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early the next morning authorities discover the bodies of two young girls in a creek bed, partially eaten.
help us,were white and we cant get down.
Ain’t nuttin but a MIT party
I told you there wasn’t ruffies in your drink bitch!
There was always an odd smell in the room after the annual Special Olympics dance.
Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.
[Rap Performed By Vincent Price]
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y’awl’s Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse’s Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
The Munsters to the Monster Mash!
Yes folks, it is the often discussed but rarely photographed Double whiteman’s overbite with a side of the “I totally have black friends” dancers.
“HEEEEEEY YOOUUUU GUYYYS”
The breakfast club on crack…..
As you can see Britney Spears kids turned out just fine… As for jamie lyn’s daughter, trying to fit in.
Alright everybody I need a show of hands, who here is has ever snuck in to their cousin’s room and worn her panties on their head??
White shirt- “Come on guys! Where are you going? So what if my colostomy bag broke!”
Special olympics after party! Getting Down to the business of getting down!
it the pittsburg penguins fan club!!!!
Just your typical Friday night at the Paula Abdul residence.
Headline: Jennifer Aniston Parties With Retards
The Island of Misfit Toys Homecoming Dance
How about a show of hands… Who here’s mom and dad are also brother and sister?
No one cared that that bitch Katherine Heigl skipped out on The Ringer wrap party.
girl in blue: duuuuuuhhhhhrrrrr
I don’t normally post two, but another one just hit me.
Alice failed to win a medal at the 2008 Special Olympics, but she did go home with a pearl necklace.
Ok, that’s all the proof I need. Time to carry out my Zombie Plan. I have canned food in my attic, and I’m gonna pack my car up so I can escape to Canada. At least if a Canadian became a zombie he would talk faster. They want my brains… AHH!
the Chris Burke fan club is getting out of hand.
Gimps like to dance too.
The hills have eyes dancers coming to a party near you
MTV Real World – Canada
When good retards go bad…next on Fox!
Evolution Entertainment, the production company that brought you the “Saw” movies, enthusiastically announces the 2008 remake of “Night of the Living Dead”!
BRRRAAAAAIINS!!! BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSS!!!!!
Inside the green room at “So You Think You Can Look Retarded.”
“You put your left ear in, you put your left ear out… you do the hokie pokie and you slobber all about…”
Vandy House Party!!!
This is your brain on drugs
Reading is Beyond Some:
Proactiv Acne Solutions…Warning: Use only recommended amount, fine print not to be ingested.
“THRILLER” video wrap party
The Ringer 2: College Daze
just between us girls, nothin gets my vag wetter than a black man singin
After years of dreaming about UB40 playing in his basement, Carl’s moment had come. Once they broke into “Red Red Wine”, all hell broke loose. Oh yeah, he fucked a couple of retarded girls too.
Backup dancers for the rock group ‘System of a Down Syndrome’
Saved By The Bell: The Homeschooled Years
Colin the Gurnerbeast & Friends
There’s no hope with dope
“We brought you dancing with the stars”, ” Now for a first time ever in prime time tv ,we give you…….”Dancing with the Tards”
“I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT” “I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT” “I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT”
Now here’s a screenshot from “Resident Evil 12 – Retardation”
girls gone wild nebraska co-eds edition
The Christmas parties at the Umbrella Corporation always seemed to get out of hand quick…
dammit who spiked the punch with meth again???
This is what happens when Dave Attell makes the drinks.
‘Syndrome of a Down’ kicks off Short Bus Tour!
If you want to see some really crazy s#@%, just wait til they start playing music.
Coming this summer…Dawn of the Dead…The Musical!!!
Pass that shit
Awh PISS, I can’t believe I blinked
Ugly people gota party too, right? Right?
Chernobyl High Prom: party like it’s 1986
the ‘thizz face’ takes a turn for the worse
Gangstas…..
Once the virus kicked in, this party got even more boing………
Y-M-C-A!
“Sorry everybody, I just farted”
Showin’ the “O” face
Not even accidently putting roofies in everyone’s drink could stop the party of the century from heating up.
Why are the ugly lights on, they dont come on until last call?
It looks like a crack-induced Zombie orgy.
Frank feared, that if he opened his eyes, it would all just be one glorious dream.
“Corky and Blossom should not have gone to that child star reunion party together!”
Absinthe, helping white autistic kids dance since 1908.
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One’s Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know It’s Thriller, Thriller Night
You’re Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller, Tonight
It’s called crack….It’s great!!!!!!!
and it’s so easy to make, all you need is a little cocaine and baking soda, and i think i tasted eggs and cinnamon.
This special education prom night brought to you exclusively by Depends Adult Diapers.
Yo dudes, the short bus is here. You gotta get the hells OUT!!
