Write a caption for this cop getting an up close and personal interview and you can win a copy of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand by THQ. I'm not totally sure, but I would guess that your character in this game could keep going despite being shot nine times. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump
Winner:
E-Real: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfu**in snakes in this motherfu**in shelter!"
Runners Up:
Cujo: If this doesn't work I'm getting the flame-thrower...
Chadwick: "I knew you put too much lube...It shouldn't pop out like that"
Masman: Bob's snake-charming days came to an abrupt end when he realized he was kind of a fag when they got loose.
Boyee: Another night ruined by ereptile dysfunction.
why hasn't 50 cent been killed yet? This game looks terrible, fuck you holy taco for making people compete for 50 cents worth of plastic that THQ calls a video game.
anyways, i don't have a caption cause the guy in the picture looks like a fag.
Geraldo Rivera - infamous for never washing his mic and his moustache - strikes again during a G'N'R concert for Kim Jong Il's birthday in North Korea.
If you look closely behind him, the letters on the guys shirt spell out "C'MON" as in "C'MON man, stop shoving this fucking microphone in my face." It's an elite tactical unit.
In light of the news that the police are now training humans to replace drug-sniffing dogs, we performed a test to see if this officer could tell us which orifice we had rubbed the microphone on. Not only did he get it right, he told us what we had for dinner the night prior.
In light of the news that the police are now training humans to replace drug-sniffing dogs, we performed a test to see if this officer could tell us where this microphone had been. Not only did he get it right, he told us what we had for dinner the night prior.
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March 4th, 2009 at 03:10 pm
The story behind Hitlers infamous mustache....
March 4th, 2009 at 03:31 pm
"I think I can help you out, my years of extensive military training have given me the expertise.. upon closer inspection, it's definitely a mic."
March 4th, 2009 at 03:34 pm
why hasn't 50 cent been killed yet? This game looks terrible, fuck you holy taco for making people compete for 50 cents worth of plastic that THQ calls a video game.
anyways, i don't have a caption cause the guy in the picture looks like a fag.
March 4th, 2009 at 03:39 pm
Yum yum, I love Fascuorice - The only liquorice for fascists on the market today!
March 4th, 2009 at 03:39 pm
It's not a jumbo sharpie, you SPEAK into it!
Junkies never learn.
March 4th, 2009 at 03:44 pm
Damn asians and their Microphone addictions. Cant just snort one.
March 4th, 2009 at 03:44 pm
Stop pointing that thing in my face! Luckily my third eye on my hat will guide me right.
March 4th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
Leave it alone Yuri, it's not a cock.
March 4th, 2009 at 03:46 pm
Boyee should have won, the first one is too predictable
March 4th, 2009 at 04:18 pm
Yup!
March 4th, 2009 at 03:53 pm
Geraldo Rivera - infamous for never washing his mic and his moustache - strikes again during a G'N'R concert for Kim Jong Il's birthday in North Korea.
March 4th, 2009 at 04:01 pm
that was the last time the reporter ever tried to "beep" someones nose
March 4th, 2009 at 04:03 pm
after they dealt with the snake, they took the dildo and got revenge on the man whose fault it was
March 4th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up Moscow and wax a БОЛВАН like a candle
March 4th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
please be a penis...
March 4th, 2009 at 04:20 pm
your mouth spews nothing but BS so lets see what your nose has to say.
March 4th, 2009 at 04:25 pm
-We tried to get a comment from the accused, but all he replied was "Fhuhwhurahuahh...".
March 4th, 2009 at 04:32 pm
I don't know what kinda shit they snort over in Russia but im gonna stick to snorting some good old fashined cocaine.
March 4th, 2009 at 04:42 pm
Yes, these ARE my real bangs!
March 4th, 2009 at 04:46 pm
In Russia news makes you.
March 4th, 2009 at 04:56 pm
Smell it! yeah, come on smell it! Tell me what it smells like to be interviewed on vodskie news 1
March 4th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
If you look closely behind him, the letters on the guys shirt spell out "C'MON" as in "C'MON man, stop shoving this fucking microphone in my face." It's an elite tactical unit.
March 4th, 2009 at 05:41 pm
Im pretty sure that says "OMOH"
You fail miserably.
March 4th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
Russias new Emo Riot Squad turned out to be a catastrophe.
March 4th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
Since beaten by Ryu, the once feared M. Bison has lost his grip on the peasants.
March 4th, 2009 at 05:05 pm
New Coke: Black and microphone shaped. Doesn't go up the nose quite as well either.
March 4th, 2009 at 05:09 pm
Narcolepsy strikes yet again.
March 4th, 2009 at 05:13 pm
Sir, a comment please, Sir
March 4th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
Hey Comrade...Can you tell me if this tampon is still fresh?
March 4th, 2009 at 05:40 pm
I don't know what is more embarrassing, the guy wiping his nose with the microphone or the reporters watch...
March 4th, 2009 at 05:59 pm
In light of the news that the police are now training humans to replace drug-sniffing dogs, we performed a test to see if this officer could tell us which orifice we had rubbed the microphone on. Not only did he get it right, he told us what we had for dinner the night prior.
March 5th, 2009 at 06:14 am
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In light of the news that the police are now training humans to replace drug-sniffing dogs, we performed a test to see if this officer could tell us where this microphone had been. Not only did he get it right, he told us what we had for dinner the night prior.
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Thought it was funnier that way.
March 4th, 2009 at 05:59 pm
This just in! Russian nose hairs! loller!
March 4th, 2009 at 06:01 pm
Sir, the hitler stache is supposed to go right there! Not on your forehead.
March 4th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
I farted. Quick cover my nose!
March 4th, 2009 at 06:01 pm
I've had it up to here with these mutherfuckin microphones in my mutherfuckin nose!
March 4th, 2009 at 06:09 pm
In Russia, smelling microphones is illegal around the camouflage soldiers.
March 4th, 2009 at 06:11 pm
Hey! Come here......Guess what I did last night? (Shoves microphone up nose).......
YEA!! If you sniff hard enough you can taste her
March 4th, 2009 at 06:14 pm
Here, smell my dildo.
March 4th, 2009 at 06:29 pm
Thought it was something else that could get me prepared for prison. My bad!
March 4th, 2009 at 06:29 pm
I said interview my BROS. Not my NOSE.
March 4th, 2009 at 06:31 pm
Sir is this your first time engaging in omohsexual activity?
March 4th, 2009 at 06:58 pm
Could you play me a G note?
March 4th, 2009 at 07:15 pm
Nose (with Chris Rock voice): HELL YEAH, I'LL COMMENT! I saw this motherf***er do it! He raped that sheep!
Man: ......
March 4th, 2009 at 07:17 pm
Nose (with Chris Rock voice): HELL YEAH I'LL COMMENT! I saw this motherf***er do it! He raped a sheep!
Man: ..........
March 4th, 2009 at 07:26 pm
Smells like an asstrophone to me too! Ughhhh!!!
March 4th, 2009 at 07:27 pm
Make a wish ya pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.
March 4th, 2009 at 07:48 pm
I just need a little bump...
March 4th, 2009 at 07:48 pm
"Can I smell you light saber"
March 4th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
In Soviet Russia, microphone interviews you!
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