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Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Cambridge Soundworks i765

 
Write a caption for this guy with an insanely long tongue and his friend who doesn’t mind touching it and you can win an awesome Cambridge Soundworks i765. The i765 lets you dock and play your iPod music, listen to AM/FM radio, play CDs…and with its built in-DVD player and video output, use it to watch your iPod videos or as a small home theater. This versatile all-in-one is probably the only system you’ll ever need. It’s like a Bose but better (and at $300, it’s actually cheaper.)
 
As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
 
 
Se last week’s winners after the jump.

 
 
Winner:
DDT: Paris Hilton, the ride.
 
Runners Up:
Paul: Don’t mind me, I am just checking out my stock portfolio.
 
Jen: Got the penny!
 
Link1974: Habibe Copperfield dazzles and amazes…
 
Anon: You said "Just the tip", you sunnuvabitch!

218 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Cambridge Soundworks i765"

  1. oscar says:

    - Look! A fly on my hand!
    - Got it.

  2. DFC3 says:

    So you said you went down on her and a little hand inside shook your tongue like this? You dat babies daddy???

  3. Kristin says:

    That guy in the grey shirt is the MASTER of anal with that thing… Long, and strong. (Just look at the victims front teeth.. or lack of)

  4. DDT says:

    How Al Roker catches his prey.

  5. bguck says:

    smell my fingers? shiiiiit, smell this bitch.

  6. Morty says:

    From the most popular man in prison, to the most popular man on campus…

  7. Shabba says:

    He kept saying he was just a friend, but I am just not so sure any more Biz Markie…

  8. Kurt2 says:

    Guy 1: Once you go black, you don’t go…ahhhhh
    Guy 2: I dare you to finish that sentence now.

  9. Tyler says:

    Another reason for white men to be jealous!

  10. The Nominee says:

    Thats where their tails are

  11. Kris says:

    But.. tapeworms are supposed to make you thin

  12. MyUncleRapedMe says:

    Wassa matta? Cracka got ya tongue?

  13. Anonymous says:

    Jim was initially scare to use Dante’s organic dick measure but the smiile on Dante’s face assured him everything would be ok.

  14. FLY says:

    Now how can I compete with that?

  15. Paul says:

    Great now blacks got a foot long cock, but the foot long tongue which can lick both the anus and the vagina in a single lick!

  16. The Most Dangerous Game of Grab Ass says:

    I see that Gene Simmons has gone from painting his face black and white to just black.

  17. jordan says:

    MC Young Tongue spits lyrics like no other. Word up to ya sister and yo mother.

  18. jordan says:

    He spits lyrics, literally!

  19. Anonymous says:

    Hehe, oh shit! I think I got your stomach.

  20. Snake Child says:

    Billy “White Trash” Jenkins was a true hard ass while serving as Kappa Gamma’s pledgemaster for the fall semester. If any pledges ever spoke out of turn, he would go “Gene Simmons” all over them.

  21. C.O. Jones says:

    Ladies and gentlemen presenting the tongue that’s licked more vag than Jenna Jameson.

  22. B says:

    haha that’s tight,
    but seriously only one black allowed at my party

  23. jfogs says:

    No boom boom soul brother. Soul brother too beaucoup.

  24. Jan says:

    Gifted in two ways, the girls love him, and no insects will ever bother him.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Gene Simmons preparing for his role in Tropic Thunder. “I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!”

  26. Tater says:

    Hey! At least he doesn’t have me by the balls anymore! Thanks Mr. Lincoln!

  27. Bill says:

    Turns out Tommy’s racist grandmother was right, Black People really are made out of Taffy! Yet Another reason white people should be jealous

  28. LowSpark says:

    O.G. Simmons, shown here without his makeup, loves to rock n roll all night and smoke blunts everyday.

  29. Fallen85 says:

    When J says he’s tongue tied, he means it literally.

  30. Fallen85 says:

    Scientists discover the true origin of Ebonics. Jus coulnt pronunce shit rite, dawg.

  31. Link1974 says:

    Todd & Bubba’s Human YoYo trick was an instant party hit…

  32. Jan says:

    The only man who could actually carry off the Sicillian necktie look.

  33. darylo says:

    Wow! Does anyone have any peanut butter?

  34. STEVEN says:

    STILL NO PICKLES!

