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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Madden 09

Write a caption of whatever the hell is going on in this photo and you can win a copy of the world’s greatest video game: Madden 09. And while you’re at it, check out the 20 Years of Madden covers. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.

See last week’s winners after the jump:

Winner:
Ed: Well shit, does that mean that not all popes are Catholic?

Runner Ups:

Michael: Follow that bitch! She has my porridge!

Kauzmo: “To the woods STAT, I gotta take a dump!

Carlos: The new Russian Car Anti-Theft Device.

KG: Bearnie Mac on the way to the hospital, days before his death (for being, quite possibly, the worst pun I have ever heard in my life.)

229 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Madden 09"

  1. Henry G says:

    Whats more disturbing than scooby holding shaggy is, shaggy grabbing his scooby snacks

  2. Pratik says:

    The dancing guy in a banana suit was unavailable, so Scooby Dum (Scooby Doo’s uncle) had to settle for a $10 crackhead. See, he’s still wearing his rehab card around his neck.

  3. Bad Kermit says:

    Donnie After Darko.

  4. Sam is going to teach Frodo where to hide the one ring…

  5. ML says:

    Sorry the place is such a mess!……..hopefully that doesn’t make it too awkward for you!

  6. Marc says:

    After being butt raped by a furby, Heath Graham changed his name to heather….Among other things

  7. Brian says:

    When dressing up in an animal suit is normal for you, your fantasies involve Jake Busey as an Olympic swimmer and your love slave.

  8. zip6 says:

    Crap, why can’t you guys just stick a whiskey bottle up my ass like all the other frats?

  9. Abacus says:

    Fox and the Hound II: Backstage Pass

  10. mtrlmp06 says:

    Little red riding hood is going to be shitty that she was late to the party and lost out to her older brother!

  11. Doc says:

    There really is nothing Chris Hanson won’t do to catch a predator.

  12. Jared says:

    Elroy Jetson grows up to be another disturbed chilhood star.
    -Judy…Do I have to take another picture?

  13. johnnycobrakai says:

    “you’ve been told not to, but daddy likey if you cry wolf”

  14. Mike S says:

    Note to self: Avoid couger bars!

  15. xplocvo says:

    After moving away from home, Ted had to find a new dog that would show him his Red Rocket.

  16. Duran Duran says:

    Why does our music always get played in the background of these things?

  17. Dildo_Slice says:

    Why are you wearing that stupid human suit

  18. KG says:

    Dave Mustaine from Megadeth enjoying Scooby’s Red Rocket

  19. Jacob says:

    You’re about to see the REAL doggy style.

  20. Nate says:

    Astro just made Carrot-Top his bitch!!

  21. john says:

    I swear there’s not a Scooby Snack down there!!

  22. DonnyG says:

    “Give the dog a bone huh”? Not this time bitch.

  23. DDT says:

    Don’t worry the Roofies I gave you are gonna make you forget all about it.

  24. Michael says:

    Does these one toe shoes really make me look gay?

  25. El Rico says:

    Scooby Doo about to fuck boy tarzan in the ass……..The before picture…wouldn’t want to see the after…

  26. AAS says:

    Unfortunately, the boy had cried wolf one too many times that this particular call went unanswered.

  27. Buddy Ice says:

    The night Scooby Doo and Shaggy decided never to try ecstasy again.

  28. This is why i don’t touch any surface in a hotel room.

  29. KG says:

    What do Catholic Priests and McGruff the Crime Dog have in common? They both love handjobs from under age teenagers.

  30. Mike says:

    After Oom Bop, the Hanson boys resorted to beastiality to make some cash.

  31. JW says:

    You are not my grandmother…and where the hell is my red riding hood?

  32. Defiler says:

    AAAAASTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Matthew says:

    Being kicked out of Metallica aside, the pain of Dave Mustaine’s brief journey into the world of sport mascot bestiality still lingers…

  34. Jennifer says:

    Thanks dad, but I can take it from here…

  35. Clown Baby says:

    Astroglide: a young man’s foray into the seedy underground of personal lubricants

  36. Krog says:

    Jean-Claude, who had become bored with his sex life, decided to take doggy-style to a whole new level.

  37. Macker says:

    The Coreys have their own reality show…why not Shaggy and Scooby?

  38. Macker says:

    show up at the dorms in cutoff jeans and sandles…you pretty much get what you deserve

  39. When you really love the Penn State Nittany Lions, it shows.

  40. baba says:

    Damn it, I told you to take off the visitor’s pass. Now you’re just gonna look ridiculous.

