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If we stick together, those brown bastards wont have a chance!
Obama’s dogs.
You are black, and I am white
Life’s an Eskimo Pie, let’s.. take a bite!
The deeply upset dogs comfort each other, after a set of racist comments were posted on website holytaco.com. Getty
Two dogs, one porch
Ready…Set….Piss………
The worst nightmare of Adolf Hitler’s dog.
United colors Benetton.
“fuckem” If those dogs next door dont vote yes for gay interacial dog marriage then fuckem.
“We’re Here! We’re Queer! We’re Dogs! Get used to it!”
Wait till Fred Phelps comes home… This’ll REALLY piss him off
I really thought Auburn had moved ahead.
Someday they’ll hire us.
Let’s hug it out.
she’s got jungle fever…
California passes new progressive gay marriage law
This was the opening shot to Michael Jacksons “Black and White” video. Not sure why it got cut.
Is it weird that I have a boner right now?
Dogs United against badly shopped dog limbs in what is supposed to be a “photo” caption compo. Running low on funny photos to use? :/
now if only massachusetts would get rid of that leash law
Big Gay Al’s big gay dogs
Who needs Auburn Football when we have each other!
We’re quadrupeds – this is god-damned ridiculous.
HELL NO WE WONT GO
Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
I live in Turkey, I dunno if the competition is only inside US, but I got something:
Black dog: “Good thing we bought this house, dear.”
White dog: “You’re so romantic Raymond… That’s the tree we peed together for the first time, right?”
I’m scared to ask who is the bitch in this relationship.
Spy vs Spy – Mad Magazine’s all new K-9 version – available at a newstand near you.
Remember when we had to drink out of separate doggie water fountains?
I don’t care what they say about Prop 8, I just can’t quit you Snowball. Dude, the UPS driver doesn’t see us. Let him get to steps then unleash the beast. We don’t need or want his kind in OUR yard.
Dark meat, White treat.
As Gary Larson sat on his patio, he pondered coming out of retirement…
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder ain’t got shit on us.
You know how I know your gay?
If you stare at this picture long enough, your eyes actually begin to bleed.
now how did this happen
White dog: Wow, you know in the sixties we couldn’t have even gotten married. Now look at us: house, yard, puppies on the way.
Black Dog: Is that a GAY couple moving in next door? Oh, we’ll have to bring over a basket. What do you think? Cookies, tea, anal beads, lube, a few gay spank mags?
“some of my best dogs are black”
or
“now let’s go fuck up that chihuahua”
“Stick by me white meat. Your my bitch now and this pound is hard on a dog without protection”
So thaaaats how a dalmation is made….
Are those Chihuahua’s moving in across the street? There goes the neighborhood. There’ll be beaner barbeques non-stop. Call REMAX. We’re selling!
A Hollywood Original Productions introduces the new co-stars for “I Spy II: Because 2 Talking Dogs Can’t Be Worse Than Eddie Murphy And Owen Wilson”.
Dude, the bitch next door is fiiiiine!
that weird feeling in steves stomach wasnt love. it was worms.
Where the hell is Chaplin when you need him?
lipstick tube? Looks more like a fuckin’ bicycle pump….once you go black lab….
I love this time of day, schools almost out, gate is open and the kids are so fat and slow. MMMMMMMMMMM
Our legs may be fake…but our love for bitches is not
Thunder and Lightning embrace as the bank officer arrives to finalize their foreclosure.
A man has to act like a brother before he can be called a brother!
[Malcom X]
White Dog: Woof. Bark. Woof woof bark.
Black Dog: Bark woof. Woof bark bark woof.
“Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can’t hear him. There’s a difference man. Just because you’re listening to him doesn’t mean you’re hearing him. “
“now that whites and blacks are united lets go get that golden retriever”
black dog: “you did good u did good”
white dog: “no you did good i never had that big before”
black dog: “now im counting on u i want 101 dalmations”
Ebony and Ivory Living Together in Perfect Harmony
Everything the light touches, is our kingdom
“Oh my God Honey, there’s a burning cross in our front yard.”
I Guess Inter-racial relationships occur within the animal kingdom as well, look he has a new white bitch.
Don’t worry Dog, your ex was a Bitch!
This latice needs some lube.
Dog 1: Honey, is that a…oh my god it’s a lynch mob.
Dog 2: I told you it was a mistake to move to Tennessee.
It’s not going to suck itself
You always gonna be my dog
It’s a dogs life!
exploring anal sex has helped this couple tremendously
Yin and Yang patrol the neighbourhood
Honey you were right, MLK jr’s dream did come true, now if only we could have little black boys and girls and little white boys and girls. Damn those pontificating assholes who “fixed” you!
if we stick togehter, those brown bastards dont have a chance!
jack, im flying!
