Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway

July 22nd, 2009 | 01:39 pm
We know what you're thinking: "I'm a huge Total Nonstop Action Wrestling fanatic, but Holy Taco doesn't really cater to my needs!"  Well, that's where you're wrong, friends, because today we've got an awesome Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway for you!  Because you're a huge TNA fan, you're probably already familiar with Robert Roode and James Storm, the beer-swilling badasses that make up the tag team wrestling duo Beer Money:
 
 
Pretty badass, right?  This prize pack contains everything you need to show that you're a true Beer Money fan:
 
 
Look at all that stuff! It even makes HT writer Johnny Wickham look like a badass!  In order to win, all you have to do is provide the best caption for this picture:
 
 
 
 
Leave your best caption in the comments section.  Winners will be notified on Wednesday, July 29th.  Also, be sure to check out Beer Money on Spike TV every Thursday night from 9-11pm EST.  Good luck!
 
Comments

112 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway"

  1. FrankyJ Says:

    Michael Bays re-imagination of Wall-E

  2. FlintisonFire Says:

    A candid look at Michael Bay's vision of Transformers pre- C.G.I. or, you know, Megan Fox's thighs.

  3. HurraKane212 Says:

    After Megan Fox refused to come back for "Transformers 3,Rise of the Washing Machines" the budget took a few cuts.

  4. P1tbullhand5 Says:

    After a controversial surgery Michael Jackson returns to ensure Neverland Ranch is still in order.

  5. Ed S Says:

    Any other kids want to make fun of me!!

  6. gomavs2004 Says:

    Gift-wrapped Robo-Turds replaced nuclear weapons after Judgement Day.

  7. DDT Says:

    The sad thing was that only days before his untimely demise MJ had finally finished work on his Roofie-bot.

  8. Pierrre Says:

    all i can think of is the song robots are our friends

    Robots are our friends, robots are our friends. SOMETIMES THEY SLICE HUMAN FLESH ... but always makes amends.

  9. TG Says:

    That guy truly is a dick in a box.

  10. Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto Says:

    You're wondering who I am. Machine or mannequin? With parts made in Japan.

  11. Deuce Says:

    In the future spaceships will be powered by the breaths of tiny children.

  12. Brett Says:

    Punch drunk-Chuck Liddell's new career takes a turn for the ugly

  13. Mac Says:

    Michael Jackson shouldn't have donated his body to science.

  14. BoredatworK Says:

    Number Five is alive! ZAAAAP!

  15. ZeroPissdrunk Says:

    I bet Robocop can't do this!!!

  16. Piker Says:

    Little known fact: When Jim Jones was in college, he had a part time job entertaining at kid's birthday parties. "You know what would be fun, kids? If we all drink our Kool-Aid at the same time! Ready? 1, 2, 3..."

  17. Ryan Says:

    And they said I wouldn't look cool... boy did I prove them wrong!

  18. Steve Says:

    Amid widespread recalls of toys manufactured in China; one wonders why, Micky the Murder Machine, wasn't added to the list.

  19. Smoltz Says:

    Should have bought Old Glory robot insurance...

    /classic snl sketch reference

  20. asd Says:

    He feeds off the tears and screams of children

  21. Froggy Says:

    Sleepovers with drunken Daddy are fun!

  22. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah, too bad TNA sucks enormous herpes-encrusted llama testicles ...

  23. TrillVille Says:

    Nintendo's next console children lure test has failed to please the company's investors.

  24. Der Says:

    "Aaaadrieaaaan"

  25. BoredatworK Says:

    Boy! Killing all those kids sure is worth that Beer Money t-shirt.

  26. No Name Says:

    Shortly after filming I, Robot... Will Smoth thought he had so much fun with the part that he donned a robot costume and beat up little children.

  27. Jregan Says:

    This summer...George Lucas Fucks Up Another Movie...
    Stars Wars: Revenge of the Gay Robot

    "R2D2 can like my ballz"

  28. Jan Says:

    -Gosh darn it, one of these has gotta be Sarah Conner!

  29. Enhor Says:

    The bear costume was rented to someone else, so please welcome the Pedorobot !

  30. EPRams Says:

    One more post on HolyTaco referring to Emma Watson's boobs and I'm going to kill a bunch of kids. Seriously.

  31. Marcus Michaels Says:

    Robot: 1 - Sumo Wrestler: Nil

  32. Jregan Says:

    I told those kids Im not a gay fish! Fucking South Park!

  33. Wayneman Says:

    Who would have thought that robots needed deoderant too.

  34. Joe Mat Says:

    Security footage from the Neverland Ranch just minutes before Micheal Jackson went into cardiac arrest...

  35. Joe Mat Says:

    Michael Jackson - FML haha

  36. Pierrre Says:

    I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot. Follow your spirit, and upon this charge. Cry, “God for Harry! England and Saint George!”

    ... Guys? ...

  37. Claynoidial Says:

    holy fuck some of thsoe captions are funny so i will make them all seem less funny with "Danger Will Robinson Danger"
    i hope you guys get it

  38. pvt Says:

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  39. Claynoidial Says:

    hey buddy shut the fuck up. dont spam MY shit

  40. cera Says:

    i totally get it.... thats what i was gonna put... good luck !

  41. yukonthegreat Says:

    In the true Rocky spirit... "BEEP BEEP!! ROSIE! BEEP BEEP ROSIE! George, nor Jane, nor Judy, nor Elroy will get in my way of Rosie!"

  42. SDZ Says:

    Finally Hitler's plans to build a genocidal robot had come to fruition.

  43. Mr. B Says:

    Whatever. Those aren't prizes. You guys just found that shit in the dumpster and were like "well... what the fuck; why not?"

  44. JohnMc Says:

    I can't believe they drank the koolade

  45. pileofmatt Says:

    look out kids, its the jeffrey jones robot!
    beep! beep! don't look at my hard drive!

  46. Shooter Says:

    After the kids lost interest with his sumo routine, Corey Feldman donned his Michael Jackson coffin outfit and started kicking ass.

  47. jelly roll Says:

    ha ha corey feldman rocks...other mens balls!!

  48. mbaum Says:

    Does not compute.

  49. niftyclits Says:

    While Deadly to children and Sumo Wrestlers, Anthrax is like cocaine to robots!

  50. celticpoet23@yahoo.com Says:

    Everything was going along just fine until someone switched A.D.A.M.'s switch from "Child's Birthday Party" to "Midget Massacre".

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