefa.

  152. Marcus L. says:

    Where’s the catchy jingle & the guy with the microphone asking:

    “what would ya do for a klondike bar” ?

  153. Kevin P. says:

    “When I Get An Itch Down There, I Just Do What The Dog Does.”

  154. Schitty McGitty says:

    Taco its what’s for dinner!

  155. Marcus L. says:

    My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps. uh huh, uh huh, yeeaaahh.

  156. Marcus L. says:

    they didnt name those things at taco bell “gorditas” for no reason.

  157. Kim says:

    America: On Her Way

  158. Marcus L. says:

    it’s Moby-Clit

    Where is Ahab & Queequeg?

  159. the dude says:

    If this is the REAL Britney Spears, then who or what’s been posing as her lately?

  160. Sean M says:

    Call me Ishmael…

  161. nic- says:

    ‘In case of Nuclear Fallout’

  162. Mom will you please put some clothes on, my friends are coming over to play Xbox 360

  163. dmc says:

    You didnt have to say it twice. I didn’t !

  164. aman10 says:

    Im gonna kill my ex, he said he would never show those photos of me before my gastric bypass.

  165. Nose says:

    i took an art appreciation class and this looks like a messed up attempt at a fertility goddess sculpture. messed up big time.

  166. Marcus L. says:

    So when does “Quato” come out from under that lady’s boob ?

  167. Darwin says:

    What Princess Laya and jobba the huts baby would look like

  168. Eduardo says:

    Timmy, I’m sorry, but you’ll never see your dog again.

  169. John says:

    Her vagina feeds on small animals and children to sustain life.

  170. Brad says:


  171. D.M says:

    The funny part is… the woman on the left is European.

  172. boss29728 says:

    Words escape me… although I find myself strangely aroused?

  173. J. C. says:

    More Britney pop art. Trailer park momma Britney

  174. Scott says:

    Blondes really do have more fun!!!

  175. Nick says:

    Well damn, I didn’t think that anybody was a fan of the movie “Slither”.

  176. Scott says:

    Put your thumb over her head…Looks like Kermit the Frog whistling…..

  177. mayhem420 says:

    An artists rendition of Jenna Jameson giving birth to Tito Ortiz’s equally big head twins.

  178. Mason says:

    “Johnny, I know the world seems scary but it’s time to cut the cord and move out”

  179. Michelle says:

    A new species has been found, The Vajayjay Frog

  180. LJDoss says:

    I hate to tell you , but, you have ALOT of junk in your trunk!

  181. Brian B. says:

    Next Season on “The Biggest Loser”…

  182. Three to make money says:

    “This is a sculpture of Sarah Palin after she became vice president. Much like every woman shortly after marriage, she put on several hundred pounds.”

  183. Triplecert says:

    An anorexic’s self portrait

  184. blaise says:

    so.. they found out what was eating gilbert grape then?

  185. Big Rip says:

    A tribute to all wingmen lost in action.

  186. Seth says:

    Damn thats a big vagina….. thats what happens to bitches when I get through with them.

  187. jfriedel88 says:

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…

  188. Krazy Kracker says:

    I’m thinking Arby’s…

  189. Krazy Kracker says:

    Talk about a butterface!

  190. Wayne says:

    Just before she was busted for 30 pounds of crack.

  191. Steve says:

    Dave Thomas never though Wendy would grow up to look like this!

  192. Ed P says:

    “New unlockable suit for the new Armored Core game”

  193. dools says:

    While most of the market is down, Gold Medal Flour company sees the value of their stocks increase dramatically.

  194. tyler horhay says:

    and so star jones wondered if the antiquing was really funny at all.

  195. Idiotbox98 says:

    You know how you fuck that?

    Flip through the folds until you smell shit, then go back one. MMM MMM BITCH!!!

  196. bubba says:

    OH Heres the beer cave!

  197. Jenifer says:

    The female Terminator. On all men who objectify women, she will land and crush them with the gaping walls of her vagina.

  198. btm81 says:

    Jody knew she would find a woman who could fulfill her wildest desires at the towns newest bar, ‘T.G.I.F.W.L’ – Thank God It’s Fat White Lesbians’.

  199. Sean says:

    “im selling tacos under my fupa. anyone for extra cheese?”

  200. Milkmaid says:

    She’s looking for the famous crack in the Liberty Belle.

  201. The guy says:

    And now we unveil the Anna Nicole Smith Memorial.

    god bless the dead.

  202. Milkmaid says:

    Fat heifer = poor milker
    She’ be pretty useless.
    Who keeps overfeeding her?
    That’s just wrong.

  203. Milkmaid says:

    The crack in this liberally fed Belle is obvious.

