Write a caption for the above photo and you could win a copy of Human Weapon: Military Combat on DVD. This series will teach you how to kill grown men with your bare hands from the comfort of your Cheeto-stained couch. Leave your submissions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via a two-fisted karate chop to the neck (or email, whichever’s easier.)
See last week’s winners after the death-defying jump.
Winner:
Tha Doc: Since your having trouble guessing what sex I am, I’ll help you out by showing you what my genitals look like.Runner Ups:BOB: I’m finally a ballerina, werd.
Mr. Poopoopachu: I just landed the part of Drew and Mimi’s love child in The Drew Carey Show: The Movie!
Coop: And this is what that bitches hand looked like after he tried to steal my Hot Pocket.
LC Nehring: This is the new shocker. Want to try it?
I’m sorry folks but, Fluffy didn’t make thru surgery.
I’m wearing this meat hat to cover up the revolting stench emanating from “The Human Weapon: Military Combat”–better prizes I demand!
I’m cool now guys right? you like me now don’t you? i bet we’ll hang out like every weekend now huh? guys?
The only loins he will ever get between.
Of all the weird fetishes…
She was eighteen, I swear.
Dude, I told you I’d get inside a chick before I was 35!
2 Guys 1 Carcass
Spank the monkey or he spanks you with his Ham. These are your only choices…
Believe it or not this isn’t the easiest way to get a bloody cock on your forehead…
You can always swim in the red river but never drink fom it!
What a meathead
In three hours, I’m going to be delicious!!!!…
All right, I’m ready. Baste me boys!!
Britney …. is that you? Good to see your out of the hospital and taking care of your self. So I see your still bat shit crazy, well good luck with that.
I don’t care anymore. At least I am better than the last weeks picture.
In Soviet Russia Dog Hat Wears you. babushka!!!!!
Trade in your first born, and receive this stylish hat.
I would never tell you that I am a homosexual but I sure do like cock on my face.
chris “I feel wierd ”
roger “every scientologist has to go through this”
Hey Chuck, did you know you’re naked and have a rather large scruffy man stuffed up your ass?
Bamm-Bamm was excited for the Lambda Lambda Lambda kegger at Bedrock U.
Damn those shrooms are starting to kick in!
or
Ladies and gentlemen meet the chicken f*ck*r
PETA can choke my chicken, spank my monkey and hug my hambone.
Bob became the poster boy for P.A.P.E.T.A. (People Against People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.)
Thanksgiving was never the same after my sister married Roger.
“All right, I’m ready. Let’s get our War Craft on, baby!”
”WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!! LEVEL 53 BABY!!!”
or
”You wanna play a little game?”
My conversations consist of Family Guy and Dane Cook references. Got it, Kool-Aid man?
By the power of Beakskull, I am Poultryman
“Dude, I swear to god!”
LETS BEAT SOME PETA ASS!!!
i saw you checking me out from across the room…it’s the witty t-shirt isnt’ it? my pledge brother gave it to me at graduation. sweet huh?
In a shocking upset at the ATKINS DIET OLYMPICS….Bill the delivery drivers eats 2 lbs of chuck roast in 4 minutes and wins the title.
Beef, it’s whats for dinner!
Wanna meet my meat, Meathead?
before the white sheet goes on ,the kkk grand wizard,likes to clown for the camera
Fat Tuesday Stuffing Recipe
For the stuffing, you will need a mixture of the following ingredients:
140 lbs of Pork
45 lbs of Lard
20 lbs of Cheese
Equal parts Vinegar and Water
Combine together to make one fat-ass, cheesy douche.
Shove in the bird’s ass.
Bake for 4:20.
Bon appetite!
Who needs a dang video…I AM the human weapon! BWAAHAAHAA…Does this outfit make me look fat?
All hail the king of meat!
Who wants to beat some meat?
Cleatus! You see where I put left that got damn chicken at?!!
Ed Gein’s frat brothers always thought he was a little different, but the chicks dug his favorite hat…
This is what you have to do when your girlfriend does animal porn
Not the first time ive been inside an animal… definately wont be the last.
What What you want to do me in my butt? Oh yeah, all I want is your seed!
man-bear-pig spanks his monkey…hilarity ensues
I really miss my mom.
hey, if we could vote (which would be cool), these would have to be my favorite:
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I would never tell you that I am a homosexual but I sure do like cock on my face.
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chris- “I feel wierd
roger- “every scientologist has to go through this
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Hey Chuck, did you know you’re naked and have a rather large scruffy man stuffed up your ass?
“MmMMmmhh… Sushi.”