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Whats more disturbing than scooby holding shaggy is, shaggy grabbing his scooby snacks
The dancing guy in a banana suit was unavailable, so Scooby Dum (Scooby Doo’s uncle) had to settle for a $10 crackhead. See, he’s still wearing his rehab card around his neck.
Donnie After Darko.
Sam is going to teach Frodo where to hide the one ring…
Sorry the place is such a mess!……..hopefully that doesn’t make it too awkward for you!
After being butt raped by a furby, Heath Graham changed his name to heather….Among other things
When dressing up in an animal suit is normal for you, your fantasies involve Jake Busey as an Olympic swimmer and your love slave.
Crap, why can’t you guys just stick a whiskey bottle up my ass like all the other frats?
Fox and the Hound II: Backstage Pass
Little red riding hood is going to be shitty that she was late to the party and lost out to her older brother!
There really is nothing Chris Hanson won’t do to catch a predator.
Elroy Jetson grows up to be another disturbed chilhood star.
-Judy…Do I have to take another picture?
“you’ve been told not to, but daddy likey if you cry wolf”
Note to self: Avoid couger bars!
After moving away from home, Ted had to find a new dog that would show him his Red Rocket.
Why does our music always get played in the background of these things?
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit
Dave Mustaine from Megadeth enjoying Scooby’s Red Rocket
You’re about to see the REAL doggy style.
Astro just made Carrot-Top his bitch!!
I swear there’s not a Scooby Snack down there!!
“Give the dog a bone huh”? Not this time bitch.
Don’t worry the Roofies I gave you are gonna make you forget all about it.
Does these one toe shoes really make me look gay?
Scooby Doo about to fuck boy tarzan in the ass……..The before picture…wouldn’t want to see the after…
Unfortunately, the boy had cried wolf one too many times that this particular call went unanswered.
The night Scooby Doo and Shaggy decided never to try ecstasy again.
This is why i don’t touch any surface in a hotel room.
What do Catholic Priests and McGruff the Crime Dog have in common? They both love handjobs from under age teenagers.
After Oom Bop, the Hanson boys resorted to beastiality to make some cash.
You are not my grandmother…and where the hell is my red riding hood?
AAAAASTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being kicked out of Metallica aside, the pain of Dave Mustaine’s brief journey into the world of sport mascot bestiality still lingers…
Thanks dad, but I can take it from here…
Astroglide: a young man’s foray into the seedy underground of personal lubricants
Jean-Claude, who had become bored with his sex life, decided to take doggy-style to a whole new level.
The Coreys have their own reality show…why not Shaggy and Scooby?
show up at the dorms in cutoff jeans and sandles…you pretty much get what you deserve
When you really love the Penn State Nittany Lions, it shows.
Damn it, I told you to take off the visitor’s pass. Now you’re just gonna look ridiculous.
He would do anything to get into Penn State. And by anything he meant lots of buttsex.
Billy should have known the “FREE REACH-AROUND” promotion at that sketchy Vegas hotel was too good to be true.
He didn’t have to huff or puff, but there might be some blowing…
He huffed and he puffed and blew my…oooo…OOOOO…YES, YOU FUCKIN’ WHORE!!! Okay, get off me. No cuddling. ZZZZZZZZZZ
Finally the true story behind Dave Mustaine’s banishment from Metallica
Elroy grew up to be a very naughty boy
“Ruh-roh!”
GenCon after dark
A homo in wolves’ clothing
A young Jesus shows us how he distracted the wolf that came sniffing around his “flock.”
so this is what they meant by “not getting caught with your pants down.”
shit, is there anything i CAN say?
This is probably what it is going to be like for Michael Vick in HELL !
Scooby and Shaggy: Go Wild!
A reach around is just not the same without thumbs!
Man I feel sorry for the maid – the do not disturb sign is on the floor and not on the door knob…
You an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals…
” Lets see, where else could he be hiding that biscuit ::door opens:: oh hai!”
