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goomba goomba goopie dee doo this is what a tanning salon will do to you.
guys) we’re hot!!
girls) yeah, flaming hot
The boys thought the dirty sanchez they pulled was funny that one time. But these ladies will always remember the vacation they replaced the SPF 100 with Crisco. Later they told the boys they wanted seafood and suggested Red Lobster and pointed and laughed for an uncomfortably long time!
Guys: knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there….
Guys: bananna… knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there!!!!???
Guys: knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there….
Guys: Bananna… knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there!!!!???
Guys: Orange…
Girls: Orange Who?
Guys: Orange-you-glad-I-didn’t-say-Bananna?
Who knew lube was good for tanning?
Oompa Loompas go to the prom.
Sue and Lisa were just glad their boyfriends finally had jobs. Even if it was the illegal dumping of hazardous waste.
left guy: im hungry.
right guy: just wait a few more minutes. then well have some nice roastbeef in hell.
Just another night at the Roxbury.
Both girls were shocked to learn that they had given themselves to a couple of frauds. “They said that they were Tiger Woods and Wesley Snipes.” Cried one victim.” Look at the picture, you can see why we were fooled…”
Prom night at Gitmo
yeah we’re douches
THE AMBIGIOUSLY GOOMBA DUO!!
In 20 years these girls will look back at their prom photos and realize why they became lesbians.
Darth Maul (left) and his brother Frank Maul (right) take time away from bowing to the Sith Lord’s every command to enjoy their last high school prom.
This is just ridiculous. I can’t even say anything about this picture that could possibly do it justice. I don’t have a PS2 anyway.
We are going to be the most ball’n ass pimps at prom with this new tanning lotion, now rub it in good.
The annual “Satan in Satin” ball went off without a hitch this year in Boca.
Willy Wanka: The Guido Version
You’d blush too if your prom dates were known as “The Taco Twins”.
thats right, bitches love the redface.
Now that high school’s over, we can go to work at the Chocolate Factory full time!
DUDE!!!!! This minstrel act at the prom will SOOOOOO get us laid. Chicks dig Black guys.
“Tanning salon? What’s a tanning salon? THERE’S NO SUCH TING A TANNING SALON, got me?”
Dawn of the Dead: Prom Edition.
WTF!!!!
Regret- 15 years from now they’ll have it!
wtf u picked the dumbest shit again.
dude1: dude i told these bitchs would lick reggiano off our faces.
dude2:hell yeah Bro, hi5! now lets go Arnold fuck them
dude1&dude2(sametime): AWWWWW…SHIITT
Dude, let’s ditch our dates and go get off to ourselves.
Warning: Guy-on-guy sex may lead to discoloration of the skin.
Welcome to Loompaland, NJ
1. No girls you don’t sit on the douche, you use it.
2. The above picture is why abortion is legal.
3. the above picture is why some animals eat their young.
Dude, let’s hit the tanning beds in our bikinis before prom, bro. It’s the totally straight thing to do.
Oompa-Loompa……… dooopedy dummies
You know how I know you’re gay? You can have a hottie on your lap and still look like a total fag.
The JR Whopper has nohing on THE SPICY TENDERCRISP TWINS!!!!!
white people always wanna be black.
Too orange don’t make it right.
Guido the other tan meat…
wait till these chicks see our Purple Shlongs.
you can keep the game. i dont want to go out and buy an old ass system, when i got ps3 nigga
“Why does it smell like Italian sausage in here?”
Try Drakkar Noir’s NEW Prosciutto Self Tanning Kit. Now you can look like every goomba’s favorite lunch meat.
There is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfuly in tight slacks! We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
Seriously Bro, My Aunt runs a tanning salon, we’ll look f*cking awesome for prom.
Oompa, Oompa, Oompa dee doo, I have some drunk prom bitches for you.
Look, it’s Mr. eraser head and his brother!
The spawn of Satan first decide to lay two virgians before devouring the earth.
red, the other white meat.
Oompa Loompas Gone Wild!
ay azzhole, count to three then take the picture..you make me look like an azzhole cuz you always have me with my freakin eyes closed in every goddamn picture, u know what i meankia??
Prom from doucheville high
cuz, i told u this girl im bringing to the prom was mint…
dude1: were totally gonna Cock these Bitch’s, then crush there pussys.
Dude2:after our Sister get off our laps, and bring in our Real dates, the pizza face girls
DDDDDDDooooooooooooccccccccccchhhhhhheeeeeee Bag alert
WebMD
Dick in the Ass Symptoms :
1) face turns red
2) lovers face turns red
One (1) vote for “Guido the other tan meat” Zomg so funny. My2Cent
I FORGOT TO LEAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS…SORRY…PHREEZERFRESH@AOL.COM
You know the hardest thing about having a tan this sweet?
Telling your parents your gay.
These guys must be rich.
BREAKING STORY “Two men mauled by Jesus before Prom”
The Oompah Loompah brothers are gonna score tonite!
“God give up or your angels will meet our mr. devil horn”
Submission 1:
They should have a reality show where they dump these guys off in Compton
Submission 2: These people are an embarrassment to douche bags everywhere.
Submission 3: What the hell are they thinking?
Thing 1 “It says just use a drop each week until desired color is achieved.”
Thing 2 ” But the proms tomorrrow night.”
Thing 1 “Let’s just use the whole bottle on our faces, I’m sure it will look cool.”
We got this still photo on the set of SOUL MAN 2….its the gotti bros first feature.
A lady should always douche before an important evening out.
Apparently chicks do like black cocks…
Guy (right): So…The “Blue Man Group” wouldn’t take us in.
Guy (left): Yea, so like, we formed our own group!
Yo Tony, wanna ditch these broads and go snort some more or their birth control pills?
The guy on the right is still excited about the giants winning the superbowl.
The guy on the left is embarassed he is from Jersey
When John Gotti’s Daughter has sex with an oompa loomp. this happens.