Zombie Disco Death Rave
Three of Stephen Hawking’s children were arrested late Saturday night at rave party. They were released after police found that they were in fact not on any drugs…….they are just Stephen Hawking’s children.
Master Frankenstein, thanks for coming to my party. Have you met my sister?
This week on Dancing With The Retards, we caught Eugene and Josephine. Eugene is a single guy that likes to get out on the dance floor and get his groove on, occasionally he’ll close his eyes and do a little bump and grind…nothing wrong with that! Josephine, his partner, who’s currently dating an orderly her mental home, says she is the dance queen. And that Abba is her favorite band. Her boyfriend the orderly, who can be seen the background whistling, says, “she may look retarded, but those tities ain’t retarded!”
No Ogre, that said NERVE gas!!!
“Boy these Moo’s sure know how to party!”
Prom at Three Mile Island High- 2008!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you…… you’re cool….fuck you I’m out!
TRL in the year 2039
Open auditions for the remake of Jacko’s Thriller video? Nope, just a cerebral palsy mixer at the local Y.
P – A – R – T – WHY CAUSE I GOTTA!!!
Jenna Bush’s wedding reception
Only a few people showed up to be in paris hiltons new show..
Alcohol- Helping ugly, uncoordinated people dance for hundreds of years.
The wig uglies !
“Nope – still not drunk enough to bang her…but there’s still time!”
Corky Thacher gets freaky with his posse, unfazed by the fact he’s been out of work since Life Goes On went off the air 15 years ago
Night of the Living Retards
What the zombies in I Am Legend were found doing during the day.
Anybody seen my keys?
When there’s no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.
Revenge of the Nerds continues to open the doors of greek life on college campuses, as demonstrated here by Alpha Chi Retard.
She loves me for my brains.
You didn’t actually think this picture was captured on accident… did you?
“Hell yeah, I knew this party would be worth skipping the raid for!”
this is why black people hate white people.
“Guys, this funny-face drug we took is starting to work.”
We Has Buckets!!
I hope i don’t have bad gas.. I hope i don’t have bad gas… oh my.. i do have bad gas.. my god.. did it just dribble in my pants…
YES!!!! I can’t wait to tell everyone I dropped E with blossom!!!!!
Oh yeah!! I’m rolling, after this song I’m going to get everyone to sign my rave book!
This dance move not only looks hella-ill, it also helps hide my boob sweat.
Sometimes cancer _is_ the cure
Nice costume party. Weird that three people would be wearing their “how to not get laid” outfit.
Hi, I’m a PC…
Retarted Prom Night.
Join us at the VIP Special Olympic After Party at Club Mansion immediately following the 1.5 legged race!!
Suddenly,at the stroke of midnight, the posse of teenage mutant zombies hit the dance floor to get buck wild England-style.
Dancing…
Even retarded zombies can do it.
Drugs are bad Mkay
‘Drugs are bad’ Mkay
Pictures of the Short Party Bus!
Party on the short bus!!!
Ain’t no party like Jenkem Party! Cuz a Jenkem Party don’t stop!!
This is the real reason why The Black Eyed Peas changed the lyrics from “lets Get Retarded” to “Lets get it Started”
BRAINS!
Nobody scores at Zombie Disco.
“Fuck drugs make us dance good!”
the Special Olympics after party was insane! helmets off ass out!
Mike knew that spiking the punch at a Hazelden graduation party was probably a bad idea, but the devil on his left shoulder thought otherwise. Many years later, he would debate the morality factor over a Gin and Tonic, with no conclusion in sight.
Nobody wants to play with me!!!!
Gettin’ down (syndrome)
Retarty.
Where’s Amy Winehouse?
Dateline 2063 – Weeks after the nuclear holocaust, America was ready to party.
Raise your hand if you’re sure!
the short bus stops here!
Step Up 2 the Suburbs
at least it is a safe bet you don’t have to worry about STD’s.
DUDE!
Welcome to England.
Heeyyy… Do youu have anymore of that vicksss.
Can I ruuub your sshoulders.
The new Dawn of Dead trailer
Who is the motherfucking King of the Disco?
This is Melwood’s greatest prom ever!
Run. It’s the beginning of the Retard Zombie Apocalypse!
Having alcohol at the first Neo Nazi youth gathering was a bad idea, they would never restore their credibility after it. After two hours only Richard knew when and how to salute, many just closed their eyes dreaming about the Reich and one of the skin-heads was actually SMILING .
What can a bunch of young neo-zombies do for fun. Par-Tay!
The Night Before the Dawn of the Day After the Day of the Dead!
Mutants Ball 1999
i wonder.. how was that silly old rumor about white people not being able to dance ever born?
Fergie’s music just makes you wanna MOVE
Still photo from the long awaited video for “Zombie Zoo” by Tom Petty.
