Unless you’ve been living inside of an
asshole for the past few months, you’re excited about tonight’s episode of
South Park, which will be the show’s 200th episode. To celebrate this
momentus occasion, we’re giving away a free copy of
South Park Season 13 on DVD (or BlueRay, if you’re a fancy pants):
Here’s the best news of all: winning South Park Season 13 is as easy as dropping the F-Bomb 146 times in 81 minutes! All you have to do is provide the best caption for this picture of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park:
Trey and Matt have ridiculed just about everyone on the planet at this point, so we think it’s about time someone made fun of them for a change (which should be easy, considering that one of them is a white dude named Trey). Provide your best caption in the comments section below, and we’ll announce the winners next Wednesday afternoon. Good luck, and be sure to watch the 200th episode of South Park tonight on Comedy Central at 10pm/9 Central.
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Screw you guys… I’m going home
“Where the fuck do you think we got the inspiration for Mr. Slave?”
He raped my grandmother, he raped her with sandpaper around his dick.
Release the Kraken!!
For the last time, we will not apologize for BASEketball.
Trey ponders why Matt has “Energy … Tax cuts … Lift American spirit” written on his hand.
Any second now, lemmiwinks will come out of trey’s mouth.
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!
Why would you want a bluray version of South Park?
That stuff is so crudely put together visually – do you really think you’re going to catch the pixel nuance of HD content?
As you can see by my comrades turtleneck we are, in fact, not douchebags anymore. Thank you.
Why would anybody want a dvd of a show that is streamed online by the creators? Or any show or movie, when you can download it for free. I guess this is better than the lube and lip gloss giveaway for all the fairy fags that visit this gay site.
As you can tell, the character design for Mr. Slave is based off of Trey. The resemblance is really uncanny.
At the Saving Silverman reunion, Jack Black and Steve Zahn show just how poorly they’ve aged
“so then i was all like, moar balls dude!!”
During a demonstration of proper shaft oontrol. Trey crossed his legs because his pants were getting a little to tight.
*control
-take my hand trey.
-No dude, you look like mel gibson right now
trying to fondle his balls while sucking his “up parascope” penis, yeah its pretty much like this
“I’m not the father…that baby doesn’t even look like me!”
so you can regift it shit head. south park gets you laid
I usually stand behind Trey and cup it like this
And so I grabbed his balls like so, and said, ” you will wear this yellow turtle neck or I will sodomize you w/ my microphone”
Yo, Trey, im really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but THIS is the best way to cup the balls! It’s one of the best beejs of all time!
“…just like this, and gosh darn it, if those weren’t the softest testes I’d ever laid my eyes on!”
“No, for the last time, we will offer neither refunds nor apologies for Basketball.”
And to think it took me 10 minuets of giving Trey a rusty trombone to realize that he was wearing a turtle neck…I mean come on can you say GAY!
You can tell by Trey’s crossed legs, yellow turtle neck, and the way he is eye-fucking me right now that he is gayer of the two of us.
You can tell by Trey’s crossed legs, yellow turtle neck, and the way he is eye-fucking me right now that he is the gayer of the two of us.
so we were fooling around, and she whispered, “..more.”
Ummm, hack much? Look like 8 comments up.
FTW by the way Sarah Palin a retard
… in conclusion, if your partner always seems to get the best lines, do what I did, superglue the mike to your hand.
Matt, Bill Belicheck wants his hoodie back, oh and Trey nobody wants the yellow mock back!
listen I am sorry I didnt realize it would be inappropriate to dress like a 20 year old college dropout, I thought this sweet hoodie and Trey’s awesome mock really helped to show how aligned we are with our fans. Next time we will hit up the Men’s Wearhouse!
Thank god Trey decided to wear the sweet yellow mock turtlneck or else one of these idiots might have commented on my purple pants.
Hmm sounds like we have a sensitive mormon on our hands, huh dweb. It’s ok I am sure it was wife #3′s idea to call you the Hammer.
Trey: Why the hell am I sitting next to Seth Rogen?
