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“at first i was all about this hot dog, but DAMN! really? gasteyer vs dratch??? what a terrible combo…even i dont let get near that nasty shit…and i lick my own balls for fun”
bad idea for a cock holster!
Now lets see if you can balance a T-bag on that snout.
now thats some HOT dog on dog action!
I wish my girlfriend had that much self-control around a wiener.
isn’t it a crime to be molesterin’ dogs with ball park franks?
i want it grilled with ketchup and mustard, and dont forget to toast the bun too!!!
Look! Look!Look! FOOD!!!!
Ummm – Yea…. Know I know how your wife feels….
TYPO FIX… LOL
Ummm – Yea…. Now I know how your wife feels….
Tired of being called a mutt- Rex decides he wants to be a weinerdog
Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez
“I can’t believe that’s what’s left of Sparky”
What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!
Lassie who? Stupid bitch’d probably just eat it
Put the gun down!!!
You can have my wiener.
dogs….
well the concept of a therapy dog is often attributed to Elaine Smith, an American who worked as a registered nurse for a time in England. Smith noticed how well patients responded to visits by a certain chaplain and his canine companion, a Golden Retriever. Upon returning to the United States in 1976, Smith started a program for training dogs to visit institutions. Over the years other health care professionals have noticed the therapeutic effect of animal companionship, such as relieving stress, lowering blood pressure, and raising spirits, and the demand for therapy dogs continues to grow. In recent years, therapy dogs have been enlisted to help children overcome speech and emotional disorders. The concept has widened to include… wait is that a hot dog? sweet.
I can haz hat dawg?
Opposable thumbs 1…Paws 0.
…..well at least it’s better then the peanut butter trick he taught me.
“Some day, I will attack you for this”
“ADVERSITY – sometimes, your pride must be put aside”
One day I will mistake your your opposable thumb for this weiner. Then I will have the last bark!
A much safer and less painful alternative to the old peanut butter on the balls trick. This dog’s a biter.
That steak-man is looking mighty tastier than the droopy animal parts on my nose.
“Seriously though, where’s my hot dog? I just had it a second ago.”
It’s a dog balance dog world out there…
“I hope that this isn’t the same hot dog that Sara was using last night…”
This is bullshit. I was promised a Ball Park Frank!!
Get this fucking thing off my fucking nose you fucking fucker. I swear to fucking God I’m going to rip your fucking balls off and wear your fucking dick like this you motherfucker.
New from Ronco – Guaranteed to stop your dog from licking his nuts or your money back!
Damn, there’s usually peanut butter under these things…
Maybe if I sit completely motionless, Invisible Man will stop trying to teabag me…but I must admire his safe sex habits.
You son of a bitch…. you know i have lockjaw
Mom?
sadly, this is clay aiken’s dog. the trick he taught him ends way different
i am so stupid! i cant get this stupid thing off my stupid nose!
DAMN THIS HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
Next week on Animal Planet, Beastiality Tortures: the Story of one Dogs Journey Back to his family
Hey at least its not his this time….His stinks like balls.
Great, first my son’s born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face.
More bad photoshopping from HolyTaco… The original pic has Corey Haim and Corey Feldman double penetrating poor old Pepper.
That thing is made out of WHAT?
I’m totally in to Caesar Milan, but his new food-for-peace routine is killing me. Maybe if I sneeze, I can swallow it whole before he notices?
“Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I’ve got my hot dog mustache.”
I can has hot dog?
RESISTANCE
because giving up a hot dog is worth a small, dried piece of kibble
I can lick my own balls but I can’t touch this weiner…..fuck
I’d rather be watching “The Best Cat-Based Music Video You Will See Today”
I am SOOOO excited I am going to pee on myself! Come on say release Damn it!
If I eat it I get WHAT chopped off?
Training the dog for the old “peanut butter surprise” solo show.
And here we have “Buddy” showing off his world famous flea seesaw…..
How can they make me eat my cousin pepe?? Bastards!
If THIS one’s rubber, I’ll kill him ….
I hate caddying for Kobiyashi…
I am so hungry
At least this time the wiener isn’t attached to anything…
Excuse me ma’am, I believe this scrumptious morsel belongs to you… You’re most welcome!
Normally, I’m not adverse to lips and assholes…on an individual basis.
Ah, yes, the canine equivalent of getting one’s hand caught in the cookie jar.
“I have a dick on my face, don’t I?”
Seeing-Dick Dogs often endure many hours of training with a stand-in before finally being put to work in the Blind Porn industry.
HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, who’s the fuckin wise guy?
I.. I… I… I think I smell my brother… ; (
I’m actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.
WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT
“Look momma, momma, momma, look at me!”