After this it’s pretty much garunteed, that kid will never win a game of “I never”.
“Blades of Glory 2: Ice skating with Furries”
How frodo lost his virginity…
I know what you’re thinking. I mean, who wears Sandals nowadays?
Now we’ll see who’s the big bad wolf…
What happens in Vegas…
This is why bestiality should be prohibited.
My Interview at Holy Taco and How I got the Job
Dressing another Man in a dog suit and having butt sex still makes you Gay!
No If Ands Or Butts
Why do all these giant Siberian Huskies keep having sex with my prison pocket?
Hurry, please, somebody throw them a bucket of water!!!!
“Spliffy, the famous police dog of our Nashville K-9 unit, has also been trained to detect travelers smuggling grapes.’
Hey Look at us!! We’re fucking weird
teen wolf goes on raping spree
Astro & Elroy: The Teenage Years
Please kick the living fuck out of me and take a shit on my friends head
“Who’s the pussy, now?”
“Take this bone……and shove it!”
Take it from me, hairballs make the best stocking-stuffer!
See Johnny, this is why you shouldn’t drink Jamba juice while browsing wikipedia. You’ll wind up 3/4ths nude at a furry convention before you know it.
Dear Mom. College is great. I can’t believe how serious I’ve become. And I look like a girl now. And a guy in a fox costume is holding my basket.
this is what i get for making the half court shot at half time!?!
“Oh, you don’t have a house, I’ll huff and puff, and blow you down instead.”
“It was only while he was looking over the pictures that the Big Bad Wolf realized little Red had an adam’s apple, but by then it was too late…”
Scooby Doo, at least 10 of you idiots said “SCOOBY DOO” does this dog look like SCOOBY DOO???? Its ASTRO!!!!! The new mascot for the beastiality prone teen………. “Teen Astro-GLIDE”!!!!
My grandma, what a big boner u have.
“I bet this is the last time you pay good money for a backstage pass!”
Man’s Best Friend just got way to friendly…
THANK YOU eHARMONY
When she said she was a bitch on MySpace, I didn’t think she was serious.
Later, after the fame and money dried up, Spence couldn’t afford haircuts and beard growth formula, and Heidi, well she went to the dogs.
At least you can only get AIDS once.
I thought the Timberwolves traded Wally Szerbiak
Its unfortunate my little red riding hood costume got lost in the mail before this party
Don’t worry my golden haired bitch, this only hurt for a moment and will not take long.
Why did i poke him, why? Damn you FACE BOOK, damn you to hell!
I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it blows Clay Aiken again.
Jean shorts? You fucking creep.
sir would you please step away from the man with the jorts and sit down
Hey Holy Taco,
you sure this kid wasn’t aducted, photographed like this, and left in a ditch somewhere for real?
Unbeknownst to Road-Runner, Wiley Coyote had found a new meat, one that was willing to be caught…
What the fuck are you looking at! FAG!
scruff-mcgruff-chicago-illinois- six-oh-six-five-ooooooooh
in the hotel room shortly after comicon closed its doors…
I couldn’t help it!!!! scooby had me at “Herro”.
Chupacabra. Translation: Mullet fucker
From the cutting room floor of R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts” video shoot
Photos from Mary-Kate Olsen’s cell phone camera of Heath Ledger’s final hours.
Although Dietrich enrolled in his high school’s foreign exchange program with marked enthusiasm, he quickly found himself unsettled by his host nation’s unfamiliar welcoming custom of being quietly disrobed and molested by a pervert in a furry costume.
Even Chucky Cheese has a casting couch.
Scooby Doo: Shaggy, I ran’t believe you cheated on me with my cousin Rooby- DUm. You Rastard.
I bet the freakiest guy here is holding the camera.
That eharmony one wins
I guess it really is Disney’s WILD KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a ride for the kids!!!!!!!
Just relax– once the airplane glue and ketamine kicks in you wont feel a thing.
