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yeah, of course you do realize that they are Indian and not Mexican or otherwise Latino.
Elliot told me to phone home and all i got was this bear…
“Apparently she took things a bit too literally when I asked her to suck me dry…”
This man volunteered to test Iran’s new biological weapon. It was a success, so why the long face?
ET’s people sign a treaty with Manuel Noriega
look what this indian food made me poop out!
“Mini-Mex”
Bollywood has announced that ET 2 is ready for production
“Iranian version of Austin Powers, starring Dr. Evil and Mini-me”
Nice try, Amul, but we can see your lips move. Do it again!
This guy sure gives Jeff Dunham a run for his money…
Ron Jeremy’s penis decided it was time to tell HIS side of the story….
“For as little as 15 cents per day, you can adopt little Massoud who has been deprived a hot meal in over 45 years”
It’s Mac and me bollywood version.
I told you Obama was a puppet!
Jose Jalapeno on a stick’s english lesson…”Si”
Everything’s weirder in India.
Jose Jalapeno on a sticks english lesson.
Bollywood’s next big thing contracts to play Mr. Hanky in the new South Park movie.
Looks like John McCain and Gary Coleman walked together through the transmogrifier again
It’s apparently “Bring your gollum to work” day.
The real question today is… “Will it blend?”
Brad Pitt!?!?!?!? I thought his new movie was fiction. Is the flying Spaghetti monster real too?
“Beetlejuice..Beetlejuice……..BEETLEJUICE”!
Saddam Hussein: The Master Ventriloquist.
They have such adorable children too!!
Six months later Jimmy “The Turtle” Rodriguez was replaced by the fax machine. Hard times fell on Jimmy when he was caught fornicating with Pinocchio in the janitor’s closet.
End of starvation in Ethiopia : government bought 20 rice bags.
I getting adopted…watta ya mean Michael Jackson !!!!!!
yes, my feces can do paperwork, now please move along!
The missing link in evolution found in Pakistan by mustached accountant.
Learning to read and write again after a failed suicide mission in Pakistan.
Japetto get your hand outta my ass!
Son, its fine if you want to keep him, but make sure you follow these three rules:
1. Do not feed him after midnight.
2. Never get him wet.
3. Keep him away from sunlight.
I thought E.T. made it.
Ray Ramon really let himself go.
Ray Ramon has really let himself go.
Ray Ramon has really let himself go.
My Family says I’m going to be the next Michael Jackson
this photo was taken during one of the gnarliest ass thummings the taliban has ever encountered
“How do you spell Suicide Note?”
yeees, i’m the gerbil master, how may i assist you?
Mr Hanky signs new contract with South Park. (seen with his lawyer Dr Gonzo)
Just testing out a new Jeff Dunham puppet.
Habib here is somewhat a celebrity around these parts, you may recognize him from Men In Black II.
“Writing is fun”!!!
Goat Milk……it does the body………good?
“Now that your the next American Idol Winner, where you gonna go??? “I’m going back to the bicycle basket I left behind at Disney’s ET ride!”
Right after he signed the suicide bomber disclaimer, Habeeb learns of the multiple virgin goats waiting for him in heaven!
I Kill You!
i actually know a nice lady for this young hoss
Damn it, Pedro, get your hand out of my ass! How many times do I gotta tell you, I’m not a dummy, I’m… oh wait, that kinda feels nice.
Say hello to my little friend…
Mr. Hanky doesnt look so cool in real life
Unfortunatley, bring a your clone to work day, didn’t work out so well for the good doctor.
you a little short on cash
Mexico has made some startling advances in ventriloquism the last few years.
Say hello to my little friend.
डायल करना घर
(phone home in hindu)
God, in his infinite cruelty and humor, has reincarnated Peter Lorre as a retarded Moroccan midget.
“We’re so happy same sex marriage is permitted here”
A tragic end for the model for the Hindu RockEm SockEm robots game ….
Tell them that there are no biological weapons in Iraq Azzul!
Greg Valentino gets released from prison.
Crab Peeeeooople, Crab Peeeeeeooople
“Jim Hensen’s successor, pictured with ‘KhergmÄ«t’ the puppet for the upcoming show, SesÄÂÂhmÄ« Street”
I’d like to introduce you to my tumor, Abdullah.
