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I wouldn’t get on that plane. It’s got a crack in the window.
The discount passenger in row 8A realized too late that his cheap fare didn’t give him access to a regular oxygen mask.
The “Mile-High Club” stamp of approval.
Which picture am I supposed to write a caption for – the airplane or the dvd cover? They should take the airplane picture and make that the Reno 911 dvd cover. Then they should take the Reno 911 dvd cover and put it where it belongs – in the porno bargain bin with the title “Police ASScademy”.
Clearly Dan was NOT mature enough be sitting in an exit row.
Ummm sir…thats not exactly what we meant by cockpit….
Revised version of last post –
The first plane built with two cockpits.
Someone replaced one of the oxygen masks with a gas mask
every time i fly some asshole gets the window seat
President Bush constantly sought novel ways to entertain himself during the long hours he spent aboard Air Force One.
Airlines will apparently be raping more than your wallet this holiday travel season.
The spelled Anus wrong…
Not again! Who’s turn is it? George! It’s 5 more windows down and feet first!
I didn’t know the mile high club had new admission standards!
That old prick McCain still has a sense of humor… guess that tiger cage didn’t take that away too.
the new “Alternative” fuel source
Sadly, The maintainer forgot about the super glue used to install the window when he thought “Hey, this’ll be funny!”
The airline industry is filled with assholes.
obviously photoshop…no other airplane could possibly have that many cumstains on its windows
Airforce One will be leaving at the crack of Don
And if you look to your left you’ll see there is a full moon out tonight, and to your right…
“This is where the airline rammed their ‘service’ your honor.”
Stewardess, there is a crack in my window!!!!
3rd world air force
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge.”
President Bush flying over New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
I’m Suprised he got passed security with all that crack!
I know how the plane passed inspection with all the oxygen masks hanging, but how do they let them get away with big cracks in their windows?
The pressure difference would have easily killed all the passengers on board, however, Frank’s ass, and its dreams of heroism, had other plans…
in the event the airplane bathrooms are out of order, please use the windows as shown here.
All jokes aside I feel sorry for whoever had to sit next to that wide load.
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
wtf up with this? only taped the button once
Due to the poor handling of his luggage the last time he flew, Jake decided to let the baggage handlers know how he really felt.
It’s a plane in a hanger, not like, its on the tarmac, anywhay
Once again the Pinkeye Bandit spreads his germs worldwide, humping monkeys is for pussies, he says scorning AIDS
McCain, obviously feeling pretty confident, is seen here making sure everyone will see his true colors while aboard Airforce One.
I still haven’t gotten contacted for winning last week. What’s up Taco?
aaaa shit, now we gotta give the flight attendants breathalyzers before take off too
Is there a giraffe holding up that scaffold?
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
There was a flight delay due to crack in window.
America has announced a Middle-East fly by tour.
American Airlines has now announced an additional $25 charge for passengers assless chaps.
Fuel stop, in Johns Attempt to moon the world one country at at time.
Deleted scene from Oliver Stone’s new movie “W”. This is what apparently happened when Bush flew presidentially
Reno911 is stupid
ASS HOLES always get the best view.
In order to cut costs, airlines have eliminated paper towels and asked cleaning crews to “be creative” in their duties.
In the event of a water landing, this ass may be used as a floatation device.
… and jack finally took revenge for all the pidgeons.
And I thought it smelled bad on that plane where the woman died in the bathroom.
dude this is like so photoshopped. theres no way that ass is that big.
Due to all the budget cuts, we will no longer be serving food or airing movies on the plane. Instead, passengers can eat the dead mice conveniently hanging up next to the oxygen masks. For entertainment, Bobby the gay stripper will be “performing” for the next few hours. We hope you have a great flight, and that you fly again with Delta Air Lines.
Hey everyone, look! It’s John Ashcroft!
President Bush prepares on Airforce One in case he loses his 2008 re-election bid.
When Vida Guerra flies coach…
Senator Obama ain’t fooling anybody with his dark complexion. People always knew his ass was white.