Animals Gone Wild: Starring Snoop Dogg
Hi, this is a picture of me. My name is Keith, and I need a new hobby. Please send me Madden NFL 09.
If you give a dog a bone…..you get karma.
Carrot Top’s after act celebration.
how duran duran came up with the lyrics for “hungry like the wolf”
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup in Men Alone 2 the K-Y connection, in stores now, thanks Randell
That is horrible… That hotel room is just filthy!
Like many other Hollywood actors, Brendan Frasier did some things he wasn’t particularly proud of before he made it big.
Ruh-Roh!!! That’s no chick!!!!!!
now thats just gay
“This is what happens to hippies for taking their dogs to a rainbow gathering!”
When he said he liked it ruff I just assumed he couldn’t spell…
At least they remembered the safety latch
the teenage mutant ninja turtle sympsosium was drawing to it’s close…but love had only just been kindled
Guess what hand?
And this is why it’s important to remember your safety word.
Remember, the safety word is “Scooby Snacks”.
really all i have to say about this is how do you clean awkward-induced vomit from beneath the keys of my keyboard?
One Motel Room – $65
One full-sized Scooby Doo costume- $80
Realizing you forgot the lube – Priceless
Michael Phelps was sponsored by Speed-O long before his swimming career took off.
“I don’t care if the suit is hot, you’re not taking it off! And did I not pay you to sing ‘Bette Davis Eyes’ the whole time?”
Nick Jonas may be struggling with diabetes,but younger brother Joe is a fucking internet meme
Casting call for the Donny Darko sequel.
Why grandma, what a big cock you have.
2 Smirnoff ices later…..
If you set your mind to it, you can do anything like get felt up by a man in a cat suit.
yum
the new super heros ” DOGMAN and THROBIN”
MOM! I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER!
The boy who cried wolf
Pedowolf?
heyy booyyyysss
Rut ro Raggy, it’s THelma!!!!!!
Like most childstars, Elroy Jetson had a rough time adjusting to life after the show.
That’s a chance that I still wear my sandals or I would look ridiculous.
OR
Shit don’t take a picture please ! I didn’t clean my room !
furriers are people too
First, the modern day fur-verd will approach his mate.
Second, he will watch as she drops her pants and will hold her so she will not fall in the process….
Suddenly, he comes to realize that he has attempted to mate with another male!
Rabies were the least of his problems.
“Damnit Jane. I told you to get Astro fixed. Now look! “
“Look its a dog not ok? Just let me relax and calm down a minute”
Well, *sniff* I thought that signing up for the LARP at Comic Con would be ok… b-but then *sob* then no one else showed up *sob* and h-he said he had *sob* a b-better idea *wail*
I know I said I’d do anything so my drummer could get his arm back, but this is fucking ridiculous.
this is what pauly shore and andy dick do when they cant get into the playboy mansion
Don’t tell mom the baby sister is a beastiality enthused pedophile that just so happens has the exact outfit Uncle Larry used to wear when he was diddling my doodle. Small world ain’t it!
Would you do it for a Scoobie Snack?
Like there’s times I’ll do anything for a Scoobie Snack – Shaggy
After the Jetsons stopped calling, Astro went down a dark path.
After releasing a wave of controversial advertisements, Astro-Glide stock plummeted. That’s what is known in the business as a faux-paw. Hahah
YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
http://www.mediafire.com/?mbghiwy9zmz
That’s not bestiality, it’s not a real dog, it’s some guy in a fursuit. Also, why do so many people spell bestiality wrong? Is it because all of the animal p0rn sites spell it as “beastiality”? Even my FireFox spell checker agrees with me.
He’s after me lucky charms!
The new lovely couple, Astro Jetson and Chris Crocker before the premier of “Britney Spears Worlds Best Mom Pageant!”
i give you one guess…..whats in my hand?
does this necklace make me look gay?
you promise you won’t show this picture to anyone.
Why do you look so surprised Mom?
