Write a caption for this touching hockey team photo and you can win a copy of SingStar for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Willis: “I thought I was meeting SNOOP dog?
Runner Ups:
Doc: There really is nothing Chris Hanson won’t do to catch a predator.
Mike S.: Note to self: Avoid cougar bars!
Colorado Mike: When you really love the Penn State Nittany Lions, it shows.
Gymmonster: He didn’t have to huff or puff, but there might be some blowing
Chris: My Interview at Holy Taco and How I got the Job
Rosie: Even Chuck E. Cheese has a casting couch.
13 jocks 1 cup
It’s the only way to keep Canadians from using the picture to masturbate.
Little Tommy just couldn’t stop his addiction to frozen peanut butter tubers, as you can see here.
Teacher talking to photographer after the shot: “did i forget to mention that billy has an extreme fear of cheese?”
Thanks for lunch, but you can have it back.
From the moment he started his very first complete and utter barfarama, Lard Ass from Stand By Me, knew he was destined for stardom.
The Exorcism IV: Game Night
Puking: When spitting on someone just isn’t enough.
Spay Cheese!
or – Spray Cheese!
Nah, the NHL isn’t a joke.
Jason’s mother was the photographer, but when she first said cheese no one smiled….then she came out topless…. canadian style!!
The childrens sex-slave brothel finally taken down. none of the children were injured, but they were terrified….
And you thought your first year of hockey was bad going 1-15 on the season
He shoots, he SCORES!!!!!
“Contgrats. Winning the game just made you honorary Canadians”
Coach: Jesus Christ! I warned him not to try Singstar before the photoshoot
Hey mods….how do I get the Madden 09 that I won?
Nothing funny to add, but that’s just a fucking awesome picture.
are you the same ed that won before?
You guuyyysss! You said we were ALL gonna barf!
After this, i bet hes gonna drop the gloves next time.
League’s decision stands.
Billy couldn’t stop thinking about 2 girls 1 cup.
Everybody say Puck not puke, dumbass.
This is what happens when you eat a CSS, finish Paul’s BM, and trade your gummy bears for Nick’s CFPS.
So are we making fun of the hocky kid or the douch with the microphone?
douche, i meant to say that you are a douche.
Good job Billy, but this time when I say puke, you all need to puke.
Other kids would’ve poured Gatorade on each other, Billy decided to improvise.
Little Billy just couldn’t forget what he had to do to the coaches get on the hockey team.
Your soul is MINE!!!
The only thing i see wrong with this pictures is that their gloves don’t even match
Molson XXX gives me a wicked nasty hangover A!
Barry, the little player on the left tried his best to hide the “alien baby” living in him, but it’s tail shot out his mouth during birth.
AW SHIT….I knew those last three shots of jagermeister were to much to hold down without anyone noticing.
what the hell is going on with that backdrop
This is what I think of your Member’s Only jacket coach.
.I just read this on a hot forum on tall dating site:” Tallmingle.c o m ” which is a hot dating site for all tall friends and tall singles.
Team photo captures the exact moment Gene learns he is allergic to douche bags in leather.
Mom, having a great time at hockey camp, jaeger bombs suck.
“Alright now, No more pre-game chocolate shakes from now on!”
i thought we all puked on 3…
Johnny missed the memo about the prostate check. Coach has poor timing.
“Reason hazing should be prohibited in little league sports #27: Ookie Cookie ruins team photographs.”
Not sure who should be more embarrassed – the little kid puking or the f*g on the cover of the singing game…
Cheese!!!
Money spent on hockey gear – $200.00
Hours missed at work taking the kid to team photo day – 2
Team Photo – $25.00
Knowing this picture of your son is going to around the internet forever – PRICELESS
Little Billy teaches Jonny that its not nice to make faces during the team photo. Meanwhile, Spock Jr. is not amused.
Timmy always gave 110% on the field. He shouldn’t have tried 111% for the team photo.
“Oh for fuck sake Ricky”
Do you lose points if your comment relies on using the name Billy, Timmy, Johnny or any other overused, “I’m telling a joke and need a male child’s name” tactics?
Ipecac. Making “Switching Ipecac for gatorade” pranks funny since 1942.
