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Feel my finger in your ass? …. Magic!
“After a brief hiatus, the Indigo Girls reunite for the Let’s Be Friends tour.”
“Once a month, when the moon was full and crickets chirped in the quiet evening, Henry’s wooden boy would turn into a real boy. And on those magical evenings, Henry would head to the local Olan Mills studio before a night of all-out dude-on-wooden-boy-turned-dude action.”
“where is your hand?…its right here…where is your other hand?….its right here….where is your penis?….between two pillows…(together)…..THOSE ARENT PILLOWS…HAHAHA …OW… NOT SO MUCH…..ok shelby we’re ready….snap away…..SAY FABULOUS…
For the Year 2025 Reunion Tour, Tom Cruise and Britney Spears exhibit the hidden dangers of Tantric Scientology.
Left: “Comon, I thought you wanted to try it! Let’s go, 1….2….3… Penis!”
Right: “NOOOWAHHHHHH!”
The hack is back! Self-proclaimed comedian, The Amazing Jonathan, is attempting to resurrect his career. His new act? ….he’s toting around a Liza Minelli (circa ’63) ventriloquist dummy. Does humor have no bounds?
“Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro”
Easy to tell who the man is in this relationship, am I right? No, really, it’s me, I swear! Why else would I have this sweet sharpie goatee?
Dressing up as Cagney and Lacey for Halloween is NOT dated….screw you guys.
See….. Brittanys kids will turn out just fine….. :0
“I cant believe im doing this….fucking colts”
“Oh, I Jutht love thith one! Thith ith uth right after Buffy’th firtht bowl cut!”
“For those special moments in life when a finger down the throat just won’t do the trick.”
“Sorry we never got the invitation to the family reunion! We’re assuming it got lost in the mail. Hope this photo will suffice!”
Love,
Terry and Kris
Canada made us official! YAY!
hey a unicorn!
“Not everyone can be beautiful as us!”
Do these glasses make me look like a fag or a dyke?
“Oh Jan I just love your Adam’s Apple”
When I Use (Old Spice) We Really get close, It works every time……..Thanks
Dear Mom and Dad
The fabulous man to my right is steve and he is my manager at my restaurant…and i really dont know how to tell you this..but…..i i i m gay….i said it…YAY….and we love each other ( unlike you and mom)….anyhoo…since we dont really talk I wanted this picture to express the new and free MEEEEEEEEEE…..Love kurt…
p.s…mom doesnt he look like a hot john goodman..yummmmmmy!!!!
“Alabama couple caught making sexy time with children”
unequivocal ambiguity. “OMG Teh gayness!”
“things could have been so different for Jim Carey.”
Only after you remove the blue Photoshop effect do you realize just how gay Tom Goes To The Mayor was.
“We just love each other so much”
LEFT: ” i call i’m catching tonight”
Right: “fuck off it’s my turn and you know it “
Help! He smells of tuna melts and Drakkar Noir… I cannot take his constant pawing!
does this outfit make my face look gay?
“Trust me, I’ve had worse things drawn on my face.”
“Uncle Terry’s in my pants again!”
right : ” MOM!! uncle chester wants to play hide the pickle again!! “
finding out you are spending a long weekend with your gay cousin…priceless!
once in awhile during the lets shop at the gap and do tummy to tummy underhand fist pulls into the backlot of your loved one festival its always nice to take your family portrait afterwards.
It’s Trey Parker and Matt Stone sans the success.
Olan Mills, in keeping up with the contemporary family, has announced their family photo winners.
Out of body experience gone really bad- Do not try this at home or this could happen to you too!!
BEFORE : AFTER.
-= Insta-Transvestite formula 57, the proof is in the pants =-
see..? i take my hand out of this dummy’s ass and it stops talking.
“Jaden James & Sean Preston – Spears family reunion – May 21, 2037″
I’m a woman damnit, I have a vagina now!
Our asses hurt but we blame the aliens.
Who gives a shit about saving whales or feeding those starving african brats? If it were up to me we would have an army of rabid jewish monkeys packing heat in the form of straight blade razors. Although, they wouldn’t be shaving stupid goaties off of mugly mowen. They would just cut off the whole fucking head and throw poop around.
hmmmm,i sure wish that there was a picture for me to comment on. what the funk is this photo currently unavailable nonsense? anyways…pussydoyle.