How to Make a McGriddle at Home
Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
6 Types of Girls You'll Meet on a reality Dating Show
8 Things Science Says Women Love
Zooey Deschanel Hotness
5 Drinks No Man Over 25 Shall Order
Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With
15 Tattoo Fails
Top 20 Most Shocking Girls
20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
The Hottie Index
The magic of Siegfried and Roy!
(Now with less gayness)
You beat me to it! Nice.
http://sickpigs.com
Now, fist bump and explooooode it.
… and I christen thee HMS Crotchface! Roll her into a ditch.
Rip Taylor Cums Confetti
Green Giant’s Money Shot
Chicks dig jerks!
The deleted Money-Shot scene from Fight Club.
Another unfortunate casualty of The Hulk’s green glass cum shot.
I agreed to a bukkake, not a glass bukkake!
Some dick just couldn’t let a female become super saiyan
Hair so bad it breaks glass.
Take it from me, its better when those things break on your face, then in your butt.
Aaahhhh, spinach sharts…….
not the happy ending she was expecting but happy nonetheless.
Oh Mr.Bottle, why do you hurt so good?
this hurts me more than it does you, next time listen
Your unkle Steve’s new broken glass bottle hair treatment gives you volume and makes you feel FAAAAAAAABULOUUUUUUUS!!!!
I’ve heard of breaking wind but DAMN!
Tentacle Porn is never for the faint of heart
this is how women show that domestic abuse can actually be kind of funny
Take it from me, its better when those things break on your face, than in your butt.
bad speller
Leprechaun Cumshots are magical
Not tonight, dear. My headache is killing me.
Cameron Diaz sure looks different without makeup.
Where’s my dinner bitch!
It ain’t easy being green
The Gibroni Pick-Up line.
I’m not sure if this is how you are suppose to apply proactive? Damn Jessica Simpson and her instructions!!!
Scenes from India’s new movie “I would have sex with all this white women.”
Jenny just loved getting smashed at the bar!
Moments after Cindi’s glass cock facial, her smile, along with everyone elses, quickly disappeared.
When you dont have a bottle of asprin……why not use the next best thing…..a bottle of beer!
I said make me a sammich!
What do you say to a bitch with bottle shards in her face?
Nothing you havent already told her once!!
Yes! I love beer bottle bukkakes!
Anything is better than cum
A picture was taken of Chris brown and his ex-girlfriend!
Amy, an old fashioned girl, was overjoyed with Frank’s caveman style courtship.
i was so smashed last night
Mating ritual in Wales
Why so serious? Smile, Bitch!
Yay! Flaming migraine!
Ruffies are for pussies
Agreed. Lazy selections.
ShamWow’s Vince returns to the Miami nightclub and picks up a new hooker…
The ol’ exploding microphone trick. Gets ‘em every time.
So that’s a bleach bottle blonde!!
I christen thee the Flying Wasp
David Blain’s reaction to Cameron Diaz refusing to admit that her card was indeed the Jack of Clubs
Really? Those are the winners? Who picked them this time around..Gallahger? These suck and whoever picked them as being the funniest is an asshole. My four year old nephew has a better sense of humor. Very lame HT..Very lame.
After seeing the unfunny winners of the last “Give a wednesday” caption contest one poor bystander found having bottles smashed across her face more enjoyable and humorous then anything found on this page.
when she just wont listen…
pleae do not place glass in the cum dumpster
yup, i think the acid just kicked in.
if thats the first step to be on rock of love i don’t want to know what the second step is.
I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING BLONDES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!
BAM, Head Shot!!!!
So anyway…hahhahahah….like…hahahahah…then I was all…hahahah…totally all…SMAAASSSSHHHHHH!
How to pick up a blonde who’s not into you
Step 1: Strike with bottle
Step 2: Drag her to empty room
Step 3: Have way with her
Step 4: Leave (repeat steps if necessary)
Does this hurt? *Tap* No. Does this hurt? *TAP* No. Does this hurt? *BOOM*
As if the south didn’t have enough ass backwards mating rituals between cousins.
Where will you be when a bottle strikes?
The power of Christ compels you!!
sometimes those with an irritating bubbly personality and happy disposition just cant be stoped.
I just hit her with this fake bottle and then her hair went freakin tooty-toe-Tonka Trucks!
The Leprechaun does his first public money shot
its spring break bitches…
crack a bottle…and flash the tities.
And he named it “Titanic” CHEERS!
YOU WON’T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I AM EJACULATING!
Rock of Love Bus. The uncut Version.
So This is Fore play right?
Irish facial
when going to paty omaly’s bar on saint patricks day you will wear green one way or the other
It`s BOOM not BAM
Bottle Bukakke
99 bottles of beer on the well, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, knock the broad around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Weeeee…I’m so drunk!!!
-The drinks are on me!
lolwut?
PWN
I’m pretty sure she’s had worse things busted on her
close your eyes this wont hurt a bit….
actually its “so crack a bottle let yer body waddle dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto” duhh haha
This is alcohol, this is your brain on alcohol, any questions?
Glitch in the Matrix?
