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In light of the news that the police are now training humans to replace drug-sniffing dogs, we performed a test to see if this officer could tell us which orifice we had rubbed the microphone on. Not only did he get it right, he told us what we had for dinner the night prior.
Geraldo Rivera – infamous for never washing his mic and his moustache – strikes again during a G’N'R concert for Kim Jong Il’s birthday in North Korea.
that was the last time the reporter ever tried to “beep” someones nose
after they dealt with the snake, they took the dildo and got revenge on the man whose fault it was
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up Moscow and wax a ÑÞÛÒÃÂÂÂàlike a candle
In Russia news makes you.
Hey Comrade…Can you tell me if this tampon is still fresh?
I don’t know what is more embarrassing, the guy wiping his nose with the microphone or the reporters watch…
Im pretty sure that says “OMOH”
You fail miserably.
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In light of the news that the police are now training humans to replace drug-sniffing dogs, we performed a test to see if this officer could tell us where this microphone had been. Not only did he get it right, he told us what we had for dinner the night prior.
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Thought it was funnier that way.
please be a penis…
New Coke: Black and microphone shaped. Doesn’t go up the nose quite as well either.
Narcolepsy strikes yet again.
Sir, a comment please, Sir
Yes, these ARE my real bangs!
Smell it! yeah, come on smell it! Tell me what it smells like to be interviewed on vodskie news 1
If you look closely behind him, the letters on the guys shirt spell out “C’MON” as in “C’MON man, stop shoving this fucking microphone in my face.” It’s an elite tactical unit.
Russias new Emo Riot Squad turned out to be a catastrophe.
Since beaten by Ryu, the once feared M. Bison has lost his grip on the peasants.
I don’t know what kinda shit they snort over in Russia but im gonna stick to snorting some good old fashined cocaine.
your mouth spews nothing but BS so lets see what your nose has to say.
-We tried to get a comment from the accused, but all he replied was “Fhuhwhurahuahh…”.
Boyee should have won, the first one is too predictable
Yup!
you got his arms and legs? alright I’ve got this orfice.
“oh, Thank you. Microphones are what give me my man boobs.”
“Can I smell you light saber”
WHO DESIGNED YOUR FUNNY HAT SIR?
2 turntables and a microphone……
Remember this feeling next time you ask your wife for a blow job
“Excuse me sir could I get your opinion onNMMPHHJGIUOWEFUH”
Pretend this microphone is a cookie and give me your best cookie monster impression… GO!
“Sir… Sir… it’s a simple yes or nose question.”
Why reporters end up ‘Re-Educated’
In Soviet Russia, microphone interviews you!
OH THAT’S IT I’M SUING YOU FOR DAMAGING MY MICROPHONE.
Smells like an asstrophone to me too! Ughhhh!!!
Make a wish ya pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.
Why does it smell like your dick?
Did you washed that thing?
Dis black cocaine no work!
Could you play me a G note?
Nose (with Chris Rock voice): HELL YEAH, I’LL COMMENT! I saw this motherf***er do it! He raped that sheep!
Man: ……
Nose (with Chris Rock voice): HELL YEAH I’LL COMMENT! I saw this motherf***er do it! He raped a sheep!
Man: ……….
The rookie reporter had already botched the first rule to a successful interview: “Never inhibit your subject’s ability to breathe.”
I just need a little bump…
Hold on, let me help you out with that Hitler impersonation.
What he didn’t know was that the microphone had been up her ass several times before the interview.
SUCK IT PIG!!!!!!!
SMELL IT!!!! IT SMELLS BACON!!!!! GO AHEAD SMELL IT PIG!!!!!
Thousands fill the streets in the hope that they may get a sniff of Wesley Snipes’ Robot Cock.
This is the hard hitting “nose” channel!
A strict adherent of the “say it don’t spray it” model, the mic swiftly attacks the very salivatory interviewer.
Yum yum, I love Fascuorice – The only liquorice for fascists on the market today!
It’s not a jumbo sharpie, you SPEAK into it!
Junkies never learn.
Now this is what I call hard hitting news!
This is actually an ad for Swatch watches!
Now this is what I call hard hitting nose!
ain’t so fun when YOU’RE the one forced to deepthroat…IS IT!
I HATE YOU LARRY!
See how do you guys like it, dont feel to good does it
Smell my robots cock, and tell me why it smells like your ass.
Excuse me sir! Can you answer one question? Does this smell like my ass?
A 50 Cent video game?
Is it like Pac-Man, except the little yellow dots are little cups of kool-aid, and the big yellow dots that scare the ghosts, are they buckets of fried chicken? And the the ghosts, are they cops?
Sorry, that was racist, but seriously, a 50 Cent video game?
Here, let me get that for you…
Do you want to smell my thick black device that I have here? This is guy leDeuche reporting for MXC
In Russia, you no speak into mic, mic speak into you.
What’s a cop’s favorite candy? Mic and ike.
Once it hits your lips… it’s so good!
Excuse me, but i have a NOSE to pick with you.
Not cool dude, you said it was coke in this thing.
Sir! you have a bat in the cave. RIGHT THERE!! i got it.
Smells like ass,Yes?
aww yeah.. that’s the spot
it was enjoyably racist though
free is good.
Zzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzz. ZZZzzzzzzz.
This is what my cooter smells like, now answer the question!