  35. TrillVille says:

    haha… that’s pretty good. That’s from sponge bob. Wow, I just realized that I still remember sponge bob. fuck.

  36. Jan says:

    Rule #34 in the McDonalds “How not to treat your customers” handbook.

  37. Miguel says:

    Pull my Tongue

  38. Vancity says:

    When my mother told me i was a freak…..she didn’t know she was right.

  39. Jay says:

    “Shit, nigga. I be eatin’ like a frog these days. Watch me eat this white boy’s hand.”

  40. Kyle W says:

    What’s the matter? Honky got your tongue?

  41. Kyle W says:

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? For me…just one.

  42. Drew says:

    Eenie, meenie, miney, mung; catch a nigger by his tongue. If he hollers, he is hung; eenie, meenie, miney, mung.

  43. Anonymous says:

    eenie me…nevermind, you just another dumb peckerwood!

  44. Anonymous says:

    It’s “you’re just another dumb peckerwood!” … dumb nigger.

  45. Jan says:

    Wow, when you said you were alien, I thought you just meant from another country…

  46. Raoul Duke says:

    They always said it was impossible to find someone who could successfully perform cunnilingus and analingus at the same time. Then I met Frank.

  47. Mac says:

    I may not have a big dick but I got a big tongue.

  48. Mac says:

    Quick!..Quick! Pull my tongue..~farts~. Sucka!

  49. Anonymous says:

    Casual Friday at the AIG Executive Lounge

  50. Fallen85 says:

    Hes got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

  51. Fallen85 says:

    Snoop Dog’s inspiration.

  52. Fallen85 says:

    He brings a whole new meaning to the term “Tongue Twisters”

  53. Anonymous says:

    Does campus have a “don’t ask, we won’t assume” policy on new pledges?

  54. DimeySwagg says:

    Yuck hes oooglay but heeey his tongues could make up for it …:p

  55. Anonymous says:

    #1) cunnilings the fastest way to a womans heart!

    #2)I bet you $50 bucks you couldnt clean yourself like a dog !!

    #3) I always wondered why you had so many female freinds!

    #4) Bro be careful the little cracker is skamming on ya…….(i think he’s Gay!)

    #5) dude your like ajax on steriods! youd clean the shit outa my dirty pots and pans.

    #6)Your just smiling cause you spent all today up the deans ass! And hes touching the deans sigmoid colon

  56. TrillVille says:

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a white kid?

  57. jake d says:

    Darrel, get the camera, Snappy the gorilla is acting like a dog again!

  58. MAK says:

    Is my girlfriend under there?

  59. AZR says:

    My sister would love if you let me borrow this. It would save our marriage!

  60. Anonymous says:

    haha! I’ve got your tongue!!!

  61. N d N says:

    thats not his tounge he was just choking on some fruit by the foot that he didnt chew i was at that party.

  62. chad2bert says:

    “OHHHHHHH……. Its tha’ LAFFY TAFFY…….. tha’ LAFFY TAFFY….”

  63. AZR says:

    Who needs the morning after pill when you’ve got one of these?

  64. Paul says:

    your married to your sister?

  65. You says:

    Holy crap, its longer than my dick!

  66. LewP says:

    Is that your toungue or are you just happy to see me?

  67. Steve says:

    Hahahaha! Yeah ok, good joke. Now would you shut up for one minute? [grabs tongue] Now, in the base of that wall you’ll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield…holy #!&% man! If the Sisters find out you got that thing you’ll never see the sunshine again!

  68. Face says:

    Hey check it out, my homie does a great daffy duck impersonation.

  69. Get it in ohio says:

    This tongue dominated the “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop,” challenge.

  70. Kgygbiv says:

    Sorry for the double up

  71. Kgygbiv says:

    I don’t suppose that:

    “this guy has an insanely long tongue and his friend doesn’t mind touching it”

    is eligible?

  72. Anonymous says:

    I don’t suppose that:

    “this guy has an insanely long tongue and his friend doesn’t mind touching it”

    is eligible?

  73. Jeremy says:

    What’s the matter? Pussy got your tongue?

  74. jabbajarjar says:

    black guys have big dongs and now big tongues?? its almost not fair.

  75. thegimp says:

    dude in the back is waaay too exited being part of this.

