Write a caption of Tiger Woods and his caddy attempting to high five and you could win a copy of Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds for the PS3. Coming out on March 18th, the new Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds lets you play against 50 of your friends and gives you 300 options to customize your player’s avatar. As usual, leave your caption in the comments section.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Rick - If I open my eyes real wide, I can see the back of my skull.
Runner Ups:
Mike – We’ll be looking back on these photos for a long time.
Josh - Why do my pictures always come out with red eye?
Kraig - I wanna be in the picture.
Eric – Wow, this record player sucks.
Mojo – So this is where my soul goes.
SUPER FRIENDS!!!
“White Guys.”
We are Two Wild and Crazzzy Guys!!! Now let us to go score with the foxes.
Tiger: “I’m rich as a muthafucka daaaaawg!!!”
Caddy: “Yeeeeeeeeeah Booooooooooy!!”
bsteimel@wcusigep.com
Dammit I hate it when my schwartz gets tangled.
SOMEBODY….. PLEASE….. UNPLUG….. GOLFCLUB!!!!
“Tiger… I am your FATHER!!”
“NoooOOOOO!!!!!”
“Hey, what happened to our light sabers?”
Even as one of the richest people in the world, Tiger Woods inner black man still feels urges to steal from the white man.
“These are spirit fingers! And these…are gold!”
Hitting a golf ball into a 3 inch hole 600 yards away with a metal stick…piece of cake.
Trying to high five from 2 feet away…now that’s another story.
bustadrew78@hotmail.com
Tiger duffs one!
Just another reason why Clinton and Obama can never work together
ian_nichol@hotmail.com
Nerds of the world unite!
fvna580@hotmail.com
“Stevie, How many times do I have to tell you–Keep your eyes open when you’re swinging that thing!”
inspired by joey fatone, tiger practices for dancing with the stars every chance he gets.
“Dude, we are sooooo getting some pussy tonight!”
email is loganhanna@tmail.com
The new handshake of the Klan. They call it the Oreo.
How about you pick the cotton, and I’ll make the t-shirts. And together, we’ll wholesale! High-Five!
WINNING THE BUICK OPEN: WONDERFUL
WINNING THE MASTERS: EXHILERATING
PIMP SLAPPING YOUR CADDY FOR CHOOSING THE WRONG CLUB: PRICELESS
email is ssbwrc@hotmail.com
Self Defense: Protect yourself from whitey
A hush fell over the crowd as Tiger and his caddy yelled “Foshizal my nizzle!” and made some strange hacking move at each other.
Swing your partner….do si do……in the cup the ball will go…….
Fisties are out, and slaps are the new in thing, everyone is doing it.
Here’s Tiger Woods trying show the world that he’s really black by doing a complicated hand shake. After this attempt it’s still obvious to the world that he’s whiter than rice.
unglad@gmail.com is the email.
Jazz Hands!!
They usually do this in the evenings…pants-less. It’s called swordfighting.
13 Majors and 64 PGA Tour Wins, $100Million Dollars Prize Money…..
Buick,Nike and other corporate sponserships, $100Million a year….
Projected to be first sports athlete to Break into the Billionaire clup before the age of 40…………
Knowing that I am cooler than Eldrick “Tiger” Woods, PRICELESS!
And this is where the hi five dies and the inner arm slap is born.
And now Tiger Woods and his caddy will perform their much anticipated skit from the Happy Hands Club. (Napoleon Dynamite reference)
Wonder Twin powers, activate!
Wonder Twin power activate, form of a Pro Golfer, form of his white caddy.
What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap bitch!
Tiger: They’re GREEAAAATTTTT!
Jules: Indeed!!
Tiger Woods mystery workout routine? Early morning Freeze Tag.
quarketry@gmail.com
The caucasian in Tiger comes out!
Huaaaahhh!
Break it down!
or the switch off while tag teaming the invisible broad.
Sorry… that was my Asian side, let’s try the other hand.
Screen shot of tiger woods audition to be in “rush hour 4″
Why two white men should never attempt to high five one another.
Oops! I forgot I don’t hi five douchebags!