(crowd chants) “Two dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leaves…”
Like Mad Max beyond Thunderdome??
This is a picture of a mixed breed dog with a frankfurter sausage balanced on his nose. Oh the hilarity of it all. It’s a good thing I’m wearing a belt because my sides might split from laughing so hard. But seriously folks, spay or neuter Bob Barker and euthanize your pets.
Go ahead Kobyashi, try and take the last dog!
Years of doggy inbreeding + hotdog = Hilarious
Now behold a real Weiner Dog…..
This is not what I had in mind when master said I was going to get to sniff a “hot dog”
“Ok, who the fuck is doing the stupid ‘finger sausage’ trick?”
Shortly after the release of this photo, the US Supreme Court passed its ruling declaring torture an inhumane and illegal method of interrogation.
“dammit guy! you really don’t think i can smell that madonna thawed this out in her “weiner defroster”? p.e.t.a. will hear about this!
Eyes on the prize…EYES ON THE PRIZE!
This isn’t the first time I’ve done this, trust me… when you belong to Michael Vick you do a lot of crazy shit…
Lips and assholes? GET IT OFF!!!
Please get this thing off me! I’m jewish and this isn’t kosher, is it? Don’t make wish I’d gone all rabbi’d on your ass…
HEY!! WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU? YEAH RIGHT OVER THERE (GOBBLE…GOBBLE)
Boy oh Boy!! This is more fun than flattening my nuts with a hammer.
I am the black sausage gobbler, and I would like to introduce you to my dog.
Dog: “this guy is such an asshole, he has no idea that when he takes me back home I’m gonna leave brown fun surprises all over the house..and maybe spice up his cereal.”
Good Dog, now lets try the real thing this time
Chinese food.. Sometimes you’d rather not know which one you’re eating.
its stupid shit like this that you deserve it when i piss on your carpet.
Even Paris Hilton’s dog enjoys a good wiener across the face…
“So, does this make me a wiener dog now?”
He’s used to peanutbutter on wieners…
Frankfurter patiently waits for a bun to put his wiener in.
Damn….Lorena Bobbit did another drive by.
“…you may already be a WIENER!”
Now the bitch knows better than to bite it. Caesar Milan you’ve outdone yourself!
Fido looks as though he may cry after being told his favorite treat is actually made out of lips and assholes.
Excuse me, ma’am? Does this hot dog make my face look fat?
I has a hot dog!!!11!!
I’m like a hot dog bun…just LOOKIN’ for a weiner!
sadly the kids never understood that playing scraps favorite game would not bring him back to life
Ok, he finally learned to stop biting it. I think we are ready to move on to the real thing.
The reason all dogs go to heaven.
Now what exactly do you expect me to do with your wiener?
Captain! I cant get a lock! Its using some sort of…stealth technology!
The surgery, to say the least, was less than successful
Please sir, reattach this, the neutering went horribly wrong!
if this is what throwing me a bone means..i hope he doenst want me to roll over.
I was just wacking off of doggy porm and my weiny poped out and i cant find it
wiener-ed again…!
“….most no hitters in a career, 7, Nolan Ryan, most hits in a career, 3052, Ty Cobb, most bases stolen in a rookie season, 66, Kenny Lofton….”
I guess when it comes down to it. A weiner on the nose is better than a weiner in tow.
Look what I found while sniffing your ass!
Fluffy will never forget the day she realized she was a lesbian.
Like everyone else in his life, Andy Dick must train his dog to be used to a wiener on his face.
I”m never gonna eat.Last time u fed the wrong end!!!! NOW THIS????
There IS a dog!
You can do this but you cant shit outside…what the fuck
Fido takes his first lesson in preperation for The Westminster Dog Hhow.
i don’t own a psp, so fuck you, and fuck your contest. the rest of you aren’t funny. fuck off.
How to prevent a gay dog from giving another dog a blow job: give it it’s own weiner to play with.
Honey, don’t you think the taxidermist did an excellent job with the hot dog holder?
Best inbreed.
“My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage…”
Larry?……Lar..What have you done to Larry the dachshund?
In order for the hotdog mustache to work, it must be worn UDER the nose….
“ok… now, when I clap my hands you’ll be a monkey.”
Patience is a virtue. And it hurts so much.
That looks delicious! Look, it even comes with a hot dog.
Eating:
You’re doing it wrong.
There’s a WHAT on my snout?
Stay on target… Stay on target… Wait for it… Almost there…
WARNING: Living in areas with high levels of nuclear radiation has been known to cause birth deformities in animals, such as discolored flesh and displaced appendages.
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One million and five, one million and six, one million and seven…what’s the record for hot-dog balancing again?
