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“Al Gore’s latest alternative fuel idea”
mexican suicide bomber
Powered by low self-esteem
Though revolutionary, Steve’s new fuel alternative didn’t help with the emissions crisis.
I can’t see why the Baked Bean man never caught on in the states. Must have been the song.
Eventually all things “green” turn brown, even energy.
“Mikey now knows who his REAL friends are.”
“Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing”
My stock exhaust wasn’t doing the job so I upgraded to the industrial sized orange cone exhaust pipe! Now i’m turning heads
Bruce’s revolutionary plan for alternative fuel sources was derailed by his inability to pass emissions
Harley Davidson’s 2008 version of the split tail was a radical departure from prior models
Nitro Gas Bike
Nitro Gas Motorcycle
(Kazoo sound)
Barack Obama’s new energy policy.
The new drug mule loading machine.
*rumble* LOOK WHAT I CAN DO *rumble*
“Hola senor! Weech wall joo say joo need paint color brown?”
While heading in reverse Chester didnt realize the ramifications of his invention and his impending doom.
Then Clay Aiken said, “I’m ready! Quick, put the gerbil in the funnel!!!”
Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger (born March 2, 1982, in Lima, Ohio[1]), nicknamed Big Ben, is an American football quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Steelers 11th overall in the 2004 NFL Draft. He played college football at Miami (Ohio) University.
Roethlisberger earned the AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year in 2005. He became the youngest Super Bowl-winning quarterback in NFL history, helping to lead the Steelers to a 21-10 victory over the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XL at the age of 23. He was named to his first Pro Bowl in 2007.
“if you want to win, sometimes you have to cheat”
Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz kids 12th birthday party. Kid says after recieving gifts “as long as its not STDS, by the way saw Mom doing it and Dads a really likes beans.”
Must be an election year again!
And in todays news, the Obama for President Campaign, in an effort to cut costs and show Mr. Obama’s community organization abilities has enlisted members of his community to help out. He’s not one to toot his own horn, so members of the community will be doing it for him.
To infinity and beyond!!!!!!!!!!
Beans!!! the new alternative to a regular horn
Harley Davidson’s new slogan ” Loud Pipes Saves Lives”
Powered by Natural gas…Go Bean!
Not Pictured: Dignity.
The horn has made many strides over the years
They haven’t found a way to run a bike on used cooking grease, so they have to find a different gas to run on.
“Wind assistance never seemed so fast…”
Heinz’ new advertising campaign certainly raised some eyebrows.
With his motorbike out of commission, John needed to find a different way to make cool revving noises to impress the ladies.
“Can you hear me now?”
This sure beats buying a digital clock for my kids!
Looks like politicans aren’t the only ones who talk out of their ass!!
“Fuel ingested. Tank check… full. Chassis check… intact. Safety check… helmet and pads in place. Thruster check… silent but deadly. We are go. Thrusters engage. 5…4…3…2…1…We have liftoff!”
“Now presenting….His High Lord Skunk Ass” (sounding of the butt trumpets)
The unsuccessful British “MythBusters” season 1
Hey it’s the the villain in the next Hancock movie, Farto with enough wind power to put Katrina to shame
“FAKE!”
Heinz Baked Beans becomes Heinz BioFuels
Joe tries to reduce his carbon footprint on the planet by using “natural gas” instead of regular gasoline.
“I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars…”
Who needs a 900$ NOS system? All i need is a match
flatulence, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse
“I wonder how high gas well have to be before this makes me a millionare!?”
After breaking the sound barrier Hiram the Hobo (thats my roommate) decides to take his new technology to the Republican National Convention along with his new slogan “GO GREEN….then brown”
Apparently, Lance Armstrong is taking training for the 09 Tour de France very seriously…
Evil Knievel ain’t got shit on me!!!
Scientist rejoice as the actual cause of Global Warming was found today in Yorkshire, England. Miles “Methane” Tims, who scientists call Patient Zero, is said to be the main cause of the large tear in the earth’s ozone layer. When asked to comment, Tims just said “I Fuckin like Bloody Beans, Sword Off!”
Suzuki’s new crash-test dummy.
Ah yes, the 1949 Suzuki Asshorn. The elegance of a symphony is married with the distinct aroma of baked buttbeanery. An instant classic.
In an effort to save his campaign, Obama pays Biden $10 to play a trumpet fanfare when he enters a rally. Biden, true to form, promptly fucks up.
Thinking to himself… “Come on, one more lap. Gotta get ready for your big date with Shaq tonight”
So now we all know what Jorge Garcia has been working on while on break from Lost, THE SHART-ORCYCLE
“Beans Beans the Magical Fuel
Eat a lot and roads you’ll rule.”
Well look at what Jorge Garcia has been up to before shooting another season of LOST. Thank you for giving us the SHART-ORCYCLE.
“1950, here I come!”
RRRiiiiicccolllllaaaaa!!!!!
Bob fails to understand that he doesn’t have to personally pass the emissions test for his motorcycle.
Apparently, gas prices have hit $100 a gallon.
Dad?
“So, this is what happened of Kenny G!”
Honda’s new bean powered hybrid motorcycle did not fair well at the test track today.
Honda’s new bean powered hybrid motorcycle didn’t fair well at the test track today.
The reason Mike will not be invited to the next family reunion…
Local racer claims he can “drive the shit out of a motorcycle.”
She’s a quart low.