HYPNOTISM..see i told you it would hurt..NOW WE CAN DO ANAL?
OH CRAP CORRECTION FROM BOTTOM ONE…..
HYPNOTISM..SEE I TOLD YOU IT WOULD’NT HURT..NOW WE CAN DO ANAL?
In Soviet Russia, alcohol gets smashed on you!
This is much better than a dick slap!
Pointless quote: “Never go ATM”
I f*cking HATE you, Cameron Diaz…take THAT!
so, which one hurts more, electricution or glass bottle over the head?
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. Like this bitch.
So crack a bottle, make your body waddle, don’t act like a model, you just hit the lotto…
Soundtrack available here:
http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=4418042705
You have no idea how wonderful exploding jizz bottles are for the body and life of your hair!
*Check it out! After she gets used to donkey punches, doing this makes her horny!
one way to get smashed
Jean Grey doing here Phoenix thing at the bar.
Jean Grey doing her Phoenix thing at the bar.
I’m sure this is not the first time David Spade has said smile and close your eyes, your about to blasted in the face.
I’ve had it with this monkey fighting blondes in this monday to friday bar
Well, it beats semen!
Broke a bottle on your head.. I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!
So I’d love to try an Molotov Cocktail, what’s in it?
I love the sound of breaking glass.
oh shit my bad… i thought you were Britney Spears.
Reporter: This is Brock peterson on the scene with Nessa, winner of this years extreme hair competition, Nessa Anything to say?
Nessa: I just wanna thank my sponsors, Hair Net, Dewars, and of course, the Sonoma Bottle company, without whom this fabulous Glass/Cotton Blend dress would not have been possible!
empty bottle + empty head = SMACK.
Check it out, after she gets used to donkey punches, doing this makes her happy!
I didn’t get that one either, I assumed it was a cultural reference to something in USA.
Beer bottle apply directly to the forehead!
Beer bottle apply directly to the forehead!
Beer bottle apply directly to the forehead!
(What? It worked last week)
Godzilla and Medusa make a porno.
She should have just finished the dishes.
Waking up Courtney Love is getting harder and harder.
That’s what happens when you go down on a leprechaun
Ok cameron Diaz, Nod your head when you know the answer and then speak into this glass micropho…….
Ok cameron Diaz, Nod you head in you know the answer and then speak into this glass micropho…….
Well..it’s not the worst thing i’ve had in my face!
She made fun of him for drinking cranberry juice.
That magical leprican nut…
Experiments to cure ADHD continue.
Chris Brown aint got nuthin on me, take THIS stupid bitch! Stop laughing dammit!
hahaha Blondes doesnt get any better next thing you know she’ll see Russia from her window.
Ever thought “If only I could bottle that feeling”?
and the winner is…
Step 1: Rohypnol.
Step 2: If Step 1 fails, resort to extreme measures.
I leave bitches in stitches.
I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!
Who needs a ruffie when a Heinekein will do?
Take the video game and shove it up your ass. Gamers like to suck on their own bitch titties and wank off between levels.
any word on a winner?
Break glass in case of emergency.
almost Miss USA Carrie Prejean at a gay party. Talk about gay bashing.
These competitions are some of the highlights of Holy Taco, are they a thing of the past now?
Oh, and I never got my prize for winning back in February…
Ben Stiller’s true feelings towards Cameron Diaz come to light while filming “There’s Something About Mary”…
what he said
Oh look?!?! A Tesla Coil…. Oh crap crap thats a wine bottle!!!
Klingons like bukkake too,
Now that’s what I call an “Irish Facial”!
I heard that once there are over 500 posts they will pick a wiener……and taste it
The chardonay was not all it was cracked up to be.
No you stupid cunt of a bitch, we’re NEVER picking a winner for this. Now shut up and eat your glass.
Bamm!!! Take that bitch!!!
you guys ever gonna pick a winner for this one?
These are the most widely used Famous Dialogues of Godfather Movie
You win, sir. Your place or mine?
And that’s when all the dumb blonde jokes started.
Happy thoughts and crushed glass is the only way to fly!
Man: Bitch I said Coors!
Woman: Oh Mr.! Why do you hurt so good!
Ho Sham Bo= Fist, Shocker, bottle!!!!
I christen thee the USS. Annoying Biatch.
Do it again, I’ll bite that fucker off too.
Looks like you had some fun with Kermit. Hope Miss Piggy don’t find out.
“Try your best to fix Camerons face” Henry Said.
“She won’t Mind” Henry Said.
I swear, off the roof, in between a couple of balconys and poof this idiot jumped right through your beer. This time, you wait in line.
Like OH MY GAWD!!! I love it when it gets all over my face and hair!
Damnit I’m all out of chloroform!
Well I guess this will have to do
“Is that your wife?”
BANG!
There will be no winner, because Cory took the game, which would have been the prize, when he quit. Also, ther will no longer be “Commnet of the week” because, all the tee shirts we also taken.
And that’s why you must enter my mouth.
dipshit*
that corrects spelling errors*
because we’re dumbfuck assholes*
who can’t possibly figure out what you meant*
F*ck the bottle…apparently it’s going to take a wooden stake and/or silver bullet to get rid of Cameron F*ckin Diaz…
ENOUGH ALREADY!
