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So that’s where illegals come from.
Hey, a peanut!
oprah stop eating your silverware.
MORE LUBE!!!
It had been 4 days since Randy was swallowed whole. He was grateful the ordeal was almost over.
I still can’t find the remote?
Do they really need the lookout guy?
yyyaaayyy!!! this slide rocks who`s next??
Mexican military attempting a U.S invasion with a Trojan Elephant…it worked for the Greeks?
So this is how Blue Man Group was created.
The Republican platform just is not resonating with voters this year.
Can you hear me now? Good
Emilio looked away in frustration. It was HIS turn to play doctor with Jumbo.
Guy holding the tail “OOHHH, I got next!!!!!”
Why and the hell did I ever leave barber college.
Why in the hell did I ever leave barber college.
Shit! I told you guys to get me a MECHANICAL elephant!
Behold the majesty that is child birth.
elephant : but i poop from there !
tail holder with deep voice : not right now you don’t !
Dan was NOT going to lose this year’s “Team Hide-and-Seek” competition.
I needed to freshen up after an evening with Paris Hilton.
One in hole!!
You don’t even look me in the eyes when you make love to me anymore . . .
The guy you only see half of is actually Kurt Angle – 10 seconds after the shot for the game cover. In retrospect, it probably was a mistake to have booked a zoo instead of a photographer’s studio.
Take the garbage out, clean the garage,cut the grass, the wife will never find me in here.
yeah, right there .. climb up the butt, then slide out the penis head!
Johnny Cash – I’ve been everywhere … he realy meant it.
Pictured: John McCain getting in touch with his GOP roots.
Despite reports to the contrary, the sun actually does shine in here
Marco? …Marco?
David Blaine prepares for his next stunt – living for a week in Oprah’s ass.
The actual moment when Obama’s political career was really launched!
I think Roger is taking the whole ” Your keys are always the last place you look ” thing a little to seriously
This isn’t where i parked my car…
It’s a good thing Wallace hired Bob to hold the elephant’s tail; otherwise, Rick would never have agreed to do the job.
Verizon Wireless guy takes it to an extreme… “Can you hear me now?”
In the end feeding Dumbo garbage bags turned out to be a bad idea.
When McCain said he looked everywhere to find a running mate, he meant it.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 3 – Elephant Farm
Preparation for scene 4: Camouflage Extraordinaire
3 guys, 1 elephant!!!
Operation Dumbo Drop!
First the bidet. Now a midget with a scrub bush. What will they think of next?
No, no, no… I said little Timmy is trapped in the well.
“holy shit” i found Osama bin Laden…
Fuck this shit hole of a job.
On the other end, the elephant is drawing a picture of herself with her trunk.
You put your WEED in HERE!
Elvis!
I knew you were alive all the time
how did you get ahold of pictures of brittany giving birth? ZING!
The sad part is the elephant is still tighter then Paris Hilton…..
I’ve heard of getting into your job, but this is rediculous!!!!
…98, 99, 100, here I come!
Nice idea, Bob, but your legs are showing.
What Would You Rather:
Stick your head in an elephants ass VS. Do Brooke Hogan
Stick your head in an elephants ass 98% votes 9,182 total
Do Brooke Hogan 2% votes 18 total
Make haste, Achilles. Troy must be burned to the ground…
Soon after disney laid Dumbo off.. he followed in the foot steps of many other washed up actors and began starring in low budget pornography..
Guys! He said Lehman’s shit, NOT, let me in this shit!
WORLD NEWS:
Scientists in Africa have discovered new methods of gestational surrogacy in an attempt to counteract HIV/Aids related birth.
Again, it’s still better than riding the bus.
and Al Sharpton was born
Not Johna and the whale but Jose and the elephant.
So that’s how republicans are made!!
i told you “mayate” mom said student and learn some career
I feel bad for the guy on the right, he needs attention too. I guess putting a stick up there will do for now.
HolyTaco’s hierarchy is quite clear in this photo: Photographer = Cory….Ass Miner = Justin.
Well, it seems we found the problem. There’s an asshole stuck in it’s asshole.
No Bill, I said you got your head stuck up YOUR ass!!
when you say extra large condoms you really get that
Love you guys!! but i dont want a “write a caption” for this… i want you guys to tell me what the hell this guy is doing up an elephant’s ass? Does he have goggles on? And what exactly is he looking for in there? And what are the other guys “supervising.”
I’m really kind of shocked you guys didnt run with this one…
Hilarious….
“The guy at the border said we can get a green card up this elephants ass and I REALLY want to go to Disney World.”
oh sh*t.
You can get a good look at a T-bone by looking up your butcher’s ass… No, wait, it’s got to be your bull.
Bob looked everywhere for the remote control. Everywhere.
Jeffrey had no idea how hard it would be to work for the Republican Party.
