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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wipeout Pulse

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Write a caption for this totally cool dude and you can win a copy of Wipeout Pulse for the PSP. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.

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See the winners after the jump.

Winner:
White Devil: After successfully hitting the ramp to make the worlds first wheelchair dunk, Hiroki realized he would still rather have working legs.

Runner Ups:
Class Clown: Of the course the Japanese invented the flying wheel chair, us lazy Americans still have to push ourselves around

Dan: The japanese have finally mastered hydraulic technology. his take off was flawless but his landing wasn’t as promosing. The doctors said he will never walk again

Dean: Christopher “Jordan Reeve

Deebow: Sonofabitch .white men CAN jump .

98 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wipeout Pulse"

  1. thedean says:

    “if at first you dont succeed, try try try (try try try try try try) again”

  2. Grecco says:

    Well at least this dirty hippie is too poor to hold up the line at the airport security check. Your pretty much boned if you have to get into the county court house if your behind this guy though.

  3. DieHippiesDie says:

    “Yo bro, welcome back to Freaks-R-Us, we got some new rings that the govt’ment sent us for free!! Dude so we can pass the savings on to you. Comes in 5 different styles, uranium, cesium, cobalt, plutonium and radium. Personally i think that the ones that glow are tits bro”.

  4. FrogSoda says:

    I have one that I’m not going to show you.

  5. FarBeyond says:

    that is the LAST TIME i drink tequila!

  6. Still-a-hippie says:

    This guy has to be a nemisis to Homeless James Bond 007 Vagabond. And in the end of the episode Homeless James Bond turns in his rings for 5 cents each at the recycling center and buys turky dogs for all his friends. Which of course gets him some “strange” in the very end. (fade out)

  7. Pratik says:

    “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: The Movie”… will they come through or not?

  8. There’s not enough neck piercings.

  9. Chris says:

    Daddy touched me.

  10. X HeadstronG X says:

    Do I….Have something in my teeth?

  11. BDo says:

    Busy guy, he gets a piercing for every set of balls that have hit his chin

  12. Keeblerkahn says:

    Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

  13. James says:

    somewhere, a mother is crying because she has definitely failed.

  14. Ajfromphilly says:

    Jesus said the way to heaven is to be Holy. haha Car crashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  15. Kennyshitpants says:

    What would my life be like now if daddy diddent put his flap jack in my pink pocket???????????? Only can wonder

  16. Juice says:

    “No one understands me” says the product of some obviously potent drugs

  17. Dave says:

    Wow… Kelly Osbourne has really let herself go.

  18. PennyG says:

    News Flash: The Director of Ringling Brothers Barnum and Baily Circus entered rehab today upon the reaction from his newly stylized show “Three Rings of Meth.”

  19. Chad says:

    I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.

  20. Charlie says:

    I’ve come to destroy everything… And ruin your life.. God sent me.

  21. ben says:

    Batman already has a two-face villain, now maybe they could just make it a one-face villain.

  22. Heath Ledger decided to take liberties with his Joker character. …So studio heads killed him.

  23. Jack A Poo says:

    Look what the DRX 9000 did to me…

  24. Seth says:

    see… clowns are scary.

  25. Chris says:

    Oh these ? Yeah … they are tow hooks, so when it gets late I can pull my own head outa my ass! Check out my blue jean jacket!

  26. Dubs says:

    Damn! This happens everytime, my car keys were here just a second ago!

  27. Tim says:

    The best part is the metal detectors at airports…

  28. Timothy Bab says:

    “OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”

  29. Anonymous says:

    Dude….. Why?

  30. Tyler says:

    The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.

  31. jojo says:

    Animals need love too !!!!!

  32. mattsmom says:

    Botswani princess needs a groom……………………..(the other one ran away and hasn’t been seen since) !!

  33. mattjojo224 says:

    Ironman 2………….the Sequel

  34. Michael Loftin says:

    The end result of Uncle Larry touching my penis.

  35. Newt says:

    Somebody hire a clown for your kid’s birthday party?

  36. Rob says:

    Believe me…your parents will love me

  37. Bundy says:

    Dude, Tom got so drunk last night. He passed out on Greg’s couch and we totally fucked with him. You gotta check him out.

  38. Hugh G Rection says:

    Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.

  39. Andrewwwww says:

    Mad! Magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman’s long lost brother….

    ….or a gap toothed junkie lost in Rio.

  40. Eli says:

    “Uh huh.. Wait until you see what’s in my pants. It will blow your fucking mind.”

  41. CB says:

    No child actor ever went further downhill than the once great Rainbow Bright.

  42. Bryanguy says:

    ha haw haw… I like mittens…

  43. RawRaw says:

    I said the Christmas tree, not your face retard!

  44. skoal says:

    It’s only the leopard man’s wife

  45. Turd Ferguson says:

    What, me Worry?

  46. mark says:

    Keith Richards vies for role of metallic, rastafarian Ronald McDonald

  47. Wyatt says:

    Dude, you’ve got something on your face…no other side…

  48. guy says:

    “Take one more step toward me with that magnet and I’ll rip your balls off…Oh it’s just another hunk of metal to shove through my face? Give’r here!”

  49. tree_choppa says:

    looks like amy winehouse has really gone off the deep end this time

  50. chuck shirley says:

    Do you have Prince Albert in a can??