  76. thegimp says:

    jump rope, with a tongue and bad breath.

  77. Chaz says:

    “Damn you caught my tongue before I got that fly!”

  78. Sean says:

    The REAL reason you never come back

  79. Jeremy says:

    “I’m gonna tongue slap that bitch.”

  80. grenade_zelweger says:

    this is the only way biz markie would stop rapping just a friend……

  81. Tosin says:

    “Who are you calling a cootie-queen, you Lint-Licker!!!”

  82. Leon says:

    Who wants Bubble tape!

  83. AZR says:

    the white dude said that.

  84. Kyle says:

    The backup red carpet for the Oscars on one of many nights off

  85. Steve says:

    Donald took Roast Beef Curtains to a whole other level.

  86. Rory Kane says:

    “Steal my chicken again…”

  87. Buddy Ice says:

    Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a nigga by the …

  88. SullyMac says:

    Tongue Twisting: once you go black you never go back

  89. SullyMac says:

    Toung twisting: once you go black you never go back

  90. chaos64 says:

    Please let me barrow it,I’ll bring right back.

  91. chaos64 says:

    Alright I lied ,I didn’t wash my hands.
    So how do my balls taste?

  92. mayorbill says:

    And my girlfriend taught me to breath through my ears…

  93. Doc says:

    If you keep pulling you get to see where skittles are made.

  94. JonJ says:

    OK bitches, time to limbo.

  95. Jim says:

    You ate a fat chick and it swelled up like that?!

  96. Quispy says:

    Everyone knows that the original Pez dispenser was discovered in the Confederate south.

  97. Anonymous says:

    Suddenly “I dare you to kiss me” wasn’t so funny anymore!

  98. MrBowser says:

    Oh my god it is true. Black guys are bigger.

  99. Luke says:

    Look everyone it’s the lead singer from Black KISS!

  100. MikeyV says:

    The first sign of Obama’s “stimulus” package being put to use.

  101. Anonymous says:

    Portrait of Jenna Jameson’s ex boyfriend.

  102. Anonymous says:

    Hello Ladies.

  103. MasMan says:

    “Hey Jermaine, check it out – I’ve got a great Tongue Twister for you!!”

  104. Brendan says:

    Look MA no hands !!! I caught a White boy…

  105. Jay says:

    So, when you pull on his tongue real hard do you suppose his dick gets smaller? And if you pull on his dick he suddenly can’t talk?

  106. xxBLIZZxx says:

    Heheh no seriously “bro” my mom wants her pussy lips back.

  107. S says:

    Mr.Conalingus ’08

  108. Pat says:

    yo dude watch this…..now say apple

  109. Jackpotman says:

    Is that Anthony Anderson??? And why is Kobe Bryant standing in the background?

  110. Pook says:

    Silly Peter Parker thinks he can take down Venom.

  111. Anonymous says:

    thats the tool to obamas stimulus plan

  112. Bobina says:

    These “cool” handshakes are getting way too complicated…

  113. mitch says:

    - dude in the back: “Come on Seacrest, I’ve got a tongue too!”

  114. Matt says:

    wanna ride my slip and slide

  115. Andy says:

    Hey liquor breath..Let go of my Lick-er!

  116. Edwordrules says:

    Now say “My mom has a large black purse”

  117. flytrap says:

    …and so the doctor says, “t-t-tthat’s j-jjust n-not p-p-p-ppossible.”

  118. Dirk Digler says:

    Who needs their small intestine cleaned??

  119. teddeb says:

    UMMMMM Good Slug!!!!

  120. JS says:

    Ok Digler stole my “Cracka got your tongue?”

    so let’s try

    A perfect impression of Paris Hilton after the lights go out

    or

    “You wanna do what with that??”

  121. tman says:

    free mustache rides

  122. Anonymous says:

    GENE SIMMONS has nothing on you; yours is bigger!

  123. Anonymous says:

    “Now say ‘I like to eat apples!’”

  124. Penny G says:

    Wanted: World’s biggest vagina!

  125. tmoe says:

    i wonder if he likes peanut butter as much as my dog

  126. Herman says:

    Who would have though the only guy who actually knew how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of tootsie pop would be black?

  127. Herman says:

    You’ve already got the bigger cocks . . . . now this?