P.S. Word Press sux ass. first post of the day and apparantly i am posting too fast and need to slow down.
I tollz ya fools, gimp is pimp!!!
This party looks like a real “Thriller”
Geppetto’s rejects go for a night on the town. “I got no strings, to hold me down…”
The closing cerimonies dance is always the high point of the Special Olympics weekend.
This Jerry Lewis Telethon afterparty kicks ASS!!!!!!!
White Man’s Disease – the number one killer of rhythm.
Nightclub of the Living Dead
aww fuck I blinked in this one
americas best dance crew, ‘zombawokies’ fail to make the cut.
Yep, THAT dude with the epileptic girlfriend just beefed.
How the hell did you get everyone’s bad side.
You have to shoot them in the head!
Eli Manning House Party!!!
“1…2…3…Unifart!”
According to Darwin only the fittest survive…. Yea, no, not seein’ it.
When Marionettes Attack
what really happens at LAN parties
The first annual MySpace.com meet-and-greet was a HUGE Success!
Those MySpace people I met last weekend? Actuallythey were just what I expected
“Jenny slays the competition during this West Virginia kegger dance-off”
Sex, Drugs, and Autism.
Hey guys, when the Black Eyed Peas said “Lets Get Retarded” it was a metaphor. You shouldn’t have actually gotten retarded.
Dancing with the Special Olympics Stars
someone thought it would be a funny april fool’s joke if they put three people with down syndrome in one room with alcohol…and it was.
Incest is wrong.
This just in: The annual Special Olympics were canceled due to catastrophic Zombie Apocalypse.
The line for the short bus starts here.
The annual Muscular Dystrophy Association’s “Rave for a Cure” went off without a hitch this year, though attendants remarked about Jerry Lewis’s turntablism being, as one young dancer put it, “totally lame.”
Harvard Spring Break ’08!!!
1) Caption – New evidence suggests that high school students getting uglier
2) American Idol in 2009
OH SHIT!!! Could it be Scoliosis oh, please goddare I dream, severe kyphosis. I’m so tappin’ that hunchback ass! OMG, the anticipation fuck, there go my eyes and I think I swallowed my tongue
They must have had the same thing that Gilbert Grape ate.
Finally, the dangers of in-breeding are brought to full fruition.
….
Just a comment on the photo (not for the competition)
Where the heck did you guys find this photo? What the hell is wrong with these people? Wholly shit …
(I feel guilty about making fun of mentally handicapped people). Night of the Living Dead, Mentally Handicapped, and Drunken “Dancers.
okay got one actually–
‘ Look kids, we were cool once! … really. Why are you laughing? ‘
Prom for Jerrys Kids!
Well would you look at that… the mustache is back.
E?? Nobody said there would be E at this party, I thought we were swapping tupperwear! STOP RUBBING ME FRANKY!
Afterparty at the ‘Crack Baby Awareness Convention”
As Marcus triumphantly makes a poopie, Kenny makes his moves on Emma.
The Board of Mental Retardation dance got a little out of control when Chuckie Cheesse broke down and couldn’t perform.The children decided that fecal matter. Copious amounts of fecal matter would be the best way to to keep the party going. the flinging will start immediately.
“Thriller 2008″ – making of the video
dance like you never danced before!
got some more?
just plain retard!!!
A good time was had by all at the Living Homo Zombie Prom (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
I know this part all to well…. the part when the drugs start to kick in. Bummer theres no strobes though
This is your kids on drugs!!!!!
why is it funny to make fun of mentally disabled people?
jerks.
What happens when the short bus stops at a frat party.
As well as being a leader in higher learning for the undead , Zombie Technical Institute (ZTI) offers a wide array of opportunities for undergraduates to enjoy a robust social experience.
You don’t need alcohol or drugs to have a good time. You just need about three generations of uncle f#cking and sandstorm on volume ten…
The punch was spiked with extra chromosomes.
Wow dudes, X2c is x0Rl33t!
The zombies decided they would not be getting much nourishment at this party, so decided to move on to a place with more evident brain content.
Why Rave? Because you’re SPECIAL.
Take’m to the zoo…retards love the zoo
Get your tickets to the star wars convention after party….or……white people is crazy!
This week on Pay-Per-View the contest is a Special kind of Education, in PAIN! The gloves and the helmets come off as these 20 retards battle it out for the gold. Only 1 will survive and win a trip to Chuck-E-Cheese! ORDER NOW!
Girl: I just sharted.
Boy: I don’t know what that means.
Girl: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s dance.
As always, Ross gets mad when Chandler dances with Rachel.
White Shirt: “How many bitches must I smack? ONE! Hahaha. TWO! Hahaha. THREE! Hahaha
“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…..”
Oh My God…I’m soooooooooooo wasted!!!!!!!
