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Se last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
DDT: Paris Hilton, the ride.
Runners Up:
Paul: Don’t mind me, I am just checking out my stock portfolio.
Jen: Got the penny!
Link1974: Habibe Copperfield dazzles and amazes…
Anon: You said "Just the tip", you sunnuvabitch!
- Look! A fly on my hand!
- Got it.
So you said you went down on her and a little hand inside shook your tongue like this? You dat babies daddy???
That guy in the grey shirt is the MASTER of anal with that thing… Long, and strong. (Just look at the victims front teeth.. or lack of)
How Al Roker catches his prey.
smell my fingers? shiiiiit, smell this bitch.
From the most popular man in prison, to the most popular man on campus…
He kept saying he was just a friend, but I am just not so sure any more Biz Markie…
Guy 1: Once you go black, you don’t go…ahhhhh
Guy 2: I dare you to finish that sentence now.
Another reason for white men to be jealous!
Thats where their tails are
But.. tapeworms are supposed to make you thin
Wassa matta? Cracka got ya tongue?
Jim was initially scare to use Dante’s organic dick measure but the smiile on Dante’s face assured him everything would be ok.
Now how can I compete with that?
Great now blacks got a foot long cock, but the foot long tongue which can lick both the anus and the vagina in a single lick!
I see that Gene Simmons has gone from painting his face black and white to just black.
MC Young Tongue spits lyrics like no other. Word up to ya sister and yo mother.
He spits lyrics, literally!
Hehe, oh shit! I think I got your stomach.
Billy “White Trash” Jenkins was a true hard ass while serving as Kappa Gamma’s pledgemaster for the fall semester. If any pledges ever spoke out of turn, he would go “Gene Simmons” all over them.
Ladies and gentlemen presenting the tongue that’s licked more vag than Jenna Jameson.
haha that’s tight,
but seriously only one black allowed at my party
No boom boom soul brother. Soul brother too beaucoup.
Gifted in two ways, the girls love him, and no insects will ever bother him.
Gene Simmons preparing for his role in Tropic Thunder. “I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!”
Hey! At least he doesn’t have me by the balls anymore! Thanks Mr. Lincoln!
Turns out Tommy’s racist grandmother was right, Black People really are made out of Taffy! Yet Another reason white people should be jealous
O.G. Simmons, shown here without his makeup, loves to rock n roll all night and smoke blunts everyday.
When J says he’s tongue tied, he means it literally.
Scientists discover the true origin of Ebonics. Jus coulnt pronunce shit rite, dawg.
Todd & Bubba’s Human YoYo trick was an instant party hit…
The only man who could actually carry off the Sicillian necktie look.
Wow! Does anyone have any peanut butter?
STILL NO PICKLES!
haha… that’s pretty good. That’s from sponge bob. Wow, I just realized that I still remember sponge bob. fuck.
Rule #34 in the McDonalds “How not to treat your customers” handbook.
Pull my Tongue
When my mother told me i was a freak…..she didn’t know she was right.
“Shit, nigga. I be eatin’ like a frog these days. Watch me eat this white boy’s hand.”
What’s the matter? Honky got your tongue?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? For me…just one.
Eenie, meenie, miney, mung; catch a nigger by his tongue. If he hollers, he is hung; eenie, meenie, miney, mung.
eenie me…nevermind, you just another dumb peckerwood!
It’s “you’re just another dumb peckerwood!” … dumb nigger.
Wow, when you said you were alien, I thought you just meant from another country…
They always said it was impossible to find someone who could successfully perform cunnilingus and analingus at the same time. Then I met Frank.
I may not have a big dick but I got a big tongue.
Quick!..Quick! Pull my tongue..~farts~. Sucka!
Casual Friday at the AIG Executive Lounge
Hes got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.
Snoop Dog’s inspiration.
He brings a whole new meaning to the term “Tongue Twisters”
Does campus have a “don’t ask, we won’t assume” policy on new pledges?
Yuck hes oooglay but heeey his tongues could make up for it …:p
#1) cunnilings the fastest way to a womans heart!
#2)I bet you $50 bucks you couldnt clean yourself like a dog !!
#3) I always wondered why you had so many female freinds!
#4) Bro be careful the little cracker is skamming on ya…….(i think he’s Gay!)
#5) dude your like ajax on steriods! youd clean the shit outa my dirty pots and pans.
#6)Your just smiling cause you spent all today up the deans ass! And hes touching the deans sigmoid colon
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a white kid?
Darrel, get the camera, Snappy the gorilla is acting like a dog again!
Is my girlfriend under there?
My sister would love if you let me borrow this. It would save our marriage!
haha! I’ve got your tongue!!!
thats not his tounge he was just choking on some fruit by the foot that he didnt chew i was at that party.