  128. ejlay says:

    This proves that Gene Simmons was indeed not racist

  129. Andy says:

    Hey liquor breath ..let go of my Lick-er

  130. Hip Hop anonomous says:

    The gay black man pictured is sought after for his ability to give head and a rim job at the same exact time.

  131. Ed Butterwood says:

    That guy is laughing like Louis Skolnick.

  132. teddeb says:

    look ladies!!!! free amusement ride!!!!

  133. Mac says:

    I choose you Lickitung!

  134. Boyeee says:

    And that’s why we want you to watch Hulu. Because we’re aliens. Illegal aliens. From Ghana.

  135. SoulChaserJ says:

    Dorm TP dispenser

  136. Kieran says:

    Open wide fatty, and eat my donkey’s cock!!

  137. Anonymous says:

    Brown Vs. Board Of Education. The benefits have been endless!

  138. Anonymous says:

    You would think the tongue is the freaky part, but the real freakshow is the 2nd head growing off of his shoulder and how it is actually competing for attention with a mere elongated tongue. Where is the sense of priority??

  139. Anonymous says:

    Tongue-O-War

  140. Steve says:

    Hey Toad! A white guy played you in the X-Men movie! Looks like whitey screwed you again man! You missed your chance to lick Halle Berry!

  141. E$ says:

    “Look! When I tug on this, his weiner turns into a vag”.

  142. Anonymous says:

    Man..I’m bout to slap you upside the head with nine inches of limp tongue!

  143. Anonymous says:

    Anonymous was actually me… computer didnt save it.

    This week on “Where Are They Now?” we catch up with The Frog Prince three years after he leaves the swamp

  144. Fallen85 says:

    Yea. Did it again… I’m not the best with this thing apparently.

  145. Andrew says:

    Drunkin noodling

  146. Andres says:

    Call me Connie Lingus

  147. Steve says:

    Now sing that “It Ain’t Easy Being Green” song man.

  148. Jan says:

    Guess who kissed a frog.

  149. Anonymous says:

    Tongue-Of- War

  150. Anonymous says:

    D.I.Y Slip N Slide! Fun Times at Any Party!!

  151. aaron d says:

    Ill eww pweeze wet Wo ub my namn nongue pweeze? I dome eben manna no bear dose bingers bav been!

  152. Lil Jon says:

    Gene Simmons’ fraternal twin.

  153. Anonymous says:

    This week on “Where Are They Now?” we catch up with The Frog Prince three years after he leaves the swamp.

  154. Andrew says:

    The guy in the back isn’t amused by the silly trick he just wants to know if there’s any grape drink in the cup at the bottom of the pic.

  155. Anonymous says:

    Just another day of Horsing Around!

  156. Anonymous says:

    “Dude, I DON”T CARE!!!!! I will stand here and hold this thing all night! I told you, NOBODY is interested in your cleaning services!”

  157. Anonymous says:

    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper

  158. so0pa says:

    The new Budweiser campaign puts the wassup guys to shame

  159. Anonymous says:

    When Racism meets Violation of Free Speech

  160. Anonymous says:

    Brought to you by the Make-A-Wish Foundation!

  161. Flem says:

    Yet another reason why white boys are not accepted at Grambling

  162. Dirk Digler says:

    WHAT DID I TELL YOU??? KEEP THIS GODDAMN THING OUT OF MY EAR!

  163. LIBERTY L/M says:

    mabree ifff i puot a quetipsh on it i can gert tha earwaxs outta your eear hhonkie..TRANSLATION ” maybe if i put a qtip on it i can get the earwax out of your ear white-boy”

  164. Andrew says:

    And yet it amazes everyone that he still doesn’t have a girl friend

  165. DrunkyMcLush says:

    “So THIS is why you stick your head out the window when we’re out driving!”

  166. Smurf says:

    Ay, Ouuuu, Ot, Ut, I, Eeed.

  167. Naawmeeean says:

    Shut up stupid

  168. Chola says:

    “You should see the size of my dick.”

  169. hempknite says:

    nonono, i said pull my finger! damn, i thought you white boys were in college…i’ll still fart though…

  170. ORLY? says:

    Normally their junk is bigger than normal. In this case his tongue is. Too bad for wats in his pants…

  171. LIBERTY L/M says:

    MAN YOUR FINGERS TASTE LIKE SHIT…

  172. Ricky says:

    It’s a like a window shade.. yank, let go, and it rolls up all neat like. Go ahead, try it.