  41. DROP DEAD JACK says:

    He would do anything to get into Penn State. And by anything he meant lots of buttsex.

  42. troy says:

    Billy should have known the “FREE REACH-AROUND” promotion at that sketchy Vegas hotel was too good to be true.

  43. Gymmonster says:

    He didn’t have to huff or puff, but there might be some blowing…

  44. He huffed and he puffed and blew my…oooo…OOOOO…YES, YOU FUCKIN’ WHORE!!! Okay, get off me. No cuddling. ZZZZZZZZZZ

  45. Da Coach says:

    Finally the true story behind Dave Mustaine’s banishment from Metallica

  46. Fulton says:

    Elroy grew up to be a very naughty boy

  47. HEZ says:

    “Ruh-roh!”

  48. Blood & Pennies says:

    GenCon after dark

  49. Mr. Poopoopachu says:

    A homo in wolves’ clothing

  50. Da Coach says:

    A young Jesus shows us how he distracted the wolf that came sniffing around his “flock.”

  51. FrogSoda says:

    so this is what they meant by “not getting caught with your pants down.”

  52. tatom says:

    shit, is there anything i CAN say?

  53. MATT says:

    This is probably what it is going to be like for Michael Vick in HELL !

  54. Jak says:

    Scooby and Shaggy: Go Wild!

  55. darylo says:

    A reach around is just not the same without thumbs!

  56. Joe says:

    Man I feel sorry for the maid – the do not disturb sign is on the floor and not on the door knob…

  57. Joe says:

    You an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals…

  58. Phil says:

    ” Lets see, where else could he be hiding that biscuit ::door opens:: oh hai!”

  59. dan says:

    After this it’s pretty much garunteed, that kid will never win a game of “I never”.

  60. Dude says:

    “Blades of Glory 2: Ice skating with Furries”

  61. Ark says:

    How frodo lost his virginity…

  62. sinCwa says:

    I know what you’re thinking. I mean, who wears Sandals nowadays?

  63. Shawn says:

    Now we’ll see who’s the big bad wolf…

  64. Jay T. says:

    What happens in Vegas…

  65. Carlos says:

    This is why bestiality should be prohibited.

  66. Chris says:

    My Interview at Holy Taco and How I got the Job

  67. Matt says:

    Dressing another Man in a dog suit and having butt sex still makes you Gay!
    No If Ands Or Butts

  68. Paul says:

    Why do all these giant Siberian Huskies keep having sex with my prison pocket?

  69. RAMON says:

    Hurry, please, somebody throw them a bucket of water!!!!

  70. “Spliffy, the famous police dog of our Nashville K-9 unit, has also been trained to detect travelers smuggling grapes.’

  71. Tuco says:

    Hey Look at us!! We’re fucking weird

  72. joel_houle14bdb@hotmail.com says:

    teen wolf goes on raping spree

  73. Tim says:

    Astro & Elroy: The Teenage Years

  74. Skin Flute says:

    Please kick the living fuck out of me and take a shit on my friends head

  75. Willis says:

    “Who’s the pussy, now?”

  76. Willis says:

    “Take this bone……and shove it!”

  77. Sandra_X says:

    Take it from me, hairballs make the best stocking-stuffer!

  78. Mike B says:

    See Johnny, this is why you shouldn’t drink Jamba juice while browsing wikipedia. You’ll wind up 3/4ths nude at a furry convention before you know it.

  79. Sam says:

    Dear Mom. College is great. I can’t believe how serious I’ve become. And I look like a girl now. And a guy in a fox costume is holding my basket.

  80. rob says:

    this is what i get for making the half court shot at half time!?!

  81. Fras says:

    “Oh, you don’t have a house, I’ll huff and puff, and blow you down instead.”

  82. Jose says:

    “It was only while he was looking over the pictures that the Big Bad Wolf realized little Red had an adam’s apple, but by then it was too late…”

  83. CLAYDOG says:

    Scooby Doo, at least 10 of you idiots said “SCOOBY DOO” does this dog look like SCOOBY DOO???? Its ASTRO!!!!! The new mascot for the beastiality prone teen………. “Teen Astro-GLIDE”!!!!

  84. Kyle Escobar says:

    My grandma, what a big boner u have.

  85. Willis says:

    “I bet this is the last time you pay good money for a backstage pass!”

  86. Joel Della-Latta says:

    Man’s Best Friend just got way to friendly…

  87. Kate Noelle says:

    THANK YOU eHARMONY

  88. Martikos says:

    When she said she was a bitch on MySpace, I didn’t think she was serious.

