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Give-A-Wednesday: Win NCAA Football 09

In honor of last night’s 14 million hour long All-Star Game, write a caption for the photo of the manly baseball fan and you could win….a football game! That’s right, you can win EA’s new NCAA Football 09. It’s like baseball, but it’s better (because it’s football.) As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco.

See last week’s winners after the jump:

Andy: Only 2 “Crackers for all that cheese?

Runner Ups:
DonnyG: “Wow the forefathers really did make the world a cheddar place

DDT: This is a photo of what A-rod was left with after the divorce. Two white people and a pile of cheese.

Kevin: How long did Criss Angel say he would be in there?

Don: Dead presidents, cheddar,I feel you now, Fitty.

Doc: You think that’s impressive? You should see the size of the New York City rat they are gonna feed it to!

177 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win NCAA Football 09"

  1. Chris says:

    Hey .. its Perez Hilton!

  2. Pratik says:

    Smeee… I can haz ball?

  3. E.N. says:


  4. Scott says:

    Baseballs hurt, don’t judge this fairy

  5. Monty says:


  6. Monty says:


  7. Bob says:

    His mom could tell by his pose that this wouldn’t be the last time Billy had balls flying at his face

  8. “I will survive!”

  9. DonnyG says:

    The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.

  10. ota says:

    These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.

  11. Josh says:

    These Make a Wish Foundation seats are great!!!

  12. Srqcub says:

    Where are they now? Life Goes On, Chris Burke is still Corky

  13. Bud says:

    Whatever, at least I’m not half as gay as Jeff Garcia.

  14. KG says:

    Rainman: The Teenage Years
    Episode 3- Baseball Fever

  15. Jace says:

    i wish he would show me his “O” face

  16. vinny says:

    The patient lady held this pose for the whole game hearing she may have balls on her chin.

  17. Stephen67 says:

    Once again the Invisible Man is caught getting head.

  18. Eli says:

    Andy Dick plays catcher for the Yankees?!?

  19. B0B says:

    Instant sex-change just add balls.

  20. Nick says:

    What am I? A zit get it.

  21. Paul says:

    “I thought I had a good jump on the ball, but then I saw some guy that looked like Moe from the Three Stooges.”

  22. Koto says:

    “…and then he said it was THIS big – what the? whoa WHOA!”

  23. LeRoy says:

    Brucie not again, my mouth can’t take another throat fuck…..

  24. Jason P says:

    Classic case of split personality…His right hand is trying to grab the catchers butt and with the left hand he’s slapping himself trying to control the urge.

  25. Greg says:

    I dont think im ready to take balls to the face again…

  26. “Look what I can do”

  27. Chris says:

    Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!

  28. Joe says:

    “OMG, he’s playing with his ball infront of me and the guy to the right of him has the word STAFF written on the back of his shirt – STOP! Your making me blush!”

  29. mark says:

    yuck, i already have a boyfriend

  30. Jan Jorgensen says:

    “He just made an amazing catch… screw it, this is gonna be MY moment!”

  31. Brett says:

    Have you seen my baseball???

  32. John says:

    When I heard I was going to see guys play with balls this is not what I had in mind… but he is latino…

  33. Jeff says:

    If I make this face while I lick the sexy Latino people may not pick up I’m gay… just a clutz

  34. Eddie says:

    Oh Shit! The camera’s on me…nows my chance to audition for a role in the retarded version of Cats!

  35. Matt says:

    The baseball gods misinterpreted Stewart’s wish to have a Yankee’s balls in his face.

  36. Crackdeeznutz says:

    Your circle is misplaced. You should draw attention to the Guidouche in blue blockers who is smiling whilst being punched in the throat.

  37. Frankie says:

    FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!!!

  38. Frankie says:

    just another retarded red sox fan.

  39. tbo says:

    “I swear…it was this big!”

  40. Barbara says:

    “Uh, I actually gotta get going. I think the inning may have started…”

  41. redbud113 says:

    Secret, strong enough for a man, made for a woman, yet Jorge Posada still stinks like B.O.

  42. CJ Feldt says:

    “Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

    Krishna Krishna Hare Hare

    Hare Rama Hare Rama

    Rama Rama Hare Hare”

  43. seth says:

    gay for sure……

  44. xister says:

    (girly scream) Augh! Watch the face! Watch the faaaaace!