Matt: HAHA, very funny turtledick..you want to know the difference between me and him, here, smell my fingers.
“…and he turns to me and he says, ‘Babe, don’t feel self conscious about your haircut. If that’s the case, we BOTH look like douches.’ And that’s why I’m still in love with this guy.”
“well i took this his dick “the mic” in this hand as i cupped his ass like this, then i told him to put on a turtle neck and then we ended up here!”
“cup ass dick mouth”
Unicorns kick ass. Your argument is invalid.
“And who do u think that guy was? Emilio Estevez! The Mighty Duck man. I swear to God. I was like, Emilio!”
First I cup the balls and then secondly the voices just happen.
“And then I grabbed Matt by the throat and said, ‘if that piece of shit doesn’t sing Christmas songs on next week’s episode, we are through’. Long story short, now we have Mr. Hanky and Matt and I have been closer than ever”
What I like to do is really cup the balls wholly. I want Trey to know that I care a lot about him and will always roll his dice for him.
and so our agent looks at us and says “so what do you call the act?” and we replied “The Aristocrats!!!”
Trey’s balls are as smooth as eggs!!
“So I was cupping Trey’s balls in my hand like this when Tom Cruise suddenly walked into the office… Then things got interesting.”
After we get man tans and let loose the white tigers this will be awesome.
and in conclusion FUCK YOU MATT GROENING!!!!
Matt: “Okay, before we get started with this interview… I just have to ask. Where the fuck did you get these chairs? Seriously, did you pick these up on a curb somewhere in the shitty part of town? Are we doing this interview in the back of a fucking pawn shop? You know what. I am going to turn your parents into chili and feed it to you while you sleep.”
“…and that’s how Trey became cross-eyed.”
As Matt takes over the interview AGAIN all Trey can think is “Damn, now I know how Matt Damon feels.”
What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt.
..you know.. because it’s like a zero with a belt on..
And you thought he look totally gay in that yellow turtleneck sitting with crossed legs!?
Come on! He’s gay!
So I said to him..”If you are such a tough guy, put it in my hand and I will suck it. I dare you.” Well he did…and I did…and we have been together ever since exchanging baby batter.
“Invisible balls in my hand lol”
“…and this is the size of the poop we had to eat to get the show renewed for season 2.”
… after that you cup the balls, like this.
So then I grabbed the Morman by the balls and realized he was hung like a donkey. I had to make fun of them then since he made me less of a man.
“I am telling you guy’s if you cup the ball sack like so, you can usually get your tongue on the choda reaaalllll nice”
“we go through Jelly and Syrup like mo’fo’s!!”
Matt: “We feel there is not nearly enough gay bashing on the show, so we came up with a new character named Big Gay Trey. To my right, you will see some early sketches of what we want the character to look like.”
To answer your question, you grip it tight in your right hand like so, and with the left hand you gently insert 2 fingers…
Trey: “How can anyone listen to the ramblings of such a small handed man.”
This mock turtlneck does a wonderful job of hiding my third chin.
Matt: “Alright look I am not going to answer anymore questions about Saving Silverman or Steve Zahn, I don’t look anything like him.”
Trey: “Hmmm, I never noticed it before now.”
Trey: ‘oh god here he goes again, espousing the genius behind the show and talking about the symbolism, DUDE it’s a cartoon, we made bank of it, don’t try to turn it into something more significant than what it is’
“… and that’s when Trey decided to come out of the closet.”
“America! FUCK YEAH! Coming again to save the mother fucking day yeah!
As Matt continued to finish the “Team America” theme song, Trey could only think if him wearing the yellow tutle neck was actually helping to hide his newly aquired double chin.
… and my glasses have been missing ever since.
Who picked these chairs? I feel like the armrests are hugging me…oh and this is how I hold Trey’s balls.
“The real turning point was when Trey asked me to cup the balls, like this. We never looked back”
“And when he holds my balls like this I go into Ultimate Kill zone Mode”
SERIOUSLY yellow turtle neck? Look at him. I wish the christmas critters would come and fucking rape you and piss in your eye socket.