“When this thing hits 88 mph your going to see some serious shit”
“Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?”
BOO HOOOO The Feast… Is ruined… booahuhh
Pictured here, Al Gore heads to the latest Eco-Conference to give another speech on alternative fuels and transportation.
Riding to work is such a pain in the ass.
Once Carl realized it was 2008, it set in that the wind propulsion system he had developed was slightly outdated.
The British are coming. The British are coming!
has anyone noticed this guy’s got a traffic cone in his ass??
if you aint first, you’re last
Clearly the hyrbrid fad has gone too far
Beans
Beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you..
.. rip-across-the-country-on-your-flatulence-powered-WWII-era-motorcycle
No matter how you see it, this guy is picking up more girls than most of the readers here.
……hey sometimes a nigga gota stick a cone up his ass and ride a motorcycle
“Roll that beautiful bean footage!!!”
Oh , go blow it out your ass!!!
Sound the horn the retards are coming.
As predicted, Metallica’s “Deathmagnetic” did not live up to expectations…..
Farty Mcloose-Cheeks decides to roll his beautiful bean footage.
Pictured above; When resources and fuel were in high demand shortly after World War 2, other alternatives were utilized.
“bake beans – fire in the hole – no, its fire from my a$$hole”
Laugh all you want, but it’s still better than riding the bus…
Out of petrol but never out of gas!
(Get that bottle of Beano away from me!)
The Redneck Rocket Bike.
Popular Mechanics editor in chief: “Christ Joe, I know its the post WWII edition but is this the best you’ve got?”
Hold on a second, how am i suposed to masturbate to this?
Ride, ride as fast as you can, sound the horn and stock up on all the rations you can find. GO! NOWWW!
Ride, ride as fast as you can, alert the townspeople, sound the horn and stock up on all the rations you can find. GO! NOWWW!
Intorucing the Republican Party’s speech mobile.
Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!! Thats what I get for trying to ride my bike backwards.
Straight Man: “Good thing motorcycles don’t go in reverse.” Gay Man: “OOOH I wish motorcycles went in reverse!”
Is this a screenshot of the secret “Russian Brain Fart” mission in Grand Theft Auto IV?
“Can you hear me now”?
I’d rather take it in the bum from a huge orange cone than the pump.
What? You’ve never seen someone try to get rid of swamp-ass before?
” What did that assh*le just say? “
Wait, you mean to tell me that Heinz had the answer to stopping the war back in 1949…Genius!!!
Laugh all you want, but that dude is still pretty effin horny.
Quick! Sound the spool-horn!
Rarely seen in the wild, the ass-cone banshee is said to be able to achieve 40 m.p.h.
I GOT YOUR HIGH GAS PRICES RIGHT HERE!
Phhhhhppht…phttt..pht….blububububub.
Head speaker at the Democratic national convention
Norman was unsuccessful at beating the world land speed record on a motorbike.
on road refueling hpb high powered biking
Chocolate soft serve? Would you like that in a waffle, cake, or road cone?
Somehow the Oklahoma Sooners knew their new mascot wouldn’t work out…
Bicycle playing cards in the spokes is easier!
Bob was right, the bike is still louder…hey, wait a minute – he tricked me again!
obama ‘s get out the vote rolls into beantown
What can brown do for you?
This is what happens to NASA when you spend too much on national defense.
“I have to do what to siphon some gas!”
FOR SALE: dirt bike, low mileage, but the exaust smells like shit.
The real trouble with this invention is that it is susceptible to clogs.
Radio listeners couldn’t find the difference in the new Queens Speach.
Hurricane Ike leaves path of distruction. Gas prices soar.
‘….so then I said blow it out your arse and you would believe what he did next…..’
‘….so then I said blow it out your arse and you wouldn’t believe what he did next…..’
Cletus, living in the rural countryside, was tired of dodging deer on his way to the weekly bean eating contest and vowed to make his own brand of deer alert.
Unfortunately he still sees deer, but cannot recall the last time he had someone tailgating………….maybe this will be his week!
i told you i could toot my own horn.
It’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt!
New meaning to Naturally Ass-Pirated
lunchbreak
GO GO GADGET ANUS!
Caption contest:
“When Obama is elected and my taxes go up 13%, I’m prepared in a major way to take it up the butt.”
No WAY he passes emissions…
Ass-trumpeting has been going on for years in the south and is set to make its television debut in the 2009 X-Games.
In some countries, biker gangs choose their leader by who has the loudest horn.
You can’t really tell how ‘cutting edge’ this new baked bean technology is until you start to pull out the cone.
Don’t bogart those beans.. my friend ….pass them over to me…..
In soviet Russia, parking cone humps you!
I’m not one to toot my own horn but…
Someone should tell him the horn goes in front when yelling and beans go out the rear
The new pooter scooter, the brownish green alternative
Don’t drink and drive…Especially not in a construction zone!!!
“I found the solution to the world oil crisis – Beans!!”
Here’s a picture of Mel Gibson in a deleted scene from ‘The Road Warrior’.
After severe budget cutbacks, G. W. Bush has needed to resort to less conventional means of warfare.
Warning: Never insult a road worker!
The Benny Hill Memorial opened last week in London’s Hyde Park.
It’s official, George Lucas has killed the Star Wars franchise.
Otherwise known as the French Horn.
The less orthodox way to speak Vietnamese.
Obama’s great idea for Natural Gas Production.