I really admired Bert’s drive to become a veterenarian.
Finally proof that Ahab was right: being shat out of a giant mammal is way worse than being vomited.
Britney’s surgeon practising her a liposuction…
They finally figured out what Petunia the elephant uses for tampons.
david blaine and his ASSistants prepare for his next disappearing act.
“I know I left my cell phone around here somewhere. Hey Phil, think you can reach around the left nut there and see if you see it?”
Echo… Echo…echo…
“Let me take a look under the hood” (sluuuuurp) “Yeah, I can inseminate that.”
Miguel successfully curtails his excitement as the success of the world’s first solar-powered elephant clone emerges.
You ain’t shitting me, are you?
“I miss the days when people just stick crack ballons in THEIR OWN butt “
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE ELEPHANT!!!
CNN: This just in….the Republicans choose……Robocop for their next presidential hopefull!!
How bout that for a prostate exam?
Ladies and Gentlmen, you are witnessing the birth of a nation.
Despite Boba having just had a normal, healthy 200-pound baby, there was something very strange about the afterbirth.
I can’t believe this ride was an “E” ticket.
Well looky there, a Trojan Elephant!
Rumor has it they are gateways to alternate universes.
So that’s how they make peanut butter…
I never thought I’d say this but I miss prison
“Wrong hole, WRONG HOLE!”
What the hell have you been feeding that thing?!
They say hindsight is 20/20 but all I saw was shit.
I can’t see shit in here! Wait…let me rephrase that.
Republicans attempt to clean up party by getting their heads out of their ass.
Say whatever you wont, but what would you do if you had a jealous wife,
and an elephant ate your wedding ring?????
Guy on the right: Best Rock-paper-scissors win EVER
“They say hindsight is 20/20 but I can’t see shi…wait I definetely see shit.”
“…so I was trying to make a good impression on my new boss and worked real hard to finish up all of my work early. Once I was done, I went up to him and asked if he had anything else that he needed me to do for him…FAMOUS LAST WORDS.”
Sh*t Happens…
“Hey Ya’ll, watch this!”
“Have you found my watch yet?”
Intel Inside….
“You put your whole body in and you shake it all about”
Where’s my wife?
Next time I’ll just take the butchers word on it.
I think I left my dignity in here.
Smells like teen spirit.
“Congratulations, Samoa Joe. You’re 3 months pregnant!”
“Hey guys! Guys!! Let’s crawl into the elephants ass!”
I kissed an elephant and liked it!!
when they said I was aiding the fertilisation of an elephant I didn’t realise I was the sperm!!
Exclusive photos of Rosie O’Dennell getting her colonic. Shockingly they found Tom Cruise stuck up her ass.
Republican Party: An elephant, and and old white guy with his heads up it’s ass.
Little did Apu know that being a mechanic in India included work on ALL modes of transportation.
“I never signed up for shit shit.”
“If I only would have known I wouldn’t have thrown his cellphone in to that cage”
Who’s the shithead now?
Funniest thing at this pic are the other two guys. The one holding the elephant’s tail, like the guy stuck in the elephant’s ass would give a damn if he gets hit by that tail; and then the other guy, lookin’ with a “Tomorrow’s my turn” face xD
What the fuck? How am i supposed to masturbate to this?
So THAT’s where the GOP has been hiding Ron Paul.
Nope, your keys aren’t here either.
seriously?
McCain – Palin 2008
Next on the Discovery Channel: Deadliest Felch
Guy standing to the right says to the photographer in an upset voice, “Yeah, He’s got my flashlight.”
I think I found my keys!
Do you need a flashlight?
This is a spanish version of the “french tickler”.
Is it a picture of a head full of shit or a shit full of head?
Juan, winner of the “win a date with Pamela Anderson” contest, prepares for the opportunity to re-enact Tommy Lees cock.
Oh man he’s so drunk! Ok, just lift up his legs and push… That’s it! Man, he’s going to sooo pissed when he wakes up!
Come on in Miguel, there’s plenty of room for more in here. America here we come!!
God! it’s dark in here. Can someone pass me a box of matches?
And you thought your job sucked?
you see?
this is the reason why the P.E.T.A hippies are wrong,
inter-species sex doesnt look like it feels good…
but what should i know, ive never tried it…..
and so, the next republican leader was spawned…
god bless america.
…and I thought the smelled bad on the outside!
“Well Mr. Elephant, at least you can tell your wife that your head isn’t shoved up here as she claims it to be.”
Bob! I found your clarient!
I don’t think that the geocache is in there neil…
MORAL TO THE STORY? Don’t Hold On So Tight Ta Yer NUTS!!!
“HEY, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE- AT LEAST HE SHITCHA OUT “FEET FIRST!”
I knew I shoulda taken that job with National Geographic!!
