You may remember that last week, we announced our
Bigs Sunflower Seeds caption contest for Give-a-Wednesday. Well, the results are in, and we have a winner. First, though, let’s look at the prize:
Sadly, the prize is not our new writer, Johnny (sorry, one girl who reads this site), but Johnny
is holding some of the prize in the creepy picture above. The winner of the contest receives a prize pack from
Bigs Sunflower Seeds and
Baconsalt.com, which consists of the following awesome things:
– 12 Large bags of sunflower seeds flavored: Ranch, Dill Pickle, Bacon Salt, Frank’s Red Hot, and Original
– 2 Bigs Sunflower Seeds t-shirts
– 2 Major League Baseballs
– 1 Bigs Sunflower Seeds Hat
I know what you’re thinking: "that’s a lot of sunflower seeds, and I don’t even play baseball!" Well that’s okay, because baseballs can be used for lots of other things. The winner of the contest provided the best caption for the pic below. Click through to see the winners!
The winners of our caption contest for the super-creepy picture above are:
WINNING CAPTION:
"This would of never happened if Jesus just died the first time."
-submitted by reader TG
Congratulations, TG. You are now the proud owner of more sunflower seeds than you will ever be able to consume. Because the competition was so super close, we’ve decided to select two runners up, who will receive free Holy Taco t-shirts! Hooray!
RUNNERS UP:
"I put the lotion in your basket."
– submitted by reader JonJ
"I’m late! I’m late! For a very important [court] date!"
– submitted by reader bobina
If you’re a winner, drop us an email at
feedback@holytaco and we’ll get your prize out to you. As always, thanks for your submissions. You guys are super funny.
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