After a broken window almost took down Flight 44, Bill’s instincts took over and cabin pressure was restored
“Fly me to the moon…”
Police: Senator Craig please come with us. Senator Craig: I have a wide stance.
No i will not sit down the seatbelt sign is off!
Boeing…..the first planes with emergency exits!!! And now the first with the emergency bathroom exit!!!!! A true relief for all mankind !!!
With a “Crack” this severe in the fuselage, the pilot had no choice but to perform an emergency landing
No longer being able to carry liquids on planes, terrorists have now resorted to gas
When you gotta go you gotta go!
Two things you don’t want to hear on an airplane, “On this flight our movie is ‘Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector’ and for dinner we will be serving Pressed Ham.”
coach my ass
Ted planned on hijacking the plane with more of a natural explosion
In case of emergency landing apply oxygen mask anally or orally? Dyslexia sucks
An official member of the vertical smile-high club
ATA wasn’t going to go down without a fight
is it me or does this plane make my ass look big?
Attention passengers please return your seats to an upright position prior to take off !!
The new face of terrorism, insulting your dignity, because blowing people up just isn’t good enough anymore.
Looks like they’re serving pressed ham in first class on this flight
“Ladies and gentlemen…the captain has turned off the no mooning sign”
WHAT THE EFF IS A FLY BY??
CNN Breaking News: Two Full Moons Visible in Night Sky
I tell the stewardess there is a crack in my window and she puts me on the poop deck.
Dam it, looks like we have to give pre flight breathalyzers to the flight attendants now too!
“Hey, who moved the lavatory sign?”
Plain number……
“N 4 4 O U S-hit”
…sorry, “Plane”
I`ve had it with those motherf*cking cracks doing on this motherf*cking plane
oups,
I`ve had it with those motherf*cking cracks on this motherf*cking plane
Just my luck, we lost cabin pressure, and I’m the only one who didn’t get the conventional oxygen mask!
Coming this fall… “Asses On The Plane”
Air Force One still can’t get Bill out of the plane
In the event of a sudden loss in cabin pressure, we will deploy assbags.
Passengers, thiiiiiiiiis is your captain speaking…..if you know look out the starboard side of the craft, you will see a rare full moon.
All of you ass bandits are wrong. It’s Rosie O’Donnell trying to pee out the window.
President Bush Giving his warm regards to Afghanistan.
Introducing U.ASS. Air this September. We’ve cracked the mold on air travel.
there is no moon, only a neverending reflection of this ass
2 hours after the search began, the gas leak was finally traced to Ted. After a quick passenger vote, a solution was arrived upon that Ted found to be, frankly, a little demeaning.
As Whitney Houston whould say,”Crack is Whack”.
Goddammit, I’ve been staring at this picture of an ass hanging out of an airplane window for an hour now, and I can’t think of shit for a caption.
Thanks for ruining my night, Holy Taco. I’m off to bed.
Once again Richard Dreyfuss has a bit to muck to drink and show the passenger next to him what his film Moon over Pardor was about.
The calender didn’t say anything about a full moon tonight.”
Bush’s first tour of Air Force One, Jan 2001
The Pilot was supposed to keep driving!
Airport security looks tight
I think we just found out what blew that hole in side of that Qantas jet…
Tired of being nickel-and-dimed by United’s lavatory usage charge, Bob desperately seeks an alternative.
Tired of being nickel-and-dimed by United’s lavatory usage charge, Bob desperately seeks an alternative.
An behind the scenes look at the filming of the new shock-video, “1 Guy, 1 Plane.”
Better than crapping your pants.
As the representatives from Chinese industry looked on, they realized once and for all that they would never allow their workers to unionize.
Soaring crude oil prices are forcing airlines to take a second look at potential sources of renewable energy.
Save gas, Fart in a jar
The next model will feature a black ass
After getting it up the as* for so many years, airline employees finally let management know how they feel with a more visual impact
“sir we said sit BY the window…..”
‘BING’ Now boarding gate 14, Washington D.C. to Assganistan, Sphincter Airlines Flight (010), in flight movies-’Gone with the Wind’ followed by ‘Broke Back Mtn’.