“OHHHHHHH……. Its tha’ LAFFY TAFFY…….. tha’ LAFFY TAFFY….”
Who needs the morning after pill when you’ve got one of these?
your married to your sister?
Holy crap, its longer than my dick!
Is that your toungue or are you just happy to see me?
Hahahaha! Yeah ok, good joke. Now would you shut up for one minute? [grabs tongue] Now, in the base of that wall you’ll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield…holy #!&% man! If the Sisters find out you got that thing you’ll never see the sunshine again!
Hey check it out, my homie does a great daffy duck impersonation.
This tongue dominated the “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop,” challenge.
Sorry for the double up
I don’t suppose that:
“this guy has an insanely long tongue and his friend doesn’t mind touching it”
is eligible?
I don’t suppose that:
“this guy has an insanely long tongue and his friend doesn’t mind touching it”
is eligible?
What’s the matter? Pussy got your tongue?
black guys have big dongs and now big tongues?? its almost not fair.
dude in the back is waaay too exited being part of this.
jump rope, with a tongue and bad breath.
“Damn you caught my tongue before I got that fly!”
The REAL reason you never come back
“I’m gonna tongue slap that bitch.”
this is the only way biz markie would stop rapping just a friend……
“Who are you calling a cootie-queen, you Lint-Licker!!!”
Who wants Bubble tape!
the white dude said that.
The backup red carpet for the Oscars on one of many nights off
Donald took Roast Beef Curtains to a whole other level.
“Steal my chicken again…”
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a nigga by the …
Tongue Twisting: once you go black you never go back
Toung twisting: once you go black you never go back
Please let me barrow it,I’ll bring right back.
Alright I lied ,I didn’t wash my hands.
So how do my balls taste?
And my girlfriend taught me to breath through my ears…
If you keep pulling you get to see where skittles are made.
OK bitches, time to limbo.
You ate a fat chick and it swelled up like that?!
Everyone knows that the original Pez dispenser was discovered in the Confederate south.
Suddenly “I dare you to kiss me” wasn’t so funny anymore!
Oh my god it is true. Black guys are bigger.
Look everyone it’s the lead singer from Black KISS!
The first sign of Obama’s “stimulus” package being put to use.
Portrait of Jenna Jameson’s ex boyfriend.
Hello Ladies.
“Hey Jermaine, check it out – I’ve got a great Tongue Twister for you!!”
Look MA no hands !!! I caught a White boy…
So, when you pull on his tongue real hard do you suppose his dick gets smaller? And if you pull on his dick he suddenly can’t talk?
Heheh no seriously “bro” my mom wants her pussy lips back.
Mr.Conalingus ’08
yo dude watch this…..now say apple
Is that Anthony Anderson??? And why is Kobe Bryant standing in the background?
Silly Peter Parker thinks he can take down Venom.
thats the tool to obamas stimulus plan
These “cool” handshakes are getting way too complicated…
- dude in the back: “Come on Seacrest, I’ve got a tongue too!”
wanna ride my slip and slide
Hey liquor breath..Let go of my Lick-er!
Now say “My mom has a large black purse”
…and so the doctor says, “t-t-tthat’s j-jjust n-not p-p-p-ppossible.”
Who needs their small intestine cleaned??
UMMMMM Good Slug!!!!
Ok Digler stole my “Cracka got your tongue?”
so let’s try
A perfect impression of Paris Hilton after the lights go out
or
“You wanna do what with that??”
free mustache rides
GENE SIMMONS has nothing on you; yours is bigger!
“Now say ‘I like to eat apples!’”
Wanted: World’s biggest vagina!
i wonder if he likes peanut butter as much as my dog
Who would have though the only guy who actually knew how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of tootsie pop would be black?
You’ve already got the bigger cocks . . . . now this?
This proves that Gene Simmons was indeed not racist
Hey liquor breath ..let go of my Lick-er
The gay black man pictured is sought after for his ability to give head and a rim job at the same exact time.
That guy is laughing like Louis Skolnick.
look ladies!!!! free amusement ride!!!!
I choose you Lickitung!
And that’s why we want you to watch Hulu. Because we’re aliens. Illegal aliens. From Ghana.
Dorm TP dispenser
Open wide fatty, and eat my donkey’s cock!!
Brown Vs. Board Of Education. The benefits have been endless!
You would think the tongue is the freaky part, but the real freakshow is the 2nd head growing off of his shoulder and how it is actually competing for attention with a mere elongated tongue. Where is the sense of priority??
Tongue-O-War
Hey Toad! A white guy played you in the X-Men movie! Looks like whitey screwed you again man! You missed your chance to lick Halle Berry!
“Look! When I tug on this, his weiner turns into a vag”.
Man..I’m bout to slap you upside the head with nine inches of limp tongue!
Anonymous was actually me… computer didnt save it.