Tiger Claw Kung Fu
Sink a hole-in-one and disarm whitey in one lesson.
dbeaulieu@gmail.com
Caddy: Smell my finger..
Tiger: ha.. Dirty Sanchez again?!
Come here you, brothers dont shake they hug
with a net-worth of $700 million dollars it’s impossible to look like a doucheb…..nevermind.
1080i@cogeco.ca
I’m so happy I just shit my pants…twice!
“Tiger uppercut!”
“Hadouken!”
Sword Fight.. To the Death!!
hey turd, did you get that straight from Mortal Kombat or do you listen to preston and steve?
(sorry to spam….this comment is probably better than half the ones up here though)
man the only reason they missed was because the caddy had light in his eye… wait thats a stupid excuse!
He might of sunk that putt but i am banging his wife!
Hi fivin’ white guys
Crossing arms now, crossing swords later…
jacketeer4@yahoo.com
this is the part of the movie where the prince and the pauper change places….
Put down the gun you son of a bitch!!!
Yes! thats the 347,893rd hole that I have filled up with a plastic ball!…. not including practice ofcourse… after all the ‘harder’ I practice the ‘Luckier’ I get
heftyfine@gmail.com
Woods: HeeeeHaw… Meee teeega wooooods beeeech.
Caddy: Not another bitchslap!
I still use Windows 3.1 too! !!! HIGH FIVER!
Tiger: “You look like a painter! Let’s bang our arms together!”
“I’m a little teapot short and stout!”
“Here is my handle,”
“Here is my spout…”
“Bruised-arm Buddies!” The new PGA reality show!
You’d have to have been born in the 70′s to understand my obscure sitcom reference.
Caddie: “I’d love to celebrate with you Tiger but you packed those golf balls you called anal beads up my ass so tight last night I can’t see straight.”
“That’s it, Tiger – Paint the Fence!”
Crazy white guy denied entry at the Black Thai event.
Tiger: Why the hell are u wearing a jumpsuit?!? hahahaha
Caddy: I knew we shouldn’t have ate those brownies ahhahhahahaha!
Tiger Woods And His Caddy: Retarded?
“De-generation X!!”
TIGER AND STEVES INSIDE JOKE HANDSHAKE ABOUT HOW FAR THEIR ARMS ARE UP PHIL MICKELSON’S ASS.
This proves it: White men can’t jump, Black men can’t high-five, and I have an erectile dysfunction.
Having a good handicap is the key to being a successful caddy.
Not only would Tiger Woods kick your ass at golf, he would kick your ass in real life because he practices Wing Chun in between shots.
the winner and runner ups sucked, i saw funnier ones in the list.
“YEAH”….”YEAH”….HAHAH…HEY?….HAHA WHAT?
…WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING?….BECAUSE YOU WON TODAY.I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH TO RETIRE AND DONT HAVE TO CARRY YOUR FUCKING BAGS ANYMORE AND I GET MY MANHOOD BACK YOU BUCKTOOTHED BASTARD….NOW GIVE ME FIVE !!!!!!!!
Tiger: “The power of Woods compels you!”
Caddy: “ZMORGDHFFFHHKLRAMPH!!”
See what discount Lasik eye surgery can do for you !!
House Painter: “I’ll use my karate skills to get you to let me paint your house!”
Tiger: “Never!” (blocks lethal blow)
White guys high five. Black guys “raise the roof.” Black-Thai-Chinese-Injun-Dutchman pound forearms and grind pelvises.
Tiger: I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!!!
Caddy: HELLS YEAH!!
BYAAAAHHHHH!!!!
By your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
nateissler@yahoo.com
FUCK, you made me miss… BITCHSLAP
jesus.. not again.. im poking out the eye of the tiger..
nevermind_654@hotmail.com
So what? So let’s Dance!
“There are two sides to every schwartz. He got the upside, I got the downside.” Spaceballs
cutshop@gmail.com
Tiger Woods after signing a sponsorship for Sherwin-Williams.
Tiger drops out of WGC event to enter Dancing with the Stars.
Tiger got game for sure! Oh wait… never mind.