The in flight meal wil be Tacos and sticky buns,Beverages–Buttweisers and
cockTAILS…Please enjoy your flight.
I am sorry sir but you will need to check that into baggage !
Stewardess speaking to Captain, “Now I know why he laughed when he said he had a butt to put out – and I told hm there was no smoking, sir.”
Air Force #2, you are cleared for takeoff.
Southwest’s slogan changes from “You are now free to move about the country.” to “You are now free to MOON about the country.”
The flight was delayed to a large crack in the window
The quickest way to cure hemroid flare-ups…….Air It Oooouuuutt….!!!!!!!
I certainly hope they don’t serve nuts on this flight…..
Only assholes get to sit in first class.
“Attention passengers, have been forced to make an emergency landing after a crack was detected in one of the windows.”
Hey, what’s crackin’ dude?
Hillary Rodham Clinton smiles one last time at her supporters.
Now leaving Paris…….
take that terrorists
Unfortunately, flight # 173 will be delayed due to a rather large and unsafe crack in one of it’s windows. We are sorry for the dealy.
It looks like Angelina Jolie’s lips.
A passenger can still be seen stuck in the fuselage of a US Airways Boeing 737 after a cabin window blew out and experienced explosive decompression at 35,000 feet over central Kansas.
This contest is asinine.
Even Sir-Mix-A-Lot wants to forget this image.
Steve wanted a moon roof in his new plane. Sadly, his request was somewhat lost in translation.
p.s, you guys suck at picking winners. mine was way funnier.
“So what if some guy pissed on a seat and someone had to sit in it, i can beat that, I shit on a window…YA!!!
“I knew hiring the greased up deaf guy was a bad idea”
“What the hell is going on here? Tommy, that thong is not FAA approved!”
“The new Terrence and Phillip Airlines”
“I paid extra for this seat? ”
” He allways wanted to be in the mile high club”
-News Headline- “Man dies on flight after attempting asphyxia while the plane fell 10,000 feet using the oxygen mask”
” Flight # N44OUSHIT (someone else thought of it), your cleared for landing”
“eeeehhh this is your captain speaking eeehhhhh weather in Seattle is overcast with a full moon expected tonight”
“With fuel prices rising airlines are cutting costs by substituting dead naked men with oxygen masks”
“These O2 masks are not FAA approved”
_________I Love break.com. hope these don’t suck too bad!!!!
“Richard Gere was arrested today after attempting to hijack flight 144 with 3 large gerbils he apparently smuggled onto the plane”
Todd thought that it would be hilarious to inflate his life preserver while sitting in his seat.
“Ladies and gentlemen the menu for today on board, press ham.”
Flight Tower. Request permission for emergency landing.
There is a crack in window 5A.
Is the mooning to take away from the fact that the flag was painted backwards during the inspection?
Perhaps it’s best if I give you an example of what the airplane food really tastes like.
Soul Plane 2: White People Edition
The permanence of the situation was due to the untimely cabin pressure test.
This is wear I store my carry-on, and avoid the extra charges.
Hey! Looks like Brittney´s on board!
Wow, total eclipse of the moon.
Full Moon in the sky tonight!
This photo of Monica Lewinsky aboard AirForce One is almost identical to the one Bill sleeps with under his pillow.
apparently he assed for a window seat
AH HA! There’s the cause of the turbulance
Assy McGee likes the window seat.
The lunch special on todays flight, for only $7.00, is pressed ham. As always exact change is appreciated
Flights were canceled today as maintanance grounds yet another airplane due to a crack found in the structure’s integrity. The airlines budget goes up in fumes.
AIRBUS??? I thought they said AIRBUTT
Someone farted…crack a window
Airline employees get really anal about their work
Fly me to the Moon….
A routine inspection reveaedl a crack in one of the windows
A routine inspection revealed a crack in one of the widows…..
A bold marketing move to appeal to the gay traveler
Cash, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free!!!
BOMBS AWAY!!!!
P.S. You guys owe me a prize still dammit…
Apparently, J-Lo’s carry-on baggage wouldn’t fit under the seat.