Write a caption for this totally cool dude and you can win a copy of Wipeout Pulse for the PSP. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See the winners after the jump.
Winner:
White Devil: After successfully hitting the ramp to make the worlds first wheelchair dunk, Hiroki realized he would still rather have working legs.
Runner Ups:
Class Clown: Of the course the Japanese invented the flying wheel chair, us lazy Americans still have to push ourselves around
Dan: The japanese have finally mastered hydraulic technology. his take off was flawless but his landing wasn’t as promosing. The doctors said he will never walk again
Dean: Christopher “Jordan Reeve
Deebow: Sonofabitch .white men CAN jump .
“if at first you dont succeed, try try try (try try try try try try) again”
Well at least this dirty hippie is too poor to hold up the line at the airport security check. Your pretty much boned if you have to get into the county court house if your behind this guy though.
“Yo bro, welcome back to Freaks-R-Us, we got some new rings that the govt’ment sent us for free!! Dude so we can pass the savings on to you. Comes in 5 different styles, uranium, cesium, cobalt, plutonium and radium. Personally i think that the ones that glow are tits bro”.
I have one that I’m not going to show you.
that is the LAST TIME i drink tequila!
This guy has to be a nemisis to Homeless James Bond 007 Vagabond. And in the end of the episode Homeless James Bond turns in his rings for 5 cents each at the recycling center and buys turky dogs for all his friends. Which of course gets him some “strange” in the very end. (fade out)
“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: The Movie”… will they come through or not?
There’s not enough neck piercings.
Daddy touched me.
Do I….Have something in my teeth?
Busy guy, he gets a piercing for every set of balls that have hit his chin
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
somewhere, a mother is crying because she has definitely failed.
Jesus said the way to heaven is to be Holy. haha Car crashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What would my life be like now if daddy diddent put his flap jack in my pink pocket???????????? Only can wonder
“No one understands me” says the product of some obviously potent drugs
Wow… Kelly Osbourne has really let herself go.
News Flash: The Director of Ringling Brothers Barnum and Baily Circus entered rehab today upon the reaction from his newly stylized show “Three Rings of Meth.”
I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
I’ve come to destroy everything… And ruin your life.. God sent me.
Batman already has a two-face villain, now maybe they could just make it a one-face villain.
Heath Ledger decided to take liberties with his Joker character. …So studio heads killed him.
Look what the DRX 9000 did to me…
see… clowns are scary.
Oh these ? Yeah … they are tow hooks, so when it gets late I can pull my own head outa my ass! Check out my blue jean jacket!
Damn! This happens everytime, my car keys were here just a second ago!
The best part is the metal detectors at airports…
“OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”
Dude….. Why?
The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
Animals need love too !!!!!
Botswani princess needs a groom……………………..(the other one ran away and hasn’t been seen since) !!
Ironman 2………….the Sequel
The end result of Uncle Larry touching my penis.
Somebody hire a clown for your kid’s birthday party?
Believe me…your parents will love me
Dude, Tom got so drunk last night. He passed out on Greg’s couch and we totally fucked with him. You gotta check him out.
Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
Mad! Magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman’s long lost brother….
….or a gap toothed junkie lost in Rio.
“Uh huh.. Wait until you see what’s in my pants. It will blow your fucking mind.”
No child actor ever went further downhill than the once great Rainbow Bright.
ha haw haw… I like mittens…
I said the Christmas tree, not your face retard!
It’s only the leopard man’s wife
What, me Worry?
Keith Richards vies for role of metallic, rastafarian Ronald McDonald
Dude, you’ve got something on your face…no other side…
“Take one more step toward me with that magnet and I’ll rip your balls off…Oh it’s just another hunk of metal to shove through my face? Give’r here!”
looks like amy winehouse has really gone off the deep end this time
Do you have Prince Albert in a can??
Well you better let him out!
Yeah, I took a little damage, but you should see the other guy!
“my mom made me get them”
RED RUM…………….. RED RUM……………..
(yeah id need about 30 gallons then…………. um……. no……. never mind)
Sweet! New Heath Ledger screenshot from the upcoming Batman film!
Man, I love those redheads… Alright, alright, alright.
“I started out as your typical sad, ’90′s-latchkey-goth kid, but then I realized that piercings make me happy. Piercings make me as happy as they make my mom who never loved me sad. I’m showing you, “woman who calls herself mother!” Did you think you could just sacrifice for me and I wouldn’t resent you? I wish my Dad had never left before I was born, I bet he was AWESOME… I bet he loves piercings, don’t you Dad? DAD?”
Ronald McDonald and his uphill battle against PCP addiction.
this is a future imagine of one of britney’s kids!
suicide gone wrong
Daddy should have let her get those earrings she wanted when she was 16
Miraculously, there was one survivor when the arts and crafts store exploded.
This mans face resembles what I leave on my bathroom floor after a long night of tequila shots, and feasting on my mother wold famous spaghetti and ball bearing casserole.
“Does this white scarf bring out the color in my cheeks?”
“Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”
The hoops really tie my face together, do they not? Am I wrong?
Like a rhinestone cowboy….and by cowboy I mean retard.
Man this guy is crazy, who still wears a denim jacket?
mrs garrett is that you?
They tryin’ to make me go to Rehab, I said, “NO, NO, NO !! “
Should I go darker? I hear they take brunettes way more serious at job interviews.
At least he doesn’t have to reach very far to get a ring for his lucky, lucky girl. “Come on honey, just reach up there and pluck one of, your choice!”
What I really want to do is work with people.
There should be such a thing as “retroactive abortion”
This is what the future Britney Spears will look like…
Isaac was sick of being mistaken for his identical twin Jacob
Proof that a bloody coat hanger can fix most of lifes problems!
Which came first the tattoo or the piercing?
“i believe you have my stapler?”
I couldn’t figure out which earrings to wear…so I just wore them all!
it must always sound like this a-hole has loose change on them when it walks.
The spawn of Hell Raiser and Bo-Bo the Clown.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
You missed a spot.
Hey little girl you want some candy?
Jonny Depp goes too far for the next Pirate’s movie!!!!
4 oz. red hair dye
5 lbs. surgical steel
2 gallons Mad Dog 20/20
Mix in blender
Yields 1 serving of batshit crazy
Bill takes “tacklebox free” fishing to a whole new level.
The goverment stopped using “Crazy shrapnel bombs” after seeing how much the locals enjoyed it.
Chelsea decides to display her Mardi Gras beads.
Did somebody ring me?
“and 50 years from now Bozo the clown remains un heard of”
“i was wondering what had happened to Pippi Longstocking” thanks for finding her Holy taco !!
“Do you have a little safety pin I could borrow?”
After her husband was arrested, Tammy Faye was never the same…
Nothin’ I’m sure a little Proactive skin care couldn’t knock out. I mean, have you seen their late night infomercials? That shit could strip the paint off your neighbors house, if you applied to your house!
Believe me, Jessica Simpson looked like Whoopi Goldberg before Proactive. Which explains why she’s the lifetime spokesperson for Proactive. She’s obviously, and understandably, forever indebted to Proactive.
I think Keeblerkahn gets the win, for the “Maybeline” reference. I’m a grown man who soiled my chair upon reading that gem!
+1 for KK!
I also enjoyed the obscure ‘Big Lebowski’ reference, from another member.
Pinhead before becoming a V1@GR@ spokesperson….
THS Investigates…Bozo really got deep into meth after the show went off the air, he pocketed all those $100 bills that were in that last bucket that kids just couldnt seem to get, and just went off the deep end…
Carrot top at 50 years old steill desperate for attention.