How to Make a McGriddle at Home
Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
6 Types of Girls You'll Meet on a reality Dating Show
8 Things Science Says Women Love
Zooey Deschanel Hotness
5 Drinks No Man Over 25 Shall Order
Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With
15 Tattoo Fails
Top 20 Most Shocking Girls
20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
The Hottie Index
This is why you never practice on yourself
This is what happens when you order the pufferfish at a discount Chinese buffet.
(Plus, I didn’t know that Carrot Top had a son who snowboards in video games.)
Staring contest now Me and you!……….You win… you always do. Goulet.
” hey, where u going? you dont want to say Hi to my mom? “
When you see it, you will shi…. HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT THING?!!?!??!?!
*raspy smokers voice* “i’m sexygram69, are you joe from e-harmony”
ghostface killah
“Yeah, so what I was a Lollipop Kid. Big deal, wanna fight about it?”
What Momma looked like after she was thrown from the train.
Jim was exited about the arrival of his Russian bride. and then Olga arrived…
Denny’s in OZ.
holy fuck thats a real person?
….and there you have one of the 7 dwarves who’s keeping snow white alive!
Shortly after falling into a river of fire and lava, Anakin Skywalker decides to follow his life long dream and live as a woman.
Why so serious?
Weston should be here any minute…
I want to put her on a leash and walk her around my neighborhood
clown camp day 1
I’m waiting for my boyfriend… I just hope he’s not hitting the bong with his homies again.
“i fuck on the first date”
I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger
Whoa, she’s hot! And the chick with the glasses ain’t bad either…
hello! My favorite is Jennifer Aniston and I will marry her someday. Whos your favorite model and maybe I can get to the unofficial personal site or some nudie shots.
Heey! The babes are here! This is my favorite site to visit. I make sure I am alone in case I get too hot. Post your favorite link here.
The stock room for absurdist sketch comedy shows: Bi-racial conjoined twins and Gypsy dwarves galore
“The only difference between me and Sarah Palin is even more Lipstick”
I hope the man-lady next to my water didn’t slip me a roofie. That will totally mess up my chances of getting laid at the Sweet 16 party my dad is throwing me on MTV next week!!
Homer Simpson’s Makeup Gun set to ‘Whore’: the terrifying reality.
Yo soy la pequeña Amy Winhouse.
Frodo Baggins? Sure I know Frodo, he’s right over there!
“You’re short. Your arms can barely reach the boxes. You’re overworked and paid slave wages and not even allowed to eat the candy. There’s a dark side to you. Show me that…”
” ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ Oompa Loompa makeup test – take one. ACTION!”
Smart alec says: A good crush is like a disease it can drive you mad….MAD I TELL YA!!
this isnt where all the midget clowns meet?
Candygram for Mongo
Although Pokemon was extremely popular. Somehow, I don’t think that American Geisha will ever reach that same level of success.
…and then David Lynch yelled, “Cut!”, and we were done for the day.
The Kid from The Ring – The E! True Hollywood Story.
Give me back my son! (you need to see last week’s picture to get the full effect)
E-harmony Fail!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…so I can feed on them.
“What? Do I have something on my face?”
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…so I can feed on them.
He’s only 9, but this pint-sized pickup artist already knows plenty about pleasing the ladies.
Check Please …
“Really, i don’t think you should go around painting old people’s faces while they nap!!”
WOW! That’s a nice watch you got there
Guys!! What should I say??? I am so terrible at approaching women. She’ll realize I have no game as soon as I walk over there. I think she caught me looking at her. Damn it, I am so busted. Should I offer to buy her another pink lemonade? Screw it, she is probably waiting on someone. The good ones are always taken. Atleast, I got this picture for some “new material” for tonight.
Shaun White’s snowboarding was a shitty game.
It’s behind me, isn’t it…
Dibs!
I told grandma it was too soon for her Heath Ledger costume
“Excuse me miss…are you missing some bones?”
The morning after getting antiqued it looks like Margaret got the last laugh.
Pssst… see my friend at the table? It thinks you’re hot.
You now have seven days to live.
Your mom.
Dennys is one of Gene Simmons’ favorite places to eat.