“Rover, what can you make of this?”
“I can make hat… a broach… or a mustache…”
Is it kosher?
Oh god.. not again.
All those times I sniffed your ass and this is how you repay me?
I dont think it sees me..
After the failure of his systematic desensitization therapy, Duke would become the primary participant in what would come to be known as the “Ball Park Incident.”
but, but, there’s no relish :’(
fuck it. i should have been a stripper.
Oh my God!!! A giant E. Coli Bacterium landed on my nose. I am going to get sick!!! I am going to get sick!!!
The last time Oscar Meyer was seen alive.
“I raise you this hotdogs…”
Halp! I not dog foodz…
‘I am SO going to shit in your closet later”
Why do you do this to me? You know im a vegetarian!!!
Mom!?
Hotdog? wtf?
GIMMIE SOME GODDAMNED PANCAKES!
These sunglasses suck…
Noun: torture torchur
The deliberate, systematic, or wanton infliction of physical or mental suffering.
Billy-bob’s hot dog delivery service was doomed from the start.
Beatrice, ever on the cusp of fashion, tried the dashing but uncommon “Le Hot Dog Mustache” look, but found it far too agonizing.
No need for a housesitter when we go on vacation!
This is my hotdog. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My hotdog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My hotdog without me is useless. Without my hotdog, I am useless.
I wish I could lick my wiener
Wh..what’s wrong with everyone?! No one is moving. Stay calm. Breathe. I’m gonna get through this.
Dickhed Owner….
I has One.
Flashback to his time as guide dog in the Vatican were frequent for old Barry, but this was one he really didn’t want…
*tear
“This is the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen…”
Torn between what he feared would be considered cannibalism and the growing hunger in his stomach, Fido knew that one way or another, today would be a day he would regret for years to come.
In one last humble attempt, Michael Vick’s dog offers up a peace offering in exchange for immunity from the next fight.
Now, if I could only open the mustard!
If it hits the ground,does the five second rule apply?
Hey! if I stare at it long enough, it turns into a scuby snack!
With this mustache, no one will recognize me.
CAN I HAZ BUN PLZ!? ‘N SUM RELISHEZ
I DID IT! I DID IT! I made a hotdog appear in front of my eyes by just thinking it! Amazing!
Now how do I get it off?
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I have no idea what you’re talking about, so here’s a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head…wait
Ever since his trip to the taxidermist, Rover hasn’t been the same.
The Hotdog- “Don’t move, it can’t see us if we don’t move”
Neutered dog: at long last, we meet again.
HOT DOG ON DOG ACTION
“Payback’s a bitch. Next time he put his other wiener on my nose I’m biting it.”
“Dude, i can totally see three fingers.”
“Urrrrrr…..mmmmmmm…pphh…pphhh…bark.bark.bark.urggggggggggegegegeg. Rawwww.rawww.rawww.
a series of sighs, tail wags, and eye batting….
a sigh…..
emmmmmmmmm…..
commence hot dog eating
“So you think I’m funny? Funny like a fuckin’ clown?”
“OK guys, seriously, get me down from here.”
Nobody had the heart to tell Steve that the hot dog balancing trick isn’t as impressive with a stuffed dog.
Guantanamo Bay Kennels
it’s BACON!!!!!!
Can almost taste it!
Can almost smellll it!!
Can almost seeeeee it!!!
But it’s not Kosher!
Wow, the way I want this thing, the way it makes me about to shoot my load….. I must be GAY!
Mr. Scrappy just knew this wasn’t going to be like Tuesday mornings in the bathroom, this time he could use his teeth for sure!
The things I do to get that bitch collie to lick my meat
It’s bad enough that you had your dead dog stuffed, but do you still need to antagonize it?
“…ahem…and the bun???”
OK, yes, you win, I’m your bitch! Can I have it now, asshole!
Does this make me a cannibal?
Holly Shit, now what?
God, I miss being an end table…
This isn’t the first time a weiner has been on my nose, but last time it tasted like peanut butter…
The reason why dogs bite the hands that feed them.
OK OK, your’s is shorter-I won’t bite the wrong one again, OK?
“Secret image from the Guantanamo Bay Animal Facility”
Why is it that every Sunday I end up with a weiner on my face???
STAY!!!
But you said you were gonna get a hot dog to sit on my face!
Discipline
Dude! Where’s my Dog?
You could’ve at least cooked the thing. What do I look like, a fuckin’ animal!?
I can has hotdog now?
Too bad for the weiner cause i’m a bitch.
this smells like azz
and then… the wiener gave birth to a dog…
Wait for it.. wait for it…
I smell the damn thing, but I cant see it! Where the hell is that damn hot dog? Where the hell is it?!….