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The children didn’t want any more siblings, so they made their move to stop their statue father from banging their statue mother
The original child training scene from 300.
Damn Kids!!!!!!! Always getting in the way!!!
Sadly, Captain Morgan lost it after finding his clothes missing, his bottle stolen, his hair cut,…. and a few new mistakes from his drunken exploits.
You are…. not the father!
Fuck my life…….
Always a crowd favorite in the ancient coliseum the sport did lose some luster though after the invention of the dodge-”ball”.
NOOOOO….I said teenage boys
When you can take on 1000 5 year olds at a time in a fight you get a statue created in your honor.
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
Dad teaches the kids that a dogpile right before shower time is unacceptable.
Why can’t they invent condoms already.
Soviet sculptor Zair Azgur’s Chernobyl commemorative statue “áþõôøýøõýýðѠýþóð üûðôõýцð” (loosely translated as “Conjoined Baby Foot”)
*lands a front kick and a back punch combo*
child support is for pussies.
Though early matches showed promise and delivered mild amusement, experts would later determine that if organized combat as a sport was to survive, weight classes would be a necessity.
“HULK SMASH BABY!!”
The Living Statue at Buckingham Palace had taken the term “Baby Juggling” to a whole new level.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
I’ve had enough of these mutherfuckin babies all over my motherfuckin lawn!
“The 1000 nations of the Pregnant Empire descend upon you! Our babies will BLOT OUT THE SUN!”
“Then we will fight in the shade.”
so cool, i will uploaded this to tall dating site—T a l l m i n g l e . c o m— to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.
Soon to be a hit movie staring Steven Seagal.
The little demons took his clothes and turned him to stone but they’ll never take his dignit … wait is that bird shit, ah f*&k.
Free Hat!
Up, Left, R2, R2, Down, HP,HP,HP….
T.O.’s touchdown celebration with his sons peewee team got a little out of hand.
Statue
“The little guy just wanted his penis back”
Its raining babies Hallelujah! Its raining babies!
Michael Jackson’s lawn decorations.
Statue commemorating Depleted Uranium (DU) deformed babies in Iraq.
Matrix: Reloaded – The Greco-Roman Version
Damn you, defective condoms!
It is a little-known fact that the game of “Kick The Baby” of South Park lore was actually an event in the Ancient Olympics.
Child support…The hell with child support
Hestia was the Greek God of Fertility. Here we see her husband, Test-tee-clees, who is sick of the bitch always being knocked up.
Believe it or not this is actually a rarely seen glimpse into the childhood of
Fedor Emelianenko. Youd be a badass too if you grew up like this.
Boston’s answer to Philadelphia’s Rocky Statue.
a new a should have kept my pants on!!!!
This photo was taken outside the NAMBLA headquarters; it is the greek god Pediphilious.
Naked baby toss, coming to the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics.
Gulliver breaks loose and gives those perverted Lilliputians a well deserved beat down.
“OK OK! I’ll pay you the child support just get these damn kids off of me!”
Must…fend…off…killer…babies.
The original artists concept for the Cloverfield monster.
Wow HGH really can have a strange effect on your body.
Wooten suddenly realized, “maaan, I ain’t going to be punting ALL these babies!”
THIS…IS….SPARTA
soccer training …
And so Abortion Man annihilated the last remnants of the Unwanted Baby Militia.
Damn it, where are my pants? Why is my penis so small? Where the hell did these kids come from?
Fathers for Justice: 52BC
This…is…ROMPER ROOM!
In honor of K-Fed, Father of the millenium.
Child support is a bitch
The Patron Saint of 20-something Men.
Jim was the first martyr for Prochoice.
and this is what the thinking man finally decided.
I have had it with these motherfucking babies on my motherfucking back!
Where was “To Catch a Predator” on this one?
Why does it rain infants everytime I go outside buck naked?
Child abuse. Shit just got real.
Another reason Dance Dance Revolution is harmful to today’s youth.
Brad Pitt 2012
This sculptor can’t read he got this statue of Michael Jackson all wrong… kiss not kick
Though the historical society found it offensive, they couldn’t thwart Arnold Schwarzenegger’s attempt to place his “Kindergarten Cop” commemorative bronze statue in the front lawn of California’s Governors’ Mansion.
the final scene from a not released version of “The Fantastic Four Babies: Von-Doomed in the shower”
“I told them I’m allergic to children! Why didn’t they just listen to me and make the damn robe out of velvet?!??!”
DAMN YOU SUPER GLUE, DAMN YOU!!
A tribute to the founding father of dead baby jokes
The sequal to Iron Man was kind of a let down.
FUCK YOU CHRIS HANSEN!!!
John had no other option when a band of wild babies tried to steal his penis.
A statue in honor of Michael Jackson’s anger.
