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Boy! Killing all those kids sure is worth that Beer Money t-shirt.
Shortly after filming I, Robot… Will Smoth thought he had so much fun with the part that he donned a robot costume and beat up little children.
And they said I wouldn’t look cool… boy did I prove them wrong!
Should have bought Old Glory robot insurance…
/classic snl sketch reference
Number Five is alive! ZAAAAP!
Who would have thought that robots needed deoderant too.
Robot: 1 – Sumo Wrestler: Nil
I told those kids Im not a gay fish! Fucking South Park!
The bear costume was rented to someone else, so please welcome the Pedorobot !
One more post on HolyTaco referring to Emma Watson’s boobs and I’m going to kill a bunch of kids. Seriously.
Sleepovers with drunken Daddy are fun!
This summer…George Lucas Fucks Up Another Movie…
Stars Wars: Revenge of the Gay Robot
“R2D2 can like my ballz”
-Gosh darn it, one of these has gotta be Sarah Conner!
Nintendo’s next console children lure test has failed to please the company’s investors.
“Aaaadrieaaaan”
Yeah, too bad TNA sucks enormous herpes-encrusted llama testicles …
He feeds off the tears and screams of children
Amid widespread recalls of toys manufactured in China; one wonders why, Micky the Murder Machine, wasn’t added to the list.
I bet Robocop can’t do this!!!
Little known fact: When Jim Jones was in college, he had a part time job entertaining at kid’s birthday parties. “You know what would be fun, kids? If we all drink our Kool-Aid at the same time! Ready? 1, 2, 3…”
In the future spaceships will be powered by the breaths of tiny children.
Punch drunk-Chuck Liddell’s new career takes a turn for the ugly
Michael Jackson shouldn’t have donated his body to science.
You’re wondering who I am. Machine or mannequin? With parts made in Japan.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world…
the humans are dead, the humans are dead
we used poisonous gasses and poisoned their asses
the humans are dead
Beep. Beep. Initiate blood flow to boner-tron. Beep. Drrrrr. Beep. Beep.
as competitive drinkers, robots again are proven superior to toddlers at a birthday party.
Hey there have you heard about my robot friend?
He’s metal and small and doesn’t judge me at all.
He’s a cyberwired bundle of joy.
My robot friend.
The Propofol Robot at Neverland Ranch
A dozen human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the playground massacre called the war Inflatable Slide Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the hilariously inept-looking machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. They were smart enough to send it before he became a punk kid on a motorcycle.
Andy the neighborhood sex offender thought putting roofies in the punch was a stroke of genius. He never accounted for the effects the drugs would have when mixed with Timmy’s medication
Inflatable slide assisted kung fu match results in the beating deaths of 12 children by “Fatal1ty” branded robot.
Roberto Clemente – the afterlife.
“I said…..ITS NAP-TIME BITCHES!”
Never before seen alternate ending to I, Robot.
I warned you not to touch my inflatable wife!
I told you little sons a bitches to leave my damned buttons alone!
The new “Robo-Flu” hits kids hard in Japan
01101110 01101110 01101111 bitch
Michael Jackson’s revenge on children after brain transplant
Transformers 3: Revenge of the Fallen Children
Robots: turning backyards into concentration camps since 1994.
Boys and girls, if you’re not careful at the park this COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!
I’m Boxxie, the Safety Robot-you may remember me from such films as “The Dangerous Swingset” and “Why We Don’t Go Swimming at the Aquarium”-and I’m here to warn you today about the dangers of inflatable slides…
Experiment 21 was the only one to survive eating the holy taco
Everything was going along just fine until someone switched A.D.A.M.’s switch from “Child’s Birthday Party” to “Midget Massacre”.
While Deadly to children and Sumo Wrestlers, Anthrax is like cocaine to robots!
I slayed these kids and ate their fucking shoes
0100001001101100011001010110010101110000001000000100001001101100011011110110111101110000!!!
Dang it…binary fail
So we finally know the outcome of Robot vs. Sumo…
Cook…bring me some hossenpheffer!
Let’s see, you’ve got your action, you’ve got your romance, and you’ve got the dichotomy of the human condition (all in a Wisconsin accent).
