Write a caption for this…uhh, I have no idea what’s going on here…and you can win a copy of Blitz The League 2. It’s the only football game that is more concerned with putting your opponent in the hospital than winning the game. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners willb e notified via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Baba: Invisible guard rail
Runners Up:
Dood: TA-DA!
Tarek: I want to land on the big ass
Drop Dead Jack: Ooohhh…so thats what a douchebag is"
Fer: "Well shit yeah I can defy gravity!"
winner!
Alabama copes with the election of Barack Obama.
Why i dont join the military.
This is what the guy on the bike was attempting for the ladies.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???
After this, sarge gave Rupert a .50 Caliber in attempt to hold him down to the earth.
Artie was the best of the best, despite struggling with gravity.
Bob trained hard for when the armless and feetless aliens attacked.
well seeing as how you just pick winners at random (TA-DA) I’m gonna go ahead and give the following caption:
Dirty Upside-down hatchet man
Cue gravity in 3, 2, 1…
Ah, Russia, what would we do without you and your crazy military practices?
David Blaine’s at it again
Geronimo eat your heart out!
This is what japanese people do in their spare time.
Tryouts for the new Food Network “Vladimir Putin’s Iron Chef”
Tryouts for the new Food Network “Vladimir Putin’s Iron Chef”
Not pictured: Alien Spacecraft utilizing tractor beam.
RedBull – It Gives you Wings (to do retarded shit.)
Joe realized almost too late that he should never have tried this while he had the hiccups.
Or…
Joe soon learned his lesson on bringing a hatchet to trampoline fight.
when did jet li join the army
Whoever he is, he really hates the Queen (Chess reference).
Kamikazee parachutist hits bullseye in training
Here at Chuck Norris’ army-ninja-lumberjack-MMA and cooking school you will learn many things……..unscrambling eggs is lesson 2. APPLY TODAY!
These Obama assassination plots are starting to get absurd.
Nice Boots
In Soviet Russia, toothbrushes are not used the same way they are here.
Really? “TA-DA?”
Ok, I’m adjusting my game:
“Hanging by an invisible rope”
Winner winner chicken dinner!
(I hope you guys were drunk. Seriously. terrible.)
This is my hatchet.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hatchet is my best friend.
My hatchet can make me fly.
The force is strong with the wooden blue-man.
The Army now includes trainning methods from “the Matrix”, you should see this guy climb a wall..
Russia test its new PSYCHOGUIDEDHATCHET …
wtf is tada From now on I’ll pick a winner who will win nothing at all except pride. and the winner is “which one of you ladies wants to spoon feed a quadrapelegic.”
after reading this weeks winners,”which are shit” bubba jumps the security fence at holy taco and makes one well aimed throw at the editor.
Death to the Unisex bathroom!! Moonboot Power!!
Despite popular oppinion, this picture is actually upside down.
eat your heart out Keanu Reeves
Oh! There’s my contact.
The Army, dissatisfied with standard close quarter combat techniques, begins recruiting and training ninjas.
I just came to fix the FENCEEEEEEEEEE…
BANGARANG!
Cirque de Soliel tribute to the army
“Army de Soliel”
Cirque de Soliel’s tribute to the army
“Army de Soliel”.
With music by Kid Rock and somebody else who’s career ended years ago.
There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix…
Zero gravity combat training for the eventual alien invasion? Do the Russians know something the aren’t telling us?
Those anti-gravity boots may like they came out of prince’s closet but boy do they do the trick
Stay on target…Stay on Target…
The KGB is 100 times more badass than the US Military.
“Sack up soldier. This is the only way we’ll ever get his Lucky Charms.”
Ocelots: You must be at least this awesome to kill a ninja.
Whoaaa! Target’s upside down dude!
This recent photo taken with a motion detection camera proves that the myth of the throwing silhouette board isn’t a myth at all. Pictured is a man that was allegedly tossed 2,976 feet across a lawn by what seems to be a board with a silhouette painted on it, when he approached the board with a dildo in his hand. Scientists are still examining the photograph for any signs of a hoax.
Training to kill a man in the floor below you by jumping out the window and throwing an axe in the window below.
10 to 1 how VanDamn will die!
This outdoor strip club is terrible, since when is this attractive?
Elroy Jetson……the family black sheep.
The Alaskan swat team is no joke.
Maybe this wasn’t worth twenty dollars…
Up next on “when targets fight back!”…
Mama said go to college… she didnt exactly say how to get there.
Helium smuggler escaped, considered armed and dangerous.
Now cut the wire before you fall into it! …. Jesus! That’s the fifth cadet this week.
What!? You mean I could have used Photoshop?
or
Day 2 at the West Ninja U Phys Ed class
As you can see the training here at the Chuck Norris school is a little… extensive
Axidents happen!
