Write a caption for this photo of a respectable young man respecting his elders and you can win a copy of EA’s Madden 08. It’s the game all the cool kids are playing, so get on board. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via the Holiest of Tacos.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Matt – Lick it, slam it – stomach! Lemons are for wimps.
Runners Up:
SarcasticSOB: The new party game sensation: “Bobbing for Belly Button Lint
Buns: No, seriously dude, I have a giant wang shaped like a female.
Skoal: “Dig a little deeper I swear my penis is in there somewhere
Robert: The new liposuction! Just 20 minutes a day, three times a week and even you can have washboard abs.
Loren: I nurtures mah yungins’ with mah belly milk.
Dan: It wants me to go towards the light!
bkjester: Dude, you never go front-ass to mouth
Aaron: Keep laughing, bitch. Your next.
“Michael Jackson’s son, ‘Blanket’ takes his fathers favorite past time to new lows”
“A Pedo’s perfect world”
Babies Don’t let Fathers drive Sober.
Here’s your beer! Now fix me some dinner you lazy bastard!
The one, and possibly only, reason for having children.
what the fuck did i tell you about leaving wounded soldiers on the table! drink bitch
Alrighty Ima about to get a touchdown and I can’t wait to hear John Madden’s voice, so honey just pour that beer down my throat it’s time to throw down. Don’t worry about spilling it I ain’t wearin’ a shirt. GET SOME SON!
This shit happens every time!, we go out, he passes out and im the one stuck baby sitting this bitch !!! DAMN!!!!! …
damn , first you fuck my mom, eat my food.. and now i gotta babysit you …. ( i hate my life)
take the blood of Christ brother… and YOU SHALL BE SAVED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
also, im guessin this is the catholic church since it looks like little boys and men are both naked together
Little 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus resurrects faith with baptism on newly converted NASCAR fan.
Kids
More fun to make than buying a cup holder
Help daddy with his medicine.
Huh.. Just hook it up directly to my veins!
If your mom took it in the mouth like this, you’d never have been born
I love you son.
Gingerkid poisons dad with lightbeer.
Beer…Check! Father and Son…Check! Naked…WTF?
Hook it directly to my veins!
Now, for a limited time only, get your own ginger orphan with every case of malt liquor.
Yeah? Who’s _your_ daddy!
Fuck yeah, I’m sucking on some man titties tonight!!!!
You keep drinking this and I’ll keep sucking on your wife’s tits.
Cupid finally ran out of arrows, but luckily there was a plentiful alternative.
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Quick junior give me a sip! These time outs only last a couple of seconds on this video game!
You gotta try this beer Dad it’s great! I had it with my cereal this morning.
In a fit of revenge, Junior got momma’s new boyfriend drunk so that there was no more disputes as to whose turn it is to breastfeed.
Jesus has returned!
Ok son, remember to not tell mommy about going to the drunken orgy. Lets go, you can drive stick right?
Chug, fatman!! CHUUUUUGG!!!!!!!!
During his intervention, Patrick promised he would never again pick up a beer.
Dude, this should wake him up cause I totally pissed in this.
It’s a baby dick in a can. VICTORY!
I dont have a caption, but can we switch their heads like on that one website? this has the makings of gold….
Adultophila… the new pedophila.
Pope Benedict circa 1931: “And this, the canned blood of Jesus Christ, will cleanseth you of all sin…” Even the sins of the Nazi regime? Sweet! Drink up.
Just a little bit more Uncle Bubba…. Then I am gonna super glue your dick to your leg for creeping in room!!
Here, Let me give ya a hand.. you drunk bastard
After you finish your beer you can watch some internet porn.
First he’s puring beer down your throat, next he’s stealing the credit cards ordering hookers and getting tatoo’s.
“Yes, yes, that’s it. Drink, drink the sleepy potion in the can so I can cut your ass for not letting me watch porn with you.”
“Cmon Daddy, just a few more sips, I want you and mommy to give me a retarded brother this time!”
The father becomes the son…and the father becomes the son.
superman
Crappy formula equals crappy beer for you, dad!
Billy’s Dad has constant nightmares of performing fillatio on his own son. Doctors have discovered the solution.