  173. Kyle W says:

    I guess you could say I’m orally fixating…slurrp

  174. Belinda says:

    Ned checked out the equipment and decided he wanted to be really good friends with Ted.

  175. mrboris says:

    I know you’re holdin, where is it!? is it under your… tounge!?

  176. Mike McL says:

    Any chance this is the bastard son of Mushmouth from Fat Albert?

  177. Mike McL says:

    Do you think when the white guy lets it go it recoils like a measuring tape?

  178. Ali says:

    Paris Hilton: wants to get on the ride. hahaha

  179. Mike McL says:

    Why are Kobe Bryant and Bob Sura harrassing this guy?

    http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/bob_sura-arton21202-240×240.jpg

  180. TrillVille says:

    I was thinking of a totally different thing when Tony and his brother told me that they loved white meat

  181. Mike McL says:

    The SoBe Life Water people have finally found their perfect spokesperson to fill the roll of half man half lizard.

  182. Lin2thezz says:

    Party Trick FAIL.

  183. Fallen85 says:

    The next step in evolution: Asexuality.

  184. Zakariah says:

    Chris Berman’s retarded nephew finds him more time to speak by grabbing Tom Jackson’s bloated tongue.

  185. JohnnyH says:

    The reason Eminem Forgot about Dre.

  186. LIBERTY L/M says:

    IM PUTTING IT BACK..!

  187. Anonymous says:

    Thanks Buddy, She was so happy about lastnight she made ME breakfast this morning!!

  188. Luigi says:

    He might not be Articulate; but he’s NEVER lonely!!!

  189. Lisa says:

    I thought black guys’ PENISES were supposed to be bigger…..

  190. winner says:

    Holy Crap…..Is that a Black Gene Simmons?

  191. B0B says:

    So that’s what you learn in prison.

  192. KTFO says:

    HEEEEEY!! Leggo my Laffy Taffy!

  193. Rodger says:

    Gary Coleman can lick his whole face.

  194. d says:

    For eating bush on the African Savanah

  195. Fat Daddy says:

    Meet Colin Powell’s cousin, Colon Cleanse.

  196. grenade_zelweger says:

    ohh baby you… got what i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…… oww……

  197. James says:

    After 300 years of oppression, I can understand Karma repaying black guys by giving them big dongs, but you get bigger tongues too! Come on!! Now I’ll never be able to impress the girls! :-(

  198. Wiskey_Pete says:

    There are the pickels! He was hiding them under his tounge the whole time!

  199. Billy Kidd says:

    And now my friends the photograph you’ve all been waiting for, the one that will set race relations back 35 years.

  200. Scott says:

    Scooby Doo and Shaggy…in the flesh, ” how about a Scooby snack “

  201. henryg says:

    I thought the song went shake that laffy taffy ,not pull the laffy taffy

  202. coolare says:

    MMM…I like LAFFY TAFFY…

  203. Fallen85 says:

    Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba.

  204. jamesw says:

    I’m gonna pull that blackness right out of you!

  205. Dirk Digler says:

    Whats wrong… Cracka got your tongue?

  206. Jack Annunziato says:

    So that’s what happens when you lick a pole when its freezing outside.

  207. Socks & Sandals says:

    just another thing whitey is trying to take from a brother

  208. FrogSoda says:

    I can also breathe out of my ears.

  209. Josh M says:

    and he’s not even gonna wash his hands…

  210. stevemaster says:

    the ku klux klan made sure this former member of kiss never be found out about

  211. Anonymous says:

    “Opay . . . tath’s enuf, I thaid.”

    “Okay, then let go of my balls then.”

  212. Fallen85 says:

    This is who T-Pain was singing about. “You can do it all by yourself”

  213. Fallen85 says:

    Frog Prince: The College Years

  214. tunalotion says:

    feeling completely awkward as the only white guy at the party, Billy decided to pull on the largest black man’s tongue.

  215. drunk says:

    This massive tongue, along with his large lips and the absence of his front teeth, make this specimen ideal for giving blowjobs.

  216. Big Rick says:

    I can hold your Licker too!

  217. nathan says:

    pop music

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