This Statue represents Canada’s final battle for freedom from the native babies who inhabited the land for many years. The statue is of Norm McDonald, the one and only man Canada has ever produced.
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking plane!”
A new hokey pokey rendition: “You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you grab yourself some babies and you shake em all about…”
The ancient greek sport of baby hacky sac. Don’t drop the baby!
In the form of a motivational poster:
CHILD ABUSE
Yup. Still Hilarious.
“When I wished to be a “babe magnet” this is not what I had in mind”
commemorating all the lives lost in the tragic greek baby riots… moment of silence please
“the day it rain infants”
This is not as bad as it looks. He is simply tenderizing the meat… the other other white meat.
Holy Sheet! It’s big foot!
“Now my genitals will always be rock hard, but my penis is flacid!!! I’m not going to be able to have any more kids!!! …..now BE GONE!!”
Dammit! I give up, there heads really do get mushy after the 5th frame
dang; this is pretty sweet hexagon I’m standing on.
The truly horrifying part of this is just off frame… Van Gogh’s ill-fated war machine: The Baby Trebuchete
How NOT to juggle babies…
I told you I could take on a pack of wild babies!!!
The secret lives of willy wonka and his oompa loompas
Though Uncle Joe was normally a nice guy, the tequilla and too many children at the family’s reunions always made for a precarious situation.
I don’t have anything funny to write about this image, I just want someone to tell me who this super-human child abuser is and where this role model has been immortalized in statue form.
Their can only be one king of the little dicks!
MINE IS BIGGER! BRUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET E’M OFF!!! GET E’M OFFFF!!!!!
Juggling the kids and i still have a leg to clean the house with. Told her i could do it, That whining bitch shouldn’t be complaining so much!!
These are NOT Spartan babies!!!
Never ask for more cereal when he’s around.
ROFL LOOK WHAT I CAN DO LOL MAN THIS DOESNT EVEN LOOK RIGHT
INCOMING!!!!!
Pro-Choice!!!!!
janet renos dance party.
“Leave me my children, you are making the size of my dick look bad.”
Dat Baby dont look like me!
The first statue celebrating prohibition
“Zombie babies seeking to castrate the dead beat dad!”
Dads last thoughts:
#6.) Anti-Abortion Bitch!
#5.) What ever happened to population-control?
#4.) When I was little and dreamt of my sausage being eaten, this wasn’t what I had in mind?
#3.) So she told me get naked, turns out she’s more of a freak then I thought, it wasn’t what I mean’t by ‘Invite some of your friends’!
#2.) Damn polution, fucking global warming! Zombie Feed-us! (fetus!)
#1.) If I had to do it all again, I’d still fuck her, and make her a Morning After Pill breakfast!
Oh jesus I hope this isn’t one of those “To catch a predator” set-ups!
The front of Nambla’s new hall of fame of naked man/boy lover wrestling association.
“No, I have the smallest one!”
George realized that his attempts at juggling babies was not going as well as he had hoped.
“I SAID NO MORE MONKEES JUMPING ON THE BED!”
FUCK BABIES!
They said the job was Bouncer…Who knew
Life in the fast lane
Statue reads: “Welcome to Central University of Pedophilia. Here at C.U.P. we value the privacy and education of the youthful world.”
Pedofile Cure: “As we all know covering your subject with what he loves most will cure him of his disease. Think about it like chocolate cake, if you eat hundreds of pieces of chocolate cake you get sick of it and never want it again.”
-Dr. Ruebintueg-
A statue commemorating the very first episode of “Jon and Kate plus 8″
Even in greek times …they had they had the jerry springer “are you the daddy show”.
She said she was on the pill aahhhhhh
Let rock our with our cocks out
I am the King at double over-the-head baby jerking off-ing!!! HOOOOOO!!!
How Brad Pitt really feels.
Today the city of Los Angeles unveiled a statue to bring the latino and african american communities together by show casing one thing both communities have in common, dead beat dads.
These little bastards are covered in glue!!
Penis envy can escalate to violence really fast.
The statue was unveiled at the grand opening of the Nambla MMA academy
Hey! Holy Taco. I haven’t been contacted about winning last week yet. What’s up.
Someone is bound to lose an eye….hopefully its not on the……well you know
” The worst Mushroom Trip ever Recorded”
Congratulations!!!!!! You’re NOT the father!!!!!!
I Fucking Love PCP!
NO, No, NO! I Said I wanted four naked BABES, NOT FOUR NAKED BABIES!
Childabusiclese: Great God of Infant Education
” Get away from me, you little cock-suckers !”
Roman Polanski throws a temper tantrum.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Hey DonnyG I never got nothing either when I won. It’s a scam!
