Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Copy Of Stoked

March 11th, 2009 | 08:08 am
 
Write a caption for these innovative manhole divers and you can win a copy of Stoked, the new totally radical snowboarding game that lets you gridn out some fresh powder. Or something like that. Whether you know the lingo or not, it's an awesome game.
 
 
See last week's winners after the jump.
 
Winner:
KB: Here comes the airplane! MMMRRRRReeeeooooooooowwwwwwww!
 
Runners Up:
RoboPanda: To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up Moscow and wax a БОЛВАН like a candle (extra points for Russian)
 
E46m3: Narcolepsy strikes yet again.
 
ggkrapface: Here, smell my dildo.
 
ColoradoMike: Excuse me sir, would you like to comment on your lack of depth perception?
 
Ed: "Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels."
 
Comments

153 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Copy Of Stoked"

  1. STEVEN Says:

    May i ask you why ur knee deep in the earths asshole?...

  2. Paul Says:

    Little Timmy is sent to look for a game that allows him to gridn out some fresh powder

  3. Paul Says:

    Don't mind me, I am just checking out my stock portfolio.

  4. miguel Says:

    Sorry Cletus I cant afford to take you to the water park but heres the next best thing! Down you go

  5. Paul Says:

    Training aid for parents who don't want to have "The Talk" with their children.

  6. Paul Says:

    Luca Bratzi sleeps with the leeches

  7. Biglugnuts Says:

    "No dad, Osama isn't in this hole!"

  8. Biglugnuts Says:

    Nothing like father & son reward hunting for Osama Bin Ladin.

  9. TrillVille Says:

    Smell that, son. That's what Your mom smelled like last night.

  10. C. Norris Says:

    "This reminds me of the day you were born in so many ways, Son."

  11. didds Says:

    I know Timmy, Daddy hates hiding his coke here too.

  12. Crispy Says:

    Kid: Wow! I never knew this is where you kept all your porn!
    Man: Yea, your mother would kill me if she knew, now hurry up and finish, I'm losing my chubby.

  13. MrBowser Says:

    "Dad you won't believe how many rats there are down here! It's like an all you can eat buffet from God!"

  14. DENVER FTW!! Says:

    George Bush determined to find Osama Bin Laden is lowered into an afghani sewer. His only find? A pair of leather sandles. Mission Accomplished

  15. DDT Says:

    Paris Hilton, the ride.

  16. Jonezy Says:

    It's cheaper than flying to China...

  17. winner Says:

    This reminds me of the time we had to get the gerbil out of your ass!!!

  18. winner Says:

    I swear its exactly like sleeping with Madonna!!!

  19. Anibal Says:

    "Gimme your lunch money kid, or you'll never get out of this swirlie!"

  20. Anonymous Says:

    And you thought the army found Saddam!lmfao

  21. Bill Says:

    When washing your kid's mouth out with soap is no longer an effective deterrent to foul language...

  22. Writingmomma Says:

    "Look out Tiger Woods, he found an easier way to get a green jacket and a hole-in-one."

  23. NoTax Says:

    The first ever release of Mario Brothers 1 for NES in Cuba, proved to be too tempting of a treasure map to find coins.

  24. Andy Says:

    Do you have a hold of mommy yet?

  25. Mark Says:

    "Momma always said you can tell alot 'bout a person from they shoes. Where they going.... where they been.. "

  26. Mark Says:

    Border fence, smorter fence.

  27. Mark Says:

    Scientist trying to determin if the grass truly is greener on the other side.

  28. C. Norris Says:

    Dad, I see one peanuts, one with corn and one with peanuts and corn. Which one did you want me to grab again?

  29. James Says:

    Mario and Luigi were full of sh*t!!! There's no gold coins in here at ALL!

  30. Punger Says:

    A still from the Octomom's birth video.

  31. Tmizzle Says:

    "Have you found the clitoris yet?"

  32. C. Norris Says:

    Deekoo Deekoo Deekoo

  33. Eli Says:

    Breech birth from Mother Earth.

  34. Eric Says:

    "Man Jessica (Simpson) you use to fit in there easy."

  35. JerkInTheCorner Says:

    "Sadam?...Saaaaaaaadaaaaaaammmmmmmm?"

  36. Anonymous Says:

    Never go head first into a crappy situation.

  37. Joey Says:

    I just know there is another pair of nice shoes in there. Where do you think I found mine?

  38. Jord Says:

    ..and that's how the word man-hole came to be.

  39. Mike. Says:

    finders keepers.

  40. lee Says:

    "i don't know how it works, i just come out here every morning and there is another child in there for me"

  41. Katie Morgan Says:

    A stern, but fair punishment.

  42. WinningAtRoulette Says:

    "Mommmm are you there???"

  43. MLA Says:

    "In Iraq, "children traps" are becoming more and more abundant"

  44. Jordan Says:

    Fishing for gold in Pakistan.

  45. MMM Girl Says:

    Kuwait's lush Eek-Bah-Gopp Diner, with the most chivalrous staff in the land.

  46. John Says:

    The inspiration for the movie "Jouney to the Centre of the Earth"

  47. Zeropissdrunk Says:

    Iraqi Santa gets stuck yet again

  48. kigol Says:

    HEEEERE WE GOOOOO!

  49. Lee Says:

    "... and Rachel said i would never be a good step-father."

  50. Morty Says:

    The mexican adoption system still has a lot of holes to fill...

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