Our friends at
Bigs Sunflower Seeds, and
Baconsalt.com have joined forces to give us basically the most delicious snack I’ve ever eaten. Baconsalt flavored Sunflower Seeds. Seriously, I’m not just saying that because they gave us a prize package to give away. We’ve been eating these things non-stop and our entire office smells like a mix between bacon, sunflower seeds, and not getting laid. Although Johnny Wickham, our new third writer, looks like a pedophile trying to lure in some kids in the above picture, he’s actually just trying to convey the deliciousness of these things.
So, write a caption to the picture below, and you’ll get
– 12 Large bags of sunflower seeds flavored: Ranch, Dill Pickle, Bacon Salt, Frank’s Red Hot, and Original
– 2 Bigs Sunflower seeds t-shirts
– 2 Major League Baseballs
– 1 Bigs Sunflower Seeds Hat
Leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified Wednesday, July 1st.
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
The only thing more heinous then pedo porn; furry pedo porn.
It’s good to see Paul Reubens getting work these days.
“Hey, I think I found some easter eggs near my leg!”
“No, those are my balls. I mean wait, no your right, you did it, you found the easter eggs.”
Who killed Santa Clause? Oh
Lots of holidays fought for the coveted mall position, but the shoppers union of america decided it was much more appropriate for children to sit on an old guy.
Christmas II just didn’t cut it.
Pedobear, meet Pedobunny.
To camera: The ransom is now 10 million! Santa is not pleased!
“You have 24 hours.”
Do to the rabbits copulas manner, it was originally passed over as the christmas mascot. Now, as male potency drugs become increasingly available to the elderly, the bunny is making a comeback.
I puts the lotion in your basket.
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Searchin’ for the children
Chatten ‘em up on the net!
Then down came Chris Hansen and he said:
“Why don’t you have a seat there.”
I’m late! I’m late! For a very important [court] date!
“You know, in retrospect, that leg over in the corner probably should have tipped us off about the Easter Bunny Killer.”
Coming this summer from the creators of Saw IV…
You all knew that the Easter Bunny brought candy for you.
But your parents forgot to mention what they bring for the easter bunnies.
Alice had no idea what she was getting into when she fell down the rabbit hole.
Or
I think Hugh Hefner is going a little to far with the whole PlayBoy bunny thing in his old age.
I want to make a preemptive apology to Michael Jackson, his family, friends, and everybody else.
Item #46 at the Neverland Ranch estate sale.
Once again, sorry, but it had to be done and don’t try and say nobody else was thinking it.
RIP MJ. The entire world will miss you.
The white rabbit was late for a very important date. And that date was his court hearing.
finally a movie where the furry villain has a pet human
Little Mary learned to smile through the fear.
“Find the eggs or I will consume your soul!”
Contest ends September 15, 2012.
cogently Roadmasters
“can i eat this little fucker yet?”
This seemed a lot less creepy around Christmas, when a jolly fat man in a leisure suit was involved.
“‘Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.’” Amen.”
N.A.M.B.L.A decided that they needed to replace their aging Pedobear mascot with a more aggressive and extreme mascot that better represents the pedophile of today.
28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.
-Donnie Darko
Or possibly better:
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
haha
Come on, tell me thing doesn’t remind you of Frank!?
This would of never happened if Jesus just died the first time.
“Take the picture. I dare ya. I double dare ya, mother fucker.”
easter in october
This works way better than candy and a van!!
“Twenty thousand in non sequential bills or bunny does what bunnies do best.”
“Easter? I barely knew her.”
She’s Smiling. She’s shitting on my pants and smiling.
[Note the bottom left corner of the photo.]
“Why’s my brother sleeping under your table?”
“He ate the magic jellybeans. Now smile nice for the camera and you can have some jellybeans, too.”
So, who won?
So that’s why Elmer Fudd hated rabbits so much.
Bugs Bunny, Roger Rabbit, Rabbit from winnie the pooh, the trix rabbit… Theres a reason why they’re cartoons.
“Silly rabbit Trix are for… oh shi…”
The Donnie Darko bunny’s day job.