Mr. Akbars hand puppets look less realistic every day.
exxxxcellent
I bet he’s using a #1 pencil or some wierd shit like that too.
Known for her exotic looks, Jennifer always knew how to get “extra credit” from Professor Gupta.
Anyone want a Pez?
Wow, when they said they were “downsizing” at work, they weren’t kidding…
(by the way, I posted “why so serious” first last week)
One of Meixo’s most wanted drug lords, Esteban Enrique Lopez was born on June 23, 1985 at local marijuana processing facility outside of San Buenaventura. His morther, Anita Benita Sanchez, believed she was taking a crap until one of her turds started swimming around in the toilet bowl; this was the first demonstration of Esteban’s determination and ambition. Here he can be seen learning the drug trade from his father Enrique Enrique Que Lopez, who he later personally assassinated. It was reported that Esteban hid in his father’s soup and then proceed to choke him to death.
What you talkin bout Jose?
Just sign on the dotted line and you will be the proud owner of your PRECIOUS…
E.T. never phoned home… and subsequently was forced to sign a contract that enslaved him to Raúl Castro.
Hey! Isn’t that Ray Ramano?
After Total Recall, Kuato settled in Mexico where he would live in obscurity.
PINOCCHIO!!!!
Say hello to my lil friend!!!!!
This just in…
Angelina adopts a thirty five year old Hindi and renames him “Turdburgler”!
“Ha-lo kids, vat time is it? Its Houdi Dutti time!”
Bollywood follows suit with Hollywood in shitty remakes. The Indians first attempt …..E.T.
the island of dr. mukesh… the bollywood version of island of dr. moreau.
IF you think my face is bad, wait till you see my asshole.
Yes, I accept the generous offer of your excess body mass. Is this where you want me to sign?
The Great Gazoo meets Billy Dee Williams
For my next trick, I will make “Woody” talk while I drink from this glass of water.
We met on progeria-personals.com
Mini Me, if I ever lost you I don’t know what I would do.
…..
I’d probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.
Mini Me, if I ever lost you I don’t know what I would do.
(pause)
I’d probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.
“I’m smiling so big because this pencil is the width of my penis. Impressive, right?”
Watch him smile when I touch his ass.
Coming to theaters Summer 2009……The Office of Dr. Moreau.
Much to Luigi’s surprise, he was attacked by a Goomba seconds before the photo was taken.
This year’s hottest holiday item in Pakistan: the Ray Romano ventriloquist dummy!!
This year’s hottest holiday item in Pakistan: the Ray Romano ventriloquist dummy!!
After failed radiation experiment, man’s penis comes to life!
Dude get your hand out of my ass…
sweet fax machine
It’s nice to see that the guy from Mac and Me hasn’t gone the typical child star route.
This week’s episode of The Office, guest starring Lil Penny and Cheech Marin
I got no stings to hold me down…
Brad and Angelina finally hired a tutor
Rejoice! They’re making new episodes of
“Diff’rent Strokes”!
Life-sized pencil topper!
After E.T. phoned home – he is seen here signing legal papers with Dr. Rey for the upcoming season of Dr. 90210.
will you tell this guy that I AM NOT A PUPPET and to get his finger out of my ass
Having a creepy lap-midget will be THE must-have office accesory of 2009!
When they told me I’d be getting a right hand man to easemy workload, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind
I shall call him… Mini-me
It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple holding a baby’s arm holding a huge pencil.
Wrote this one before and somehow it disappeared…
Say hello to my little friend…
Quaid…start the reactor!
i know the perfect girl for this young hoss
Scariest ventriloquist ever.
What are reasons crackheads shouldn’t reproduce?
Betcha can’t guess who gets paid more
Betcha can’t guess who gets paid more
Mr. Burns is real.
Mr. Burns is real!
If you do not get your hand out of my ass, I will bite your dick off
my new 12 step program can teach your penis to do office work, just as I have done here.
Ricky
Bring your aborted fetus to work day
heh heh look at the gitty little bastard, all happy to be workin and shit. Good for him… good for him.
My dummy can write and talk at the same time!
Open Your Mind To Kuato!!
coming up next on the maury povich show…
This is why you shouldn’t put your ventriloquist dummy in the dryer.
