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Smeee… I can haz ball?
Uugghh… COOOOOTTIIIEEEESSS!!
Baseballs hurt, don’t judge this fairy
EEEWWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
His mom could tell by his pose that this wouldn’t be the last time Billy had balls flying at his face
“I will survive!”
The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
These Make a Wish Foundation seats are great!!!
Where are they now? Life Goes On, Chris Burke is still Corky
Whatever, at least I’m not half as gay as Jeff Garcia.
Rainman: The Teenage Years
Episode 3- Baseball Fever
i wish he would show me his “O” face
The patient lady held this pose for the whole game hearing she may have balls on her chin.
Once again the Invisible Man is caught getting head.
Andy Dick plays catcher for the Yankees?!?
Instant sex-change just add balls.
What am I? A zit get it.
“I thought I had a good jump on the ball, but then I saw some guy that looked like Moe from the Three Stooges.”
“…and then he said it was THIS big – what the? whoa WHOA!”
Brucie not again, my mouth can’t take another throat fuck…..
Classic case of split personality…His right hand is trying to grab the catchers butt and with the left hand he’s slapping himself trying to control the urge.
I dont think im ready to take balls to the face again…
“Look what I can do”
Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
“OMG, he’s playing with his ball infront of me and the guy to the right of him has the word STAFF written on the back of his shirt – STOP! Your making me blush!”
yuck, i already have a boyfriend
“He just made an amazing catch… screw it, this is gonna be MY moment!”
Have you seen my baseball???
When I heard I was going to see guys play with balls this is not what I had in mind… but he is latino…
If I make this face while I lick the sexy Latino people may not pick up I’m gay… just a clutz
Oh Shit! The camera’s on me…nows my chance to audition for a role in the retarded version of Cats!
The baseball gods misinterpreted Stewart’s wish to have a Yankee’s balls in his face.
Your circle is misplaced. You should draw attention to the Guidouche in blue blockers who is smiling whilst being punched in the throat.
FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!!!
just another retarded red sox fan.
“I swear…it was this big!”
“Uh, I actually gotta get going. I think the inning may have started…”
Secret, strong enough for a man, made for a woman, yet Jorge Posada still stinks like B.O.
“Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare”
gay for sure……
(girly scream) Augh! Watch the face! Watch the faaaaace!
God damn EMO’s. He might kill himself if he gets TOO much attention
Guess which one is the Boston fan?
And at that moment her remembered when uncle tom used to molest him as a little girl…..
LEAVE BARRY ALONE!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE JORGE POSADA
Oh cam’s facing my way, quick retarded face:
Bleuuueuehh…
Ewwwww,,,, ohhh my god, i haven’t had men charge at me in pinstripes since my Navy days, and i haven’t even powdered up yet!
that guy looks like stewart from mad tv hes like “hey jorge, look what i can do!”
Pete’s state sponsored therapy for his “homosexual” problem seems to be working.
Sure, SHE’s getting balls on her chin and probably doesn’t even enjoy it.
I don’t see whats the big deal. The guy’s just demonstrating his “OH” face. He’ll probably need a change of undies though.
“oh my god!! Dont touch me you dirty man.”
it was this big and made me so sick so get away
Man attempts to destroy face by clawing, biting and slap teasing a 90′s haircut noggin during a Yankees foul ball debacle this past weekend
EHHHH……I just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasses…whats going on?
EHHHHI just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasseswhats going on?
I had no idea there was a deleted scene in the Rain Man by Dustin Hoffman. How did I miss that?
Ugh!!!! I totally hate Yankee balls in my face!! Where’s Varitek at? MMM…
baseballs are not the types of balls i want in my face
LT.DAN ICE CREAM!!!
“Oh no, my straightness!”
I… I… I think… I’m… err… I’m gonna…
(ralph!!!)
Nanny Nanny Nanny you cant’ get me….
hello
Don’t touch the hair, I just had it styled!
Well Corky, I can’t see the danger of you taking your helmet off while we are at the game
Ahhhhh! Be careful of my hair!!!!
i can’t believe i forgot to DVR project runway
(in a fruity voice) “Oooo, Alex (Rodriguez) is looking this way. Quick, let me put on my sex face so he can remember me from last night.”
I’ll be A-Rod, you’ll be his wife.
I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
ehhh…Not the hair! I just got this bowl cut for the game!
Well, slap me retarded and call me gay, I got the best seats in the house. A foul ball and Joey Buttafuoco!!!
Nehhhhh! Nehhhhhhh! Nook out por my huunne tunnng!
That deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean baseball
EWW, I said rellishhh…AHH BALLS
Oh Jorge your pinstripes make me swoon
I bet he pulls down all sorts of ass with that lloyd christmas haircut
Hey guys, look! Invisible corn on the cob!!!
Hows my ass taste kobi…
Not pictured: Dignity.
Here you see Steve Bartman with prime seats at the Allstar Game, courtesy of the Florida Marlins. Determined not to be recognized and look like a total fuckup, he didn’t wear his glasses and hat. His gayness is technically referred to as ‘Seligism’, a result of a visit and a little choo choo train ran on him by the entire Chicago Cubs team.
“If you get lucky and make this catch, you’ll be seeing more of my ‘O’ face later tonight.”
Little did Trevor know that, while he licked the Invisible Man’s balls, he was about to get one more ball to the face.
Because of this photo, I now have won the bet proving that the oldest son from “Mr. Belvedere” was indeed, gay. Thanks Holy Taco!
I SWEAR I WILL THROW UP IF ANY OTHER BALLS TOUCH MY FACE
“O my gosh he touches balls more than i do!!” “Hip Hip Jorge!!”
I can’t believe the security guard really believed I was Bill Gates! These seats are awes…..AHHH!
Oh God! I hope he’s not reaching for my balls!
