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“FLY FAT ASS….FLY”
Being a visitor to the region, Miguel had no idea he was about to be the victim of one massive Pamplona Steamer.
You weren’t kidding Tom, he’s packin a Louisville Slugger!
Not pictured: One bad ass matador.
If I don’t win this week I’m calling bullshit.
Rosy the friendly bull often times perches herself on the gate in hopes of sharing a nice conversation with the crowd.
“Hey guys! Anybody mind pulling this dagger out for me? Yup, the one lodged in the side of my neck, it’s really bothering me.”
You mess with the bull, you get the homs… plus the rest off him.
“Is THIS your card?”
Bottom Row from left to right:
“Hmmm…. Interesting…”
“Oooooo!!! damn!!!”
“Down in front!!!” (the guy hidden by the bull)
“derrrr….”
(this was mine, forgot to type in my name)
Bottom Row from left to right:
“Hmmm. Interesting
“Oooooo!!! damn!!!
“Down in front!!! (the guy hidden by the bull)
“derrrr.
Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
“see..I told you we should have invested in udder balm!”
No one, including the bull, could believe what was on the other side of that glory hole.
BEEF!
It’s coming to dinner.
BULL SMASH….SENOR’
See? See? I told you not to feed him!
holy shit i just swallowed that whole jumbo jawbreaker!
Everyone was flabbergasted when Rosie O’Donnell’s Bull Suit took 1st place in this year’s Celebrity Costume Contest.
Bull- “You think this show is bullshit? I’ll show you bullshit…..COME HERE!!
Some bulls hate red.. some hate bad comb-overs!
“This isn’t the kind of bull show I thought you were talking about, Jose”
Excuse me fellas, is anyone sitting here?
HaHa… I told these 3 guys in suits they were “front row vip seats”. Can you believe they paid me $1000 for my crappy seats in FRONT of the wires?
Exactly why Americans have baseball as their national sport!
come and get it…big boy
I told you the merger was still on!!
Now THAT’S a cock!
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius; Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, Owner of soon to be severed testicles. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Presidente Hernandez was so startled that he didn’t realize that the kazoo was not in his hand.
Super sizing the beef brisket sandwich for an extra 30 cents is well worth it Jim, but it defeats the purpose of having front row seats!
That’s why you NEVER go to a bull fight on acid.
I cannot believe she swallowed the whole thing!!!
Impending death isn’t your biggest concern when a three-foot dick is flying toward your face (and that’s why the men are scared and the women are smiling)
You’d shit yourself too if you got your balls caught on the top of a wall
i like how the crusty shit has formed the silhouette of satan on his ass.
The bull just learned that Chuck Norris was the matador.
it isn’t hard to figure out from their faces which one of these people is a size queen…
Guy on the left of the bull: Puff, puff, pass
Guy on the right of the bull: Give him the crazy eye and he’ll leave you alone
Also, nobody pointed out Monk in the top left of the photo?!
Damn, that bull mating call actually works.
Although clearly scared of the bull, he was thankful it wasn’t his wife.
I can believe you are pluggin the Burger King, “Cheat on beef”, adds.
¿Que pasa?
You want a piece a this?
“Time to get back at these bastards”
Di Nero Presents: Raging Bull on a Midnight Run toward Goodfellas Guilty By Suspicion
“No, we ordered Red Bull!”
The cuckolds look on in horror as the hotwives smile at the big black bull.
Why heckling is a bad idea at some sporting events!
Guy in blue suit in upper row: I’m so glad I gave my ex-bosses front row seats to the Spanish version of the donkey show.
That’s bullshit!
As the bull proved to the people in the front rows. He has the balls to fight the matador.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?
Now Jim understood why those front row seats were so cheap…
Phil regretted getting a ‘great deal’ on ringside level seats
This would be the last time Javier would wear his favorite red tie to the bullfight.
This photo is a bunch of bull shit
I’m a fucking bull… don’t mess with my shit
This is BULLSHIT, pure BULLSHIT.
oprah has really let her self go again.
Expecting something similar to the donkey show they saw the night before, these guys had no idea what they had gotten themselves into.
“I’m the only one here not wearing any underwear.”