After untangling the umbilical cord, I reached in further and slowly pulled out the calf. That night Trey made veal burgers for everyone.
So, in retrospect, we both apologize for having apologized to the fans of South Park over the Cartman’s Mom is Dirty Slut/April Fools!/Terrance and Phillip fiasco of 1998. We knew what we were doing. Gotcha! That shit was genious, and we shouldn’t have apologized, so we’re sorry. Now eat it, fuckers!
“I dont want to sound like a fag or nothin… but that turtle neck is really cute Trey”
Now I’m going to pass this interview off to Butters.
“its true your honor, this man has no dick”
“TIMMY!”
Trey thinks to himself…. “Goddamnit, I KNEW I should’ve worn my wolf shirt today.”
«Usually when my fist is in I try to open my hand like this, he screams so loud that the next day he has to wear a turtleneck because his throat is sore»
“I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothing… but yellow turtlenecks kickass!!”
The reason we called the band DVDA is because I have two dicks and Randolph the 3rd over here has two vagina’s.
“His balls are about this size”
What the fuck are you talking for? I write all of this shit!
Great question! I got the inspiration for DVDA from this man sitting next to me.
Trey’s the one who got Issac Hayes fired, I love black people!!!
Trey: Holy shit, you DO grow hair on your hands when you mas..wait, since when is he left-handed?
Everybody say, “Geddy Lee!”
Who’s Geddy Lee?
Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come one!
Eat ma poo you goddam jew piece of shit!
” it’s this big”
“Why doesn’t he hold me like that?”
Matt: Thats when I gave Trey the reach around.
Trey: Yep, he did. Further more it was the best one i’ve ever had. Thanks Matt.
Matt: Your welcome, and folks that is the story of how Scroty McBoogerballs was born.
Matt: Look. It was totally TREY’s idea to make fun of scientologists on the show. I was all like “No dude, Isaac is gonna be pissed, he might even leave the show! We can’t do the show without chef! Please don’t do it dude!”
Trey: You’re so full of shit Matt. If I wasn’t so scared I’d start sweating my balls off in this turtleneck I’d kick your ass right now.
I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, our newest creation..”South Desert: A Jihadi’s tale starring Imagonaneedahandjoba Socallme”
The industrial revolution reminds me about a story about a puppy who lost his way… but the industry my friend, that was a revolution.
“Well Oprah… We’re living proof you can let interns make a shitty half of every season and still be hood rich.”
As Trey looks at Matt with an infuriated gay look, Matt places his hand out because he already knows whats cumming.
Fuck this guy…
wait a minute did Matt just make a comment about how gay turtle necks are!? SHIT i knew i should have changed my shirt this morning O GOD DAMIT!…NO, u know what fuck him at least i know turtle necks r and will forever be the shirt of champions.
“and then you cup the balls…”
wow that joke gets funnier the 30th time u read it
“Ok, so I was holding his junk with this hand and we’ll pretend the microphone is his…” “Dude! Not in public!”
Next season we’re going to turn Stan into a total douchebag…just like Trey here!
“…and then I throttled his balls like so”
Matt Stone on the how he convinced Trey Parker to wear a canary yellow turtle neck.
I just stood there, letting Rob Reiner’s goo drip through my fingertips.
Hey Trey, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you’re retarded?
Awww Man — I am not licking the grease of your KFC Double Down sandwich off your fingers!!
DUDE! I TOLD YOU WE WERE BOKEN UP AT THE TIME!
“so then i stuck my hand out waiting for her anal fusion, thus concluding our sexual intercourse”
“I mean, with that turtle neck and fleece, how could I NOT put his dick in my mouth?”
So, in order to do Mr. Hankey’s voice I give Trey the shocker… and then it comes out naturally
Mama!
I’m telling you, both Trey and I submitted around 20 of the best captions for the chick getting hit with a beer but Holy Taco never gave away anything.
well my friend Trey here is the greatest cock toucher of them all, he uses the nickname philosopher to write comments on Holy Taco.