  204. Leon says:

    There is a reason why this was made but I don’t want to know it.

  205. kiki says:

    how the hell did she shave that poon?

  206. Junbao says:

    witness the birth of a god, all hail to teh Chuck Norris

  207. The Big Z says:

    Before I bought that ringworm…. I used to look like this!

  208. Kenny says:

    Rotta the Huttlet

  209. Cm@yahoo says:

    What happens when Nicole Kidman blow up dolls get overinflated

  210. Zach says:

    Britney still trying to revive her career.

  211. Mike says:

    Anna Nicole’s tombstone??????

  212. Blaise says:

    Ummm, ya…

  213. Joseph says:

    If feminist had their way…

  214. Alex says:

    Where Yo momma jokes started

  215. Milkmaid says:

    The other woman, poster lady for the other various eating disorders, looks disgusted by this rendition of the female female form. Her presence in the photo is significant.
    (Eating correctly really helps.)

    Opposites, Coal & Alabaster, fat & thin, 2 extremes.
    (and thanks to that Ringworm the photo becomes….)

    “Rings @ Fed Liberally Belle.”

  216. chekkkeee says:

    Is it an oversized Toad? or just a bad boob job?

  217. Peepeepoopoopee says:

    You know you are huge when you are covered in flour and you still can’t find the wet spot.

  218. Tom says:

    Not pictured: the giant porcelain dump the statue took.

  219. Macker says:

    “talk about mudflaps, my girl’s got ‘em…”

  220. Pete K says:

    And he tells me that mine is as big as a house… big as a house… big as a house…

  221. Bill says:

    I bet her vag feels like screwing a wet paper bag…

  222. Megaconvoy says:

    …and everyone at the gang bang got equal portions.

  223. Macker says:

    OK, so I rolled her in flour…now I look for what?

  224. barzu says:

    I’m sorry miss, we dont clean THOSE kinds of curtains…

  225. RockyBalNoa says:

    Supa Fupa!!!

  226. Will Turner says:

    This is what would happen if Buddha was a depressed woman.

  227. Pete E. says:

    “I can lift a Butterball turkey off of the floor with my hands tied behind my back.”

  228. Rasone77 says:


  229. Bizzle says:

    This is where three men from the elephant pic could really do something usefull. Now I get it. The blue suit was a body condom and they had the wrong directions.

  230. James says:

    Is there where we are doing the Rosie playboy shoot?

  231. Srt10x3 says:

    The new Anti – FAP! FAP! FAP! desk doll!

  232. Chris says:

    the other white meat!

  233. scooter says:

    Fat girls need love too!!

  234. Kuma says:

    Reality for men:
    On the left : what your chasing
    On the right: What your running from

  235. That dude says:

    Um…you’re sitting on my dog.

  236. kuma says:

    Look at you, you think your so beautiful with your trendy hair and clothes. I have strong genes, my neck line and everything above is all natural beauty.

  237. Kuma says:

    Myspace photo-fraud waiting to happen.

  238. spyn says:

    The Mother of All Camel-Toe.

  239. fukur Moma says:

    That giant frog has a womans head coming out of it

  240. Triplecert says:

    That’s where my dog learn to scoot its ass across the floor

  241. Dpaz says:

    Jabba the Cunt

  242. nodoczerodownteaser says:

    My head coaching record at Notre Dame is misleading…

  243. Pete E. says:

    “Hon! I think I found the remote! Bring the pliers.”

  244. Jimmy D says:

    Since I won that new XBOX 360 my butt is getting alittle big, Don’t ya think!

  245. DerrikD says:

    The Gelgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, do you really expect us to have sex with them?!!!!

  246. Ed says:

    What Michelangelo’s David is really looking at ..

  247. Kevin says:

    More Cushin’ for the Pushin.

  248. mike says:

    sooo. after a few pounds, new hairdo and some flour, this is what I’ll look like? hmmm

  249. Pete E. says:

    It’s OK, the sculpting chisel always adds 200 pounds.

  250. Freuds Cigar says:

    “This blond hair dye is supposed to have a side effect… Whatever it is, my hair looks fantastic.”

  251. Krista says:

    Single White Female

  252. Mason says:

    Assisted by one of her henchman, “Firecrotch” prepares to unleash her strange and evil powers upon Gotham and the Dark Knight!

  253. George says:

    So this is the cave that Bin Laden went into. No wonder we can’t find him. Nobody’s willing to go in after him.

  254. Becky says:

    posh looks at baby disaprovingly

  255. Timmy the Tumor says:

    Bizarro Oprah

  256. AGE says:

    Her vagina was so deep it was swallowing men whole………LITERALLY!!!

