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Horse #1: “Ok Sam, operation “Zoo Escape” is not exactly going according to plan!”
Horse #2: “Yea, ya think? Giant fucking bears was a pretty huge oversight!”
Horse #1: “Oh fuck off Steve! As if your plan of swimming threw the gator pit was genius material?!”
Oops! Typo with one of the horse names. Correction:
Horse #1: “Ok operation “Zoo Escape” is not exactly going according to plan!”
Horse #2: “Yea, ya think Sam? Giant fucking bears was a pretty huge oversight!”
Horse #1: “Oh fuck off Steve! As if your plan of swimming threw the gator pit was genius material?!”
Despite having the most competitive field in years, the bears took the early lead and quickly turned this spectacle into a two horse race.
hehe
funyy
Opening Ceremonies at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in Canada.
This is why you never ride Bear Back
After pinning their unlawful porridge binge on their delinquent son, Mama and Papa rode away, leaving their criminal ways in the dust.
Short on funding after the economic crisis, the Department of Homeland Security initiates Operation: “Holy Shit! Are those bears?!”
…and you thought we were fucked when the flying sharks were dircovered.
When the tapes for Super Bowl XLI were stolen…ESPN Classic staged a low budget reenactment
No matter how hard they try, they will never be as cool as Yogi Bear was.
Brad Garrett and Robin Williams decide to take up horseback riding…
Crazy three-legged horses.
God dammit, this really shouldn’t happen more than once.
“Good call on the horses, we’re way too fucked up to drive!”
at this point, is the fence REALLY necessary?
The film taking everybody by storm ,
Coming out February 2009.
“Planet of the Bears
dude am i stoned or is a bear riding me?
Hilary and Haley Duff really need to stop jogging while wearing their Winnie the Pooh backpacks, it can’t be good for their backs.
QUIK! to JELLYSTONE PARK, YOGI needs our help, Boo Boo Been shot!
Bear#1 to Bear#2 : This might be slower than the plane but the midget snacks were great!
Cowboy 1: Well looks like bolt won again
Cowboy 2: Yea, bearly
And so it was, the two sects of beast would merge in an effort to liberate the zoo from the facist Blaskowski administration…once and for all.
Fuck you smokey, i’m gonna win this time
we are totally going to make it home for the lost premier now
Hey Hey Boo Boo lets see those bitch ass rangers take our picnic baskets now
Who finishes first gets all the honey…..
Damn it Steve!!!
WHAT! I told them I wanted the Mustang PONY package and they told me this was it!
10,000 gay men disapointed when they showed up to see the naked bears’ horse race
Oh, I won’t even try after reading this. Hysterical!
scientist : we have reasons to suspect the russians are now training bears to act as soldiers sir.
soldier : bears?
scientist : yes, bears.
soldier : we’re pretty much fucked now huh?
scientist : seems that way…
now that’s bearing down the stretch
It was at this point that Bobo the bear realized his horse’s Rick Flair hair cut would lose him the race.
Coming up next on Animal Planet: Hidden Camera…
The secret underworld of bear and horse racing. But the real twist is it’s run by Sigfried & Roy!
i know this is besides the point, but does anyone really think a 3 foot high chain link fence is going to stop a bear riding a fucking horse?
-Faster you albino Bitches! FASTEEEER!
“The ranger’s not gonna like this Yogi.”
That is a picture of bears riding horses.
I couldn’t submit my entry in verbage, a picture says it all…
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w299/skynardlynard/test.jpg
Ringling Brother’s decides to capitalize on militarization.
Bears tire of riding twinks, switch to horses
-Sure, it´s easier than riding a unicycle and we don´t have to wear those silly little costumes. I just miss the glamour…
I think I gave my girlfriend the wrong idea when I told her I wanted to go bearback.
Yet another example of whites supporting the blacks.
….and into the turn is Yogi, followed by Winnie the Pooh, then Care Bear, and BooBoo rounding off the field….
Meet the new cast to Bearback Mountain!!! – Directed by Jack Hanna; Prodeuced by Barnum & Bailey
I’m sick of these motherfucking bears on these motherfucking horses!
A week later the horses were wondering why it burned when they peed…
Racism in the wild is a bit opposite from what the human race was use too.
Animals like to swing too.
Coming out March 09, BEARBACK MOUNTAIN
“a tale about two bears in love while horse backing, innocent love story told through their eyes
Giddy-up Goldilocks, or I’ll GIVE you something too big to eat.