“I can’t believe they let me in baby UFC just for saying I have Patch Adams disease”
My friend and I cam up with some great titles for this statue.
here’s our top 3:
“I’ve always been good with kids”
“first day at juggling school”
“jack daniels – not just a breakfast beverage anymore” or ” “Jack Daniels discipline”
Some runners up:
“man fights oppression”
“God’s version of abortion”….
“don’t tread on me”
“Strangest Day Of My Life”
“and then things went horribly wrong…”
“first week at Priest School”
Statue at the entrance to the Michael Jackson Museum. Opening summer of 2020.
Not happy with the bronze babies he ordered on Ebay, Spartacus just loses it.
The statue commemorating the first annual Child Abuse Tournament and Bazaar, Their moto: “Getting a kick out of children!”
statue dedicated to the memory of Ray Johnson: baby fighter
Sometimes i get penis envy too….
“I thought knuckle children were harmless… I didn’t know they grew!?!”
Birth Control.
Kevin Spacey throws a temper tantrum.
Since the statue was placed in front of the Orange County Vasectomy Clinic, business has increased threefold.
Stork Vs the Abortion Ferry
Its raining babies.. A pedophile’s dream.
After realizing how small his penis was, George Bush decides to kill everyone that had a bigger penis than him!!
I underestimated on the amount of babies I would need for this live baby tracksuit…
or
YOUR MOTHER JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY?!?!?! ACT NATURAL!!!!!
Maury Pauvich be damned!!! I don’t care what he said, I am NOT the father!!!
Statue:
“Im too sexy for these kids, too sexy for my kids,Kids need to leave.
Im too sexy to pay child support, too sexy for child support, So much money it hurts.’
What does a brother have to do to get to his babies mama?!
Honey we’ve got babies again , get the sprayer !
Since when did Michael Jackson get a statue in his honor
The Deadbeat Dad Memorial statue.
Madness…… THIS IS FUUUUUNNNNN
out you guys. someone stole my klein
“See kids? Not my fault. Your mom’s just too fertile.”
“Statue honoring the creation of the unpopular but always fun 4th Trimester Abortion”
‘I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zues and your wild orgies…damn you….”
‘I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zeus and your wild orgies…damn you….”
Nows you all sees my big pee pee pee…
I’m king of the hill, bitches!
Boris loved to bust out his ‘Quadruple Baby Balance’ party trick once in a while.
Penis de Milo
Forget eating babies, this is fucking awesome!
Brad Pitt says, “Today twins…next time Quads!”
drop kick me jesus through the goalpost of life
TGIF!
All them babies from that little wee-wee
And the White Trash Abusive Father of the Year award goes to……….Christian Bale!!!!!
This is the cover of Father Nelson’s New York best seller about his days in the Catholic Church called “It’s Raining Toddlers”
Belicheat Hungary!
ALL YOUR BABES ARE BELONG TO US!
this is what happens when there on budget cuts for ninjas
Shaken baby SYNDROME??!!??!! ………..SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME??!! ILL SHOW SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME YOU MOTHER FU……….
No, no, a thousand times no! This is DAD’s naked time!
*kick* Ugh, the dr said TRIPLETS not quadruplets now get outta here!
Damn babies have bigger dicks than i do
I am IRON MAN!!!
George didnt react well when he realized the taunts of “baby-penis” were in fact true.
Metalman always cursed the day he wished to be a babe magnet.
Just how old is Michael Jackson?
Little did Steve know, his maternity ward rampage was captured for all time by Michelangelo who happened to be at the hospital for a routine physical.
I’ve had it with these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking lawn!
your mother left me because of you asses
That… is a lot of spartan rejects…
And who would of thought that the deleted scene from Hellboy would leak onto the internet as the failed staute scene (hellboy on the man’s foot) did not make it into the movie
Gary Glitters remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds proved to be a flop.
how is this supposed to make my penis larger?….DAMN U INTERWEBZ!!
Statue in Dallas erected at site of “Cheaters” episode gone bad.
Statue erected at an upscale Vasectomy/Abortion clinic entitled: “Kick the Habit!”
A new statue honoring Pope Benedict outside the Vatican’s day care center.
You would be beating children to death too if i had such a small penis.
This is how mike Tyson trains. He also kicks midgets.
They trained like this for football back in the old days.Demetri was always the best punter.
MURRY(POVICH),THEY DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY AINTS MINE.
“HULK SMASH!”, John took the movie to heart.
fuk trophys
This statue was ERECTED in honor of the “To catch a predator” msnbc series!!
67,68,69,70 Keep Uppey, Yea take me on I’m the World Baby keep Uppey Champ
Though many of his close friends saw promise in what would come to be known as his masterpiece “David”, it was, in the end, advised to Michaelangelo that “perhaps it best that the final version not include the naked children.”
Biosphere 2..above ground, naked, and the little naked siblings of the 1st lil bitches you tried to kill. only for the xbox360 (gay version available).