“So guys, I just read Alec Greven’s book, according to him I just say ‘Hi’ right?”
creature in backround: GIVE ME THE RING!
I told him its was over! AWKWARD!
“Oh grandma, no matter how great I hide it, you always find my coke stash.”
What in the Holy Hell is that?
I told you not to feed them after midnight!!
Check please.
Weekend at Bernie’s 3
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then let people rub their nuts all over your face in exchange for help reaching the straw.
Why isn’t the creatures knee area blurred out – I think I see it’s tit
Ever since she started smoking pot, all she does is mug me all day.
you look better on myspace
The one and only papparazi photo of Yeardley Smith, voice of Lisa Simpson
“Hi! My friend is kind of shy, but she really likes you!”
When Goldeneye characters come to life
“WHY SO SERIOUS?”
Shaun White: Dining
Weekend at bernices’…
You vant I should get naked? Ya?
COOKIE MONSTER FORM HELL: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
Coming up next on the Maury Povich Show, goth midget transvestites
didn’t i just see her brother doing bong hits with some black guy
kill it with FIRE!
Jabba the Hut gets stood up
Say Chee…Fuck you broke my camera!
World of Warcraft looks so real with my brand new alienware computer!
I don’t think this lesbian blind date is going to go anywhere.
NBC’s new show, Fugly Yeti.
When did they release set photos from the remake of Clash of the Titans.
Damn that is one fucked up looking Medusa!
Brittany Spears 5 years after remarrying Kevin Federline.
How’d my best Estonian whore get out her fuckin cage?
At last, the Chupacabra has been spotted.
I just swallowed a bit of puke, give me a minute to re-cooperate.
I will seriously suck your knob if you ask to fondle her dirty pillows.
New David Lynch movie?
the leader of the lollipop guild finds himself on the set of saved by the bell….
Somebody call the Exorcist
Can you people PLEASE stop posting pics of my mom?
The ultimate goth. She has looked like death since birth.
I have got to say, that is one of the creepiest things i’ve ever seen…
After trying out during the casting for the Joker in the Dark Knight sequel, Great Aunt Mildred headed down to the local Red Robin for a nice tall glass of lemonade to show off her brand new skirt and top combo she got from her grandson David for her birthday.
“MARIOSHTKA, THE RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL!!!”
This is why nobody ever attempted the world record for bukkake participants
Don’t look into the light! This house is clear.
The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!
Why so senile?
After years of applying make-up, it becomes second nature.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh……so thats what tub girl looks like!!!
i’d watch her shit from under a glass table.
i want to lick her where she pees………..
dont look now but janet reno is right behind us!
…and this is me next to the “Where’s the beef” lady.
So scary her Coke turned white.
Don’t look now, but isn’t that Mini Me?
Somebody forgot to take their pretty pills today…
The Beer Goggles Broke
arrgh!! return my precious!!
i don’t care if its a good tipper, it has RABIES!
…The feeling you get of a Coke Cola Classic…………
Oh my God isn’t that Meg Ryan?
I wouldnt fuck that thing with a stolen dick.
Ok no joke, I’ve seen her before! This picture was taken at the Dennys on Cohasset in Chico, Ca. That chick like….lives there, even takes food from other places to go and takes it to Denny’s. She haunts my dreams….
Christina Aguilera really needs to lay off the makeup.
Excuse me mam, we found your grandchildren. It turns out they put out a rap album and were professional wrestlers.
Take care of my mother as i wont be returning for the sequel
The Joker.
Ethel felt put out that the younger girls didn’t respect her aged wisdom
Ghostface killah
She will ride you like a rodeo clown
Unfortunately it turned out to be very difficult to find the next Heath Ledger.
I’d hit it
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
That is the last time I ever fall asleep in a gay bar…
Britney looks awful…
Always checkout your girls mom before you commit
There is no way that’s real, no one could, would, or should look like that. It’s fake, end of story.
when you see it you’ll shit bricks
Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute…pre-op or post-op?
OMG, is that Eric the Midget in Drag?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I WANNN PANNNNNNCAKESSS!