1 “hmmm i wonder if i could shave my head with an axe, while doing a back-flip…”
or
2 wild-bird hunting lesson 3: be the bird!
“In Soviet Russia, hatchet throws you!”
“Next up on Russia’s got talent…”
Now all I have to do is throw the axe and not land on the barbed wire
TOO MANY REDBULLS !!! HOO AHHH!!
“A European Swallow or and African Swallow?”
“I don’t knooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww”
“Oh shit!”
Opps, why didnt you tell me i was supposed to let go…..
Today’s Army: Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “sharpshooter”.
Obama assassination practice.
Flying through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young man on the…way to intensive care.
Defying all logic or reason Thursday afternoon at Ft. Benning it actually was raining men, who for some strange reason were holding hatchets.
OR
Believe it or not I’m walking on air!!
…and catapulting infantry into combat was never tried again.
What a waste of a “No parachute, one drop, one kill” marine.
Xtreme Lumberjacking.
Xtreme Lumberjacking
Larry didn’t mind training with hatchets..But he wanted to tell Sarge that the new anti-gravity boots needed work.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
“Woah… I know Kung Fu”
Beat that David Blaine
revenge of the guy on the bike
G.I. Joe aint got shit on me!
Joe before he bacame “the plummer”
“Come on Pa…..Can’t we just use a musket liek everyone else?”
Now listen very carefully guys, it is very VERY important that you let go of the axe when you swing your arm or you might just…. OH DAMN LOOK AT BENNY!
And here we have the Polish Special Forces training for their annual “Hardest Way to Kill a Man” contest. The Cadet calls this “Death from OH FUCK”.
Whoa! Deja Vu… There’s a glitch in the Matrix… I’ve been the topic for Give-A-Wednesday two weeks in a row.
Not tricks! … Illusions Micheal.
*In your best Boomhower voice and speed read*
“Well now man whatcha do here is now get em up here in like this way and kind of a get down boogey up side downsical engular descention mummble mumble ax man with a target man mmm hmm!”
Cadet Franklin is having second thoughts about throwing the antigravity axe.
“Well back in my day, we didn’t have bombs! We’d throw the gays out of the plane with a hatchet and tell ‘em to do something manly. That’s why I voted for McCain” *fills Depends
“Well back in my day, we didn’t have bombs! We’d throw the gays out of the plane with a hatchet and tell ‘em to do something manly. That’s why I voted for McCain” *fills Depends
I’m tired of that functionally retarded midget Tom Cruise showing us how in love he is.
One word. Collaboration. Two pictures ago and the last pic. End of story.
I’m telling ya man, everybody in America hates soccer because we don’t have kick-ass half time shows like the ones that the Russians put on. (note the soccer goal in this picture and the flaming brick hammer one that i pointed out before bitches.)
Canadian Airbourne division…
Tune in next for pummel horse sniper shooting
Alabama copes with the election of Barack Obama.
John never really understood the concept of gravity.
Commissar Obama’s first military cut = parachutes.
Why is Steven Segal still making films?
What the hell……….why is that axe throwing that man!?
Al-Qaida better watch there asses!
That’s why the video game “Dead Space” wouldn’t work on earth.
Sarah Palin’s husband Todd is incredible!!!
I’m fucking tired of that functionally retarded midget Tom Cruise showing us all how in love he is.
Redneck ninja in training.
Best rated show on ESPN “The Ocho”
Dave forgot to let go of the axe.
Military demonstration shows the most effective way of inflicting a successful nut shot with an ax.
didn’t mean to spam out there but the page kept acting like it didn’t accept my entry. oops
This is actually the cover for BLITZ Ax-Throwers 1940.
is it me or have Fat Camps gone a lil too far?
The funny part is, he’s actually catching the ax.
Dave forgot to let go of the axe.
If Squanto knew how to do that, it would now be 4,700 wampum that I still owe to the Belagio.
Dave forgot to let go of the axe.
Cherokee indians of the 21st century.
“Since when did Does Everything Right Side Up start doing everything upside-down?”
Dave forgot to let go of the axe.
“Since when did Does Everything Right Side Up start doing everything upside-down?”
Someone tell this guy he can chill with that, Obama won the election.
This is why you SHOULD join the army
“MINNESOTA “VIKINGS” PRE-SEASON TRAINING”
Your doing it wrong. Fail.
Already an accomplished darts champion, Joe decided to try his hand at the Mini-Axe Throw (Obstacle Division).
holy fucking shit, i seriously no joke had to enter about 7 security codes
Ninja School
Ninja School
This guy really impressed at the vaunted Medievel Times tryouts.
After a failed attempt at the presidency, McCain attempts to defy the odds once again.
The early prototype for the Tomahawk Cruise Missle.
The uncut footage from the Johnny Carson Show.