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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Unreal Tournament III

Write a caption of the above photo and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III. You’ve played Unreal. This is the third version of it. Which means it’s three times better than the first version.  Here’s what it looks like.

Send your captions to the comments section. Winners will be notified via email by HolyTaco.com. Go get ‘em, Tigers.

25 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Unreal Tournament III"

  1. Different Nathan than the guy above... says:

    Oooooo, You touch my tra la la. My ding ding dong!

  2. Tim says:

    Rice ain’t free

  3. Alex says:

    Believe it or not, this is what the apocalypse will look like.

  4. martin says:

    Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro …I’M STEVE AND THIS IS LIL NED…AND WE’RE GOING TO SHOW HOW YOU HOW USING A MAGN—-…..shit…….fuck ……no charlie i cant man …i just cant ….call my agent ..i dont care…i cant do this.

  5. Josh says:

    And thus, the attempt and cloning borat was a complete and utter failure. The pain ravaged scientists left the building leaving behind the twisted, mutated, ugly subjects.

  6. Tony says:

    Sack and Nut are the new Ambiguously Gay Duo!

  7. What you mean we rook licdiculous? Fark you!

  8. Matty says:

    “And now for our next trick, we will use these magnets to pull the thongs out of our asses!”

  9. jdb121999 says:

    Now cumming out of the closet: The Super Nutty Magnetic Dildo Brothers!

  10. Nathan says:

    In a rare show of solidarity, the two Koreas send joint representatives to the International Science and Engineering fair in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

  11. vickyl says:

    Though not as popular as Voltron, the heroes of Diltron enjoy cult status in Japan.

  12. jess says:

    The Ambiguously Gay Duo discover they’ve under-dressed for their segment on Sesame Street.

  13. Peter says:

    These guys… oh fuck it, I can’t take it anymore, keep the game.

  14. Tim says:

    In a monumental scientific breakthrough, the Japanese have made the first fully operational nano-bots. These two will be used for colon exploration and repair and are equipped with high powered magnets to aid them in the removal of toxic heavy metals once inside the colon.

  15. rang tang ding dong says:

    Kikuge no somo genki hamachi tsu da desu ka?

    Ha, ha. Eeay, somi to kude nagishi masu.

    (TANG!!!!!)

  16. スープ 古い衣服 says:

    愚かがあってはいけない。あなたの母は遅い列車ã‚’運転する。

  17. angel says:

    Very Nice. Borat makes sexy time

  18. freinthecity says:

    You’re not supposed to punch it!

  19. josh says:

    Neverland ranch rocks!

  20. yvette says:

    “HAHAHAHAHA……..THEY SAY ASIAN MEN HAVE A SMALL PENIS….GIVE ME MAGNET..HAHAHAHA

  21. rickyc says:

    Is this where the audition is for the “New Skittles” commercial is?

  22. rickyc says:

    Just trying to see how many times I could put “is” in my caption

  23. rickyc says:

    Is this where the audition for the “New Skittles commercial is being held?

  24. thomas says:

    He excited cause he get 2 fingers tonight!

  25. Jon says:

    I put magnet in my pants to show me have wood!


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