…as representatives of the Horror Shop Guiiilld!, we welcome you to Munchkin-land!
“Damn paparazzi”
“Look into my eyes…”
“I AM leaning as far as I can !!”
“Hurry up and take the damn photo!!”
“Don’t you be stealing my soul !!”
Oh no.. I think his email said to wear a flower in my hair.
“I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt… So sexy it hurts”
Another failed Michael Jackson Home Skin Whitening Kit.
Why so serious, Batman?
one ring, to rule them all………………………..
holy hell, she got slapped with a 55 pounds bag of wtf!
correction:
holy hell, she got slapped with a 55 pound bag of wtf!
Rachael Ray called, she wants her bag of flour back
“damn, i knew i shouldn’y have put my face next to the clowns ass”
“See, this is what happens to children who won’t leave the when their big sisters’ boyfriends show up and want to make out in the living room!”
“Quaid, start the reactor!”
Michelle Williams grieving process
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Her mother told her if she kept making those faces that one day it would freeze like that….
Her mother told her if she kept making those faces that one day it would freeze like that….
If one more person takes a picture of me, I am going to whip out my cock and beat them to death with it!!!!!!
Just don’t make eye contact.
Shit….this aint Spago!
tired of doing the impossible just to look white?
I thought Arnold killed you in Guatemala.
i wish i was taller, i wish i was a baller i wish i had a friend who’d pick me up to scare the children i would call him.
Remember my friend that wanted to meet you?
“Diner of the Damned”
“this table is CLEAN!”: poltergeist, the diner version
Must drink more.
“Weekend at Bernice’s” just didn’t have the same comedic appeal as “Weekend at Bernie’s”
Helium-induced southern accent, “This rest-au-rant is cle-ar”.
OMG that asian chic is HUUUUGE!
’57 Mary Kay sales lady of the year
Did you read the back of that guy’s shirt?
got stood up again….
So the Joker’s retirement didn’t turn out as planned….
hey look they both got the same size breast… FLAT
that shit is scary!
“And this is on a good day…”
That lemonade looks pretty good
LOL, that shirt doesn’t go with that skirt.
Sarah Palin posing with her 2012 running mate…Tammy Faye Bakker!
I’d hit it
She could get it
Don’t i look happier now that i’m on prozac?
Playboy certainly let one slip through the cracks…
Is that Sh** contagious?
“Due to recession and hard times at the chocolate factory, this oompa loompa ponders its next move in its career path”
Hey I set you up on a blind date, she’ll be the one in in a pink top, and black skirt.
as you can see, the treasure troll appears easily startled in its native environment. having already removed its distinctive rainbow wig, it will now slowly take out its belly jewel and prepare for slumber.
let’s put a smile on that FACE
Leprechaun 6: The leprechaun invades facebook
“You distract her… I’m going to drop this ruffee in her water…”
Look! it’s big foots dick
Notice to the left the elusive retarded midget. Extremely rare it is said that they have supper powers. Napoleon was the last known alive.
I’ll Teach you whipersnappers how to pose SEXY!!! Do like me!!!
I told you to stay at home, Mom
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
“Do you love me now Moma? Do you”
ugly old woman, ” At least i don’t have glasses. your on ugly bitch four eyes”
Grandma loves her some pancakes.
barack obama’s grandmom comes back as a zombie
do i look prety now daughter!?!
ohhh betcha can’t do it like me, o betcha can’t do it like me, o betcha can’t do it like me………man that bitch was uuuuuuugly.
Someone should really throw away that pumpkin scarecrow of grandma!
the asian chick on the left is hella hot…
“Even after shaving their entire bodies and wearing makeup, the Ewoks find it hard to fit in on other planets after the destruction of Endor….”
PLEASE……Do not feed the Trolls!!!
You think you’re brave? That’s the shit that appears behind you when you say bloody mary in the mirror 3 times. Now try it… I didn’t think so.
“I’m gonna pretend to take a picture of you, so I can show people what a fuckin freak was sitting at the restaurant today”
she sold her neck to medical science, and used the money to have her umpa-lumpa skin bleached white but still people stare
“And here we see the lovechild of President Nixon and Ronald McDonald enjoying a crisp, refreshing lemonade in one of Salt Lake City’s late-night hot spots.”