Awww baby wants his bottle?
welcome to the annual man-boy naked beer chug
Now I that I have junior, I don’t even miss my arms.
My Daddy says we aren’t white trash and that our neighbors in the trailer park next to us are. I love my Daddy.
“Perfect, son. This skill will come in handy in 15 years or so, at your post-prom party with your date. How do you think you got here?”
KG- You win man… thats hilarious shit right there
Just a few more sips…………and he’ll be tea-bag ready.
Jaden Spears showing Uncle Mark what Mommy taught him.
Just another picture of John Daly as a child helping his dad.
“drink up, you pussy!!”
“Here Dad- I removed my diaper and squeezed out the juices into this can for your enjoyment”
“Now that we are undressed, its time to drink the Jesus Juice and get this party started!”
This will help you forget that my wienie’s bigger than yours…
Drink ! Ya fat Bastard!
drink up, you’ll need it when you clean me later.
daddy never hurts us when he’s drunk
Okay dad one more sip, but only if I get the blonde.
baby: drink this before we go to my daycare….. aka NABMLA (North American Baby Man Love Association) meeting
Learning my son, you are.
Strong in this one, the force is.
Take it bitch take it all you pussy i drink 4 of these and go to preschool you drink one and we both end up naked god i hope that burning is diaper rash.
Taking ‘couch potato’ to a new level, Rick teaches his children to serve him so he never has to exercise even the smallest of muscles.
the angel on his left shoulder was telling him not to have sex with his whale of a sister, but bubba liked listening to the devil on his right shoulder better.
i knew this texas polygamist compound was going to be a good idea
“One of these things does not belong.”
Kid: Chug, chug, chug… Mom your next! I want a little brother!
It’s like breastmilk for Daddies!
Here daddy, drink up and you’ll be big and strong.
Introducing the all new BABY BONG!
Here Dude,
I found this “Fountain of Youth” beer. Worked for me!
Fucking Rednecks
Easy.
WHY PARENTING NEEDS TO BE LICENSED, REASON 4,598,987
Little Aaron figured the magic elixer that made daddy so funny last night might wake him up this morning so they could go to the zoo like he promised.
Times are tough for everyone. Here Little Father O’Malley is reduced to giving First Communion with Tallboys unsead of the traditional wine.
1865: slavery is abolished. southerners get desperate to fill the void…
Leave some for me Dad!
Son, Sex in the city is on, and i really don’t want to miss the next words that come out of Sarah Jessica Parker’s mouth, so get the beer flowin’!
“Daddy? I want another brother… Drink this so Mommy will look pretty again…”
Dude this shit is GOOOOD, taste it!
I can haz little brother soon?
Child labor for the 21st century.
“DRINK FRESHMAN.”
I happened because you were drunk… and i need a baby brother. Drink up bitch
chug that shit n put some dam diapers on me you lazy bastard
Winner:
Matt – Lick it, slam it – stomach! Lemons are for wimps.
Is it funny because you dont do shooters with a f’ing lemon, or did you
win because of who’s d!ck you suck’in?
Were on a fixed income, no cash for cloth, just crosses and beer!
‘Beer Boy’ was the most coveted position during father McClasky’s weekly service planning sessions
Junior, you’ve chosen poorly! AHHHH!
Its Indiana, you son of a bitch!
Your Grandmother was not a bitch!
another sad side effect of fetal alcohol syndrome
Now i can change the channel drink my beer and jerk off at the same time…ahh, the joy of children
Daddy asked me to help, when his arms stopped working.
“Here dad now go make me a brother or sister”
Umm… well if its fine by Jesus its fine by me.
Here Dad, you take it… I’m too wasted to finish it.
The poor man’s pit crew…
“Honey come look at what I taught Junior! Now I never have to put down the xbox controller!”
Screw monkey butlers, baby butlers are the next big thing!
Naked babied no longer availible with Bud Light.
“He wouldn’t give me a diaper so I peed in this can. Is it good daddy? Bastard.”
Jesus is to turning water into wine as baby is to turning urine into beer
that fucked up
I’m getting horribly drunk, reminds me sorta of when I impregnanted your ma’.
Except this time theres only one fat person in a nappy.
Is that Golden Pheasant?
this is seriously my fraternity’s cook
What the fuck