Hey Pitcher!… You missed me… ne.. ne… nenene…
Ten minutes to Wapner.
This is why my boyfriend is the “catcher!”
“Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!”
“Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!”
“I hate it when big, sweaty men fall all over me…HAHAHAHAHA kidding.”
…and Jared “winds-up” to lick the outfielder’s ass!
EEEEEWWWWW! He’s all sweaty!!
Don’t touch the hair please!
With the Yankee diving into the crowd, Joey’s timing was put way off while playing his invisible harmonica.
Oh Please, not another ball bouncing of my chin!..
“hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil..”
No that’s not me, look at that circle, totally photoshopped
Why am I hitting myself?
Oh Tom Cruise… I hope this isn’t that dream where we’re making out and I’m suddenly hit by a truck!
It’s funny that Joshua is afraid of the baseball. After taking one look at him, anyone can tell that he’s a catcher.
Grass, pollen, and latinos all reasons for little Billy’s allergies to act up
What Chad wouldn’t give to switch seats…
“Oh noes! That ball has sweat and dirt and it was rubbing against your crotch all evening. Get away! Get away!”
THE CUBS HAVE BARTMAN, THE YANKS HAVE BARFMAN!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how much I paid for these seats? And now I’m getting jumped by a Mexican?
EEEWWW!!! His unmashed bum is coming at me!!!
“Here we see Bill Gates enjoying the beginning of a well earned retirement”
Dang, what a time to forget my helmet on the short bus.
No ninja not my hair!
As Jorge dives into the front row for the ball, an overwhelming vile stench of low tide and mangina renders poor Corky retarded. Just then, Joey and Vinnie, in the 2nd row, can see that Mr. Posada is indeed wearing Jason Giambi’s gold thong… again.
Oh no! I’m so scared, So Scared, SO SCARED! The big steriod baseball-man is going to attack me! Oh dear, what am I to do?
“You don’t know the half of it girlfriend! Last night he touched my leg, and I was like, eww gross, like whateverrr, but then he leaned in and … OH MY GOD, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MISTER BASEBALL MAN, JEEESUS CHRIST!! So anyway like I was saying before that gross sweaty Neanderthal almost killed us …”
Aye, dios mio!!!
He is coming at me like a spidermonkey, he must be all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
and just like that, down syndrome strikes yet another.
“eeeew get away i just got my nails did”
hey posada! i said oral! no ear sex for you!
“I’m such an idiot! I knew I should have brought my glove!”
“If I can’t see the ball, it can’t hit me!”
Lawd!
It’s literally raining men!
Marijuana…….are you sure you want a hit?
Eek! A Manly Man.
Alex Rodriguez isn’t the only one hot for Madonna in this stadium! Vogue!
Whoa, Dean, the big mean man is back!
and the fish i caught was…….this big
Ummmm… like listen up jerk. You are totally blocking my sun. What the frig!?
Yankees fans are gay.
1st a toothache, now balls in my face!
This isn’t disneyland!!!
Dislexic Bobby fails once again at his attempt to give oral to a catcher.
“I’m here, I’m queer, deal with it.”
It’s rainin men Hallelujah It’s rainin men!!!!!!!!
here dont worry my mouth will break your fall
he touched my vagina!!!
“Bitch you better pop off.”
“and this is how you lick the scrotum, and then insert you finger in his..”
Seems like he just can’t keep his balls in his pants, just like A-rod.
Noooooooooooo. Let me do it!!!
Steve Bartman..This is how you do it dummy!!
Rats! There’s a big hole in the defensive line, and this guy is going to sack me!!
Hey A-Rod…I can strike a pose too! Vogue!
-Just when the people had thought the game couldn’t get any better, Yankee superfan and dedicated sportsman Jimmy Anderson, circled, pulls off a textbook execution of the “Infield Cry Rule”.
Not another ‘whore” throwing themselves at me!
hip hip whore hey!
Posada: “Psh must be a Red Sox fan.”
This isn’t even that funny, as it just confirms what we already know: Yankee’s fans are pussies.
singing “Girls just want to have EEEEE!!!!”
” This is not what I was signing up for when I said I wanted Balls in my Face”
“Have you seen my baseball?…..Have you seen my baseball?…..Oh no, ouch, my baseball!”
It was the continuation to that famous movie line.
That’s the face this guy makes every time he has balls coming at him. Which I will assume is often.
” So i was saying to Larry, and Curly”…” I grabbed her like this and…OHHH @#&*!!
Oh my god i just got my cheeks done!! I sware if this messes them up and i cant become a Ringo Star impersonator i will be so mad!!!
” OMG SHOES!”
the fight for the game ball is a vicious one.. not even handicaps are safe from a good old sucker punch distraction play
“OUCH the man in the sunglasses just put it in my butt hole!”
I’d be upset too if a guy in sunglasses just penetrated my anus.
“I finally come to a batheball game and Pothada falls on my straight friend.”
OMG! I think he is coming over my way! What should I do? I was always bad at first impressisons.
I could have had a V8!
As the cute Left Fielder lunged to catch a fly ball, Mark took the opportunity to blow him a French Kiss.
To his chagrin, Timmy was caught on camera skipping gay retarded mime school to attend a Yankees game.
Thanks manth. You made me bithe my tongue.
Screw the chin-ball lady. I’m the slaps-myself-while-giving-a-bj guy.
I thought this was a matinee, not a cabaret… oh boy I’m so excited I just can’t take it
Tonight was Retard Night at the stadium…
His career as a Beatle/Macaulay Culkin impersonator took off after this photo was posted holytaco.com
OMG, I’m gonna end up just like that guy Bartmann!
Oh God, I’m so sick of balls hitting my face.
Ohmygawd!! Would it kill you to use some Old Spice?