Give-A-Wednesday: Win Blitz The League 2

November 5th, 2008 | 09:41 am

Write a caption for this...uhh, I have no idea what's going on here...and you can win a copy of Blitz The League 2. It's the only football game that is more concerned with putting your opponent in the hospital than winning the game. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners willb e notified via HolyTaco.

See last week's winners after the jump.

Winner:
Baba: Invisible guard rail

Runners Up:
Dood: TA-DA!

Tarek: I want to land on the big ass

Drop Dead Jack: Ooohhh...so thats what a douchebag is"

Fer: "Well shit yeah I can defy gravity!"


Comments

137 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Blitz The League 2"

  1. Vito Says:

    Alabama copes with the election of Barack Obama.

  2. frankie Says:

    winner!

  3. FrogSoda Says:

    The uncut footage from the Johnny Carson Show.

  4. DonnyG Says:

    The early prototype for the Tomahawk Cruise Missle.

  5. Bestitudinal Says:

    After a failed attempt at the presidency, McCain attempts to defy the odds once again.

  6. John Says:

    This guy really impressed at the vaunted Medievel Times tryouts.

  7. Seth Says:

    Ninja School

  8. Seth Says:

    Ninja School

  9. Seth Says:

    holy fucking shit, i seriously no joke had to enter about 7 security codes

  10. J.L. Says:

    Already an accomplished darts champion, Joe decided to try his hand at the Mini-Axe Throw (Obstacle Division).

  11. zjmuse Says:

    Your doing it wrong. Fail.

  12. PataGoRica Says:

    This is my hatchet.
    There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    My hatchet is my best friend.
    My hatchet can make me fly.

  13. baba Says:

    In Soviet Russia, toothbrushes are not used the same way they are here.

  14. Macker Says:

    Really? "TA-DA?"

    Ok, I'm adjusting my game:

    "Hanging by an invisible rope"

    Winner winner chicken dinner!

    (I hope you guys were drunk. Seriously. terrible.)

  15. Nom Nom Says:

    Nice Boots

  16. baba Says:

    These Obama assassination plots are starting to get absurd.

  17. ganjoe666 Says:

    Here at Chuck Norris' army-ninja-lumberjack-MMA and cooking school you will learn many things........unscrambling eggs is lesson 2. APPLY TODAY!

  18. Robnoxious Says:

    Kamikazee parachutist hits bullseye in training

  19. tommy gibbs Says:

    when did jet li join the army

  20. Newt Says:

    Whoever he is, he really hates the Queen (Chess reference).

  21. D.J. Says:

    Joe realized almost too late that he should never have tried this while he had the hiccups.

    Or...

    Joe soon learned his lesson on bringing a hatchet to trampoline fight.

  22. DROP DEAD JACK Says:

    RedBull - It Gives you Wings (to do retarded shit.)

  23. Nick Says:

    This is what japanese people do in their spare time.

  24. Timmy the Tumor Says:

    Tryouts for the new Food Network "Vladimir Putin's Iron Chef"

  25. Timmy the Tumor Says:

    Tryouts for the new Food Network "Vladimir Putin's Iron Chef"

  26. DonnyG Says:

    Not pictured: Alien Spacecraft utilizing tractor beam.

  27. Andy Says:

    Geronimo eat your heart out!

  28. KingKongThom Says:

    David Blaine's at it again

  29. Blake Says:

    Ah, Russia, what would we do without you and your crazy military practices?

  30. sixtwotwo Says:

    Cue gravity in 3, 2, 1...

  31. jburg Says:

    well seeing as how you just pick winners at random (TA-DA) I'm gonna go ahead and give the following caption:

    Dirty Upside-down hatchet man

  32. CB Says:

    Bob trained hard for when the armless and feetless aliens attacked.

  33. CB Says:

    Artie was the best of the best, despite struggling with gravity.

  34. CB Says:

    After this, sarge gave Rupert a .50 Caliber in attempt to hold him down to the earth.

  35. Pratik Says:

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

  36. Bod Says:

    This is what the guy on the bike was attempting for the ladies.

  37. billsilver Says:

    Why i dont join the military.

  38. Turd Ferguson Says:

    This is why you SHOULD join the army

  39. STEVEN Says:

    "MINNESOTA "VIKINGS" PRE-SEASON TRAINING"

  40. Dan Says:

    Someone tell this guy he can chill with that, Obama won the election.

  41. ignoramos Says:

    "Since when did Does Everything Right Side Up start doing everything upside-down?"

  42. Ph0BoLuS Says:

    Cherokee indians of the 21st century.

  43. ignoramos Says:

    "Since when did Does Everything Right Side Up start doing everything upside-down?"

  44. JaYMEZ Says:

    Dave forgot to let go of the axe.

  45. JaYMEZ Says:

    Dave forgot to let go of the axe.

  46. JaYMEZ Says:

    Dave forgot to let go of the axe.

  47. Hooligan3118 Says:

    If Squanto knew how to do that, it would now be 4,700 wampum that I still owe to the Belagio.

  48. Brucie Says:

    is it me or have Fat Camps gone a lil too far?

  49. Pat Says:

    The funny part is, he's actually catching the ax.

  50. Pat Says:

    This is actually the cover for BLITZ Ax-Throwers 1940.

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