Thanks to the Obama Economy, even illegal imigrants were forced to downsize.
And now little Habib will sign this contract and sing Mary had a Little Lamb while I drink this glass of water.
He used to be a rock. Literally. You might not see it, but he’s a hell of a lay.
i always knew saddam and the crypt keeper had something going on
And in news today Mexican Howdy Doody signed a 4 dollar contract to appear on primetime on mexican PBS.
i told you we needed a safety word
My buddy, My buddy! My buddy and MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Weez gonna make One Hundred Trillion Billion Dollars Habibi!!!
how can i get earthworm jim’s autograph?
OH MY GOD!!!…. look at the size of that guys pencil!
This little fella gives the double hand jobs EVER!
My name is Papoose.
My name is Papoose.
Growing up as siamese twins, Don had always eaten all of Juan’s food. The results speak for themselves.
They take corporate downsizing a bit too serious in Cuba.
tell me the truth, can you see my lips moving?
Why a ventriloquist with aids should never be alone with their puppets.
Little guy: I thought the camera was supposed to add ten pounds?
Big guy: Not for you, you little shit.
Little guy: Hey guy, do you think I could get my own chair? You smell like burritos and taint.
yeaa!!! we found the real life ET
we should make a cartoon of this kid, with his eyes popping out
Fidel doesn’t have terminal cancer, he is obviously fine.
Definately not what Pinocchio meant by “real boy”
Where Are They Now? – Evil Alien Stomach Monster Edition
This is the LAST time I get a pencil top eraser from Sanrio surprises.
I really hate when his mustache rubs against me. Especially if I’m sleep and he comes in the room. It scares me . . . help ! ! !
“A ven-tree-lo-quist? What?… OH! SÃÂÂ! SÃÂÂ! why else would my hand be there señor!”
“Where in the world is Ross Perot”
-”Say Goodnight, Gupta.”
-”Goodnight Gupta!”
Its the Howdy Saudi show
SILENCE……….i kill you!
i told you……that’s what happens when you have sex with your sister……but no, nobody listens to the guy from alabama!
But like all dark men, hes still large where it really counts.
Look Bob,
Last night was a bobble-head giveaway at the game!!
The clerical adventures of Earthworm Jim
So what do you say? do you think there is a market for a creepy accountant doll?
Having safely extracted the pencil, Sanjeet was left with the sort of smile that says, “thank all the gods for giving me a prostate”.
Devi and his shrink have a close relationship.
iraq’s got talent winner – charlie oilslick and the leathery skinned iraqi saw puppet
The funny thing is.. the little guy isnt the one with the disability.
You can barely see his mouth move.
Even the after-birth of Tiger Woods has become a successful accountant. Is there nothing associated with this guy that doesnt scream “WINNER”
Outsourcing hit all-time low as E.T. signs contract with Dell to provide alien technical support
Say hello to my little friend…
It was uncomfortable at first for little Rajeev, having another man’s hand up his ass. But in time, he learned to appreciate someone else “speaking for him”.
As a young cancerous growth, the artist currently known as Flavor Flav signs release forms to be surgically removed from man’s leg.
“I shall call him mini-me.”
This guys good. He can even make his puppet write!!!
Get your hand out of my butt…..I’m not a damn hand puppet.
Next on E true hollywood stories: the tragic conclusion of Pablo Escobar and howdy doody
E.T.2. Visitors from Planet Eendeeah.
“Are you sure Santa’s elves are covered under the Affirmative Action program Uncle Alfonso?”
He’s a full 30 Couric’s now–the biddy made him strong!
El Jefe Dunham and Senior Peanut
Iz in ur office doing ur works.
E.T. Phone home
Middle East version of Diff ‘ Rent Strokes
Beetlejuice….Beetlejuice………………..BEETLEJUICE!
My dicks siamise twin!!! and it bites!!!
Good work Jose, you successfully mated with ET…
Through the miracle of modern medicine and surgery, Earthworm Jim was able to have a (somewhat) normal life amongst the humans he’d saved all those years ago.
Things will never be the same now that Beetlejuice has signed on with the Keebler elves…
didn’t that thing come out of sigourny(sp) weaver?
Can you tell me how to get to the vantriloquist seminar?
“When he realized his penis would not stop growing, Miguel decided to teach it how to write.”