  89. srqcub says:

    Later, after the fame and money dried up, Spence couldn’t afford haircuts and beard growth formula, and Heidi, well she went to the dogs.

  90. murdoc says:

    At least you can only get AIDS once.

  91. XRMW says:

    I thought the Timberwolves traded Wally Szerbiak

  92. Clubber Lang says:

    Its unfortunate my little red riding hood costume got lost in the mail before this party

  93. Michael says:

    Don’t worry my golden haired bitch, this only hurt for a moment and will not take long.

  94. michael says:

    Why did i poke him, why? Damn you FACE BOOK, damn you to hell!

  95. Pumpinstuff says:

    I used to fuck guys like you in prison!

  96. panama red says:

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it blows Clay Aiken again.

  97. baba says:

    Jean shorts? You fucking creep.

  98. chris hansen says:

    sir would you please step away from the man with the jorts and sit down

  99. Ed says:

    Hey Holy Taco,
    you sure this kid wasn’t aducted, photographed like this, and left in a ditch somewhere for real?

  100. Hawk098 says:

    Unbeknownst to Road-Runner, Wiley Coyote had found a new meat, one that was willing to be caught…

  101. Anonymous says:

    What the fuck are you looking at! FAG!

  102. the tron says:

    scruff-mcgruff-chicago-illinois- six-oh-six-five-ooooooooh

  103. the tron says:

    in the hotel room shortly after comicon closed its doors…

  104. Ronnie says:

    I couldn’t help it!!!! scooby had me at “Herro”.

  105. Mojoragin says:

    Chupacabra. Translation: Mullet fucker

  106. Shawn S. says:

    From the cutting room floor of R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts” video shoot

  107. Sean says:

    Photos from Mary-Kate Olsen’s cell phone camera of Heath Ledger’s final hours.

  108. Sam says:

    Although Dietrich enrolled in his high school’s foreign exchange program with marked enthusiasm, he quickly found himself unsettled by his host nation’s unfamiliar welcoming custom of being quietly disrobed and molested by a pervert in a furry costume.

  109. Rosie says:

    Even Chucky Cheese has a casting couch.

  110. Nick May says:

    Scooby Doo: Shaggy, I ran’t believe you cheated on me with my cousin Rooby- DUm. You Rastard.

  111. vinny says:

    I bet the freakiest guy here is holding the camera.

  112. That eharmony one wins

  113. Shannon Panaude says:

    I guess it really is Disney’s WILD KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a ride for the kids!!!!!!!

  114. Mike says:

    Just relax– once the airplane glue and ketamine kicks in you wont feel a thing.

  115. KG says:

    Animals Gone Wild: Starring Snoop Dogg

  116. Keith says:

    Hi, this is a picture of me. My name is Keith, and I need a new hobby. Please send me Madden NFL 09.

  117. Reggie M says:

    If you give a dog a bone…..you get karma.

  118. Joseph Chua says:

    Carrot Top’s after act celebration.

  119. rossco says:

    how duran duran came up with the lyrics for “hungry like the wolf”

  120. srqcub says:

    Happy Scrappy Hero Pup in Men Alone 2 the K-Y connection, in stores now, thanks Randell

  121. John says:

    That is horrible… That hotel room is just filthy!

  122. SarcasticOB says:

    Like many other Hollywood actors, Brendan Frasier did some things he wasn’t particularly proud of before he made it big.

  123. marc says:

    Ruh-Roh!!! That’s no chick!!!!!!

  124. Marc says:

    now thats just gay

  125. Willis says:

    “This is what happens to hippies for taking their dogs to a rainbow gathering!”

  126. panama red says:

    When he said he liked it ruff I just assumed he couldn’t spell…

  127. fo sho says:

    At least they remembered the safety latch

  128. nevermind says:

    the teenage mutant ninja turtle sympsosium was drawing to it’s close…but love had only just been kindled

  129. Thomas Yurik says:

    Guess what hand?

  130. BertMcGert says:

    And this is why it’s important to remember your safety word.

  131. huskercub says:

    Remember, the safety word is “Scooby Snacks”.

  132. Kody says:

    really all i have to say about this is how do you clean awkward-induced vomit from beneath the keys of my keyboard?

  133. Rob says:

    One Motel Room – $65

    One full-sized Scooby Doo costume- $80

    Realizing you forgot the lube – Priceless

  134. Kenny says:

    Michael Phelps was sponsored by Speed-O long before his swimming career took off.

  135. Horsechoker says:

    “I don’t care if the suit is hot, you’re not taking it off! And did I not pay you to sing ‘Bette Davis Eyes’ the whole time?”