  45. skoal says:

    God damn EMO’s. He might kill himself if he gets TOO much attention

  46. FrogSoda says:

    Guess which one is the Boston fan?

  47. Grenades4sale says:

    And at that moment her remembered when uncle tom used to molest him as a little girl…..

  48. TheRobReport says:


  49. Aftersun says:

    Oh cam’s facing my way, quick retarded face:

  50. Henry G says:

    Ewwwww,,,, ohhh my god, i haven’t had men charge at me in pinstripes since my Navy days, and i haven’t even powdered up yet!

  51. Anonymous says:

    that guy looks like stewart from mad tv hes like “hey jorge, look what i can do!”

  52. John says:

    Pete’s state sponsored therapy for his “homosexual” problem seems to be working.

  53. TM0ney says:

    Sure, SHE’s getting balls on her chin and probably doesn’t even enjoy it.

  54. YOUNGFED says:

    I don’t see whats the big deal. The guy’s just demonstrating his “OH” face. He’ll probably need a change of undies though.

  55. McDirty says:

    “oh my god!! Dont touch me you dirty man.”

  56. jheri says:

    it was this big and made me so sick so get away

  57. Ryan says:

    Man attempts to destroy face by clawing, biting and slap teasing a 90′s haircut noggin during a Yankees foul ball debacle this past weekend

  58. Anonymous says:

    EHHHH……I just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasses…whats going on?

  59. chris says:

    EHHHHI just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasseswhats going on?

  60. hskrzfan34 says:

    I had no idea there was a deleted scene in the Rain Man by Dustin Hoffman. How did I miss that?

  61. doggydog says:

    Ugh!!!! I totally hate Yankee balls in my face!! Where’s Varitek at? MMM…

  62. Nathan says:

    baseballs are not the types of balls i want in my face

  63. BLG says:


  64. Ro says:

    “Oh no, my straightness!”

  65. Izatafact says:

    I… I… I think… I’m… err… I’m gonna…


  66. Cubarn says:

    Nanny Nanny Nanny you cant’ get me….

  67. joycel says:


  68. Ryan says:

    Don’t touch the hair, I just had it styled!

  69. Sly Young says:

    Well Corky, I can’t see the danger of you taking your helmet off while we are at the game

  70. marc says:

    Ahhhhh! Be careful of my hair!!!!

  71. andrew says:

    i can’t believe i forgot to DVR project runway

  72. razzletwodazzle says:

    (in a fruity voice) “Oooo, Alex (Rodriguez) is looking this way. Quick, let me put on my sex face so he can remember me from last night.”

  73. J.L. says:

    I’ll be A-Rod, you’ll be his wife.

  74. Randall says:

    I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!

  75. dbutler15 says:

    ehhh…Not the hair! I just got this bowl cut for the game!

  76. BJ says:

    Well, slap me retarded and call me gay, I got the best seats in the house. A foul ball and Joey Buttafuoco!!!

  77. Sam says:

    Nehhhhh! Nehhhhhhh! Nook out por my huunne tunnng!

  78. BigPapa says:

    That deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean baseball

  79. Bosburton says:

    EWW, I said rellishhh…AHH BALLS

  80. Ray says:

    Oh Jorge your pinstripes make me swoon

  81. Chadillac says:

    I bet he pulls down all sorts of ass with that lloyd christmas haircut

  82. Jimmy says:

    Hey guys, look! Invisible corn on the cob!!!

  83. kazi says:

    Hows my ass taste kobi…

  84. dan says:

    Not pictured: Dignity.

  85. Sean says:

    Here you see Steve Bartman with prime seats at the Allstar Game, courtesy of the Florida Marlins. Determined not to be recognized and look like a total fuckup, he didn’t wear his glasses and hat. His gayness is technically referred to as ‘Seligism’, a result of a visit and a little choo choo train ran on him by the entire Chicago Cubs team.

  86. Shane says:

    “If you get lucky and make this catch, you’ll be seeing more of my ‘O’ face later tonight.”

  87. Mike says:

    Little did Trevor know that, while he licked the Invisible Man’s balls, he was about to get one more ball to the face.

