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“Gimme your lunch money kid, or you’ll never get out of this swirlie!”
“Momma always said you can tell alot ’bout a person from they shoes. Where they going…. where they been.. “
“This reminds me of the day you were born in so many ways, Son.”
I know Timmy, Daddy hates hiding his coke here too.
Kid: Wow! I never knew this is where you kept all your porn!
Man: Yea, your mother would kill me if she knew, now hurry up and finish, I’m losing my chubby.
“Dad you won’t believe how many rats there are down here! It’s like an all you can eat buffet from God!”
Mario and Luigi were full of sh*t!!! There’s no gold coins in here at ALL!
The first ever release of Mario Brothers 1 for NES in Cuba, proved to be too tempting of a treasure map to find coins.
And you thought the army found Saddam!lmfao
Do you have a hold of mommy yet?
“Look out Tiger Woods, he found an easier way to get a green jacket and a hole-in-one.”
When washing your kid’s mouth out with soap is no longer an effective deterrent to foul language…
Deekoo Deekoo Deekoo
Breech birth from Mother Earth.
Paris Hilton, the ride.
It’s cheaper than flying to China…
This reminds me of the time we had to get the gerbil out of your ass!!!
I swear its exactly like sleeping with Madonna!!!
A still from the Octomom’s birth video.
“Have you found the clitoris yet?”
Border fence, smorter fence.
Scientist trying to determin if the grass truly is greener on the other side.
Dad, I see one peanuts, one with corn and one with peanuts and corn. Which one did you want me to grab again?
George Bush determined to find Osama Bin Laden is lowered into an afghani sewer. His only find? A pair of leather sandles. Mission Accomplished
Look what I almost stepped in.
Son, this is the closest you will ever be to actually being inside a vagina.
The mexican adoption system still has a lot of holes to fill…
Yes my son, it’s OK to pee. Just keep your eyes closed.
Do you see America yet son?
I don’t see the taco you dropped anywhere…..
In this next photo, taken at a Taliban training camp, we see instructors demonstrating the proper way to give Americans a swirly! Wow, terrorist swirlies are WAY more intense than ours! And back to AL with the weather
I don’t care how much he pays, you cannot be Richard Gere’s “special” pet!
Whack-a-Bush is introduced at the “I’m Proud to be Afghani Day” carnival.
Before learning to go down the pipe feet first, Mario had a few slip ups. Unfortunately it was Luigi who had to get him out.
Someone loose a contact?
After he swallowed his engagement ring…Ahmed, simply waited 4-6 hours to retrieve it.
Corn! When did you eat CORN!
Fishing for gold in Pakistan.
Kuwait’s lush Eek-Bah-Gopp Diner, with the most chivalrous staff in the land.
The inspiration for the movie “Jouney to the Centre of the Earth”
Iraqi Santa gets stuck yet again
HEEEERE WE GOOOOO!
“… and Rachel said i would never be a good step-father.”
Why did I ever tell him that F’ing Paris Hilton is like F’ing a hole in the ground?
-I Wonder if I let go…
oh, this is where i hid those legs…
I don’t see Alice anywhere…
The Cuban version of Alice in Wonderland begins a little differently.
Ooooossssaaaammmmmma. You can come out now. Bush is gone.
Scrubbing Achmeds…we work hard so you don’t have toooooooooooo
Look Ma no hands, I mean torso
Let me know when you become John Malkovich
Nope. Still can’t find WMDs anywhere.
When pulling a rabbit out of a hat loses it’s edge…
Something gets lost in the translation of ‘Bobbing for apples’ once it gets put into Russian.
Do you see any flowers down there Luigi?.. How bout a mushroom?.. No?.. Some freaking coins at least?
Father, son plumbing company.
Mario: Mama Mia, Ima supposed to be the fatta one!
Luigi: Wella, if you ever stoppeda chasing that skanky princess, you may hava time for Mama’s spaghetti!!
Rockbiter from Neverending Story goatse.
No Dude, I still can’t see China ….. lower me down more.
Even the mafia has to cut back in this rough economy.
Mario was never going to reach level 4 if Luigi kept getting stuck!!
Just another day in the lives of Paris Hilton’s vaginal cleaning crew.
Things for Andy Dick really went bad after Vh1 wouldnt return his calls.
Finally!! After years of playing Dipshit, Pedro scored the elusive “Ass-Hole-in-one”
and they thought the party would suck after jose dropped the minnie keg down the drain
portals are never useless.
Silly Luigi, you go down feet first.
There are 9 more people underneath him
The clown from IT has returned!!!