  136. Ferdinand Narcos says:

    Nick Jonas may be struggling with diabetes,but younger brother Joe is a fucking internet meme

  137. John R says:

    Casting call for the Donny Darko sequel.

  138. Jeremy says:

    Why grandma, what a big cock you have.

  139. jenn says:

    2 Smirnoff ices later…..

  140. Brian says:

    If you set your mind to it, you can do anything like get felt up by a man in a cat suit.
    yum

  141. larry says:

    the new super heros ” DOGMAN and THROBIN”

  142. Gabe says:

    MOM! I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER!

  143. Wadlez says:

    The boy who cried wolf

  144. Monga says:

    Pedowolf?

  145. Nate O. says:

    heyy booyyyysss

  146. Hanna Barbera says:

    Rut ro Raggy, it’s THelma!!!!!!

  147. Chris says:

    Like most childstars, Elroy Jetson had a rough time adjusting to life after the show.

  148. Mike says:

    That’s a chance that I still wear my sandals or I would look ridiculous.
    OR
    Shit don’t take a picture please ! I didn’t clean my room !

  149. matt says:

    furriers are people too

  150. Jim K. says:

    First, the modern day fur-verd will approach his mate.
    Second, he will watch as she drops her pants and will hold her so she will not fall in the process….
    Suddenly, he comes to realize that he has attempted to mate with another male!

  151. Bryan P. says:

    Rabies were the least of his problems.

  152. Edward says:

    “Damnit Jane. I told you to get Astro fixed. Now look! “

  153. Edward says:

    “Look its a dog not ok? Just let me relax and calm down a minute”

  154. Scrambles says:

    Well, *sniff* I thought that signing up for the LARP at Comic Con would be ok… b-but then *sob* then no one else showed up *sob* and h-he said he had *sob* a b-better idea *wail*

  155. Kevin says:

    I know I said I’d do anything so my drummer could get his arm back, but this is fucking ridiculous.

  156. ford says:

    this is what pauly shore and andy dick do when they cant get into the playboy mansion

  157. LeVar says:

    Don’t tell mom the baby sister is a beastiality enthused pedophile that just so happens has the exact outfit Uncle Larry used to wear when he was diddling my doodle. Small world ain’t it!

  158. Rich82 says:

    Would you do it for a Scoobie Snack?

  159. rich82 says:

    Like there’s times I’ll do anything for a Scoobie Snack – Shaggy

  160. Vinny83 says:

    After the Jetsons stopped calling, Astro went down a dark path.

  161. Nate24 says:

    After releasing a wave of controversial advertisements, Astro-Glide stock plummeted. That’s what is known in the business as a faux-paw. Hahah

  162. SameFag says:

    That’s not bestiality, it’s not a real dog, it’s some guy in a fursuit. Also, why do so many people spell bestiality wrong? Is it because all of the animal p0rn sites spell it as “beastiality”? Even my FireFox spell checker agrees with me.

  163. tonya says:

    He’s after me lucky charms!

  164. Dirt McGirt says:

    The new lovely couple, Astro Jetson and Chris Crocker before the premier of “Britney Spears Worlds Best Mom Pageant!”

  165. anthony villanueva says:

    i give you one guess…..whats in my hand?

  166. tony outlaw says:

    does this necklace make me look gay?

  167. tony gold says:

    you promise you won’t show this picture to anyone.

  168. david says:

    Why do you look so surprised Mom?
    You knew I jerked off to Disney Movies…

  169. Dan says:

    Ssssh! Give me those yum yum’s

  170. phil says:

    So your telling me that the giant rabbit that stuffed a rubber fist up my anus was a. a… homosexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  171. KG says:

    Its a dog eat dog world out there… and that said, I am going to eat your ass out like its 1985

  172. Dom says:

    It’s ok, because it’s your dog.

  173. NH says:

    Who’s the bitch now? ;)

  174. Stephen67 says:

    Rare footage showing U2′s inspiration for ‘Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me.”

  175. mccurdylinda says:

    theres a twist a cat giving a dog a bone

  176. McNally says:

    Twenty-eight days… six hours… forty-two minutes… twelve seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

  177. MILFThumper says:

    This is why the annual Furricon conference is no longer held in Tijuana. And that mulleted kid was banned anyway, just for good measure.

  178. Sarah says:

    Jesus dad…I’ve apologized to mom over and over for running over her cat. Now this? Really?

  179. yukonthegreat says:

    Elroy from the Jetson’s all growed up, and now Astro is taking his ass for a walk!