Coach: “God what an awful game…Hey! Where the fuck is my 40 of Labatt Blue?”
Amsterdam(AP) To fully appreciate the background, these youngsters were given 2 grams of shrooms. Little Sean’s have just kicked in.
Canadians: Weak Stomached Pussies Since 1867
WTF I’m lactose intolerant!
After this incident, Bob stopped sneaking performance-enhancing drugs to his son Timmy.
Little Tommy learned his lesson early. No hard drinking the night before the big game.
Little Bobby was fine until he began mixing drinks before the big game.
It’s just nerves…..no wait, that’s the enchiladas!
Charlie was a vicious competitor on the ice, unfortunately, picture taking made him sick.
This is for pissing in my water bottle and telling everyone asshole
Hey vinnie………how did you receive your prize?
The Licker from Resident Evil during the awkward years.
Brian Boitano never felt quite right his first year skating.
The three under cover agents proudly display their confiscated goods from Michael Jackson’s house.
Example of dyslexia
Icepack = Ipecac
guy puking: This is what I think about SingStar for the PS3!
…and that was the last time Billy gave out mustache rides before team photos.
Why they show 2 girls and 1 Stanley Cup to kids is beyond me.
Play may behind this a-hole will you?…..Well i’ll show him! *drinks bottle of ipecac
My elementary school’s name makes me sick.
This picture makes more sense when you see that Amy Winehouse was the photographer
i dont know whats gayer. the picture to write a caption too, or the prize.
anyways choke on a cockMeat sandwhich
Its funny cause he’s blowing chunks, but its also funny cause the smiling kid below him has no idea that hes about to be thrown up on.
if you imagine it correctly, it almost looks like hes magically sucking the earwax out of the other kid
Only little Joey remembered the first rule of hockey: never take your eye off the pucke.
Beef: It’s what’s for dinner.
everyone say,” GARY GLITTER!!”
SCREW YOU HALEY JOEL OSMENT! ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCE WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE!
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Billy you need to finish eating that giant taffy string before we take the photo.
The coaches ‘little secret’ was now unmistakingly out in the open…
Robert Maplethorpe’s photography career gets off to a slow start.
“I can’t believe I forgot my shoulder pa-Blaaargh!”
Chunk had shuffled one too many truffles earlier and earned his nickname with this photo.
Does this gay uniform make me look fat?..
Crap that joke is ANCIENT, Bulimia ftw!
“Bulimia”
When your uniform makes you look fat.
hate to see what happens to him when he gets hit in hockey.
Billy’s coach didn’t think it was necessary for everyone to know about his gag reflex,
but after he was sedated, he was left with this horrible taste of dick in his mouth. The coach referred to this as an anomaly since “everyone else on the team couldn’t complain.”
“This is the best Peanut Butter jerky I’ve ever had!”
Since when did a good molesting make a kid puke?
I told you I would get you back for all those dirty cross checks.
“If your gonna spew… Spew in this.”
“Dammit Jim, we’re gonna need to perform ANOTHER exorcism!”
“Little Timmy hated cheese”
‘Say cheese,’ reminded Billy a little too much of his father’s nutsack.
Bukaki Hockey.
If the sandlot kids played hockey.
David thinks the word “cheese” is disgusting
So Jason Voorhies actually did play hockey as a kid…
… annnnnnnd this is what happens when you swallow the teeth that are knocked out DURING the hockey game.
He did not want a mustache ride.
If only these were Asian whores…
Anyone else have the fish?
Anyone?
“Where’s the Stanley Cup when you REALLY need it!”
Seconds after this picture was taken, coach asked “Who wants ice cream?”
…and this picture was the last day “weekend dad” coached my hockey team.
Only poor little Billy knew what was lined up for the rest of the photo shoot
In this photo from L-R: Top Row: RAAAAAAALPH!!!
“Sick ‘em, boy!”
And suddenly everyone realized having Coke and Mentos for a team snack wasn’t such a good idea…
“Coach – This wasn’t what I meant when I said the team earned a trip to CHUCK E. CHEESE after the game”
Ok and everyone hold that pose we’re going to take one more!
Chucky’s herpegonhasyphilaids rared its ugly head at the wrong time.