Wait! Let me take out my teeth…
Spinal Tap’s follow-up album, “Smell the Mic”
Can you speak a bit less nasally sir?
How you make microphone dance? You put little boogie in it. HAHAHA! Now get me my vodka….
Your mic is reminding me of boot camp.
stfu and take it, asshole!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
“Just like Bas Rutten, I can also deliver BANG head butt out of nothing”
“The smell of ass on this goes with my sweet bangs!”
over the top impromptu hitler impersonation
How dare you sir!
What do you have to say for yourself?
Fmmmzz…Fmmmzzzzazdidazimm…fafa…
Don’t matter, just don’t bite it
can’t talk right now, bitch. Im going Hulk! can’t you see my shirt ripping!
Oh you’re a dictator? Well, how’s my dictate?
cristy was gonna get chads dna one way or the other. he knows its his baby goddammit
CAN U SSSSSSMEEEEEEEEELLLALALA WUT THE FREE PRESS IS COOKIN!
That’s not a DIRTY SANCHEZ…….It’s a DIRTY HITLER!!!!!!
Here comes the airplane! MMMRRRRReeeeooooooooowwwwwwww!
In Soviet Russia, mic speaks in to you!
lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lollipop!
got it! stupid fly’s
WOW, Fox really turned up the heat with Bert in that interview!
Don’t ask, don’t smell.
*sigh* the day that I get an interview on TV and Im wearing this tight ass shirt.
shhhh, narcoleptic army officer is dreaming about eating cotton candy
As you can see, it sucks as it cuts. It certainly does suck.
Yo! DMZ Raps
What’s that on your shirt? Ha, gotcha bitch!
(Hip Hop Universe):RUSSIA realized beatboxing
calms down violent mobs…the guard in this photo was forced to demostrate his talent. since he came up with the big ideal.
The first and last interview on BNN, the Blind News Network. The only cable news channel for the blind, by the blind.
Freedom of the press taken annoyingly literately.
Is this smell asshole or vagina?
The caption in the paper simply read:
.enohporcim eht ot pu gnippets ecilop HOMO eht is ereH
Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it.That’s for you.
“hey eddie you thought i’d forget that time in grade school when you bit the Raphael off my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wristwatch…well bite this!!!”
So what’s up with these contests? I won one of these and still haven’t heard anything. This site’s contact page doesn’t have anything on it either. Do you guys really have the prizes that you are promoting here?
Captain! The smell salts arent working and his solo is coming up!
Paul Thompson, professional robot penis inspector.
well played
The real question here is why the guy behind him is wearing his HOMO patch backwards.
This just in! Russian nose hairs! loller!
Sir, the hitler stache is supposed to go right there! Not on your forehead.
I farted. Quick cover my nose!
I’ve had it up to here with these mutherfuckin microphones in my mutherfuckin nose!
And the search for weapons of mass destruction continues – This process is nothing to sneeze at!!
why hasn’t 50 cent been killed yet? This game looks terrible, fuck you holy taco for making people compete for 50 cents worth of plastic that THQ calls a video game.
anyways, i don’t have a caption cause the guy in the picture looks like a fag.
Excuse me, do you care to comment on why a fat 14 year old is in charge of the troops? Also, is it true you are a solid C cup?
You know you have a bad ass army when the fat kid who sings NUMA NUMA is in charge of your troops!
Ooh, it is soft. Like soul of enemy.
Next up on Fox News we get up close with General Lee Phat!
Once you POP and LOCK you just cant stop!!
The story behind Hitlers infamous mustache….
Dolph’s friend quickly tried to hide the Hitler Stache.
Alright, this blow was good, wanna go smoke some smarties now?
does this smell like vajay jay to you….
“I think I can help you out, my years of extensive military training have given me the expertise.. upon closer inspection, it’s definitely a mic.”
Damn asians and their Microphone addictions. Cant just snort one.
Stop pointing that thing in my face! Luckily my third eye on my hat will guide me right.
Leave it alone Yuri, it’s not a cock.
*snifffff* Mmmm… I sense your microphone brings you much pleasure…
Here, smell my dildo.
hmmmm, so this is what a black penis smells like. You’re right Maude, it does smell like chicken.
What a night last night! Smell my finger, go on, smell it. Now smell my mic. Ahhhhhhhhh, fresh cod!
Excuse me sir, would you like to comment on your lack of depth perception?
Thought it was something else that could get me prepared for prison. My bad!
I said interview my BROS. Not my NOSE.
Sir is this your first time engaging in omohsexual activity?
Nice bangs douche.
It was at that point that paul realized that this was no longer and interview, it was his friday nights
Thanks for donating blood, sir!
In Russia, smelling microphones is illegal around the camouflage soldiers.
Hey! Come here……Guess what I did last night? (Shoves microphone up nose)…….
YEA!! If you sniff hard enough you can taste her
OM NOM NOM
MIC R GOODZ
The General wasn’t satisfied just using the Flowbee on his sweet bangs, the nose hairs needed “flowbeeing” as well!
Unfortunately for Tommy, Clare didn’t wash her “Thunder Stick 2000″ prior to shoving it up his nose.
You’ve never interviewed anyone, am I right?
it was a dark moment for gerrard, as he realised that his microphone-sniffing fetish was beginning to affect his work.
“Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels.”
Afro Hitler: You’re doing it right