In tough economic times, Yogi and Boo-Boo had to find new avenues to acquire picinic baskets
if you go out in the woods today your in for a big surprise…
We knew they can smell the menstruation…
Little did we know they would come on fucking horses.
To be fair, they were being chased by two tigers riding elephants.
Dominic Sena: You know, I set this up as a joke, but somehow this looks LESS ridiculous than Nic Cage and Ron Pearlman on horseback.
Obama did promise change!
Do bears shit in the woods? Yes – but first they have to get there
Budweiser’s Clydesdale Advertising Division really lost much of its attractiveness once they brought bears into the mix.
Michael Bay is taking a new ankle on “Planet of the Apes”.
It’s official. The X Games are out of new ideas.
Baloo has Yogi by a length and a half at the turn….
Wow Michael Vick is an innovator when it comes to having animals compete
The winner gets to have butt sex with Ranger Smith.
I told you we couldn’t trust Pedobear!
No, jackass, I said I wanted to see the Bears PLAY the Colts.
“Hey what’s up with this saddle? I though we were racing bearback.”
Planet of the Bears just never seemed to catch on with audiences . . .
Jungle fever, circus animal style
“How did I get here? I’m not good with horses.”
“Dude, Im never doing mushrooms again…”
Change We Can Believe In
“Oprah Winfrey and Queen Latifah riding horses?”
Need for Speed
Benny and Marv are determined to get the jump on the salmon spawning season this year.
Robin Williams and George “The Animal” Steele seemed to enjoy their double-date with Sarah Jessica Parker and Barbra Streisand.
Now we can chase humans downhill!
Even Stephen Colbert couldn’t have imagined such a horror.
Ursine + Equine = Asinine
More nags from PETA about wearing fur
Bear 1: “Hey, remember that time we ran through the woods and terrorized those campers’ shit?”
Bear 2: “Yeah.”
Bear 1: “This is nothing like that.”
Why does Kimbo look smaller than Sarah Jessica Parker in this picture? Must be a bad angle.
“The New Bear Cavalry. Yeah, you’re still fucked”
DAMN BEARS!!
THEY TOOK OUR JYEERBS!!
the wonder twin’s bastard siblings, the wonder quadruplets, powers were not nearly as impressive.
And it’s “Going For Broke” bear-ly nudging “Luck Be With Her” at the line.
The best way to get the most speed out of your bear is to dangle something delicious in front of it.
Who is your drinking hurting?
This takes the term bearback to a whole new meaning
“And in my upset special this week, Bears all over the Colts. Back to you, Curt.”
I can’t bear to lose this contest.
Pony up and give me a Holy Taco shirt.
Don’t make me ask twice.
….titties
The end is neigh
*jockeys
Now, I’ve never watched any kind of equestrian sport before, but didn’t jokeys used to be a lot smaller?
“Yeah, shit normally sticks to my fur too, but I don’t think this is a good method for getting it off.”
I always thought apes are going to rule the world.
Nothin’ like riding Bear Back…
The next 8 years
And you thought the old bear cavalry was bad…
Game final: Bears over Colts
Now That’s what I call real Bearback ridding
On their way to bearback mountain.
Seabiscuit found in his old age that the weight was more than he could Bear.
These bears are damn lucky we’re herbivores!
this is the view from Ditka’s ass as he wins the race.
I never thought I’d say this but, the one without the mullet looks worse.
the white bronco was the getaway but you took it literealy.
“i know this isn’t exactly perfect, but to be fair, neither of us can drive stick”
Xerxes new cavalry platoon rides into battle.
Yes, this is the first step! Next we teach the bears to ride horses while riding Elephants.
Halftime of Super Bowl XLI.
Racing to see which one is the caboose.
This is what you get when you let Joel Schumacher make the sequel to Wild Wild West. Wild Wild West 2: Wilder and Wester
The doctor said all this fast food is bad for me!
They’re really BEARS. I was hoping they were going to be “Bears”……
the Zoo had to step it up in a bad economy.
1-are we there yet?
2-nooo
1-are we there yet?
2- noooo
1 are we there yet?
2-SHUT THE FUCK UP!dont you see we going in circles!
Trust me, it’ll be much easier to take the picnic baskets if we charge the campsite on horseback.
Ah! This was the type of CHANGE Obama was speaking of!
Quickly Narnia is under attack!
…they’re Bear-aling down the stretch…
Look what we bought with our charmin commercial money
I’m pretty sure this is what happens when the Seventh Seal pops.
“We’re out!” “Ride like the wind Boo Boo…”
After being put out to stud, they thought going “bearback” was going to be a lot more fun.