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Billy "White Trash" Jenkins was a true hard ass while serving as Kappa Gamma's pledgemaster for the fall semester. If any pledges ever spoke out of turn, he would go "Gene Simmons" all over them.
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March 18th, 2009 at 08:49 am
Ay, Ouuuu, Ot, Ut, I, Eeed.
March 18th, 2009 at 08:56 am
Thanks Buddy, She was so happy about lastnight she made ME breakfast this morning!!
March 18th, 2009 at 08:59 am
He might not be Articulate; but he's NEVER lonely!!!
March 18th, 2009 at 08:59 am
I thought black guys' PENISES were supposed to be bigger.....
March 18th, 2009 at 09:00 am
Holy Crap.....Is that a Black Gene Simmons?
March 18th, 2009 at 09:11 am
So that's what you learn in prison.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:39 am
I was thinking of a totally different thing when Tony and his brother told me that they loved white meat
March 18th, 2009 at 09:49 am
I thought the song went shake that laffy taffy ,not pull the laffy taffy
March 18th, 2009 at 09:50 am
MMM...I like LAFFY TAFFY...
March 18th, 2009 at 09:53 am
Gifted in two ways, the girls love him, and no insects will ever bother him.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:54 am
Another reason for white men to be jealous!
March 18th, 2009 at 09:57 am
But.. tapeworms are supposed to make you thin
March 18th, 2009 at 09:59 am
That guy in the grey shirt is the MASTER of anal with that thing... Long, and strong. (Just look at the victims front teeth.. or lack of)
March 18th, 2009 at 10:03 am
How Al Roker catches his prey.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:07 am
smell my fingers? shiiiiit, smell this bitch.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:10 am
From the most popular man in prison, to the most popular man on campus...
March 18th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Thats where their tails are
March 18th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Wassa matta? Cracka got ya tongue?
March 18th, 2009 at 10:17 am
haha that's tight,
but seriously only one black allowed at my party
March 18th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Jim was initially scare to use Dante's organic dick measure but the smiile on Dante's face assured him everything would be ok.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:34 am
So you said you went down on her and a little hand inside shook your tongue like this? You dat babies daddy???
March 18th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Guy 1: Once you go black, you don't go...ahhhhh
Guy 2: I dare you to finish that sentence now.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:42 am
He kept saying he was just a friend, but I am just not so sure any more Biz Markie...
March 18th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Turns out Tommy's racist grandmother was right, Black People really are made out of Taffy! Yet Another reason white people should be jealous
March 18th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Hey! At least he doesn't have me by the balls anymore! Thanks Mr. Lincoln!
March 18th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Now how can I compete with that?
March 18th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Great now blacks got a foot long cock, but the foot long tongue which can lick both the anus and the vagina in a single lick!
March 18th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I see that Gene Simmons has gone from painting his face black and white to just black.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:55 am
MC Young Tongue spits lyrics like no other. Word up to ya sister and yo mother.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:56 am
He spits lyrics, literally!
March 18th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Hehe, oh shit! I think I got your stomach.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Billy "White Trash" Jenkins was a true hard ass while serving as Kappa Gamma's pledgemaster for the fall semester. If any pledges ever spoke out of turn, he would go "Gene Simmons" all over them.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Ladies and gentlemen presenting the tongue that's licked more vag than Jenna Jameson.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:12 am
- Look! A fly on my hand!
- Got it.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:17 am
No boom boom soul brother. Soul brother too beaucoup.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Gene Simmons preparing for his role in Tropic Thunder. "I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!"
March 18th, 2009 at 11:24 am
pop music
March 18th, 2009 at 11:30 am
I can hold your Licker too!
March 18th, 2009 at 11:37 am
I know you're holdin, where is it!? is it under your... tounge!?
March 18th, 2009 at 11:41 am
"You should see the size of my dick."
March 18th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Shut up stupid
March 18th, 2009 at 11:50 am
It's a like a window shade.. yank, let go, and it rolls up all neat like. Go ahead, try it.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
nonono, i said pull my finger! damn, i thought you white boys were in college...i'll still fart though...
March 18th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Normally their junk is bigger than normal. In this case his tongue is. Too bad for wats in his pants...
March 18th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
And my girlfriend taught me to breath through my ears...
March 18th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Toung twisting: once you go black you never go back
March 18th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Tongue Twisting: once you go black you never go back
March 18th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
If you keep pulling you get to see where skittles are made.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
OK bitches, time to limbo.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
- dude in the back: "Come on Seacrest, I've got a tongue too!"
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