And that’s how Wilbur Thompson came up with the idea for the Black & White cookie.
peta fights for interracial animal rights
The short bus is about to unload and when it does we stike in tendem at the fattest one. Wait for it… wait for it…
“So i’ll distract Dave the postman while you sneak up behind the guy and bite him in the ass.”
“I don’t know if we should eat it or roll in it.”
Gay…Biracial…Home owning Dog Lovers…Dreams do come true!
Now where did I leave that jar of Peanut Butter?
The shock having set in, Snowball was coming to terms with the fact that Smokey wasn’t his real father…
Brian Griffin and his bitch Latoya Washington
they’re looking across the street at two poorly photoshoped cats holding each other.
hey what do you say we take a dump on the neighbors chest?
look to the cookie my friend
Black and white united in their hatred for mexican chihuahuas.
who picks the winners of these things? the winners are so not funny it makes me cringe.
hey I’m a black dog and you’re a white dog. A picture of us would be a great picture for a stupid contest on Holytaco. I’ll bet the winner will be as funny as that time my Dad ate an entire pound of chocolate and died.
hey Black dog I am a white dog. guffaw!!!
OMG!!! I am so funny I can’t believe it.
Why even try to make a funnier post than this? You can’t do it. I mean seriously look at the previous winners. It just adds up.
Q.E.D. Fuckface!!!
hey you know if we have a baby together it will probably come out gray!!!
Holy shit I am gonna give myself a freakin anyeurism!!!
I am so funny I think I just threw up in my mouth.
hey are you my shadow?
Whoa, I better stop before I have a funny quote stroke.
I am so funny can’t you see this?
I should be a writer on this site. Or maybe I will just have my own comedy central show right after Mind of Mencia.
Put them together and you have an Obama Dog (TM)!
“I guess we DO have a lot in common after all…I still think Obama’s a secret Muslim”
Turns out, Proposition 8 isn’t their ‘only’ problem.
Quote from Photoshop Bible: “Never combine two images that obviously dont belong together”
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Interracial marriage is still not accepted by canines of today.
Vote Yes on Proposition 86, “Doggies are too great for hate”.
Barack Obama and Joe Biden reincarnated and back together again.
Watch proudly brother, shes about to step in our hidden shit mine.
Don’t let those protesters get to you hun, we are interracial and proud of it.
“I love this neighborhood, they are so accepting to couples like us”
spy vs spy, canine edition.
“The Vet said it was “kennel cough”, I said “BITCH, its jungle fever!!!!”
Ebony and Ivory…side by side on my front porch..
if we stand real still, the mailman will think we are a giant ying yang symbol. stupid mailman.
“I cannot believe the Johnson’s haven’t taken down their Christmas light yet!”
Black Dog- “the brown dogs are taking over the neighborhood”
White Dog- “they do jobs that American dogs would never do”
“We’re smiling mom, just take the damn picture!”
The LHC had irreversible effects on dalmatians
the election of barack affects more than the humans
Black Dog- “My lipstick is still bigger than yours”
Two interracial canines were murdered execution style, shown here moments before being shot in the back of the heads at point blank range. OJ Simpson’s Rottweiler is considered a suspect, and was last seen in a slow moving animal control vehicle with a suicide note.
You’re better off without her. She was such a bitch anyways.
“I Said If You’re Thinkin’ Of Being My Brother It Don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White”
“Ahh, Spike, who are we kidding, that Michael Jackson is full of shit.”
“I Said If You’re Thinkin’ Of Being My Brother It Don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White, he heeeee”
“Ahhhhh, Spike, who are we kidding? That Michael Jackson is full of shit!”
this mawfuckah righ heeah
this ma dawg
yeeah
“I Said If
You’re Thinkin’ Of
Being My Brother
It Don’t Matter If You’re
Black Or White.”
“Ahh, who are we kidding Spike? That Michael Jackson is full of shit.”
“chihuaha’s are lazy”
“yeah, and shi tzu’s are terrible drivers”
“ha good one, baby”
these dogs are smoking the same crack as these squirrels: http://tinyurl.com/3fwqb2
Racism: Dogs got over it faster than people.
Man, I really want those earphones.
Everyone take cover!!! There trying to divide fourteen by zero!!!!
We mauled them child molesters pretty good eh pal?
Yeah, black or white, he’s still a mailman. Just stop calling me Tubbs.
“You think Michael Vick could get into trouble for these fights we organized at his place?”
“Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?”