“For like, the 20th time now…. I’m not a puppet… so please get your hand out of my ass!”
Local man teaches deformed small person to write.
?Hey Jose, where did you get that cool Pez dispenser?”
Meanwhile, at his office on Dr. Moreau’s private island…What the hell is that in the fat one’s pocket?
Writing his first letter home from NAMBLA camp.
Man takes dump, stool is good pupil.
“I just want to be a REAL boy Geppetto”
Behind the scenes at the Windows Vista tech support call center
Just me and my penis.. hangin out.
The new jeff Dunham–Silence !!!or I kill you !!!!
da plane! da plane!
Sadam lookalike patents new meat lollipop.
Julio “The Human Penis Chavez signs his 4 movie deal contract with Juan Sanchez aka the Ron Jeremy of Peruvian porn. Promises to “dive headfirst into his new career.
QUAID!!!
…now that’s a nice mustache.
Contrary to popular belief, 7-11never throws away its expired hot dogs; some move up and become administrative assistants.
And now for my next trick, I will drink this entire glass of water, while Sanjay continues horrifying clients.
Dear Santa. I want to thank you for getting me a job last year. It seems my premature arthritis caused me to write “JAW too illegibly, so you made your best guess.
Mexicans dont work in offices.
Ron Jeremy finally taught his dick how to write.
The clone experiment was not quite the sucess I’d hoped it would be.
Yeah, he’s tiny, but look at the size of his wood in his hand.
And when you are growing too old, you will make good firewood!
Indian Talent Agent Signs “The Aristocrats”
Holy shit!!!! He is… right handed.
BARAK OBAMA AND AL SHARPTEN GET RIGHT TO WORK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
Pictured: Jose Armanya, shortly after winning the “Most Horrifying Puppet Ever Made” award.
Not Pictured:His 4 crying children.
Why don’t you sit on my lap and we can talk about what pops up… HOLY SHIT!
E.T. comes back to Earth for a visit
the guy on the right totally hangs out with him for the sloppy seconds.
HAHAHA, Look at that guys pink shirt.
What you talking bout Willis?
this is what happens when you go tanning too much
“When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not.”
The stars of Stephen J. Cannell’s “Pepito & The Wiener” sign on for twelve more action-packed seasons.
Al Quida’s new #2 happily signs the peace treaty.
This guy is good! I can’t see his mouth move when it speaks!
Proof that beef jerky can learn.
The first signing for human penis civil rights.
Dobby takes dictation from the Head of Hufflepuff
This is the worst Christmas card.ever.
“Don’t be selfish, let you conjoined fetus help!—paid for buy the Association of Super Little Orange Dictating Latin Conjoined Fetuses. (ASLODLCF)
Saint “D Sanchez: the Latin Santa Claus.
Before becoming president of Venezuala, Hugo Chavez had a very successful career as “Hugo The Ventriloquist”.
some day son..you’ll be president.
How about: “Hello, I’m a human too”?
I didn’t know Chucky was signing on for a new film.
I’d tap that.
“Our colostomy bags are full, but our spirits are high.”
“Here’s the plan, we get the warhead, and we hold the wolrd ransom for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”
“Handy Pocket Creature: Office Edition”
Although Jose didn’t have much money, his dreams of being a ventriloquist would have been lost…that is, until he came across the ‘slightly defective’ bargin bin…
” See I told you Pinocchio one day you would be a REAL boy, now sign the autographs.”
“Say hello to my little friend.”
This fat guy next to me has bad breath!
Bring your Excrement to Work Day.
In Mexico, Ron Jeremy’s brother, has taught his penis to read and write.
Hi, I’m Juan, and I was rejected by e-Harmony
If your not a puppet, why does my hand fit up your ass?
” Here at Juan’s Genetic Research Laboratory, we are equal opportunity employers.”
“Through DNA experimentation Dr. Moreau has upset the balance of nature. By turning animals into humans, he’s turned heaven into hell.”
Lionel Ritchie takes his Ventriloquist act on the road.
O hai. I see you have met my puppeteer Carlos
What’s the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
You know those little toys where the eyes bug out when you squeeze them? I’m the original model. Yup – that’s right, baby!
I always smile this way when he puts his hand there.