I knew I shoulda worn my “Dungarees”!!!
Ready or not, here I come!!!
“Not fer nothin’, but I’m gettin’ real tired of this shit…”
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And once again John Mcain proves he will do anything for his country…and already has…
Bullying in the workplace. Gives me the shits!
Ralphy? WTF your mom told not to play in the elephants ass anymore!
Well, we got the “one in the stink,” but I’ll be damned if both of us can fit in this elephant’s vagina. Zoo porn is just too demanding
Miguel looked at the camera with contempt as he knew it was his turn tomorrow, and as luck would have it, Stephen was wearing the last clean elephant ass-foil suit.
Junior, how many times do I have to tell you?! This isn’t where we put the pots and pans!
The last thing he said was “My wife wants me to get more familiar with the other hole.”
Check it out man, I’ll give you an Elephant and half a man for the price of just an Elephant.
I’d do anything to get the taste of his wife’s food out of my mouth too.
Is your pet eating things it’s not supposed to? Rectal Rooter’s has you covered! Give us a call today!
CIA Intel has finally determined the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden, and George W. wants to be the first on the scene.
Another Republican Is Born.
Operation Dumbo Drop. The true story.
Whose brain is the size of a peanut????
Shoot, someone is coming, act natural.
I just had to lose my wedding ring!!
I should have called in sick today!
Unvieling of Disney World’s newest attraction, Dumbo’s Fantastic Voyage.
allright boys I’m going in!!!!!
Ribbed, for her pleasure.
Found em! There are my keys.
Or
Verne Troyer and now Dumbo…
Everything was going well with the exam until he lit a match to see better.
It was a sad day at the circus when the famous shooting a man out of a canon act had a tragic misfire.
Hazing the new guy has gone way, way to far, sincerly zoo managment.
I can’t wait to tell him that’s the wrong elephant.
Um, Can you see me know??
Sherwin Williams workers, show the determination they have to get the color exactly right. Here, we see an unidentified worker collecting data for what Sherwin Williams believes will be a new Top 10 color worldwide, ‘Inside an Elephants Ass’.
Aliens probe elephants now?
Though seldom photographed, the Ramajam Peanut Butter Miners Of India, (shown here), bound by tradition, still work as their predecessors had for hundreds of years.
“Dr Livingstone, I presume?”
Hector, I am beginning to think you have been leaving your keys in there on purpose…
Hey Pedro, you know you can clean his tusks from the other side?
Don’t you hate it when you can’t find your keys??
The circus industry had hit an all time low
Jesus, somebody get Dr. Phil out, Oprah has to be on set in five.
This week on Animal Planet… Where Republicans really come from.
And you thought you had a shitty job?
Excuse me, Mr. Blaine? Ya it’s been 72 hours already.
This week in the news: With all friends present to see him off, Andy Dick returns home.
I was wondering where my watch went…
Now I’d heard MC Hammers career was in the dumps, but this is unexpected!
“Yep, your crankshaft is definitely busted.”
And Chuck Norris strikes again… That Son of a Bitch.
with the rising costs of fuel clown cars just aren’t in the circus budget anymore, so now the clowns pile into the elephants.
Remember kids, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
Is this is where I redeem my Xbox 360 TNA game?
with the iraq war coming to a close focus now turns back to the hunt for osama
Man, guard duty just isn’t what it used to be.
I find it ironic TNA Impact is the prize being given for some sucker Impacting The Nasty Angle
Apou reaches in to select the winning lotto ticket.
Clay Aiken making the most of his visit to the San Diego Zoo.
Please Jumbo, Don’t Hurt ‘Em!
Justin: Cory! Goddammit stop fucking around. We haven’t posted anything in 4 hours.
“I found BILLY!”
Now where did I leave my watch?
ButtSeks.
A scene from the next Police Academy
Elephant Love = Body Glove
The search for Steve Fosset still continues.
Bob is practicing for his encounter with Paris Hilton.
“Rock is like a paperweight, he says. Since when does Rock beat Paper?! Son of a B****!!”
“….after Dirty Jobs was cancelled, Mike Rowe and the crew had to find work elsewhere”
If you think that’s bad, you should see how many people are still in there!
George W. Bush researching his next foreign policy speech.
CIRCUS ELEPHANT GIVES BIRTH TO WORLD’S TALLEST MAN.
A new method of human smuggling was found today at the Mexican border, when agents pulled over this elephant because the driver was acting suspicious.
Well THERES your problem!
Somebody, please pull the elephant’s finger
Actually… I can tell you from personal experience at hain played this game when it came out, that shoving my upper body into an elephant’s rectal cavity is far more worthwhile of an activity than playing this awful fucking TNA Impact game.
But Midway is bankrupt now because of pieces of shit like this, so at least epic failure does have repercussions.