Write a caption for this...uhh, I have no idea what's going on here...and you can win a copy of Blitz The League 2. It's the only football game that is more concerned with putting your opponent in the hospital than winning the game. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners willb e notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Baba: Invisible guard rail
Runners Up: Dood: TA-DA!
Tarek: I want to land on the big ass
Drop Dead Jack: Ooohhh...so thats what a douchebag is"
This recent photo taken with a motion detection camera proves that the myth of the throwing silhouette board isn't a myth at all. Pictured is a man that was allegedly tossed 2,976 feet across a lawn by what seems to be a board with a silhouette painted on it, when he approached the board with a dildo in his hand. Scientists are still examining the photograph for any signs of a hoax.
wtf is tada From now on I'll pick a winner who will win nothing at all except pride. and the winner is "which one of you ladies wants to spoon feed a quadrapelegic."
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 8th, 2008 at 02:04 pm
1 "hmmm i wonder if i could shave my head with an axe, while doing a back-flip..."
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2 wild-bird hunting lesson 3: be the bird!
November 8th, 2008 at 05:49 pm
Axidents happen!
November 8th, 2008 at 05:52 pm
As you can see the training here at the Chuck Norris school is a little... extensive
November 8th, 2008 at 08:01 pm
What!? You mean I could have used Photoshop?
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Day 2 at the West Ninja U Phys Ed class
November 8th, 2008 at 08:41 pm
Now cut the wire before you fall into it! .... Jesus! That's the fifth cadet this week.
November 9th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Helium smuggler escaped, considered armed and dangerous.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Mama said go to college... she didnt exactly say how to get there.
November 9th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Up next on "when targets fight back!"...
November 9th, 2008 at 03:37 pm
Maybe this wasn't worth twenty dollars...
November 9th, 2008 at 04:18 pm
The Alaskan swat team is no joke.
November 9th, 2008 at 04:25 pm
This outdoor strip club is terrible, since when is this attractive?
November 9th, 2008 at 04:27 pm
Elroy Jetson......the family black sheep.
November 9th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
10 to 1 how VanDamn will die!
November 9th, 2008 at 04:56 pm
Training to kill a man in the floor below you by jumping out the window and throwing an axe in the window below.
November 9th, 2008 at 07:04 pm
Whoaaa! Target's upside down dude!
November 9th, 2008 at 07:17 pm
This recent photo taken with a motion detection camera proves that the myth of the throwing silhouette board isn't a myth at all. Pictured is a man that was allegedly tossed 2,976 feet across a lawn by what seems to be a board with a silhouette painted on it, when he approached the board with a dildo in his hand. Scientists are still examining the photograph for any signs of a hoax.
November 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am
"Sack up soldier. This is the only way we'll ever get his Lucky Charms."
November 10th, 2008 at 04:14 pm
Ocelots: You must be at least this awesome to kill a ninja.
November 10th, 2008 at 06:45 pm
The KGB is 100 times more badass than the US Military.
November 11th, 2008 at 07:05 am
Cirque de Soliel tribute to the army
"Army de Soliel"
November 11th, 2008 at 07:10 am
Cirque de Soliel's tribute to the army
"Army de Soliel".
With music by Kid Rock and somebody else who's career ended years ago.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:15 am
There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix...
November 11th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Zero gravity combat training for the eventual alien invasion? Do the Russians know something the aren't telling us?
November 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Those anti-gravity boots may like they came out of prince's closet but boy do they do the trick
November 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Stay on target...Stay on Target...
November 11th, 2008 at 04:11 pm
I just came to fix the FENCEEEEEEEEEE...
November 11th, 2008 at 04:10 pm
BANGARANG!
November 11th, 2008 at 05:13 pm
Oh! There's my contact.
November 11th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
The Army, dissatisfied with standard close quarter combat techniques, begins recruiting and training ninjas.
November 11th, 2008 at 06:03 pm
eat your heart out Keanu Reeves
November 11th, 2008 at 06:15 pm
wtf is tada From now on I'll pick a winner who will win nothing at all except pride. and the winner is "which one of you ladies wants to spoon feed a quadrapelegic."
November 11th, 2008 at 06:18 pm
after reading this weeks winners,"which are shit" bubba jumps the security fence at holy taco and makes one well aimed throw at the editor.
November 11th, 2008 at 07:38 pm
Death to the Unisex bathroom!! Moonboot Power!!
November 12th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Despite popular oppinion, this picture is actually upside down.
November 12th, 2008 at 06:24 am
Russia test its new PSYCHOGUIDEDHATCHET ...
November 12th, 2008 at 08:40 am
The Army now includes trainning methods from "the Matrix", you should see this guy climb a wall..
November 23rd, 2008 at 06:19 pm
The force is strong with the wooden blue-man.
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