Some people think Tweety Bird didn’t have any children…. Those people are wrong.
Hi I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC and I have transcripts from chat you were having with this 12 year old boy…….
Jesus, I know we don’t talk enough, but I need a favor. Please make this photo be a fake.
The person on the right eats bacon. The person on the left doesn’t. You tell me who looks better!
Vern Troyer signing a coffee name sake deal with Quan Valdez in SUNNY Colombia.
*Mini-Me Hangover strength back coffee coming to your favorite grocer in the fall 2009.*
Turn..on…the Reactor!
Regis Philbin agreeing to terms on a 5 year deal with telemundo after an unsightly 4 month vacation in equador
Tiny Tamar filing suit against Michael Jackson.
“But, I’m a real boy”
Kenny Rogers Roasters PR man putting the final touches on a contract that will build 40 restaurants throughout the Southern Hemisphere
Shut up! SO I cooked my mini-me a little too long….I still wuuuuuv him….like the hot little bitch he is…
BeetleJuice BeetleJuice BeetleJuice
Hey, get your hand out my ass, i’m not a puppet.
The Middle Eastern Jeff Dunham and Achmed when he was alive.
This is me and my assistant, E.T.
Since Home Improvement RICHARD KARNS life has taken a turn for the worse with a high voltage daily routine of tanning and cardio
I asked for a little help with my taxes but this is stupid.
“A gottil o geer!”
You’re the dummy! No, you’re the dummy!
“Please, can I have my body fat back now?”
Gepetto finally realizes his dream of making Pinocchio a real boy, and set him to work in the office.
“Trust me Mr. Calrissian, turning your Tibanna gas mine over to the Hairless Ewoks Coalition is the best deal you will ever make.”
See! Atkins does work!
after years of tyranny, sadam can nom do what he really loves, open up a 7-11
Disney Company stunned as real life Gepetto and Pinocchio sue for Copyright Infringement. Here the Plantiffs prepare the paperwork for the hearing.
Dear God,
FUCK YOU!
- Me
these two met on match.com, although i think one of them posted a diffrent profile picture….can u guess?
“Look maw! They gonna let me keep it!”
“I had to pay $1500 for this custom fit plaid shirt. Can u believe it?”
After shocking the world last August by announcing he shit out a living being Dr. Hasmali does it again by teaching his living shit to read and write.
The Jeffersons definitely “jumped the shark” when they introduced Little Willy to the cast. Oliver was their first choice but the Brady Bunch signed him first.
In a freak scientific accident, Dave was left horribly disfigured and must now wear glasses for his shortsightedness.
Get your thumb out of my ass, Javier.
E. T. pphhoonnee hhoooommeee…….
Pictured: Latin America’s Got Talent ’08 winner, ventriliquist Juan Nunez and his puppet Poco Loco.
Get your hand off my ass! I’m not your ventriloquist dummy!
That’s a really long pencil!
Oh, thanks for noticing!
I may be skinny, but boy is my cock ever fat!
I never expected to win the coveted Lebron James Signs with Knicks bobblehead!
1 of only 23 ever made!
India’s version of Jeff Dunham.
Alpha Centari Signs Law Allowing Slavery of Fat Humans
“Mr. Hanky the christmas poo” signs on as Vice President of Nicaragua.
Keep your chin up….
“I was going to write a caption about my conjoined twin Amelio’s mustache being bad until I remembered that I’d be pointing fingers.”
BYHDYTHCTWD: Bring Your Hideously Deformed Yet Totally Happy Child To Work Day!
Jarwinder couldn’t be happier since he accidentally locked himself in a Roncoâ„¢ Food Dehydrator.
Oh Shit! Shabba!
I’m guessing by their happy expressions that whatever just went down was a “success”.
SILENCE!!! I kill you all!!
Anorexia: Ray Romano has it.
The Curious Case of Bharat Button
Whoever put up this photo for this contest is an asshole
Is that your twin brother, or are you just happy to see me.
Hey Chico, say ‘ello to my little friend.
FUCK…. YOU OPENED THE ARK?!…. YOU MORON!
Dude, did you learn nothing from Indiana Jones?!
During Heidi Klum’s 1st visit to the in-laws place, to celebrate Kwanzaa…
She had a chance to view some old family photo albums containing pics of Seal, as a youth.
