Write a caption for this cop getting an up close and personal interview and you can win a copy of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand by THQ. I'm not totally sure, but I would guess that your character in this game could keep going despite being shot nine times. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump
Winner:
E-Real: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfu**in snakes in this motherfu**in shelter!"
Runners Up:
Cujo: If this doesn't work I'm getting the flame-thrower...
Chadwick: "I knew you put too much lube...It shouldn't pop out like that"
Masman: Bob's snake-charming days came to an abrupt end when he realized he was kind of a fag when they got loose.
Boyee: Another night ruined by ereptile dysfunction.
(Hip Hop Universe):RUSSIA realized beatboxing
calms down violent mobs...the guard in this photo was forced to demostrate his talent. since he came up with the big ideal.
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March 5th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Now this is what I call hard hitting nose!
March 5th, 2009 at 01:09 pm
ain't so fun when YOU'RE the one forced to deepthroat...IS IT!
I HATE YOU LARRY!
March 5th, 2009 at 01:24 pm
free is good.
March 5th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
Zzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzz. ZZZzzzzzzz.
March 5th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
Smells like ass,Yes?
March 5th, 2009 at 02:02 pm
Excuse me sir, would you like to comment on your lack of depth perception?
March 5th, 2009 at 02:29 pm
"Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels."
March 5th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
It was at that point that paul realized that this was no longer and interview, it was his friday nights
March 5th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
Thanks for donating blood, sir!
March 5th, 2009 at 05:04 pm
OM NOM NOM
MIC R GOODZ
March 5th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
Unfortunately for Tommy, Clare didn't wash her "Thunder Stick 2000" prior to shoving it up his nose.
March 5th, 2009 at 06:10 pm
it was a dark moment for gerrard, as he realised that his microphone-sniffing fetish was beginning to affect his work.
March 5th, 2009 at 06:26 pm
And the search for weapons of mass destruction continues - This process is nothing to sneeze at!!
March 5th, 2009 at 08:41 pm
hmmmm, so this is what a black penis smells like. You're right Maude, it does smell like chicken.
March 5th, 2009 at 08:42 pm
What a night last night! Smell my finger, go on, smell it. Now smell my mic. Ahhhhhhhhh, fresh cod!
March 5th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
"The smell of ass on this goes with my sweet bangs!"
March 5th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
How dare you sir!
What do you have to say for yourself?
Fmmmzz...Fmmmzzzzazdidazimm...fafa...
March 6th, 2009 at 01:55 am
In Soviet Russia, mic speaks in to you!
March 6th, 2009 at 02:07 am
WOW, Fox really turned up the heat with Bert in that interview!
March 6th, 2009 at 02:14 am
lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lollipop!
March 6th, 2009 at 02:20 am
got it! stupid fly's
March 6th, 2009 at 03:44 am
What's that on your shirt? Ha, gotcha bitch!
March 6th, 2009 at 04:14 am
The first and last interview on BNN, the Blind News Network. The only cable news channel for the blind, by the blind.
March 6th, 2009 at 04:28 am
can't talk right now, bitch. Im going Hulk! can't you see my shirt ripping!
March 6th, 2009 at 04:31 am
*sigh* the day that I get an interview on TV and Im wearing this tight ass shirt.
March 6th, 2009 at 06:04 am
(Hip Hop Universe):RUSSIA realized beatboxing
calms down violent mobs...the guard in this photo was forced to demostrate his talent. since he came up with the big ideal.
March 6th, 2009 at 07:04 am
shhhh, narcoleptic army officer is dreaming about eating cotton candy
March 6th, 2009 at 07:11 am
The caption in the paper simply read:
.enohporcim eht ot pu gnippets ecilop HOMO eht is ereH
March 6th, 2009 at 08:37 am
That's not a DIRTY SANCHEZ.......It's a DIRTY HITLER!!!!!!
March 6th, 2009 at 10:25 am
"Just like Bas Rutten, I can also deliver BANG head butt out of nothing"
March 6th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Don't matter, just don't bite it
March 6th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Yo! DMZ Raps
March 6th, 2009 at 02:02 pm
As you can see, it sucks as it cuts. It certainly does suck.
March 6th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
over the top impromptu hitler impersonation
March 6th, 2009 at 02:51 pm
cristy was gonna get chads dna one way or the other. he knows its his baby goddammit
March 6th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
CAN U SSSSSSMEEEEEEEEELLLALALA WUT THE FREE PRESS IS COOKIN!
March 7th, 2009 at 05:01 am
Here comes the airplane! MMMRRRRReeeeooooooooowwwwwwww!
March 8th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
Is this smell asshole or vagina?
March 9th, 2009 at 03:32 am
Don't ask, don't smell.
March 9th, 2009 at 03:38 am
Oh you're a dictator? Well, how's my dictate?
March 9th, 2009 at 03:46 am
Freedom of the press taken annoyingly literately.
March 9th, 2009 at 06:45 am
You've never interviewed anyone, am I right?
March 9th, 2009 at 09:02 am
Once you POP and LOCK you just cant stop!!
March 9th, 2009 at 09:26 am
Ooh, it is soft. Like soul of enemy.
March 9th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
The General wasn't satisfied just using the Flowbee on his sweet bangs, the nose hairs needed "flowbeeing" as well!
March 9th, 2009 at 01:20 pm
Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it.That's for you.
March 9th, 2009 at 07:38 pm
Dolph's friend quickly tried to hide the Hitler Stache.
March 10th, 2009 at 04:48 am
Nice bangs douche.
March 10th, 2009 at 08:40 am
The real question here is why the guy behind him is wearing his HOMO patch backwards.
March 10th, 2009 at 08:28 pm
well played
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