Write a caption for this cop getting an up close and personal interview and you can win a copy of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand by THQ. I'm not totally sure, but I would guess that your character in this game could keep going despite being shot nine times. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump
Winner:
E-Real: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfu**in snakes in this motherfu**in shelter!"
Runners Up:
Cujo: If this doesn't work I'm getting the flame-thrower...
Chadwick: "I knew you put too much lube...It shouldn't pop out like that"
Masman: Bob's snake-charming days came to an abrupt end when he realized he was kind of a fag when they got loose.
Boyee: Another night ruined by ereptile dysfunction.
Is it like Pac-Man, except the little yellow dots are little cups of kool-aid, and the big yellow dots that scare the ghosts, are they buckets of fried chicken? And the the ghosts, are they cops?
Sorry, that was racist, but seriously, a 50 Cent video game?
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March 4th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
OH THAT'S IT I'M SUING YOU FOR DAMAGING MY MICROPHONE.
March 4th, 2009 at 08:32 pm
The rookie reporter had already botched the first rule to a successful interview: "Never inhibit your subject's ability to breathe."
March 4th, 2009 at 09:18 pm
you got his arms and legs? alright I've got this orfice.
March 4th, 2009 at 09:47 pm
"Sir... Sir... it's a simple yes or nose question."
March 4th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
What he didn't know was that the microphone had been up her ass several times before the interview.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
WHO DESIGNED YOUR FUNNY HAT SIR?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
"Excuse me sir could I get your opinion onNMMPHHJGIUOWEFUH"
March 5th, 2009 at 01:01 am
"oh, Thank you. Microphones are what give me my man boobs."
March 5th, 2009 at 02:24 am
Why does it smell like your dick?
March 5th, 2009 at 03:01 am
Did you washed that thing?
March 5th, 2009 at 03:57 am
Why reporters end up 'Re-Educated'
March 5th, 2009 at 04:52 am
2 turntables and a microphone......
March 5th, 2009 at 05:30 am
Remember this feeling next time you ask your wife for a blow job
March 5th, 2009 at 05:33 am
Pretend this microphone is a cookie and give me your best cookie monster impression... GO!
March 5th, 2009 at 05:47 am
Dis black cocaine no work!
March 5th, 2009 at 06:15 am
SUCK IT PIG!!!!!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 06:20 am
SMELL IT!!!! IT SMELLS BACON!!!!! GO AHEAD SMELL IT PIG!!!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 06:26 am
Hold on, let me help you out with that Hitler impersonation.
March 5th, 2009 at 06:40 am
does this smell like vajay jay to you....
March 5th, 2009 at 06:52 am
Excuse me, do you care to comment on why a fat 14 year old is in charge of the troops? Also, is it true you are a solid C cup?
March 5th, 2009 at 06:55 am
You know you have a bad ass army when the fat kid who sings NUMA NUMA is in charge of your troops!
March 5th, 2009 at 07:12 am
Next up on Fox News we get up close with General Lee Phat!
March 5th, 2009 at 07:12 am
Now this is what I call hard hitting news!
March 5th, 2009 at 07:13 am
This is actually an ad for Swatch watches!
March 5th, 2009 at 07:17 am
Thousands fill the streets in the hope that they may get a sniff of Wesley Snipes' Robot Cock.
March 5th, 2009 at 07:20 am
This is the hard hitting "nose" channel!
March 5th, 2009 at 07:19 am
A strict adherent of the "say it don't spray it" model, the mic swiftly attacks the very salivatory interviewer.
March 5th, 2009 at 07:19 am
Afro Hitler: You're doing it right
March 5th, 2009 at 07:32 am
Here, let me get that for you...
March 5th, 2009 at 07:42 am
aww yeah.. that's the spot
March 5th, 2009 at 07:45 am
A 50 Cent video game?
Is it like Pac-Man, except the little yellow dots are little cups of kool-aid, and the big yellow dots that scare the ghosts, are they buckets of fried chicken? And the the ghosts, are they cops?
Sorry, that was racist, but seriously, a 50 Cent video game?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
it was enjoyably racist though
March 5th, 2009 at 07:56 am
Not cool dude, you said it was coke in this thing.
March 5th, 2009 at 07:57 am
Sir! you have a bat in the cave. RIGHT THERE!! i got it.
March 5th, 2009 at 08:37 am
In Russia, you no speak into mic, mic speak into you.
March 5th, 2009 at 08:48 am
What's a cop's favorite candy? Mic and ike.
March 5th, 2009 at 09:04 am
How you make microphone dance? You put little boogie in it. HAHAHA! Now get me my vodka....
March 5th, 2009 at 09:04 am
Your mic is reminding me of boot camp.
March 5th, 2009 at 09:21 am
Wait! Let me take out my teeth...
March 5th, 2009 at 09:48 am
Excuse me, but i have a NOSE to pick with you.
March 5th, 2009 at 09:55 am
Spinal Tap's follow-up album, "Smell the Mic"
March 5th, 2009 at 09:58 am
Can you speak a bit less nasally sir?
March 5th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Once it hits your lips... it's so good!
March 5th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Smell my robots cock, and tell me why it smells like your ass.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Excuse me sir! Can you answer one question? Does this smell like my ass?
March 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am
See how do you guys like it, dont feel to good does it
March 5th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Do you want to smell my thick black device that I have here? This is guy leDeuche reporting for MXC
March 5th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
This is what my cooter smells like, now answer the question!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
stfu and take it, asshole!
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