  88. CB says:

    Because of this photo, I now have won the bet proving that the oldest son from “Mr. Belvedere” was indeed, gay. Thanks Holy Taco!

  89. PAUL says:


  90. Brandon says:

    “O my gosh he touches balls more than i do!!” “Hip Hip Jorge!!”

  91. Drew says:

    I can’t believe the security guard really believed I was Bill Gates! These seats are awes…..AHHH!

  92. joe says:

    Oh God! I hope he’s not reaching for my balls!

  93. Tino says:

    Hey Pitcher!… You missed me… ne.. ne… nenene…

  94. Mike C. says:

    Ten minutes to Wapner.

  95. RGiff70 says:

    This is why my boyfriend is the “catcher!”

  96. Anonymous says:

    “Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!”

  97. John says:

    “Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!”

  98. Brandon says:

    “I hate it when big, sweaty men fall all over me…HAHAHAHAHA kidding.”

  99. Matt says:

    …and Jared “winds-up” to lick the outfielder’s ass!

  100. Bob says:

    EEEEEWWWWW! He’s all sweaty!!

  101. George says:

    Don’t touch the hair please!

  102. Britblogger says:

    With the Yankee diving into the crowd, Joey’s timing was put way off while playing his invisible harmonica.

  103. Kevin says:

    Oh Please, not another ball bouncing of my chin!..

  104. Caption Winner says:

    “hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil..”

  105. Niles Lesh says:

    No that’s not me, look at that circle, totally photoshopped

  106. Pat says:

    Why am I hitting myself?

  107. elindauer says:

    Oh Tom Cruise… I hope this isn’t that dream where we’re making out and I’m suddenly hit by a truck!

  108. Ry says:

    It’s funny that Joshua is afraid of the baseball. After taking one look at him, anyone can tell that he’s a catcher.

  109. Jeff says:

    Grass, pollen, and latinos all reasons for little Billy’s allergies to act up

  110. This one guy says:

    What Chad wouldn’t give to switch seats…

  111. Sebastian says:

    “Oh noes! That ball has sweat and dirt and it was rubbing against your crotch all evening. Get away! Get away!”

  112. LOPCOD says:


  113. Do you know how much I paid for these seats? And now I’m getting jumped by a Mexican?

  114. Doobie Doo says:

    EEEWWW!!! His unmashed bum is coming at me!!!

  115. Niles Lesh says:

    “Here we see Bill Gates enjoying the beginning of a well earned retirement”

  116. Dang, what a time to forget my helmet on the short bus.

  117. johnny sengmany says:

    No ninja not my hair!

  118. Chris says:

    As Jorge dives into the front row for the ball, an overwhelming vile stench of low tide and mangina renders poor Corky retarded. Just then, Joey and Vinnie, in the 2nd row, can see that Mr. Posada is indeed wearing Jason Giambi’s gold thong… again.

  119. ahow628 says:

    Oh no! I’m so scared, So Scared, SO SCARED! The big steriod baseball-man is going to attack me! Oh dear, what am I to do?

  120. Buddy Ice says:

    “You don’t know the half of it girlfriend! Last night he touched my leg, and I was like, eww gross, like whateverrr, but then he leaned in and … OH MY GOD, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MISTER BASEBALL MAN, JEEESUS CHRIST!! So anyway like I was saying before that gross sweaty Neanderthal almost killed us …”

  121. Saul says:

    Aye, dios mio!!!

  122. michael says:

    He is coming at me like a spidermonkey, he must be all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

  123. e46m3 says:

    and just like that, down syndrome strikes yet another.

  124. JasonJ says:

    “eeeew get away i just got my nails did”

  125. kevin says:

    hey posada! i said oral! no ear sex for you!

  126. mbreedlove says:

    “I’m such an idiot! I knew I should have brought my glove!”

  127. mbreedlove says:

    “If I can’t see the ball, it can’t hit me!”

  128. Sherman Chesterfield says:

    It’s literally raining men!

  129. TheRobReport says:

    Marijuana…….are you sure you want a hit?

  130. Tsahvong Lah says:

    Eek! A Manly Man.

  131. frank says:

    Alex Rodriguez isn’t the only one hot for Madonna in this stadium! Vogue!

  132. gypsynet says:

    Whoa, Dean, the big mean man is back!