Little Jimmy was never very good at hide and seek !! poor poor Jimmy
look Ma no hands “@#$# can you hear me are you OK”
As his hand strength began to waiver, Paul realized the time had finally come to tell Jose he’d been sleeping with his wife.
Let me know when you find the corn.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
You said “Just the tip”, you sunnuvabitch!
Bro…Did you find my wedding ring my wife is gonna kill me!!!!
Bor…Did you find my wedding ring my wife is gonna kill me!!!!
You pick up my coin or i drop you where you belong.
Do you see my baseball?
I’m sorry dude but I need to work out.
When performing a pap smear on Paris Hilton, alternative techniques have to be utilized.
now that’s what i call “going balls deep”
Animal Planet is proud to bring you a show full of adventures and trills…
The Crocodile Hunter: Venture into the Sewers!
No one will ever find this dead body in here!
Enter Satan’s Asshole
Here, I’ll show ya. The only way to kill a leprechaun is to drown it in sewage.
Leave the brown boats alone, and find my watch!
Ha, and my wife laughted when I planted this Baby Tree.
DON’T YOU EVER TALK BACK TO YOUR FATHER AGAIN!!! YOU HEAR ME, HUH DO YA? that’s what i thought
Habibe Copperfield dazzles and amazes…
3rd world version of the suge knight vanilla ice incident.
iraqi baptism.
In communist russia, well finds you!
In Mexico they allow for VERY late abortions.
I’m sorry, but your princess is in another castle.
5 days in the desert free sort of. Dehydration and possible death free sort of. Running as fast as you can while dehydrated trying to avoid boarder guards free sort of. Finding out that during the worst economy in 15 years Mc Donald’s isn’t hiring priceless sort of.
Nice ass!
I can see China from here!
-Sarah Palin behind held in a hole
Star Jones’ asshole bleaching took a lot more effort than first thought.
every place needs to be dousched every once in awhile
The low budget sequel to “The Sword In The Stone”. A timeless classic.
Reach down there and find my dignity, dammit.
You said you did not want me to dip your head in to the toilet anymore.
Smell that, son. That’s what Your mom smelled like last night.
Although their uniforms may not look it, this is the Special Forces unit of the new Iraq government.
Soooo, thats where Osama has been hiding…
The newest extreme sport introduced to the X-Games, Sewer Fishing!
finders keepers.
“i don’t know how it works, i just come out here every morning and there is another child in there for me”
A stern, but fair punishment.
“Mommmm are you there???”
“In Iraq, “children traps” are becoming more and more abundant”
National Hide and Seek Champions Billy and Steve
where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Got the penny!
- Did you get my keys?
- There’s like hundreds of them here!
Jimmy immediately regretted asking his older brother about the child birth process…
I have to admit this really doesnt look safe.
Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction found in Baghdad sewer. Dick Cheney-”told ya so”
Training session for the “Oprah’s Butthole” expedition.
It Puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!!
Rember now, when he walks by you want to jump out and yell Spaghet! We’re totally going to spook him!
Tha main reason people adopt, you wouldn’t do this with your own kid.
Luigi! You’re doing it wrong!
And to the relief of every last human being, David Spade was never seen again
I can see Canada…
velcro shoes for dummies
Human plunger goes up and down, up and down…
hey, there’s no alligators in here!
After the last Austin Powers movie it was hard for Verne Troyer to find decent work
..and that’s how the word man-hole came to be.
I just know there is another pair of nice shoes in there. Where do you think I found mine?
“Sadam?…Saaaaaaaadaaaaaaammmmmmmm?”
Never go head first into a crappy situation.
“Man Jessica (Simpson) you use to fit in there easy.”
Sorry Cletus I cant afford to take you to the water park but heres the next best thing! Down you go
Training aid for parents who don’t want to have “The Talk” with their children.
hey look what i found!
tonight we dine on turtle soup
May i ask you why ur knee deep in the earths asshole?…
Little Timmy is sent to look for a game that allows him to gridn out some fresh powder
Don’t mind me, I am just checking out my stock portfolio.
-If anything, the mobile phone reception is even worse down here.
…and this, son, is why i prefer anal.
Nothing like father & son reward hunting for Osama Bin Ladin.
Luca Bratzi sleeps with the leeches
“No dad, Osama isn’t in this hole!”
And then Alice went through the looking glass and down the rabbit hole
Iraqi State Theatre Presents: Super Mario Brothers-Live Street Performance
you will find a crocodile for our biology assignment even if i have to leave you down there.
I’m telling you this is the warp to level 8.
Middle Eastern Swirly!