“Hey, you hear about that Vick guy who lives across the street?”
“Yeah, thank God for him…those PitBulls were dicks!”
(Black Dog) – “Hi I am Wayne Brady’s dog, and the other black dogs, they just don’t get me. Are you single my little vanilla princess?”
too bad they dont own an asian dog
”I have a dream that my two dogs will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their fur, but by the content of their terrier.”
“Somehow, the animals are always the first to know..”
“Sadly, Romeo and Juliett’s pets are often overlooked by history.”
Wow, I can’t believe Obama got elected. Now we can be together. This time, change is for real…
Ying and Yang were lifetime friends.
“The most recent round of celebrity layoffs included DMX’s behind-the-scene lyricists, Kiki and Fido.
I sense some interracial ball licking and ass sniffing is on the way.
“Do you think Mom ever cheated on Dad?”
“What gives you that idea?”
Ying and Yang (flower pot man not pictured)
Trailer park hounds…
Fake Left, Go right, On three!
Bow Wow and Proud
They look astHounded.
It’s a dog meet dog world, after all.
It’s a dog meet dog world, after all.
Sorry about the double post, I’m new to the site and I messed up.
“People will never understand a love like ours. . . . There is no reason why we can’t be together.”
Racial Joke in
3…..
2….
1….
M jackson and P Mc Cartney get ready for the re release of Ebony and Ivory.
Even animals get jungle fever.
Don’t worry about it — Minnesota Viking Vinsante Shiancoe ain’t got nothin’ on you.
White dog: God-damnit! Where the fuck is your lazy ass brother? I thought you told him we were going to the Halloween party as an Oreo!
Even animals get jungle fever.
And you didn’t think Wife Swap was a good idea!
White Dog: Do you see him?
Black Dog: Fo shizzle my bizzle.
“United States Postal Service: Bringing dogs together since 1863″
Foreplay…….
“…. and next thing i know someone’s tongue was in my crotch…. AND it wasn’t mine!!!”
Safety in numbers: Dogs use the buddy system as species tension run high after Man announces there will be revenge for Mr Hands.
(http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mr._Hands)
This picture shows that even dogs can overcome racism… get it micheal richards?
“I’m still faster than you”
“Yeah? Well I get better jobs, make more money, and my children go to better schools”
“Dude, you’re a fucking dog”
Ebony and Ivory….
live together in perfect harmony….
The burning cross on the lawn did nothing to stop their love.
Sit?
Lets see you teach you’re shadow to do this!
Obama and Biden enjoying a relaxing weekend at Camp David..
Though we be of different colors, all men are brothers when a fine ass bitch walks by…..
“Gay Dogs”
Marlie and Me 2
The Dog Dies Dies Again!
“Color separation anxiety”
“Sorry about the shoe polish, but you *did* fall asleep first”
“Uhh, wasn’t there a *grey* dog there a minute ago?”
“People don’t get it do they? Everyone has a butt and they all smell about the same, don’t they?”
interracial relationships; a thing of the past.
“Don’t worry babe, you’ll always be my bitch.”
Aw, ma? Do I gotta pose for a pic?
*sigh (What a bitch)
He did it!!!
Stockton and Malone notice a fox off in the horizon and wonder if Mark Eaton has come to visit…
I know they just discovered the whole interacial thing, but let’s just keep this on the down low.
Rex and Spike made the right decision to move to Connecticut so they can live out their golden years together.
I wish I knew how to quit you
You can be my baby it don’t matter if you’re black or white.
This is what happens when you let your puppy dogs watch Brokeback Mountain.
Black and white unite… to keep the neighborhood free of Mexicans.
White Dog:You know you’re my dog right?
Black Dog: What is that a black joke?
Spy vs Spy episode 83: Disguised in the White House
Spy vs Spy episode 83: Disguised in the White House
Who ever said a gay inter-racial canine relationship was the weirdest thing you could possibly witness?
Obama and McCain do post-election visit.
Did he just… he just curb stomped that guy! You better run man.
with Obama elected president, all racism can be put aside.
Fuck, even dogs can get a loan on a house that I can’t afford.
Just a few more minutes then I’m gonna kick your ass back to Baltimore.
Yeah…. so you say honky dog.
Ok Roofus, that’s enough. I think it moved.
The exact moment the housing crisis began…
June 14, 2004; 3:42 pm: Rex and Fifi purchase their first home.
The mailman is so fucked.
…bullshit
Jackal, jackal, is it a jackal? Jackal, jackal it looks like a jackal, is it a jackal?
Ebony and Ivory
Barking in perfect harmony
It’s ok….they cut mine off too when I was a puppy. Let them go, man. Let them go.
hey sorry about that fight we had in the opening scene of the exorcist. Yea, me too.