  133. Joshua says:

    and the fish i caught was…….this big

  134. adam says:

    Ummmm… like listen up jerk. You are totally blocking my sun. What the frig!?

  135. chris says:

    Yankees fans are gay.

  136. thirdflat says:

    1st a toothache, now balls in my face!

  137. Kyle says:

    This isn’t disneyland!!!

  138. Bryan says:

    Dislexic Bobby fails once again at his attempt to give oral to a catcher.

  139. Jeff says:

    “I’m here, I’m queer, deal with it.”

  140. dylan says:

    It’s rainin men Hallelujah It’s rainin men!!!!!!!!

  141. dylan says:

    here dont worry my mouth will break your fall

  142. randyroofer says:

    he touched my vagina!!!

  143. Cait says:

    “Bitch you better pop off.”

  144. todd says:

    “and this is how you lick the scrotum, and then insert you finger in his..”

  145. RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    Seems like he just can’t keep his balls in his pants, just like A-rod.

  146. Chase says:

    Noooooooooooo. Let me do it!!!

  147. Joe B says:

    Steve Bartman..This is how you do it dummy!!

  148. Mr.Sleepy says:

    Rats! There’s a big hole in the defensive line, and this guy is going to sack me!!

  149. doctorgreen says:

    Hey A-Rod…I can strike a pose too! Vogue!

  150. -Just when the people had thought the game couldn’t get any better, Yankee superfan and dedicated sportsman Jimmy Anderson, circled, pulls off a textbook execution of the “Infield Cry Rule”.

  151. Ryan says:

    Not another ‘whore” throwing themselves at me!

  152. Ryan says:

    hip hip whore hey!

  153. Justin says:

    Posada: “Psh must be a Red Sox fan.”

  154. Gabriel says:

    This isn’t even that funny, as it just confirms what we already know: Yankee’s fans are pussies.

  155. John says:

    singing “Girls just want to have EEEEE!!!!”

  156. Matt says:

    ” This is not what I was signing up for when I said I wanted Balls in my Face”

  157. Jackie says:

    “Have you seen my baseball?…..Have you seen my baseball?…..Oh no, ouch, my baseball!”

    It was the continuation to that famous movie line.

  158. steve says:

    That’s the face this guy makes every time he has balls coming at him. Which I will assume is often.

  159. C.T. says:

    ” So i was saying to Larry, and Curly”…” I grabbed her like this and…OHHH @#&*!!

  160. foetyoz40 says:

    Oh my god i just got my cheeks done!! I sware if this messes them up and i cant become a Ringo Star impersonator i will be so mad!!!

  161. prock says:

    ” OMG SHOES!”

  162. Jesus'sAssistant says:

    the fight for the game ball is a vicious one.. not even handicaps are safe from a good old sucker punch distraction play

  163. Art says:

    “OUCH the man in the sunglasses just put it in my butt hole!”

  164. kev says:

    I’d be upset too if a guy in sunglasses just penetrated my anus.

  165. Chad says:

    “I finally come to a batheball game and Pothada falls on my straight friend.”

  166. Dave says:

    OMG! I think he is coming over my way! What should I do? I was always bad at first impressisons.

  167. Tyson says:

    I could have had a V8!

  168. Brocke says:

    As the cute Left Fielder lunged to catch a fly ball, Mark took the opportunity to blow him a French Kiss.

  169. Bob says:

    To his chagrin, Timmy was caught on camera skipping gay retarded mime school to attend a Yankees game.

  170. Stephanie says:

    Thanks manth. You made me bithe my tongue.

  171. JDUBZ says:

    Screw the chin-ball lady. I’m the slaps-myself-while-giving-a-bj guy.

  172. John says:

    I thought this was a matinee, not a cabaret… oh boy I’m so excited I just can’t take it

  173. Tonight was Retard Night at the stadium…

  174. Jack says:

    His career as a Beatle/Macaulay Culkin impersonator took off after this photo was posted holytaco.com

  175. Nick says:

    OMG, I’m gonna end up just like that guy Bartmann!

  176. Sully says:

    Oh God, I’m so sick of balls hitting my face.

  177. Ahriman says:

    Ohmygawd!! Would it kill you to use some Old Spice?