You knew I jerked off to Disney Movies…
Ssssh! Give me those yum yum’s
So your telling me that the giant rabbit that stuffed a rubber fist up my anus was a. a… homosexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a dog eat dog world out there… and that said, I am going to eat your ass out like its 1985
It’s ok, because it’s your dog.
Who’s the bitch now?
Rare footage showing U2′s inspiration for ‘Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me.”
theres a twist a cat giving a dog a bone
Twenty-eight days… six hours… forty-two minutes… twelve seconds. That… is when the world… will end.
This is why the annual Furricon conference is no longer held in Tijuana. And that mulleted kid was banned anyway, just for good measure.
Jesus dad…I’ve apologized to mom over and over for running over her cat. Now this? Really?
Elroy from the Jetson’s all growed up, and now Astro is taking his ass for a walk!
Is that an all access pass?
I find the idea of rape exciting.
Wrong room again….
“I was a little creeped out by the man in the green undies, but then I realized I was definitely gonna get laid” said the man in the dog costume.
“Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is FINKLE”
My, what soft hands you have Grandmom
Happy birthday daddy, I’m gay!
p.s.
I sent a copy of this pictures to all of your colleagues, this will show to some of them who were questioning your manhood or parenting! Beside tell mom I just got neutered so there’s no danger of unwanted teenage pregnancy! Love, your lil fagget xxx
That is one ugly Red Riding Hood.
The sad part is that he had to stand like that for two hours after he was done.
Suddenly Carrot Top’s steroid addiction and plastic surgery make sense.
Elroy Jetson and Astro don’t play “Berry the dog bone” like they used too.
“Teen Wolf 2 – The college years”
I want Carrots or THIS ONE DIES!
Kyle couldnt believe it, a backstage pass to The Jetsons on ice, meeting George Jetson, and now picked to be an Astro groupie.
I don’t know what’s worse: actually seeing the homo in front’s downstairs parts, or imagining Astro’s giant red tip being man-handled.
GAY man’s best friend.
High School Musical 4: The Teachers’ Lounge
This is the time on Sprockets vhen we… fuck in animal suits.
The Jetsons, Episode 5 – Season 1: “The Coming of Astro”
God I can’t wait until this picture is off the site. Is it Wednesday yet?
Seen around his neck is a cheat sheet on the best ways to remove furry dingleberries and treat rug-burned knees.
I don’t know what they’re planning but I’ve already got an erection.
And that was the second time I got crabs….
yeah, im an american. if you aint first your last. yeah
Jane!!! Stop this crazy thing!!!!
Rhokay Rhorge here’s the Deal
Elroys safety, for the head of Bob Barker
he wants to be the next michael phelps. he was lied to.
Young Michael Phelps was told one day he would be a star. Just after a few quick pictures.
Scooby-Doo finally came out of the closet and introduced his lover, Flaming Ben.
Now bend over and spell RUN Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
This feel just Grrrrrrreat!!!
“I thought I was meeting SNOOP dog?”
Introducing FOX’s new hit TV show, “When Good Pets Go Bad” starring Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine as host
…yeah, i got your scooby snack right here, bitch!
I wonder how hard it is to get a rubber on a dog any way?
“Rowry George!!”…”Um, yeah dad—Oop Eep Op Ork!”
Being molested by your father is even more disturbing when you were raised by wolves.
I thought this was PIN the tail on the Donkey, not NAIL the tail on the Donkey!!!
Are we “Locked” together again? Hows cum cats never get locked together?
Man I really want that game.
Golddy Locks and the big bad Wolf
“Oh! What mighty big hands you have”
“the better to grab you from behind my dear”
Christmas come early for Rin Tin Tin
You can’t claim rape if you’re smiling, dumbass.
“I am never using tallmingle.com again”
“What’s the matter, cat got your dong?”
What!?? I love dogs. Fuck you!
..And you thought little red riding-hood’s grandmother got the worst of it.
I have a serious question………….How do i get the prize that I won?
Well, now the cat’s out of the bag.