  180. Tubafast says:

    Is that an all access pass?

  181. NastyBedazzler says:

    I find the idea of rape exciting.

  182. TwistedColon says:

    Wrong room again….

  183. KM says:

    “I was a little creeped out by the man in the green undies, but then I realized I was definitely gonna get laid” said the man in the dog costume.

  184. BillSilver says:

    “Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is FINKLE”

  185. Matt says:

    My, what soft hands you have Grandmom

  186. RecTumBen says:

    Happy birthday daddy, I’m gay!

    p.s.

    I sent a copy of this pictures to all of your colleagues, this will show to some of them who were questioning your manhood or parenting! Beside tell mom I just got neutered so there’s no danger of unwanted teenage pregnancy! Love, your lil fagget xxx

  187. Todd says:

    That is one ugly Red Riding Hood.

  188. Gabe S. says:

    The sad part is that he had to stand like that for two hours after he was done.

  189. Gabe S. says:

    Suddenly Carrot Top’s steroid addiction and plastic surgery make sense.

  190. Ty says:

    Elroy Jetson and Astro don’t play “Berry the dog bone” like they used too.

  191. Mason says:

    “Teen Wolf 2 – The college years”

  192. Aftersun says:

    I want Carrots or THIS ONE DIES!

  193. Jeff H says:

    Kyle couldnt believe it, a backstage pass to The Jetsons on ice, meeting George Jetson, and now picked to be an Astro groupie.

  194. andrew says:

    I don’t know what’s worse: actually seeing the homo in front’s downstairs parts, or imagining Astro’s giant red tip being man-handled.

  195. jfaddizle says:

    GAY man’s best friend.

  196. Ryan says:

    High School Musical 4: The Teachers’ Lounge

  197. Nick says:

    This is the time on Sprockets vhen we… fuck in animal suits.

  198. Gumbyhoss says:

    The Jetsons, Episode 5 – Season 1: “The Coming of Astro”

  199. Bonus says:

    God I can’t wait until this picture is off the site. Is it Wednesday yet?

  200. Kevin says:

    Seen around his neck is a cheat sheet on the best ways to remove furry dingleberries and treat rug-burned knees.

  201. Brian J says:

    I don’t know what they’re planning but I’ve already got an erection.

  202. Jared H says:

    And that was the second time I got crabs….

  203. clitwizard says:

    yeah, im an american. if you aint first your last. yeah

  204. mr_stress says:

    Jane!!! Stop this crazy thing!!!!

  205. mr_stress says:

    Rhokay Rhorge here’s the Deal
    Elroys safety, for the head of Bob Barker

  206. cs says:

    he wants to be the next michael phelps. he was lied to.

  207. Wayne says:

    Young Michael Phelps was told one day he would be a star. Just after a few quick pictures.

  208. Marcus says:

    Scooby-Doo finally came out of the closet and introduced his lover, Flaming Ben.

  209. Bobby says:

    Now bend over and spell RUN Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

  210. Chris T says:

    This feel just Grrrrrrreat!!!

  211. willis says:

    “I thought I was meeting SNOOP dog?”

  212. KG says:

    Introducing FOX’s new hit TV show, “When Good Pets Go Bad” starring Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine as host

  213. frankie says:

    …yeah, i got your scooby snack right here, bitch!

  214. J-Bat says:

    I wonder how hard it is to get a rubber on a dog any way?

  215. Jordan says:

    “Rowry George!!”…”Um, yeah dad—Oop Eep Op Ork!”

  216. Jake says:

    Being molested by your father is even more disturbing when you were raised by wolves.

  217. I thought this was PIN the tail on the Donkey, not NAIL the tail on the Donkey!!!

  218. Are we “Locked” together again? Hows cum cats never get locked together?

  219. baba says:

    Man I really want that game.

  220. christian says:

    Golddy Locks and the big bad Wolf
    “Oh! What mighty big hands you have”
    “the better to grab you from behind my dear”

  221. Sage says:

    Christmas come early for Rin Tin Tin

  222. Andy says:

    You can’t claim rape if you’re smiling, dumbass.

  223. Steve says:

    “I am never using tallmingle.com again”

  224. nonamedufus says:

    “What’s the matter, cat got your dong?”

  225. Stinky Elvis says:

    What!?? I love dogs. Fuck you!

  226. The dude says:

    ..And you thought little red riding-hood’s grandmother got the worst of it.

  227. Willis says:

    I have a serious question………….How do i get the prize that I won?

  228. mark says:

    Well, now the cat’s out of the bag.