Write a caption for these two awesome...naked...guys flexing in front of their trucks and you can win a copy of Call of Duty: World At War. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Geloti: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Runners Up:
Starship: I just came to fix the FENCEEEEEEEEEE...
MasMan: There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix...
Nick: "Army de Soliel"
Southn: ...and catapulting infantry into combat was never tried again.
Newest Hit Reality show: Which one of these two men will be the first to complete their attempt to assassinate Barack Obama? Stay tuned Are you smarter than a 5th grader is next on FOX.
" *Hickyuk* This here truck says 'can't touch this' hunny, but it doesn't say anythin' I cant fuck this. Why don't you get a picture of me and Earl Jr here fuckin' these trucks together."
The original set for MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This Video" until he got there in parachute pants and saw this. Maybe it would've propelled his career instead of ending up in the shitter.
Runner up for worse album cover ever.... The Redneck CB Boys, "Buff my Grill" ... of course the winner was Michael Jackson's best hits album entitled: "Let's watch Billy Jean Beat It"
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November 12th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
If this doesn't take it, you got gehd
November 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am
This comment had better win. LOL
November 18th, 2008 at 06:05 am
I was reading through these and chuckling...until this one.
I just sat there and laughed till I cried.
My ribs hurt.
I love this one!
November 12th, 2008 at 11:15 am
It's not the size of the man in the truck, it's the size of the truck in the man ... that's Ford Tough!
November 12th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Newest Hit Reality show: Which one of these two men will be the first to complete their attempt to assassinate Barack Obama? Stay tuned Are you smarter than a 5th grader is next on FOX.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Is this gay? You should need the pictures from last night.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Tanning beds..... Not just for Suburban white women, college chicks, and people from New Jersey anymore.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:25 am
"Here we see the difference between Redneck and Hillbilly."
November 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Someone is Clearly Compensating!
November 12th, 2008 at 11:27 am
FORD =
Fucking Old Redneck Douchebags
November 12th, 2008 at 11:34 am
"If you've ever given your wife a Christmas present of you and your brother naked in front of your Truck........You might be a Redneck!"
November 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am
"I thought you said if I stuck my penis in the grill of my truck that it would cure the herpies"
November 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
This is what inspired the douchebag selling the Supra with pictures of his Transvestite Girlfriend!
circa a couple days ago.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
" *Hickyuk* This here truck says 'can't touch this' hunny, but it doesn't say anythin' I cant fuck this. Why don't you get a picture of me and Earl Jr here fuckin' these trucks together."
November 12th, 2008 at 11:37 am
"How Peter North got discovered"
November 12th, 2008 at 11:38 am
My trucks is bigger, but his penis is...
November 12th, 2008 at 11:44 am
When you're like these two men with one normal arm and a pick up truck for the other, putting your clothes on can be tricky.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Ta-da!
November 12th, 2008 at 11:43 am
How lewis and clark uncovered america
November 12th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Hank loses narrowly to Lance in the "Looks most like his own car when naked contest"
November 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
In this tight economy car salesmen are going the extra mile to catch potential customers eyes.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Bobby Earl and Jimmy Ray wanted to come out of the closet and this was the gayest thing they could think of.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Dayum it, Bucky. Take dat dere hat off. Yer makin' us look ridiculous.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Ya juss dont understand youall werent there. I was sooo cool back then just good buddys and great trucks.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:51 am
right before the invisible klan members ran over a couple homos
November 12th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Ricky's WAXHAMMER: "Strong enough for a Ford, but made for your taint."
November 12th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
C'mon dads you're embarrassing me
November 12th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
The original set for MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This Video" until he got there in parachute pants and saw this. Maybe it would've propelled his career instead of ending up in the shitter.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Uncle Rico looks at what his life would have been if coach would have just put him in.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
We Like ribbed condoms. Better traction in the mud.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
You know how I know you're gay...
November 12th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Hey there Bobby Ray, why don't you come check my oil, and then I'll check yours
November 12th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Couldn't touch this, even if you wanted to.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
-OK Clem, I think them exhaust pipes have cooled down now, let's try it again.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Crud Cletus, you mean this ain't the M.C. Hammer video shoot and I done gone and got my truck spruced up for it?
November 12th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
And you wonder why it took so long for the automakers to fail with ads like this.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Runner up for worse album cover ever.... The Redneck CB Boys, "Buff my Grill" ... of course the winner was Michael Jackson's best hits album entitled: "Let's watch Billy Jean Beat It"
November 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I think i know who's is bigger....... Truck that is.... truck you homos
November 12th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I think we are early for the Obama rally.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Tuesdays on ABC: The Dukes of Bunghole County
November 12th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Fear Our Redneck Debauchery
November 12th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
stupid is as stupid does
November 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Smokey and the Butt Bandit
November 12th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Biloxi 911:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Epic Gay.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
I can't quit you.... You're built just so Ford tough....
November 12th, 2008 at 01:00 pm
Don't mess with the corn feds....we'll 4 wheel ya!
November 12th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
And yet both of these men voted against Prop 8.
November 12th, 2008 at 01:08 pm
Looks like someone needs a new Peterbuilt.
November 12th, 2008 at 01:03 pm
"One of these men does not want to be touched."
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