-Lady between the horns.
This was the bull from Kingpin that thought he saw Woody Harrelson in the 8th row
Holy Cow!
This bull set out to prove he wasn’t the only one who could shit himself.
At seaworld they have the “splash zone” around shamoo’s tank, here they should have a “o shit im about to get crushed by a two ton bull zone”
guess this gives new meaning to the term “it’s a BULL and Bear Market”
Don’t talk shit about Tom Cruise or Rosie O’donnell will get you.
Finally, Jimmy the bull found out why the west wall was called “The Steermaker.”
Bullfights? I thought you said Bull-FLIGHTS!
“How the fuck do you deep fry those things?!”
Excuse me… is this the way to the china cabinet?
How do those seats look now rich boy?
YYYEEEEAAAHHHH … what the hell, catch me you bastards. Brett Favre does this shit all the time and people eat it up.
Fancy Suit…… $300.00
Trip To mexico…. $1500.00
Ringside seats…. 35.00 Peso’s
Horn in The ass…. Free
Look on this silly asshat’s Face…… Priceless
Next time your waiter suggests that you try the fish, you try the god damned fish, you hear?
You doity rat! You killed my bruddah!
The real reason that bull is jumping out of the ring? The anal-rapings from the Rodeo Clowns.
Who let the Bulls out!!
Who Who Who
Who let the Bulls out!!
Who Who Who
Oh boy Hector we get raw Rocky Mountain Oysters tonight.
I told you if you didn’t get me some toilet paper I was going to have to come over there…
Ayyy Caramba!!!!
I think they aristocrapped their pants.
Look out, Rosie is after my nachos!
So, do you STILL think “hung like a bull” is just an exaggeration???
“OH SHIT!….I think I left the oven on.”
“Ooh! Let me!”
The corporate executives were enjoying their company getaway immensely, only to realize all too late that the “Take the Bull by the Horns training seminar was more hands on than originally expected.
…recalled one eyewitness, “It was the most erotic moment of my life.”
Guy in front of bull 3 seconds earlier: “I hit him with another banana, that’s awesome” Bull: “You fuckers want to taunt me, I’m gonna eat you like that Tiger at those fucking kids at the zoo!”
Spiderbull…..spiderbull…….does anything a spiderbull does.
What the hell?! And it’s not even the 5th inning yet!
“O baby I like it RAW.”
As instructed, Mel procurred his balls and, as predicted, they were of uniform size.
Bullshit those whities aren’t scared!
And it was at that moment, that Julio realized why he had always stared at the other boys in the locker room in high school a little longer than everyone else.
EAT MOAR CHIKEN!!!
“Get these dingleberries off me!” -Bull
Want me to stay for another song baby?…twenty dollars
Seriously tho, is that Heath Ledger with a wig on between the Bull’s horns? What, too soon?
Seconds after it passed his lips he knew… He knew his insult had come out far too loud….. He also knew that Rosie Odonnel would not find his insult very funny….
No me gusta!
The bull was obviously not a golfer.
Don’t censor yourself when you call “bullshit!” on someone. Otherwise, this’ll happen.
why do black people look so funny with freckles??
When your beastyality fantasy is to be fucked in the ass by a big black bull with shit on its booty, you may be careful when wishing.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Does this outfit make my butt look big?
So these three guys go to a bull fight…
Due to a mistranslation on Frank’s resignation at the corporate office the humans resources were sent to figure out why he was tired of all of the bull. Needless to say, through their misunderstanding, they quickly became tired of all of the bull as well.
Dios Mio!! There goes the family jewels–so much for the stud fees!
Which one of you assholes is my broker?
George, seeing the poor farmer in the stands and recognizing the man who raised him from a tiny calf, rushes into the arms of his father for a tearful embrace.
Honey…it’s not what it look like!
Oh shit boss! you told me to take the bull by the horns and run with it, but you didn’t give me the time to run.
I bet the other bulls 20 pesos I could clear this wall in one jump – I WISH I could see their faces right now!
never again would Mr. smith call his wife a cow… to her face…
Revenge is a dish best served Med-rare……
Eyes open! Poopers shut!