“After years of controversy, Micheal Jackson hoped to have a career comeback by adapting Dr.Seuss’s classic “Hop on Pop” into a major motion picture, Unfortunately Mr. Jackson insisted on creating a statue in honor of his endeavor.”
so a family goes into a talent agency, the father says to the agent “Have i got an act for you” then the father strips his clothes off and started balancing his infant children on his arms and legs, The shocked agent asks the father what the act is called and the father proudly shouts “the Aristocrats”
I said “when your penis gets larger than mine, I will kick your ass….beyotches”
Damn you all! Maury’s paternity test said I didn’t have to support your asses!
NO I AIN’T YO BABY DADDY!
i have the same problem michael jackson does. for some reason im always beating kids off. with my white weiner out
…and so he confused the rain dance with the baby dance.
Damn it, I told these little bastards before, I will not catch I’m the pitcher.
“I’m not hungry!”
Nooooo! They be stealin mah bucket!
Mmmmm……..delicious..babies……
“Hmmm, I guess it’s not as big as a baby’s arm.”
Man, this superglue is the BEST! Sticks to babies and everything.
Voltron, reimagined by pedophiles.
“So hold on Frank, you’re proposing that Magneto control metal instead of babies? Nobody will buy that..”
Pat wouldn’t let being trapped in a man’s body stop her from enjoying a rite of passage available to all women … and so threw herself a Baby Shower.
When your bathroom window opens to a back alley abortion clinic.
“HEY! THE GOD DAMN DUMPSTER IS 3 FEET TO THE RIGHT!”
Oleg the great champion of the rabid baby invasion of 789
“The Attack of the Clothes Eater Babies ” Coming Soon near you!!!
Robbie feared that his child daycare license was now in serious risk for more reasons than one.
Goal!
Cherubs – always with the damn cherubs!
Rodan’s angry period.
And then there were four!
I”I can’t take anymore babies on the plane!”
NO!!! I am NOT your daddy!
It’s raining todlers and infants and, oh yeah, I am naked.
Next on Maury: Nudists denying parenthood
“Don’t ask questions! Just get these damn things off me!”
35 3rd graders?! Pathetic!
I can defeat a whole ARMY of infants!
Although George was unaware at the time, he had mere moments to enjoy his greatest ass booting to date before succumbing to the imminent and brutal pigmy rape that lied ahead.
I’d stomp, kick and punch my way through Brangalina’s devil army for just one lick of Michelle Collins’ flop sweat.
“Psalm 137:9- Blessed is he who seizes and dashes his children among the rocks.”
Honey, I shrunk my dick.
after 43 beers…… this man did what my dad didnt…. thanks dad :0 xoxo
Chris Hanson has caught another one
GRRAAAAA!! They’re always after me lucky charms!!!
F**k off babies!
o_O….O_o…..o_O……okay kids just as i promised the candy is right this way in the van…..hurry hurry hurrrrrrryyyyyy
Where’s the Aerogaurd?
Terrimus Minimus Phallus, credited with the technological achievement of after-birth control, now widely recognized as a 5th trimester abortion.
Children: Get These God Damn Things Off Of Me
Neo vs. Cloned Mr. Smith Babies.
4th tri-mester abortion
It wasn’t until the mid 1990′s that the Gettysburg Historical Society began to create monuments to the lesser known Commanders of the American Civil War.
What the fuck? Only four of them? That website said I could take four HUNDRED!
The FBI: They will turn you to stone.
Let’s see…she f*cks the UPS guy and I lose the shirt off my back in the divorce…at least I get unsupervised visitation! THERE’s your f*ckin child support…and your f*ckin alimony…
The Struggle Against The Pediatric Legacy That Results From Chronic, Over-Excessive Breeding Reveals The Folly Of Claiming A Flacid, Infantile-Sized Penis Is Incapable Of Impregnation, As Size, However Slight, In No Way Diminishes Potency Of Spermatoza. (With apologies to Robt. Williams)
fuck this, I got work to do.
In Memory of lord Alexander Casear distant relative of Julis Casear who freed his city from their baby overlords in one massive battle in which during he never popped a single boner
ABORTED!
Roe v. Wade, tonight on UFC!
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE… AND I HATE BABIES!
“Chuck Norris is afraid of this guy.”
Irv…I said, “Keep an EYE on the kids!”
Damn! I said babes….BABES!
Those damned County Attorneys and their paternity tests!
talk about balls of steel
My buddy told me to come check the hilarious statue of the dude with the baby/dick, the backslash really needs some representation in speech.
The reality of the Battle of Thermopylae fails to live up to the legend.
Early baby gun test subject.
There can only be one Highlander! Babies cannot defeat me!
All the guys in the office bragged about their high scores…
http://www.howmanynewbornscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could only take four.