Brokeback Dog House
White Dog (mother): Well son, if your dad hasn’t noticed you’re not his kid yet, I don’t know if he’ll ever get it.
“hey man remember when we chased that cat?”
“yeah”
“good times”
“yeah”
Hey Barack…..How sweet lookin are Michelles puppys?
Better than your bitch George…better than your bitch.
Black dog: Dude, do you think we could learn how to photoshop?
White dog: I already know how to photoshop.
Black dog: Really?
White dog: Everything but the damn blur tool!
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why don’t we?
Obama won.. now we can be friends..
Good thing we’re color blind.
what a shitty microsoft paint job
Aww… Yin and Yang have found perfect harmony in their friendship.
You are black, and I am white, life’s an eskimo pie, let’s take a bite.
Yet another 48 hours.
Ebony and Ivory living in perfect harmony
i don’t care what the doctor says your still my brother even if it is from another mother.
*sniff* They grow up so fast…I think i’m gonna cry
It’s ok honey, let it out
Black dog: “Dude I know you want black friends but this is absurd”
White dog: “I’m totally getting this framed”
” HEY DOG , YOU TAKE THE WHITE BITCH AND I’LL TAKE THE BLACK ONE! “
Nothing heals the racial divide quite like a bitch in heat.
It all started with an innocent little touch…
“Thats right Senator Biden, we’re the big dogs now…and those Republican fucks better stay off my the porch.”
Well, at least were not Mexican………
Damn, Obama works fast..
‘Sup dawg.
A man’s best friend is a dog. A dog’s best friend is another dog.
Glue sticks anything.
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony!
Once Obama won, the pets of Spy vs. Spy decided it was time to just get along.
Yes, your mother is a bitch. Which in turn makes you a son of a bitch.
All dogs do go to heaven… Unless of course their black.
Son, I have something to tell you, your real father is pissing on that tree.
hangin’ with my dawgz
Son, I have something to tell you, you real father pissing on that tree.
Inverse voyeurism: The PC way to explain flashing your neighbors.
People let me tell ya ’bout my best frannn!
Storm shadow and snake eyes from Gijoe reunite in the afterlife as dogs during mating season, looking at a field of hot bitches. Yes, it is good to be a Ninja
yo, is that mike vick? i havent seen him in awhile, whats he been up to dog?
Not to seem racist to his black mailman, John got both a white and black attack dog.
Ebony and Ivory…
I am so gonna fuck that poodle up…you down?
Look Who’s Talking 5: Jungle Fever
If this was in a movie, at least we know which one would die first.
In the spirit of Christmas, let’s join together in hatred of that yellow dog across the street.
“Dear, you don’t have to get me a doggy bone or sniff my behind… all i want for Christmas this year is a pair of Creative’s Aurvana In-Ear Headphones.”
” Honey, what do you think of the name Hitler?”
Awaiting the results of proposition K8, which bans interracial dog ass-sniffing and crotch-licking.
can we all get along?
These dogs in particular, are not racist.
even Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney’s dogs are living in harmony.
This is nice… just you…and me…and the sunset. I love you, Reginald.
White Dog: “ok here comes the mexican mailman.”
Black Dog: “no, i think that’s Carlos Mencia.”
Both: “let’s get ‘em!”
I hope that asshole Rick Warreen is the Grand Marshal
with obama in the white house the racial barrier has been broken by all species.
“okay bro you piss on that flower and ill piss on this flower”
Beethoven: The Prequel
Lemon flavored ass kiss?
What’s better than a hot dog cracker with caviar? A hot dog who’s a cracker hugging a black dog. Caviar’s black right?
With just 30 staples and 2 broken shoulders and can make your dogs look like this.
I’m happy for you buddy, you finally got your own president. Just don’t get to attached to him.
Diddy Obama Dog, Diddy Obama Dog
I know your worried, but getting neutered isn’t the end of the world.
Just think of all of the anxiety that you’ll be saving yourself.
You won’t be able to keep the bitches/female dogs off of you.
Fred and Jamar cross the racial barrier, bonding over mutual hatred: those fucking cats.
too bad they’re colorblind.
Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony….
Been standing on this porch for like two and a half weeks now…your paws hurt? My paws hurt…how bout a winner, huh?
Who needs racism when you have mailmen and buttholes to worry about?
Check that bitch out!
This isn’t what I expected when I googled “interracial doggystyle.” Thanks for nothing Holy Taco.
(sigh) I’m cheating on you with our owner’s leg
Back off Beethoven… He’s my bitch