Write a caption for this photo of a very special school field trip and you can win a Daytona 500: 50 Years of “The Great American Race” DVD from A&E. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Taco: Jared Leto backstage at the My So Called Life reunion tour
Runners Up:
Leigh: Without a fourth installment of LOTR or POTC, Orlando Bloom decided to star in a pilot episode of “The Golden Shower Girls.”
Kevin: Yep ladies, it’s called 2girls 1cup, and that’s why we’re here.
th1: Bea Arthur Presents: Hardcore Grannies IV
Brian: Lindsay and Tara partying strong 50 years from now.
Tickaz: So this is what became of that kid from “Married With Children
Damn I thought it said swingset club.
Thats what I call a Dollar Menu.
This is what happens when you let nun’s rent a party bus…
The boys from the polygamist ranch in Eldorado, TX had a great time on their field trip
The No Child Left Behind answer to sex education.
taking sex-ed to a new level
Its no big deal its only the short bus…
OOHHHHH….So thats why they cancelled “the magic school bus”. Ms Frizzle you dirty dirty whore.
After Recent Field Trip School Board Reconsiders Hiring of Michael Jackson
Yes folks, that’s right, Gas for only $1.09.
After that fateful field trip, the students of Miss Peachbottom’s special ed class rolled and cripple walked the halls of Franklin D. Roosevelt Elementary as God’s among men.
Church Field Trip!!
What happens when you hire the real “Otto” to be your bus driver.
Bus-ted!
In a cruel twist of fate, cooter, level 5 sex offender turned reformed bus driver, had an important decision to make on his first day on the job.
HOLY SHIT….full service 1.09 a gallon?…when i put 5 bucks at arco i only had enough left for a snickers….nice.
Screw the route, I’m goin tard swinging today!
Superintendant: Its a field trip, Carl. F-I-E-L-D. Not a feel trip.
Carl the Bus Driver: Honest mistake.
Always be sure to read the fine print when signing the “Field Trip Permission Slip”.
Note to parents: Please sign field trip permission slip and enclose $10. (In ones only, please.)
The grand opening of the “John Holmes Memorial High School” got off with a few bangs.
These students require the short bus there, and the long bus on the way back.
Hey parents….you know that dollar you give to little Johnny for lunch? Candy has it…..and Summer and Priscilla and Amber and Celeste and Rayna and……
“BUTH DRIVA BUTH DRIVA , DER UMMM BILLY ITH POEKING ME IN DDDDDDAH BAK”
Kids eat free
Tuesday nights.
a “career day” field trip for the 7th grade from the all girl cathlic school
Bill Clintons new career as a Sex-Ed teacher was cut short yesterday after an unscheduled “field trip” with his 8th grade students.
This was the last time Springdale Elementary School let Bill Clinton plan their field trips.
Where do you get these fucking prizes?
School of Porn starring Jack Cock
field trip to the school of cock
Bus driver to school principle: the kids promised me it was a petting zoo, all I could find inside was a bunch of “kittens”.
what better way to use bottle drive money, field trip and sex ed all in one class!!
Laugh all you want but someone had to sign those permission slips.
A box lunch and a gallon of gas is only 2.09
“Oh yeah I’m sure that perv did take those kids there, What! $1.09. Holy Shit! I don’t believe it.”
The one time i forget my permisson slip.
Tittie joint for only a dollar. Obviously the kids think they are in an old folks home. “Get your old snatch here, ONE dollor, also applicable kids discounts!!”
….meanwhile the judge of holy tacos give a wednesday went to visit his mother for her opinion of this weeks contest.
Field Trips: Because they give you a group discount.
Micheal Jackson taking the Boys Club choir on their annual field trip.
Senior class trip of Bill Clinton High School.
If I had a nickel for ever time I’ve seen I sign like this, I’d almost have enough for a sex show.
Paris Hilton taking her students on a field trip.
How you know when the Sexaholics Anonymous meetings aren’t working the way they should.
After dropping off the children at school, your mom heads off to her other job.
“Cover charge includes a juice box, PB&J sandwich, and complimentary lap dance”
With ED becoming a global pandemic, no child left behind jumped into action to save the future of America. Thankfully our tax dollars come in singles now too.
Cheap porn, cheap gas,what a field trip!