Writea caption for this attractive little minx enjoying a glass of water and you can win a Shaun White: Snowboarding from Ubisoft. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner:
Anon: Do you think it will fit?
Runners Up:
Anon: Great, I ask for a genie in a bottle and I get a troll in a bong.
Jay T: The end of the rainbow is a lot sketchier than I expected...
Vegaz: "Wait...so you actually live in this thing?"
I hope the man-lady next to my water didn't slip me a roofie. That will totally mess up my chances of getting laid at the Sweet 16 party my dad is throwing me on MTV next week!!
"You're short. Your arms can barely reach the boxes. You're overworked and paid slave wages and not even allowed to eat the candy. There's a dark side to you. Show me that..."
" 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' Oompa Loompa makeup test - take one. ACTION!"
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December 3rd, 2008 at 09:11 am
"What? You expect me to be happy when my husband lives in a bong?"
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:13 am
"I look better after seven beers. Did I mention I'm buying?"
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:14 am
"Where's that B*tch with my coffee"?
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:17 am
Why so serious?
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:12 am
the makeup counter girl said i looked stunning
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:19 am
One of these women has been fucked by Colin Farrell and the other has raped Colin Farrell
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:19 am
don't hate me because i'm beautiful. Loreal.
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:22 am
IF you think my face is bad, wait till you see my asshole
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:26 am
It must have fit.
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:29 am
This is why you never practice on yourself
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:25 am
This is what happens when you order the pufferfish at a discount Chinese buffet.
(Plus, I didn't know that Carrot Top had a son who snowboards in video games.)
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:38 am
Staring contest now Me and you!..........You win... you always do. Goulet.
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:39 am
" hey, where u going? you dont want to say Hi to my mom? "
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:32 am
When you see it, you will shi.... HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT THING?!!?!??!?!
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:45 am
*raspy smokers voice* "i'm sexygram69, are you joe from e-harmony"
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:47 am
ghostface killah
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:49 am
"Yeah, so what I was a Lollipop Kid. Big deal, wanna fight about it?"
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:46 am
What Momma looked like after she was thrown from the train.
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:54 am
Jim was exited about the arrival of his Russian bride. and then Olga arrived...
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
Denny's in OZ.
December 3rd, 2008 at 09:57 am
holy fuck thats a real person?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
....and there you have one of the 7 dwarves who's keeping snow white alive!
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
Shortly after falling into a river of fire and lava, Anakin Skywalker decides to follow his life long dream and live as a woman.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:12 am
Why so serious?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
Weston should be here any minute...
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
I want to put her on a leash and walk her around my neighborhood
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
clown camp day 1
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
I'm waiting for my boyfriend... I just hope he's not hitting the bong with his homies again.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
"i fuck on the first date"
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
Whoa, she's hot! And the chick with the glasses ain't bad either...
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
hahahahaha
December 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
this gets my vote. lol'd
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
HAHAHAHA!!!!
December 5th, 2008 at 01:49 pm
Holy shit that was hilarious. People are trying to come into my office to see what I'm laughing at now.
December 4th, 2008 at 09:12 am
this is the only comment on the whole page that i actually laughed at.
December 7th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
I Looooove Waffle House.
December 5th, 2008 at 02:46 pm
OMG ditto, getting total recall flashbacks now
December 6th, 2008 at 01:43 am
Hands down winner!
December 6th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Supper powers?!?! Napoleon couldn't have been the last known one alive, my mom has great supper powers.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:26 am
The stock room for absurdist sketch comedy shows: Bi-racial conjoined twins and Gypsy dwarves galore
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
"The only difference between me and Sarah Palin is even more Lipstick"
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
I hope the man-lady next to my water didn't slip me a roofie. That will totally mess up my chances of getting laid at the Sweet 16 party my dad is throwing me on MTV next week!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Homer Simpson's Makeup Gun set to 'Whore': the terrifying reality.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
Yo soy la pequeña Amy Winhouse.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Frodo Baggins? Sure I know Frodo, he's right over there!
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
"You're short. Your arms can barely reach the boxes. You're overworked and paid slave wages and not even allowed to eat the candy. There's a dark side to you. Show me that..."
" 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' Oompa Loompa makeup test - take one. ACTION!"
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
Smart alec says: A good crush is like a disease it can drive you mad....MAD I TELL YA!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
this isnt where all the midget clowns meet?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Candygram for Mongo
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