Only a man with a giant blurry, black penis could get away with wearing a yellow turtle neck and not look gay.
Oh and First! Where is my fuckin prize.
I guess we both rightfully picked out the number one item of mockery in this photo. Let the turtle neck bashing begin
I’m being serious here! We are both gay. This is not a joke. Look at his turtleneck! Why doesn’t anyone believe us?
Randy Marsh is the greatest character ever!
Just in case you where wondering turtlenecks aren’t just for Goat Feltchers and Baby Rapers anymore….. All distinguished gentlemen can wear one!
^ Goat Feltcher and Baby Raper alert!
Also, I’m guessing that the “Gash” in “GashPirate” stands for ass.
^LULZ!
“… All distinguished gentlemen can wear one!”
Yeah, if by distinguished gentlemen you mean Serial Rapists and faggots!
“Trey gets mad when I fart in my hand and throw it in his face.”
“This is how I fondle his balls after he writes me in as co-creator of South Park”.
the cum on your hand didn’t wash off
“and while I was in the middle of giving Trey a rusty trombone, all I still wonder why Basketball wasn’t a bigger hit”
its baseketball u fucking dickhole, did u even c the movie or r u just retarded?
LOOK INTO MY HANDS TREY! ..NOW LOOK INTO MY FIERCE EYES! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE?
“As you can see by the tight turtleneck he is wearing, Trey is the bitch in our relationship.”
I like to use the other hand, and dream Miley is stroking it!
No. No. NO!
You have to CUP the balls as your work the SHAFT!
The key is to cup the balls, like so
What was the inspiration for a gay Devil?
If you look to my right, I give you exhibit A. Enough said.
Mormon’s Suck.
Did I sell my soul to the devil for my success?
Seriously, do you see what I have had to work with here?
Matt: Legs crossed… Tight pants… Horribly yellow turtle neck shirt… I don’t know how you can sit there and defend him when he is just a disgusting piece of homosexual.
“We’re not God, but we both still know gingers don’t have souls!”
What about my feelings? I tell you Dr. Phil, it’s like he doesn’t even know how much he hurts me sometimes…
Join ME, and together we will offend the galaxy in funny voices. No homo.
Matt: Hey, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but you look really cute in that turtleneck…
(from Orgazmo)
It just doesnt get much better than Southpark!
Lou
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“then i cuped Trays balls like this”
Then Trey put his hand out like this, and grabbed my balls – that’s when I knew our show would be a success.
And that’s when Butthead over here…..
(teabag party rally)
“…and in conclusion, sarah palin’s perspicacious understanding of american civil liberties more than qualifies her to lead this country…”
MMMM… My balls are definitly going in that hand later. Not too rough, oh yeah… just like that.
Randy’s balls have to be at least this big to be funny.
“Yeah so actually, all of the fantasies of Mr Garrison throughout the years have been inspired by things we have actually done to each other.”
And that’s how I grabbed his fluffy balls.
“Thank you Mr. Lipton for allowing us ‘Inside the Actor’s Studio’ where we can be honored in the same class as Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Lopez.”
“How did we get the impersonation of Tom Cruise’s voice to be so Realistic? well that was easy I squeezed Trey’s balls hard enough until it sounded, well pretty much like Tom Cruise, Next question… yes that is a yellow turtle neck, and I did meant to wear this”
and whats the deal with airline peanuts?
Matt: “Did you hear holytaco.com is having a caption contest of what we’re doing exactly at this moment?
Trey: “This is the face I’ll be making when I read all 200 of the horrible “entries”.
fail
so i told him to suck my damm balls
This guy acts like a dick and his is turtle neck just adds more to that remark.
Can i has originality.
“He is the one who decided to show Muhammad” -Matt Stone
Seriously we’ve been mailing it in for the past five seasons, I mean look at Trey he’s wearing a fucking turtleneck, do we look like were actually trying anymore?