“I wish I had Shaun White Snowboarding!”
Gimmie a Diablo burger and a Dr. Pepper and hurry up I’m in a goddamn hurry.
Does this make-up make me look midgety?
Am I high or is that thing behind you as ugly as sin?
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
In spite of Indiana Jones’ warnings, Marion Ravenwood couldn’t resist looking into the Ark of the Covenant.
WHAT THE FUCK
the penguin’s mother looks really pissed!!
Elisha Cuthbert after dating yet another hockey player.
Su Mi: Awkward…
Photographer: Why?
Su Mi: That’s my imaginary friend from like 2nd grade over there. He doesn’t understand that I’m older, which makes him creepy as fuck.
Photographer:..
Su Mi: I mean he used to be a cute Leprecon, but that was like 10 years ago.
asian girl: did you take the picture? why are you throwing up?
Nom Nom Nom……. I’m going to eat your babies!!!!!
Nom Nom Nom……. I’m going to eat your babies!!!!!
Nom Nom Nom……. I’m going to eat your babies!!!!!
It’s good to see golom’s grandmother out of the house and enjoying herself for once.
It puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again…
After bringing Heath Ledger back from the dead, he contemplated killing himself again…it was 11:01, breakfast was over.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You throw mama from the train and she’ll come back and get you!
so this is where Brian peppers came from….
so this is where Brian Peppers came from…
Dr. Ruth was completely unsatisfied with her meal.
Who knew Captain Spaulding procreated?
I hope that four eyes does not hate me because I am beautiful.
“Predator”‘s Mom at lunch
Look!! It’s Mel Gibson!!!!!
“Can someone please put grandma out with the recycles tonight!?”
the love child of marilyn manson & that short chick from poltergeist!
envy is always watching
envy is always watching
Oh my God!! That water is so nasty! I mean look at it!
just take the damn picture already! I need proof for mom and dad that we actually visited our troll of a grandma
what a creepy lookin goblin thing
The joker’s sex change op didn’t go down well at the family reunion.
Jump onto your new phat snowboard by Shaun White and have the troll along for alittle ride….Be careful he may bite your ankle!!!!!
“I HATE smurf-berries!!”
‘they thought free pizza and ice cream cake was a good enough reason to go to Mildreds birthday party, it was not’
HOLY SHIT! What the Fuck is that!?
Kill them both! And then we take the precious… and we be the master!
So THIS is what happened to Baby Jane…
After his fall from Star Wars fame, Nien Nunb fell into a life of cross-dressing and children’s birthday parties.
dennys at 3 am. its amazing what kind of drunk folk show up
WTF???
Face/Off 2: Starring a midget woman and dead richard nixon
I’ll get you my pretties…..
For the last time, I was not in Willow!
I’d get up there and smack those glasses off her face but then Batman would send me back to The Arkham Asylum
BoBo T. Baggin
I will eat your soul and have a side of bacon! Thanks.
Weekend at Bernies 5
have you seen my husband? i think he left to go smoke a bong with some black guy
…why so serious?
Freddy Kreuger aged horribly
Last week Tammy Faye was spotted in a local bar grunting “this is not a grey goose collins, bitch”
that place looks like a Cheese Cake Factory
Damn Mongoloid hookers!
“What? You expect me to be happy when my husband lives in a bong?”
this is the only comment on the whole page that i actually laughed at.
Holy shit that was hilarious. People are trying to come into my office to see what I’m laughing at now.
I Looooove Waffle House.
“I look better after seven beers. Did I mention I’m buying?”
“Where’s that B*tch with my coffee”?
Why so serious?
the makeup counter girl said i looked stunning
One of these women has been fucked by Colin Farrell and the other has raped Colin Farrell
don’t hate me because i’m beautiful. Loreal.
IF you think my face is bad, wait till you see my asshole
It must have fit.
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHA!!!!
this gets my vote. lol’d
OMG ditto, getting total recall flashbacks now
Hands down winner!
Supper powers?!?! Napoleon couldn’t have been the last known one alive, my mom has great supper powers.