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“Nailed It!”
I call this move the Dirtty Vinnie, now take it like a man.
Oi mate! I’ve found the queen’s jewels
Now Cough B*tch !
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Ahhhhh….your hand’s are freezing!!!!!
ANNOUNCEMENT: Pre-game physicals will now be performed by opposing players. Thank You.
I said “TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH, NOT SCREAM!”
Ccuranaj816@yahoo.com
You give daddy that pussy!!
army guys like it rough…
home team ready?…away team ready?……………………………….GRABBALL!
—-hey jim ….no more low fives…ever.
Next time just tell me my ball is hangin out jeff
I love it when you treat me rough
And I thought the stethascope was cold
No dinner WTF
I told you … only in the showers
Hey man you were the one that snuck up on me… I warned you I was a soccer ninja
HA HA I tied them between my legs better luck next time asshole
HEY! this dudes a chick
Hey, let me have some of your tots!
Oi! Baggage check, mate.
Lock, Stock, and One Smoking Barrell
“I’m the juggle-nut, BITCH!”
Soccer, it’s like rugby with a twist.
Soccer: It’s like rugby…with a twist
if your not a manc. your a wank!
djrizraz@djrizraz.com
Yep! Your a quart low.
The judges for HolyTaco’s Give-A-Wednesday game like to touch eachother’s balls. Why? Because they’re gay.
“HEY ..OW”…”ok next time you can play ref…jeethuths”
“how did you get the frank above the beans?”
Hand Ball!
not a quote but, i hope the frank is always above the beans, otherwise that’s just weird.
I knew soccer players had a thing for animals, but zebra cock?, that’s messed up.
Cup Check….aww you fail
“Sorry i’m a homosexual”…”its alright i’m British”
I didn’t really like that last call Ref
Next, on the Violence Channel: Ow My Balls.
I love getting hand jobs during the game!!
Now grab my nipples please!
nevermind_654@hotmail.com
i knew you werent has big has me.
ridetherockittt@aol.com
Easy Mate…I nicked myself shavin’ this morning!
Just a little Pinch and you’ll grow an inch!
I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!
I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!
Help me out wit’ these crabs luv?
“Next time it’ll be a banana kick, yah?”
Locked Cock and 2 Swollen Testicles.
Bend it like Vinnie
“If you like my ball handling – you’ll love the way I attack the backfield.”
Vinnie’s egregious misunderstanding of the handball foul resulted in the dreaded double red card.
Hey you’re right! These new protective cups are great!
It’s only supposed to be 2 in the pink!
rowanox9@yahoo.com
“That’s it, thats exactly how your wife sounded last night!”
How embarasing, my zipper is stuck, can you help?
hunterswift@aol.com
Dig Deeper!
hunterswift@aol.com
Top of the morning to ya! oops sorry i was reaching for you hand.
surprised not there both on the ground already
“i own you now!”
You’d better be circumsized!
Nah, i like soccer balls better.
Here we see Vinny Jones following coach’s rules by ”Getting the ball back”
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This is the modern way for players to defend them self’s when being called a ”terrorist”
Excuse me, little dick comin through
This isn’t how reach arounds work. At all.
Bending it like Beckham.
“You are correct. Those are indeed warts.”
Is this you’re version of wang chung?
You should we wearin’ a cup!
you sit down, and pee when your in my house wanker
dude, that’s crazy!