  257. She’s gotta crap on deck that could choke a silver back!!

  258. T says:

    Jabba the C*nt

  259. Jordan Gar says:

    “About Schmidt” star Kathy Bates and her hot tub scene is immortalized forever.

  260. Ed says:

    I’d still do her

  261. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.

  262. Mishka says:

    A glimpse at Americas future.

  263. Bizkits says:

    “When did Jane Fonda get so big…No really?”

  264. crackdeeznutz says:

    I’d like to hook you up with my friend. She’s got a really pretty face, great personality . . .

  265. BJ28 says:

    Jabba the Gunt!!!

  266. Ajillo says:

    I think I lost a man in there…can you check?

  267. Thomas says:

    “Well, it’s not gonna lick itself!”

  268. Ryan O. says:

    Kirstie Alley: A Retrospective.

  269. Kim Kardashian, sans pants.

  270. Machine99 says:

    Jealous! Dictionary-adjective-feeling resentment because of another’s success, advantage, etc. Everyday people-holy crap that’s a fat ……………..!

  271. Distinguished Gentleman says:

    Stephanie Bastard, sister of Fat Bastard, gives birth outside Art Gallery.

  272. kigol says:

    Oh my god, she killed kenny! You BASTARD!

  273. stacy says:

    Excuse me, has anyone seen my vagina?

  274. Big E says:

    Sick of thinking of baseball, here is the Artsy way to think of to keep from cumming…

  275. Flinlock079 says:

    As said by the Firecrotch in Black: “Despite your size, mine is still bigger”

  276. Jay says:

    Ms. Struthers! Please put your clothes back on!

  277. Tyler says:

    That’s the winning comment:

    So long as you are not a nerd…which half the readers probably are.

    nodoczerodownteaser Says:

    October 1st, 2008 at 11:27 am
    My head coaching record at Notre Dame is misleading

  278. Aftersun says:

    Major Bewbage.

  279. Mathew says:

    Excuse me, Have you seen my dog?

  280. FishPants says:

    Trout stay out!

  281. Soren says:

    “Trust me Linda, he was calling me the fat-ass.”

  282. Martha says:

    Preheat the oven to 325o then place the bird in the oven to roast for 15 – 20 minutes per pound.

  283. P-ro says:

    hey, come sit on muummmph…

  284. PoYZoNRaiN says:

    “Does this make me look fat?”

  285. XeroxPunk says:

    All floured up, ready for step two.

  286. Bigperm says:

    Ronald McDonalds Wife

  287. Michael Loftin says:

    What they really look like on Facebook. Stop giving us just a head shot.

  288. CB says:

    “Ok, now can I have my boyfriend back? You’re sitting on him.”

  289. CB says:

    Jennifer was always jealous of her sister’s beautiful hair. But that’s about it.

  290. CB says:

    Woman’s rule #34. Always bring along a fat friend to the bars to make you look thinner.

  291. baker says:

    The new Statue of Liberty arrives on American soil….

  292. Melissa says:

    Its the oompa loompa factory! and it looks like there is a back up….

  293. Andy says:

    “Below this sculpture of a fat white lady, is the sculpture of a skinny black man…”

  294. AP says:

    “Could you imagine the queef that comes outta that?”

  295. One for the money says:

    “Could you hand me that cheeseburger?”

  296. k-dizzle says:

    If you look closely, you can see the opening to the Lip Stink Jungle.

  297. Vic says:

    So… if I bang her can I count it as a fivesome?

  298. pB says:

    “This is what I use to look like before Subway”

  299. Frankie says:

    for some reason i’m craving a extra large vanilla milkshake and a roast beef sandwich

  300. ignoramos says:

    “Honey?!!! I think it’s time to replace the curio cabinet!!!”

  301. STEVIC says:

    “OHH i see now…its a frog.”

  302. carljames says:

    Jabba is displeased Solo.

  303. Jdog says:

    Kirstie Allie got the diabetes!

  304. Exile says:

    I call this statue “Six Months After the Wedding”

  305. Barney says:

    “Just a few more pushes ‘ought to do it, Miss Faht-Hass”

  306. Coyote says:

    Anna Nicole Smith never died, her agent just thought it best for her to disappear at the top of her game.

  307. Sean says:

    When I covered her head I thought of Homer Simpson.

    I admit it, I’ve poled a fatty before, and aside from the hungry cockhound blowjob I got as a preliminary round it was a disgusting and vile experience. I did it only because my friends were watching. Fortunately, I am born without the shame gene.

    If you kick that hog in the gut I bet Vern Troyer will fall out.

  308. MP says:

    Gravity claims yet another albino victim.

  309. Rick says:

    If I ever win way too much money….I’m putting that in my foyer….no no, I’m putting that on someone’s door step. Someone too poor to move it.