Remember last week when we told you we were giving away some delicious
Bigs Sunflower Seeds? Remember how you spent upwards of 10 seconds thinking of a caption for this picture?
We recieved a ton of entries for this caption contest, and it seems that we seriously underestimated your ability to turn any still image into a potential rape scenario (although the pic we provided was pretty rape-y to begin with). Nonetheless, we’ve chosen our winners. Check out the winning captions after the jump:
1st Prize:
- Submitted by Nickhid
- Submitted by Anonymous2
- Submitted by Melanie
If you’re a lucky winner, email us at feedback@holytaco.com. Be sure to tell us your username and mailing address and we’ll ship your prize out.
1st Place winner will receive the
Bigs Sunflower Seeds Prize Pack and a Holy Taco t-Shirt/jizzrag. 2nd and 3rd Place will just get the t-shirt/jizzrag. Thanks to everyone who contributed, and keep an eye out for more Give-a-Wednesdays on Holy Taco, because we’ve got lots of good stuff to give away and lots of stupid pictures that still need captioning.
holy taco, these captions are supposed to be funny, not politically correct. I’m not offended that you didnt like my comment of
” WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “THERE’S ONLY ENOUGH FOR 2!”"
but i sincerely doubt that those 3 were the funniest.
lol, first prize is seeds and HT shirt… the runner up prizes are the shirts. Sad that the seeds are considered more of a prize then the shirts
What? …My well thought out Woodstock blue acid trip doesn’t even get an honorable mention? I feel snubbed…guess I’m too old for your demographic! Seriously, number 2 isn’t even in the top 20! How about rewarding a little creativity…
I think the winners are in reverse order 3.2.1?
well, 3 1 2.
Theres porn of anything on the internet.
WTF is Rule 34?
Wow, Sun flower seeds are incredible. I mean like WOW.
jess
http://www.real-anonymity.eu.tc
i’ll have the bacon one please!!!
mmmm bacon
1st place stole my idea. fucking bitch
your guys at Holy Taco are idiots. This pic has absolutely NOTHING to d with pron or rape. The captions don’t even go with the pic.
Fuckin idiots.
Someone really wanted sunflower seeds huh. Poor feller it’ll be alright, better luck next time.
Spitz are better.
I got a better caption:
Look! It’s the staff of HolyTaco at their annual Furries meeting. See what happens when you don’t come in costume?
Tell your peops at HT to get their fuckin’ heads our of their asses.
Still hoping for those seeds huh? I guess your food stamps ran out early in the month
Yes, Ann, I NEED those seeds so I can grow BBQ and Pickle flavored sunflowers. Don’t worry about the food stamps though, I get some from you when I run out.
Relax dude, they’re just sunflower seeds. You can get your fill of protein later during your Bukake session. Just be to swallow, not spit.
Wow….these winners are a total letdown….way too cerebrial titles, versus the gutter tripe we usually see in HT responses. Personally, I was pleased to see Annonamous get some fucking seeds, or a raggady shirt or something…very indicative of the kind of low lifes we hang with….and most are proud of it.
And speaking of homos