Please, stay in your seats. He just wants to say hello.
The bull, hired by the CIA, took out the evil banker and a couple terrorists from a random 80′s movie.
When you gotta go, you gotta go
Time to schiesse or get of the crapper
*off
Goodness gracious!! Look at the size of the nuts on that one!
This is exactly what Camilla had hoped would happen when she flashed her red panties at the bull
VIVA ZAPATA!
Bull ull gives lapdance to lucky few.
“Bull ull” what the hell is bull ull? apparently I’m retarded, it’s suppost to say, Bull gives lapdance to lucky few.
Frustrated Bull Tears Off Dirty Diapers, Charges Bitch in Crowd Who Laughed At Him
“What the hell! It doesn’t look like Robert de Niro at all!”
Sad now after Jordan left, Reinsdorf is trying anything to get crowds into Chicago!
Our money won’t save us now!
“You took two tenths off for WHAT?”
The management of the GWB school for “special” kids regretted getting front row seats at the bullfight.
“”I don’t care what your ticket stub says, no black bulls in the all white section!!!”
despite the women being impressed, the guys were horrified when Keith the Bull popped up to flaunt his immense wang
Bet’cha didn’t know I had hops like that….And 1!!!
Turns out, bulls are aggressive toward that dopey Burberry plaid as well.
(woman in the top left corner)”why the heck did I wear a red shirt???”
Today’s Horoscope – Taurus: You may encounter another, more powerful Taurus today, so be sure to watch out for that characteristic personality clash – things could get a little hectic! Play it cool. Oh, and you’re going to have a broken back, pelvis, and collarbone, and two shattered femurs. Plus, your intestines and spleen will be pulled out through your anus. (1 STAR)
PETA masturbates to this picture
Ay Carumba! Sound the hand horn the bull is loose!
Hope you spanish got some water because i’m bringing the tea bag!
I fucking told you that shit would give him wings.
I think the mushrooms have turned on us
dude if shawn and nick and ford don’t win i will poop on your face. hahah i will. *stares at you*
I said EAT MORE CHICKEN!
holyshit vicente! your wife is pissed!
Better stop bot boxing that sherm, Larry. Its exactly that kind of skylarking that turned my nose into a bull’s kiester.
this post to ascribe identity to the previous post. /e end idiocy
juan -”what’s that smell?”
jose -”the bull is jumping over the fence”
juan -”bull shit”
jose – “exactly!”
great cheese comes from happy cows. happy cows come from raping the shit out of old white business men. real california cheese.
it was george steinbrenner’s first and last bullfight.
or how ’bout:
12 dead in hilarious bullfight mishap.
Good thing I covered my mouth, because my asshole looks the same, PUCKERED!!!
I know i asked for a piece of ass, but this is riduculous
So I gored the guy, now where’s my 15 percent?
I’m new here but I have one.
“It was at that moment that Bill realized feeding the bull “explosive laxative” was not the best idea for a prank.”
“It was only moments prior to Hector’s demise when he realised the true meaning of the word bullying”
No one had heard a sphincter slam shut quite so loudy…
Holy crap that guys got a red cape! Lemme outta here!
In Spain is not running of the bulls, is the flying of the bulls…
(woman between the horns) “yeah bitches see how it fills to be penitrated by the bull”
Hey guys, sorry to intrude, but does this make me look fat?
ok – I was wrong – that did sound like a cow in heat!
THERE’S the beef!!!
this ain’t no bullshit
SAVE ME A SEAT!!!!!! YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET SPEARS THROWN AT YOU!
IM HORNIER THAN YOU BEATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL C-Note won this competition I just busted out laughing when i read his comment
BULL………………SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me Hungry!!! Gimme the sandwich!!!
OOOOOH!! Are those Ortega Tacos?!?
F.M.L. (Fuck my life)
**It was at this moment Sir Burlington Rockwell realized he loved his wife.**
When bulls attack because of no T.P. III, next on Spike!
Thank god those old men were already
wearing their depends!
Helen Mirren, center, is sorta cool with bull rape
“We should have never yelled ROSIE O” DONNELL!”
China Shop my Ass! Watch this shit!