This week on “Where Are They Now?” we catch up with The Frog Prince three years after he leaves the swamp
Yea. Did it again… I’m not the best with this thing apparently.
Drunkin noodling
Call me Connie Lingus
Now sing that “It Ain’t Easy Being Green” song man.
Guess who kissed a frog.
Tongue-Of- War
D.I.Y Slip N Slide! Fun Times at Any Party!!
Ill eww pweeze wet Wo ub my namn nongue pweeze? I dome eben manna no bear dose bingers bav been!
Gene Simmons’ fraternal twin.
This week on “Where Are They Now?” we catch up with The Frog Prince three years after he leaves the swamp.
The guy in the back isn’t amused by the silly trick he just wants to know if there’s any grape drink in the cup at the bottom of the pic.
Just another day of Horsing Around!
“Dude, I DON”T CARE!!!!! I will stand here and hold this thing all night! I told you, NOBODY is interested in your cleaning services!”
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper
The new Budweiser campaign puts the wassup guys to shame
When Racism meets Violation of Free Speech
Brought to you by the Make-A-Wish Foundation!
Yet another reason why white boys are not accepted at Grambling
WHAT DID I TELL YOU??? KEEP THIS GODDAMN THING OUT OF MY EAR!
mabree ifff i puot a quetipsh on it i can gert tha earwaxs outta your eear hhonkie..TRANSLATION ” maybe if i put a qtip on it i can get the earwax out of your ear white-boy”
And yet it amazes everyone that he still doesn’t have a girl friend
“So THIS is why you stick your head out the window when we’re out driving!”
Ay, Ouuuu, Ot, Ut, I, Eeed.
Shut up stupid
“You should see the size of my dick.”
nonono, i said pull my finger! damn, i thought you white boys were in college…i’ll still fart though…
Normally their junk is bigger than normal. In this case his tongue is. Too bad for wats in his pants…
MAN YOUR FINGERS TASTE LIKE SHIT…
It’s a like a window shade.. yank, let go, and it rolls up all neat like. Go ahead, try it.
I guess you could say I’m orally fixating…slurrp
Ned checked out the equipment and decided he wanted to be really good friends with Ted.
I know you’re holdin, where is it!? is it under your… tounge!?
Any chance this is the bastard son of Mushmouth from Fat Albert?
Do you think when the white guy lets it go it recoils like a measuring tape?
Paris Hilton: wants to get on the ride. hahaha
Why are Kobe Bryant and Bob Sura harrassing this guy?
http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/bob_sura-arton21202-240×240.jpg
I was thinking of a totally different thing when Tony and his brother told me that they loved white meat
The SoBe Life Water people have finally found their perfect spokesperson to fill the roll of half man half lizard.
Party Trick FAIL.
The next step in evolution: Asexuality.
Chris Berman’s retarded nephew finds him more time to speak by grabbing Tom Jackson’s bloated tongue.
The reason Eminem Forgot about Dre.
IM PUTTING IT BACK..!
Thanks Buddy, She was so happy about lastnight she made ME breakfast this morning!!
He might not be Articulate; but he’s NEVER lonely!!!
I thought black guys’ PENISES were supposed to be bigger…..
Holy Crap…..Is that a Black Gene Simmons?
So that’s what you learn in prison.
HEEEEEY!! Leggo my Laffy Taffy!
Gary Coleman can lick his whole face.
For eating bush on the African Savanah
Meet Colin Powell’s cousin, Colon Cleanse.
ohh baby you… got what i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…… oww……
After 300 years of oppression, I can understand Karma repaying black guys by giving them big dongs, but you get bigger tongues too! Come on!! Now I’ll never be able to impress the girls!
There are the pickels! He was hiding them under his tounge the whole time!
And now my friends the photograph you’ve all been waiting for, the one that will set race relations back 35 years.
Scooby Doo and Shaggy…in the flesh, ” how about a Scooby snack “
I thought the song went shake that laffy taffy ,not pull the laffy taffy
MMM…I like LAFFY TAFFY…
Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba.
I’m gonna pull that blackness right out of you!
Whats wrong… Cracka got your tongue?
So that’s what happens when you lick a pole when its freezing outside.
just another thing whitey is trying to take from a brother
I can also breathe out of my ears.
and he’s not even gonna wash his hands…
the ku klux klan made sure this former member of kiss never be found out about
“Opay . . . tath’s enuf, I thaid.”
“Okay, then let go of my balls then.”
This is who T-Pain was singing about. “You can do it all by yourself”
Frog Prince: The College Years
feeling completely awkward as the only white guy at the party, Billy decided to pull on the largest black man’s tongue.
This massive tongue, along with his large lips and the absence of his front teeth, make this specimen ideal for giving blowjobs.
I can hold your Licker too!
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