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i totally get it…. thats what i was gonna put… good luck !
holy fuck some of thsoe captions are funny so i will make them all seem less funny with “Danger Will Robinson Danger”
i hope you guys get it
hey buddy shut the fuck up. dont spam MY shit
After a controversial surgery Michael Jackson returns to ensure Neverland Ranch is still in order.
look out kids, its the jeffrey jones robot!
beep! beep! don’t look at my hard drive!
Get your paws off me, you damn…dirty…APES!
Sumo Transformer Kills Children
Carny Fail
Transformers: Pedophiles in disguise!
Darth Vader was never the birthday party type.
Holy Sh*t! The pinata’s alive!
1.Looks like the Ruffee bot put a few to many doses in the Koolaid!
2.EPIC FAIL
3.Silly robot! Slides are for kids!
VH1 Where are they now, Mr. Roboto.
i hate when my robot gets drunk
Yes! Yes! the sleeping powder I put in the fruit punch worked! Now I get to touch these kids all I want.
TNA is for white-trash, faggots, and homicidal robots. Fuck the prize and gimme a Holytaco t-shirt instead.
They Might be Giants has no idea there robot parade would go so horribly wrong.
Los Locos Kick your ass!
Sponge Bob Square Box pillages kids party
Hugbot 3000 should only be services by an authorized service technician.
ALL THE HUMANS ARE DEAD
This party sucks
The sad part was that they all died before it was time for cake.
GOBOTs sick of being denied their turn at hollywood fame,go on a rampage at Micheal Bay’s backyard pool party.
“Quick SUCKBOT, clean this up before Bay comes back.”
i still cant find my belt!
Fedor, tired of beating ex-ucf stars, takes on a half dozen future mma wannabees.
Party Bot says “Don’t be lightweights like these kids, start drinking at a younger age!”
Droid Rage!!
Robot PMS: Do these jeans make me look fat? They do? Why you little son of a….
Jonestown: 2009
“I don’t wanna brag but….I fucked the feet off that Sumo over there”!
“I don’t wanna brag or nuthin’, but I just fucked the feet off of that sumo over there”!
After Megan Fox refused to come back for “Transformers 3,Rise of the Washing Machines” the budget took a few cuts.
I am ROBOT-A-CUS
ha ha corey feldman rocks…other mens balls!!
After the kids lost interest with his sumo routine, Corey Feldman donned his Michael Jackson coffin outfit and started kicking ass.
SEE…Thats what happens when you press the RED BUTTON.
SARAH CONNER? WHERE THE F IS SARAH CONNER?
PEDO-ROBOT FTW
in the not so distant future, a war between children and robots is waged. Number 21 stands as the only survivor and looks out over the destruction proudly exclaiming “I STOLE THEIR SHOES!”
I’m a PC, bitches.
“AREN’T YOU KIDS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW?”
“Go eat a dick, Truancy-Bot.”
I can’t believe they drank the koolade
Does not compute.
Finally Hitler’s plans to build a genocidal robot had come to fruition.
Whatever. Those aren’t prizes. You guys just found that shit in the dumpster and were like “well… what the fuck; why not?”
Pedobot: Pedobear’s psychotic cousin is here!
Security footage from the Neverland Ranch just minutes before Micheal Jackson went into cardiac arrest…
Michael Jackson – FML haha
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot. Follow your spirit, and upon this charge. Cry, “God for Harry! England and Saint George!
… Guys? …
That guy truly is a dick in a box.
all i can think of is the song robots are our friends
Robots are our friends, robots are our friends. SOMETIMES THEY SLICE HUMAN FLESH … but always makes amends.
The sad thing was that only days before his untimely demise MJ had finally finished work on his Roofie-bot.
Any other kids want to make fun of me!!
Gift-wrapped Robo-Turds replaced nuclear weapons after Judgement Day.
A candid look at Michael Bay’s vision of Transformers pre- C.G.I. or, you know, Megan Fox’s thighs.
Michael Bays re-imagination of Wall-E
after killing the sumo wrestler the cyborg ravished the kids… guess whose back bitches..hint… the girl is faking it
In the true Rocky spirit… “BEEP BEEP!! ROSIE! BEEP BEEP ROSIE! George, nor Jane, nor Judy, nor Elroy will get in my way of Rosie!”