Write a caption for this...uhh, I have no idea what's going on here...and you can win a copy of Blitz The League 2. It's the only football game that is more concerned with putting your opponent in the hospital than winning the game. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners willb e notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Baba: Invisible guard rail
Runners Up: Dood: TA-DA!
Tarek: I want to land on the big ass
Drop Dead Jack: Ooohhh...so thats what a douchebag is"
I'm telling ya man, everybody in America hates soccer because we don't have kick-ass half time shows like the ones that the Russians put on. (note the soccer goal in this picture and the flaming brick hammer one that i pointed out before bitches.)
"Well back in my day, we didn't have bombs! We'd throw the gays out of the plane with a hatchet and tell 'em to do something manly. That's why I voted for McCain" *fills Depends
"Well back in my day, we didn't have bombs! We'd throw the gays out of the plane with a hatchet and tell 'em to do something manly. That's why I voted for McCain" *fills Depends
"Well now man whatcha do here is now get em up here in like this way and kind of a get down boogey up side downsical engular descention mummble mumble ax man with a target man mmm hmm!"
Now listen very carefully guys, it is very VERY important that you let go of the axe when you swing your arm or you might just.... OH DAMN LOOK AT BENNY!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 5th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
Dave forgot to let go of the axe.
November 5th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
Military demonstration shows the most effective way of inflicting a successful nut shot with an ax.
November 5th, 2008 at 05:08 pm
didn't mean to spam out there but the page kept acting like it didn't accept my entry. oops
November 5th, 2008 at 05:09 pm
Redneck ninja in training.
November 5th, 2008 at 05:10 pm
Best rated show on ESPN "The Ocho"
November 5th, 2008 at 05:13 pm
Sarah Palin's husband Todd is incredible!!!
November 5th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
I'm fucking tired of that functionally retarded midget Tom Cruise showing us all how in love he is.
November 5th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
What the hell..........why is that axe throwing that man!?
November 5th, 2008 at 05:18 pm
Al-Qaida better watch there asses!
November 5th, 2008 at 05:21 pm
That's why the video game "Dead Space" wouldn't work on earth.
November 5th, 2008 at 05:22 pm
Commissar Obama's first military cut = parachutes.
November 5th, 2008 at 05:23 pm
Why is Steven Segal still making films?
November 5th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
John never really understood the concept of gravity.
November 5th, 2008 at 05:36 pm
Alabama copes with the election of Barack Obama.
November 5th, 2008 at 06:02 pm
Canadian Airbourne division...
November 5th, 2008 at 06:54 pm
Tune in next for pummel horse sniper shooting
November 5th, 2008 at 07:17 pm
I'm telling ya man, everybody in America hates soccer because we don't have kick-ass half time shows like the ones that the Russians put on. (note the soccer goal in this picture and the flaming brick hammer one that i pointed out before bitches.)
November 5th, 2008 at 07:19 pm
One word. Collaboration. Two pictures ago and the last pic. End of story.
November 5th, 2008 at 07:59 pm
I'm tired of that functionally retarded midget Tom Cruise showing us how in love he is.
November 5th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
"Well back in my day, we didn't have bombs! We'd throw the gays out of the plane with a hatchet and tell 'em to do something manly. That's why I voted for McCain" *fills Depends
November 5th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
"Well back in my day, we didn't have bombs! We'd throw the gays out of the plane with a hatchet and tell 'em to do something manly. That's why I voted for McCain" *fills Depends
November 6th, 2008 at 05:39 am
Cadet Franklin is having second thoughts about throwing the antigravity axe.
November 6th, 2008 at 07:12 am
*In your best Boomhower voice and speed read*
"Well now man whatcha do here is now get em up here in like this way and kind of a get down boogey up side downsical engular descention mummble mumble ax man with a target man mmm hmm!"
November 6th, 2008 at 07:15 am
Not tricks! ... Illusions Micheal.
November 6th, 2008 at 07:56 am
And here we have the Polish Special Forces training for their annual "Hardest Way to Kill a Man" contest. The Cadet calls this "Death from OH FUCK".
November 6th, 2008 at 08:37 am
Whoa! Deja Vu... There's a glitch in the Matrix... I've been the topic for Give-A-Wednesday two weeks in a row.
November 6th, 2008 at 09:01 am
G.I. Joe aint got shit on me!
November 6th, 2008 at 09:05 am
Joe before he bacame "the plummer"
November 6th, 2008 at 10:44 am
"Come on Pa.....Can't we just use a musket liek everyone else?"
November 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Now listen very carefully guys, it is very VERY important that you let go of the axe when you swing your arm or you might just.... OH DAMN LOOK AT BENNY!
November 6th, 2008 at 01:35 pm
revenge of the guy on the bike
November 6th, 2008 at 02:30 pm
Beat that David Blaine
November 6th, 2008 at 03:12 pm
"Woah... I know Kung Fu"
November 6th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
Larry didn't mind training with hatchets..But he wanted to tell Sarge that the new anti-gravity boots needed work.
November 6th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
November 6th, 2008 at 05:58 pm
What a waste of a "No parachute, one drop, one kill" marine.
November 6th, 2008 at 09:26 pm
Xtreme Lumberjacking.
November 6th, 2008 at 09:27 pm
Xtreme Lumberjacking
November 6th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
...and catapulting infantry into combat was never tried again.
November 7th, 2008 at 01:17 am
Defying all logic or reason Thursday afternoon at Ft. Benning it actually was raining men, who for some strange reason were holding hatchets.
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Believe it or not I'm walking on air!!
November 7th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Obama assassination practice.
November 7th, 2008 at 01:53 pm
Flying through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young man on the...way to intensive care.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Today's Army: Bringing a whole new meaning to the term "sharpshooter".
November 7th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Opps, why didnt you tell me i was supposed to let go.....
November 8th, 2008 at 05:02 am
"Oh shit!"
November 8th, 2008 at 07:03 am
"A European Swallow or and African Swallow?"
"I don't knooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww"
November 8th, 2008 at 01:16 pm
TOO MANY REDBULLS !!! HOO AHHH!!
November 8th, 2008 at 01:29 pm
Now all I have to do is throw the axe and not land on the barbed wire
November 8th, 2008 at 01:48 pm
"Next up on Russia's got talent..."
November 8th, 2008 at 01:55 pm
"In Soviet Russia, hatchet throws you!"
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