    Well you better let him out!

  51. Razor Sheldon says:

    Yeah, I took a little damage, but you should see the other guy!

  52. i says:

    “my mom made me get them”

  53. cad2bert says:

    RED RUM…………….. RED RUM……………..

    (yeah id need about 30 gallons then…………. um……. no……. never mind)

  54. Hal says:

    Sweet! New Heath Ledger screenshot from the upcoming Batman film!

  55. Scott says:

    Man, I love those redheads… Alright, alright, alright.

  56. Ann Pomi says:

    “I started out as your typical sad, ’90′s-latchkey-goth kid, but then I realized that piercings make me happy. Piercings make me as happy as they make my mom who never loved me sad. I’m showing you, “woman who calls herself mother!” Did you think you could just sacrifice for me and I wouldn’t resent you? I wish my Dad had never left before I was born, I bet he was AWESOME… I bet he loves piercings, don’t you Dad? DAD?”

  57. nightraid says:

    Ronald McDonald and his uphill battle against PCP addiction.

  58. haha says:

    this is a future imagine of one of britney’s kids!

  59. matt pilot says:

    suicide gone wrong

  60. matt pilot says:

    Daddy should have let her get those earrings she wanted when she was 16

  61. skidding says:

    Miraculously, there was one survivor when the arts and crafts store exploded.

  62. Adam S says:

    This mans face resembles what I leave on my bathroom floor after a long night of tequila shots, and feasting on my mother wold famous spaghetti and ball bearing casserole.

  63. PSide says:

    “Does this white scarf bring out the color in my cheeks?”

  64. CynicalBastage says:

    “Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”

  65. Lance says:

    The hoops really tie my face together, do they not? Am I wrong?

  66. Ryan says:

    Like a rhinestone cowboy….and by cowboy I mean retard.

  67. UB says:

    Man this guy is crazy, who still wears a denim jacket?

  68. jack says:

    mrs garrett is that you?

  69. They tryin’ to make me go to Rehab, I said, “NO, NO, NO !! “

  70. Nikki says:

    Should I go darker? I hear they take brunettes way more serious at job interviews.

  71. Jon L says:

    At least he doesn’t have to reach very far to get a ring for his lucky, lucky girl. “Come on honey, just reach up there and pluck one of, your choice!”

  72. John R. says:

    What I really want to do is work with people.

  73. There should be such a thing as “retroactive abortion”

  74. Jackpotman says:

    This is what the future Britney Spears will look like…

  75. Anonymous says:

    Isaac was sick of being mistaken for his identical twin Jacob

  76. Baby Huey says:

    Proof that a bloody coat hanger can fix most of lifes problems!

  77. johnboy says:

    Which came first the tattoo or the piercing?

  78. marty says:

    “i believe you have my stapler?”

  79. Rob says:

    I couldn’t figure out which earrings to wear…so I just wore them all!

  80. merrill says:

    it must always sound like this a-hole has loose change on them when it walks.

  81. bizzle says:

    The spawn of Hell Raiser and Bo-Bo the Clown.

  82. VagaBond says:

    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

  83. BigdaddyJ says:

    You missed a spot.

  84. Michael Loftin says:

    Hey little girl you want some candy?

  85. Peter Meller says:

    Jonny Depp goes too far for the next Pirate’s movie!!!!

  86. Buddy Ice says:

    4 oz. red hair dye
    5 lbs. surgical steel
    2 gallons Mad Dog 20/20
    Mix in blender
    Yields 1 serving of batshit crazy

  87. Joe Mama says:

    Bill takes “tacklebox free” fishing to a whole new level.

  88. Matt Nocifora says:

    The goverment stopped using “Crazy shrapnel bombs” after seeing how much the locals enjoyed it.

  89. steve says:

    Chelsea decides to display her Mardi Gras beads.

  90. tom ryan says:

    Did somebody ring me?

  91. juan says:

    “and 50 years from now Bozo the clown remains un heard of”

  92. ricci says:

    “i was wondering what had happened to Pippi Longstocking” thanks for finding her Holy taco !!

  93. Jen Burgess says:

    “Do you have a little safety pin I could borrow?”

  94. Harkness says:

    After her husband was arrested, Tammy Faye was never the same…

  95. Bostonlongstroke says:

    Nothin’ I’m sure a little Proactive skin care couldn’t knock out. I mean, have you seen their late night infomercials? That shit could strip the paint off your neighbors house, if you applied to your house!

    Believe me, Jessica Simpson looked like Whoopi Goldberg before Proactive. Which explains why she’s the lifetime spokesperson for Proactive. She’s obviously, and understandably, forever indebted to Proactive.

    I think Keeblerkahn gets the win, for the “Maybeline” reference. I’m a grown man who soiled my chair upon reading that gem!

    +1 for KK!

    I also enjoyed the obscure ‘Big Lebowski’ reference, from another member.

  96. Hamp says:

    Pinhead before becoming a V1@GR@ spokesperson….

  97. morty says:

    THS Investigates…Bozo really got deep into meth after the show went off the air, he pocketed all those $100 bills that were in that last bucket that kids just couldnt seem to get, and just went off the deep end…

  98. livin proof says:

    Carrot top at 50 years old steill desperate for attention.