Write a caption of Greg Valentino, my favorite roid head, and you can win a copy of MLB 08 The Show for PS3. And now thanks for the miracles of modern medicine, the 400 homer season you rack up in this game won’t be far off from the real thing. As usual, leave your captions in the in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email (so leave your email address.)
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Anon – Look I can swallow the sword all the way down to here
Runner Ups:
Bostonlongstroke – “The Sword and the Whore-cerer”
Mojo – This doesn’t feel like one of the snakes I’m used to….
kevin – “Ok, ok but this is the last sword I sharpen today.”
AlBSure – You should see the tattoo on my vagina. Oh wait, you already have. Many times.
My doctor says they are malignant.
Roger Clemen’s brother, arrested for selling steroids, also denies using steroids.
Roger Clemens HGH supplier came out of hiding today. Authority’s took him into custody after he won the world arm wrestling championships by demolishing the competition with both his left and right arm. He will be charged with reckless endangerment, assault, and failure to carry a permit for the concealed weapons. I’m pretty sure cannons are illegal in most states.
Nick – majorcr3@hotmail.com
You check out my thumbs! HUGE!
Valentino was arrested yesterday after being found to be in possession of two giant cannons. police say he was terrorising the public by using them to open jam jars.
If you think these are big, wait till you see my junk…..PATHETIC
baha my dick vain is bigger then that, It’s not the roids I sware, my mom’s dad was 3/4 asian.
Popeye is a damn liar! Spinach doesn’t make your forearms bigger.
I’m innocent! Miguel Tejada told me it was B-12!
after being convicted of perjury, the fear of being led to jail literally turned Barry Bonds white.
…And in a shocking move, Today Major League Baseball legalized steroids for all players of last place, small market teams. We look forward to seeing a finally competitive Royals, Blue Jays, Devil Rays, and Brewers.
Why did I waste my money buying the juice for these arms… I can’t even break these tiny little handcuffs….
Damm i really need a girlfriend
So where did my balls go?
How come Giambi got off the hook? MC4ever22@aol.com
I…Will….RIP…tHEssE…F’CKIN..HaNDcuFFSSS OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
In other news, Greg Valentino was arrested today as he attempted to cross the US/Mexico border with an illegal immigrant in each arm.
on the bright side they have free weights and drugs in the can, but I can’t wear this kick ass shirt.
Oe404life@aol.com
Little did he know that hair plugs and an enema were to follow shortly after in preparation for his trip to Leavenworth Penn, where he would shortly know who “Bubba” is.
Man, I would totally rather have Tim Sylvia rape me with his belt on than go to jail!
Backdraft@sunflower.com
Busted: for shoplifting waterwings…
Hey Officers…I think my water broke…
oops theres my email
16 year old son of cal ripkin jr was taken away in a high school steroid bust…..a statement from the defendant was released through the family attorney…”i’m innocent”
If these were arm cuffs you cops would be f–cked.
I’m the hulk, beep.
Who new chronic masterbation would get your arms this big?
Hey Jimmy, how do you like -these- apples?
My Arms Hurt…
Yeah my arms are huge, but look at this tiny pee pee…
Pythons swallow their prey whole by unhinging their jaw, which allows them to eat an animal 5 times as wide as their head in one bite. Mine are currently digesting.
Officers, once again, 100 inch pythons, quarter inch handcuffs. Who’s gonna win?
every day my tailor has to stitch my shirts on…
If you take the cuffs off I’ll tell you how I got this shirt on.
These are my cannons Valley and Forge.
Smuggling coke as biceps doesn’t work, and now you know. Brought to you by a drug free America.
STEROIDS HAVE HIT HOLLYWOOD:
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA…”this was going to be his Boys dont cry”…said the agent of the star…Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
STEROIDS HAVE HIT HOLLYWOOD:
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA…”this was going to be his Boys dont cry”…said the agent of the star…Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
c’mon officer, im only guilty of douchery…
I knew I’d be going to jail so it was either have big arms or a big a$$hole!!!!
He must have been arrested for cruelty to animals, his pythons look sick!!
He was arrested for shoplifting potatoes…guess where he was hiding them.
