Write a caption for this lovely lady and you can win a copy of Gran Turismo 5 Prologue. It’s the game that let’s you drive like Billy Joel on Long Island (without all those pesky fines and convictions.) As usual, leave your caption in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump:
Winner:
Darylo: Thought bubble from kid “Hey bitch, wanna check out a REAL red carpet?’
Runner Ups:
Andrew: “And the Ginger said to himself, “Yes. She will be mine.’ ”
Henry: Problem Child 6: The Quest for Kate’s taint!!
Bosco: Don’t feed the Gingers
Jschak: “Thats right bitch, make me that money
New at 7-11: Introducing the all-new Hot Dog Slurpee. Get your Hot Dog Slurped- The Kosher Way.
And Dopey’s mom thought to herself, “I wish we were allowed to use our ears to catch these things…..”
Ever wondered who would answer if you called that girl’s number written on the inside of a stall in a public bathroom? Here’s your answer.
Dating tip: a gift certificate to the Heinz store can go a long way with this chick.
“use the force you whore”
-yoda
Sssausage! Ssssausage! Sssausages! Sssausage! Ssssausage!
Practice makes perfect.
This summer, be prepared for Oliver Stone’s remake of the Houston 500 gang bang…….”Back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left.”
Those penis sorceres are making it rain cum and dick!
We have a Weiner!
Ohh, HAHAHA, i think its stuck on my braces. (the wiener dont think its too funny though)
And then she was told it wasn’t Kosher.
Even though she did find out i was cheating on her It’s about time she
regurgitated my penis out.
“Just amazing”. The little girl from the Exorcist has a new skill, but thowing up is still apparent.
i fucking love Mardi Gras outside the oscar meyer factory
Although she tried her best at becoming a penis sorceress, Belinda was never quite sure what to do with her prize.
Never let a lesbian enter a weiner catching contest!
Damn! I usually catch them just fine between my legs.
“..and that’s how I got my uncle to buy me these earings”
Eliot Spitzer’s wife had to find some way to win him back…
When the invisible man get horny he’s not so invisible
Peanut Butter is to Jelly as mustard filled Hot Dog is to big-eared, cock craving whore
Dick jokes aside, this women has yellow, gelatinous cum all over her face… and she’s worried about catching a hot-dog in her mouth?
Seeing how they are not making anymore Exorsist movies that little girl had to find a way to use the power of the Devil in her.
It is all about perceived danger. In front of that Hot dog I was in complete control. Absolute and complete control. That is my profession.
After her 15 minutes of fame the crazy eyed bitch from 2 girls 1 cup had to resort to turning shit covered dick tricks on the corner.
Today’s hot lunch will be served from the Book Depository windows.
It was another great turnout for the Lewinsky Nationals held in Hamburg. Sadly, Team Ireland was disqualified for spillage and gratuitous use of teeth.
The Redneck Olympics have come back in town with their new event. Againt the wishes of many, Linda Blair gave her try at the “Cock toss”
Meet the sister Gene Simmons doesn’t talk about.
Although a master with the footlong, Lisa never seemed to do well in the 6 inch class.
At what looks like a random act of chance, this photo was found in police archives dating back to 1993. It’s taken from a surveillance camera, and based on the time/date stamping on the photo, and location of the camera we can safely deduct that this shot was taken at the exact moment Lorena Bobbit was driving down a Virgina street after committing her heinous, crime of passion. The girl in the photo, obviously too embarrassed to step forward, leaves us with some questions though. Scientists have stated that due to the extreme whiplash at the point of impact, the esophagus was contracted and forced yellowish/green bile to erupt from her throat, resulting in this grisly scene. And after more research, we found that what appears to be a crowd in the photo is actually a billboard for ‘Hypercolor’ clothing.
Just Like Dad Taught Me!
Lisa “Teabag” Martin complained “lack of balls” for her horrible hotdog deepthroat performance. Better luck next time bitch!
So what’s that girl you used to date from Milwaukee up to these days?
Musical notes turn to shit as Celine Dion performs “O Holy Night.
And now, for my last trick to distract you from the size of my ears…
After getting booted from “Dancing with the Stars” this week, Marley Matlin has started sinking to new lows.
Breaking News: Food Network and Girls Gone Wild have joined forces to bring you Girls Gone Wild: 2008 Sausage Eating Contest. Combined the delicious taste of Mustard Milkshakes, watch co-ed college girls eat Hebrew National Beef until they vomit themselves, most of the time while nude!! Buy now for 3 easy payments of $19.95, and the next DVDs will be shipped automatically… Act now! Coming soon- 2009 Burrito Stuffing Contest!!
“Kobayashi ain’t shit.”
Quick, someone get the invisible man some clothes, the potion is wearing off!!!
Make the next on Chicago Style.
See! I’m really bad with my mouth but you can still put it in my ear.
So the invisible man , does have a penis…. gotcha…!
Extreme urge makes slutty whore give 8 inch hot dog a serious tongue lashing..
“Its not going to fit!” Shouted a woman from the croud, …even the beef stew on her chin isn’t a match for the soon to be sausage stain, ….right between the eyes.
Women: At least the spicy mustard wont be as salty!
“How much teeth do you want?”
” at least this will distract the people from looking at my big ass ears”…
LORENA BOBBIT MY ASS,LETS NOT WASTE IT….
Bounced the chin, rolled twice around the rim….he shoots, he scores!!!
Fuck, I suck, not even a runner up..
So here goes another sad attempt at being funny:
“Poor Lucy tried auditioning for a ‘Kiss’ impersonation contest and a porn audition at the same time, needless to say it did not go well. She later died when she choked to death on the hotdog.”
“omg dont boo me!! im gene simmons daughter!”
Beth “The Frankfurter Hurter” Maddigan impresses a crowd of onlookers with her amazing oral dexterity.
Although she suffered a severe allergic reaction to the buns, Ms. Maddigan was still able to assemble and eat an entire frankfurter right in her mouth.
Beth not be the most attractive girl or have the largest breasts but I think she still turned out OK in my book.
And the sequel was made… “2 girls one cup: Solid State”
“I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner”,
You never forget your first St. Skanky Girl.
behold the human PEZ dispensor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most people puke downwards….puking up takes talent
My future wife in training.
Is there something stuck in my teeth?
I used to do this in College all the time. Wait, i’m sorry. That was with the other weiner.
And with that BatBoys mother snapped the weiner out of the air with a certain pizaz known only to those of the bat persuassion.
Against the career counselor’s warning, Suzie pursued her dream of performing in public as a “Mustard Covered Bull Penis Tongue Juggler”.
The Invisible Man’s new prosthetic penis does not have the same powers he does.
If Lorena Bobbitt and Linda Blair had a love child with Gene Simmons…..here’s the result.
two girls and a cup remix
The power of Christ compels you!!
Hold the relish. Please.
One Girl No Cup!