Dr.Frankenstein was never popular in high school, so he decided to ‘make’ all his own friends.
“Hey you guys!!!”
Please Rachel, get off my foot………I’m cumming!
Looks like the acid is just about kicking in.
28 Months Later: The Electric Boogaloo
The after-party of the Special Olympics.
This is what happens when you prevent natural selection from occurring.
These kids look like th- What? They are? Oh, in that case, I’m glad they are enjoying themselves. (tiptoe away)
Tards Gone Wild: First Timers
So this is what a party on the Short Bus is like..
broken pic icon dance party 2008!!!
(what are you guys seeing cause I get nothing)
Study: Up to 80 percent of teenagers fail to find sex partners.
she blined me with… …SCIENCE!
Next on Fox: ‘Downsyndrome meets Heroin’.
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round, round, round, round
Yarp
Holytaco Staff Party
It was 3 a.m. at the Disney Christmas party when Pinocchio suddenly realized life as a real boy was vastly overrated and gave Gepeto the signal to turn him back into wood
The special olympics had a dance off
Pulling out…just do it!
this is the staff of holytaco doing their “we made it on digg” dance.
This is actually the first picture the police took, when they found those Austrians in the basement.
AHHHH! Somebody played the brown note!
wtf
Paparazzi finally gets the world it’s first look into the special Olympics after-party.
We were told there was ice cream here.
you just got served!
the special olympics after party
Paul’s friends cheer him on for finally hooking up with a chick without a club foot. His coolness is short lived when he cums in his pants and passes out.
this dance dance revolution game rocks!
Frat house at the Hellen Keller University.
Run!!!!! It’s the night of the living dead dance-a-thon!
“we are not animals!! we are HUMAN beings”
“now get us some more poon tang, teacher”
Beavis-n-Butthead Dance Party!
inbreeding
The makers of Girls Gone Wild bring you the hottest shit thats ever happened at spring break, Speds Gone Wild… Watch the hottest, steamiest special people lovemaking session ever! “We do it wif our shuurts on.. muh”
Would you like an apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that?
Remember that party in my pants I was telling you about? Here’s a picture from the back side of the party.
Heidi and Spencer never looked better!
Carl tries to get the attention of chaperones at the Midvale Science and Technology High School prom to let them know Becky’s grinding has caused Danny to throw up in his mouth
We lambda lambda lambda and Omega Mu….
Ugly Party is Ugly
I just feel bad for the “somewhat” normal people in the background
3 is great. but 4 – is girlicious.
WHAT THEY’RE THINKING:
Jennifer: “For f*cksakes, hurry up and take me home. Shaking this big ass is hard work and I’m getting tired”
Jeff: “Maintain…maintain…don’t look at her… Oh God, I’m gonna hurl”
Carl: “SECURITY!”
With the surgery completed the new batch of clones will be ready to integrate into mainstream society
Photo taken at Deaf and Blind School Senior Prom
The only thing scarier than dancing zombies are the unibrowed aliens in the back.
And in other news, the Zombie dance festival kicked off this week…
Awww, how cute! They’re just trying SO hard!
We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!
Friends dont let your white friends dance drunk.
This public service announcement was sponsored by Brothers Against Drunken Dancing (B.A.D.D.)
Down Syndrome never looked so fun.
Upon being shown numerous pictures depicting many scenes similar to the one shown above the Catholic church has changed their position and now strongly supports the use of condoms.
Next week on VH1′s ‘Where are they now’, we’ll take you to catch up with some old friends that used to frolic and play with a special purple dinosaur. That’s right, find out what happened to the child extras that made Barney even more annoying! NEXT WEEK on… V H 1!
The Special Olympics Prom!!
I’m so drunk, I’m so drunk…D-R-N-U-K (sung in a Homer voice).
Heidi and Spencer pratt are trying to stop more leaked photos from they’re high school days…
i am sam ..bitch
The fact that Jeff was born without eyes was normally benificial when following his best friend Igor to his “hot slut” parties.
Wooooooo… Pre-game Special Olympics. Uhhhh Has anyone seen my wheelchair?
ecstacy real does have a chemical that makes you dance like a prick.
Can you dance the ‘never invited to a party again’ dance?
There were no winners at the chess club’s annual Keys in the Fishbowl Party
This one time…at band camp…
wtf? they’re thinking of being cool like zombie dancers
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats…
The apprehended polygamist’s kids celebrate their chance at being ‘normal’.
omg….Bitter beer face has struck again!!!!!!!!
This week on Tard Party USA!
Auditions for backup dancers for the new Britney Spears’ video were held in Kentwood, Louisiana over the weekend.
Students at Clemson University take advantage of the legalization of Absinthe. Head football coach Tommy Bowden attempts to get the bartender’s attention for another shot.