Write a caption for the guy who brought a gun to a snake fight and you can win a copy of the awesome new F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin. It's a game that lets you kill as many zombie-ish ghouls as you heart desires. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump!
Winner:
Anon: Over the years, the twins grew apart.
Runners Up:
LeLeer: Thanks E-Harmony...
Dug: Undateable, meet unemployable.
Steve: we take the straight out of straight-edge!
Jan: You should have seen him ON drugs!
Macker: The exact moment when Jimmy realized the "making amends" step was the hardest of the 12, and potentially a deal-breaker.
Marcus L: Holy Taco Presents: New Employee Orientation!
After much deliberation and sobbing, the roommates decided it would be best to let their little ol' Lennie Small go in the most humane way they could think of: distracting him with his favorite flashlight before shooting him in the back of the head.
What the Bible doesn't tell you about the Garden of Eden:
the evil snake was a miniature...
Eve was really Evan...
and both humans were just big pussies in underwear.
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February 25th, 2009 at 04:03 pm
this one should sooo be a photoshop contest.
February 25th, 2009 at 04:08 pm
"He must smell the gerbils shoot him"
February 25th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Funny shit right there m8.
February 25th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
DIDN'T YOU SEE JURASSIC PARK? TURN OFF THE LIGHT!!!
(and if you want to see my website, it is www.alcoLOLics.com)
February 25th, 2009 at 05:04 pm
Shoot that huge worm dude!Shoot!
February 25th, 2009 at 05:20 pm
I'll grab the lemon juice squirt gun! It works on dogs, so it should work on this little bugger!
February 25th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
"I knew you put too much lube...It shouldn't pop out like that"
February 25th, 2009 at 05:24 pm
Would you send the game to Turkey? If you would, my caption is:
"Snakes are afraid of light, right?"
February 25th, 2009 at 05:30 pm
if that mag light and snake aren't in your person in 30 seconds i'm gunna shoot!
February 25th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
winner right there
February 25th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
this will probably be the most obscure pop culture reference ever.
"Steel isn't strong: flesh is stronger"
February 25th, 2009 at 05:42 pm
After much deliberation and sobbing, the roommates decided it would be best to let their little ol' Lennie Small go in the most humane way they could think of: distracting him with his favorite flashlight before shooting him in the back of the head.
February 25th, 2009 at 05:47 pm
ssss ya I'm here for the Lemon Party...
February 25th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
Hey, look for our vaginas while you're poking around down there!
February 25th, 2009 at 06:01 pm
Thanks to the snake infestation, Barack Obamas Guantanamo Bay detainee prison camp received only a 4 out of 5 star hotel rating.
February 25th, 2009 at 06:15 pm
"Well CHRIST, Jimmy! I don't KNOW how it got there! And I KNOW it messes up our Abu Ghraib roleplay!"
February 25th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
Did that just fall out of my ass?
February 25th, 2009 at 06:24 pm
No! This is a two-snake party!
February 25th, 2009 at 06:24 pm
What the Bible doesn't tell you about the Garden of Eden:
the evil snake was a miniature...
Eve was really Evan...
and both humans were just big pussies in underwear.
February 25th, 2009 at 06:49 pm
The budget for Tremors 5 ran out shortly after buying those two bottled waters.
February 25th, 2009 at 06:58 pm
If this doesn't work I'm getting the flame-thrower...
February 25th, 2009 at 07:11 pm
While vacationing in Egypt, Comrade Vladimir and Comrade Ivan deal with a snake the only way one knows how to deal with anything back in old country.
February 25th, 2009 at 07:32 pm
The Pilot for Bear Gryllis' new show, "Man vs. homoerotic pillow and comforter sets"
February 25th, 2009 at 07:58 pm
"I'll blind it... get a better angle and shoot it in the dick."
February 25th, 2009 at 08:31 pm
In Soviet Russia, snake sleeps you!.
February 25th, 2009 at 08:34 pm
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfu**in snakes in this motherfu**in shelter!"
February 25th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
That's a good one.
February 25th, 2009 at 08:38 pm
Crap, it slipped out and knocked over the lube! Shoot it!
February 25th, 2009 at 08:51 pm
The snake came out of WHAT?
You hid the gun WHERE?
February 25th, 2009 at 08:58 pm
Put the gun down and help me find my contact lens...
February 25th, 2009 at 09:01 pm
That's right... easy does it now. Just drop my favorite black dildo and maybe I won't kill your snake.
February 25th, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Stop! You're making Rambo cry.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Quick! blind it with the light while I shoot it!
February 25th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
'dude did you just pull that black flashlight out of your ass?'
February 25th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
"...and that, children, was the last time Charlie bought Jake 'The Snake' Roberts an eight ball."
February 25th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Dude...That fell out of where?!?
February 25th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Sleep in that speedo one more time and its your snake that's gonna get capped.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
"You know Jim, You really need to start using sunblock."
February 26th, 2009 at 12:48 am
" Yo hay im gonna bite yall. Oh no yall gon die if i bite yall. You know what im not gonna bite yall, thats my choice. Yall aint worth it."
for reference imagine it in this voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgbiCHU-fis
February 26th, 2009 at 01:26 am
Here lizard, lizard ,lizard. I've got something special for you.
February 26th, 2009 at 02:15 am
And suddenly all the romance is gone.
February 26th, 2009 at 02:20 am
This Photo smells, just looking at it.
February 26th, 2009 at 02:54 am
The winning captions aren't even funny.
February 26th, 2009 at 04:56 am
I agree. There were much better captions for the MS 13 guy and the Fag.
February 26th, 2009 at 03:31 am
When a man sees something longer than his penis, this is what his initial reaction is in his mind.
February 26th, 2009 at 03:35 am
"Who put these motherfuckin snakes in my motherfuckin bong?"
February 26th, 2009 at 04:41 am
I TOLD you we know how to fucking PARTY!!
February 26th, 2009 at 04:57 am
The true story that "Indiana Jones" was based on is much less inspiring.
February 26th, 2009 at 06:45 am
Suddenly the phrase " i gotta snake man " took on a whole new meaning.
February 26th, 2009 at 06:46 am
Bob's snake-charming days came to an abrupt end when he realized he was kind of a fag when they got loose.
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