Why did that guy put a flannel shirt on his cigar?
It’s the “Island of Doctor Morose”
Yeah, but guess
who’s got a bigger dick.
Saddam on the right – back from the dead.
Son Kusay on the left – also back from the dead only what’s left…
I’ve genetically engineered this brain child to do my taxes for me
We could see him puppetting the head, but no one was sure how he was getting the pencil to move.
Laugh all you want, assholes. I’ll be visiting you in your dreams.
Exclusive! Cast photo from a table reading for Mexico’s version of “Webster” premiering this fall on Telemundo!
I didn’t realize how bad the economy really was until I took my kid to see the new mall Santa this holiday season.
Vincente Fox begins his ventriloquism tour this Saturday at the Fort Worth Howard Johnson’s
The people from the future are here!!! South Park was right all along!!!
Casting begins for Earthworm Jim the movie!!!
Gollum learns Indian!
Oh it’s Mexico? Gollum learns Spanish!
“Dear Oprah, what do you think of my new diet?”
“Tickle me Elmo daddy!” …. “uhh..maybe next christmas dear”
Pablo Escobar being given a “scared straight” lesson on the evils of cocaine
although scheduled for removal and discarding next Sunday, Cliff Wong’s tumor Hadji remains surprisingly optimistic.
I draw caricatures for a living. I’m really good… people start laughing even before I start their drawing!
Pinocchio wanted to be a real boy…..Fail.
After years of evolution, this is how Morph turned out.
Ventrilocuo
lol @ andrew, he should win.
ET really has let himself go.
This is the new and advanced ventriloquist dummy, no need to insert hand through anus… although…
The mexican Pinnochio
Some day i will be real boy…..
Or…
“If i could lift this huge pencil, i would stab you in your ugly face”
Ventriloquist dummy? $100.
Having Ed in HR falsify the personnel record and payroll? $200.
Getting an extra paycheck for sticking your hand up a puppets ass all day? Priceless.
The studios just couldn’t understand why Mexican Pinnochio was such a flop.
Nicole Ritchie must be off her diet.
Don’t worry, just act like your writing something and smile like a buck toothed beaver rat.
Dr Sanchez and his favorite puppet Wiggles
It’s a jalapeno…. on a stick….
Saddam Hussein signs treaty to not murder carney folk anymore
Two guys one… Well, it’s more like one guy, one whatthefuck…
The accountant of Dr. Moreau
thats the biggest, dirtiest q-tip i’ve ever seen
A few more hours in the oven, and I’ll look just like this pencil!
Go Back To Ventriloquist School. I Just Saw Your lips Move.
Say hello to my little friend…literally.
Self tanner shrinks you.
Gary Coleman for President but not sure why the F*#$*! he is using an oversized novelty pencil to give an autograph to his “special” friend.
And children, this is what happens when you don’t use a condom.
you like how big my puppet is? i can sit on his lap!
It crawled out of the toilet three years ago and i decided to keep it. Quickly thereafter, it became my accountant.
Even the recluse geneticist Dr. Moreau has been outsourced.
E.T. write home
Hi I’m Mr. Hanky’s little brother!
-Just sign the contract and you shall become very wealthy promoting “Habib Raisins”.
Silence…. I kill you!
Egyptian President Hasni Mumba-Jumbalaya and evil Mummy Empire leader Amon Tho-tep III have finally garnered a peace agreement, putting an end to the years long war against the undead minions.
The next asshole to make a puppet joke will die of AIDS.
those Wii Characters are creepy
The Mii Creator has gone too far…
It’s the house servant from the Island of Dr. Moreau, can i have your autograph?
LOTR fans will be happy to know that Gollum’s long lost brother was spotted in the back room of a Los Angeles halal meat outlet
No Saddam, the mustard gas did not affect my growth, it was natural. All praise the mighty Allah!
I may be no dummy, but I still like what he’s doing with his hand.
We experienced the eHarmony difference…
Due to the slumping US financial market, the sequel to “Twins” has been purchased by Mehboob Studio in Bollywood for an undisclosed amount. Recasting begins today.
“Bring Your Smeagol To Work” Day
Due to the slumping US financial market, the sequel to “Twins” has been purchased by Mehboob Studio in Bollywood. Recasting begins today.