“how the f*ck did I put this shirt on?”
The sad irony is that although Tiny could lift over 500 pounds, he was unable to bend his arms over a quarter of an inch.
If you think my forearms look small, you ought to see my nuts!
uhhhhhhhhh whatcha bench?
In an attepmpt to join the WWE Brady Anderson finally got caught by the gov for using steroids…he still claims he was clean when he hit 50 hrs in one season.
Caught on Tape, MacGyver star Richard Dean Anderson looses hair and bulks up claiming – “F@*K those damn paper clips and duct tape . . . damn I sadly angry. What happened to my career. wait. . . was that poo?? yeah. . . Life so hard.”
If steroids are so wrong, I don’t want to be right!
Man, i sure hope prison has a really good weight room…
With his head freshly shaved, and a back-up head tucked under each arm, Greg felt ready for anything life might throw at him.
Whats a penis?
my girlfriend told me it would look sexy if i implanted dead baby fetuses in my arm.
“Wow.. I guess the combination of jerking Roger Clemens off in the showers and drinking his Steroid Laced sperm paid off…!”
“Wouldn’t you love to stick your dick between my arm titties?”
Where Jenna Jameson’s breast implants went…
Im popeye the sailor man. TOOT TOOT
I’m fucking sure its legal! It’s just me and the KY, 70 – 80 times a day, with each arm.
All that spinach and I can’t bust these cuffs.
They gave me my breat implants in the wrong place.
Those needles were not filled with steroids. They were only B12 shots.
Dammit, these breast implants never stay in place
I r Strong, U iz week….why cufz not break..
He just couldn’t resist after winning Pamela Anderson’s old implants on Ebay.
What? I was born with these broad shoulders and arms. Ask my mother. She now rents out her vagina like a mini storage.
On arrival, police say the meathead was standing in the gym’s parking lot screaming “Why didn’t I take my shirt off before working out!? WHYYYY!?!
Charges brought against Valentino by the American Apparel Association include cruel and unusual treatment of a shirt.
The guys in jail are gonna LOVE my new Brest implants
Roger’s son, Kody Clemens, arrived at the Astro’s spring training facility yesterday looking every bit like his old man. …right down to the handcuffs.
Winner for tasteless: “If Chris Benoit’s son made it to adulthood.”
He had the tickets, but forgot to register for the GUN SHOW
“yes congressman, lMr Clemens and I,NEVER EVER used HGH or Steroids,just vitamn b-12″
hope all those roids and hours in the gym mean i wont have to toss any salads in prison
its illegal to sell tickets to the gun show??
just so u guys know his not on riods. he injected Synthol into his arms. just searchf or it. its legal posing OIL lol. or google image search SYNTHOL
Yes officer… I’ll cross my arms and paint nipples on my biceps if you take these cuffs off..
*In your best austrian/californian accent*
“ÃÂÂts not a TUMOR!”
Greg Valentino was arrested today for carrying guns without a permit.
After I get out, I’m running for Governor
“guys… leave me the hell alone. Elephantitis is a disease, people! A disease!”
Forgot me email addy for comment
danielchapman84@gmail.com
Cops didn’t know this, but the breach birth caused his ass to go in his arms. In result he now shits from his mouth.
Backdraft@sunflower.com
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!
Steroids? I don’t use steroids. This is cancer.
adam@rgdirect.com
……………Vern Troyers statement ” i didnt take anything i dont know whats going on.”
Baseball is now testing for floaties.
Even I don’t know how I got my shirt on… or how I wiped myself…
My wife and best friend did it, but I’m innocent I swear.
Bald suspect puts two other bald guy’s in dual headlocks while handcuffed.
Is it my imagination or is his right arm a little bit bigger than the left one. Coincidence? I think not.
vl91568@yahoo.com
hang on my implants moved
were really conjoined triplets the other two heads just don’t get to say much….location location location
Greg has now gone blind from a blind kick to the groin from Chuck Norris
Somebody call a doctor, cause those puppies are sick!
ack, ack, acl! hey olive oil, get me some more spinach so i can break me handcuffs!
those are great for learning how to swim..