So did this shit just turn into a “Give An April, May and June,” or did you sell the Godfather game for a dimebag, or WTF?
This has been up since April 8th! Come on Holy Taco! Pick a goddamned winner already!!!
when are you guys gonna fuckin change this thing? im tired of seeing some dumb chick gettin hit in the face (well, actually, that never gets old, especially if its a video) but this is been goin on for far too long
This isn’t the first time she’s had something big busted in her face.
I wonder if I can keep this smile for the reminder of this contest…
Is there anything Cameron Diaz can’t do?
there*
Comment*
Ok, I have talked it over with my wife. She is willing to sleep with a member of your staff if you pick me as the winner.
Wine… the original date rape drug
I DONT THINK IT WORKED!!!
How many times do I have to TELL you! Keep your mouth OPEN when the leprechaun goes for the money shot!
Good. Finally.
(Cartman voice)
I…HATE…YOU…GUYS…
Is anyone gonna win this thing?
The person who normally changes the pictures out has been arrested for smashing a bottle on a random girl’s head. A winner will be announced once he is released from jail.
Too late, they already picked her up on Adult Friend Finder. I think the intern slept with her.
I’m going to sexually abuse a WHOLE orphanage.
gaaaaaaawDamnit, Papi said WHISKEY!!!!!!
That should be the fucking winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She may be all sunshine and smiles, but do NOT piss off her hair. Ever.
After several attempts to slap the smile off her face, Sean Connery had to resort to drastic actions.
Present Darwin Award Winner
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Reenactment of Chris Brown’s evening.
kermit told me that it would work!
say cheese …BITCH!
Isn’t the Godfather II game in the $1.99 bin now?
Hey look they got a picture of how I get sex….I told them not to put that picture up…
Spinach Bukkake!
A woman put in her place.
Flowbee Version 2.0
How Cameron Diaz prepared for her role in Monster.
I don’t know why, but every time someone smashes a bottle against my head, my hair explodes.
Behold the exploding dildo
Dudes? Seriously? That fuggin picture is still up?
They’re going to be up to Godfather XXVIII and every console will be about 6 generations obsolete by the time this fucking contest is over.
May I have the video game so you’ll take this goddamn picture down!
Since face bacon wasn’t enough, now its time for the bottle.
Blondes: Getting smashed in public since 1931
Domestic violence can be fun for the whole family with Break-a-Bottle.
Not Pictured: 7 other members of the spousal abuse support group.
The Chardonnay will be fine. Thanks
a blowjob would have been much easier
The next step if the roofie doesn’t work.
how to fix a wife that doesnt work
The only way I can achieve an erection.
zzzzzzzzzzz. . . . . . poop in my pants
One Girl One Cup. The non up the ass version.
Chris brown-2 Dakota Fanning
chris brown-2 Dakota Fanning-0
Destroying the beast of happiness
Hulk Splooge!!
Fuck, I’m dead!
Pictured: Women’s rights in Detroit
Cameron Diaz auditions to play Shemp in the the upcomming Three Stooges movie
The combination of Sharia law and American drunkenness made for an interesting combination.
“I said ‘say cheese’ bitch” (sigh) “fuckin amateurs”
unfortunately you have behead the medusa not just smash a rolling rock over her grill…
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
I’ll tell you what I told Rhianna….SHUT THE F UP!!!
Bet that was a surprise. She’s used to taking balls to the face instead of bottles.
Brand new ships get champagne, bar floozies get O’Doul’s.
Brand new ships get champagne, bar floozies get O’Doul’s. Either way, 2500 people are going for a ride.
The dude totally failed…
should have used a conventional bottle, now he has to pay for her drinks for date rape.
why must he flummox things, feckless!!!
Are you sure he is breaking a fake bottle? It looks to me like he is jerking off the incredible hulk on to this girls face.
Rick James reaction when the white bitch refused to show Charlie Murphy her titties! I’m Rick James bitch! Unity!
Hi, I’m Joe Francis! And welcome to Girls Gone Wild!!!
Yeah, I did that with my mind.
i invented a new drinkin game…finish and smash.
i didnt come here to impress none of you motherfuckers!
OK, I’ll swallow!
I guess a bottle is the only thing she’d let him bust on her face.
And the search for the cure of ADD continues.
This is what you get when you order a motherf…. Mojito in an Irish Pub. Served with a smile.
…..on the next “America’s Next top Model”
See, I told you this is what happens when I fart in a tube.
HULK MAD!!! HULK EJACULATE!!!
Call of Duty 7: Bottle Warfare
This is for never judging this fucking contest bitch!
Im Rick James Bitch !
Lawsuit # 1 following the release of Eminem’s new single “Crack a Bottle”
Lottery winner didnt have confetti so they used glass!
Go to hell Cameron Diaz.
When is the Sham Wow guy going to learn…
*Speaking like Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd in “Spies Like Us” after the gyro, “Bottle?”.
Who the fuck said you could TALK TO ME?!?
If you’re going to make me keep looking at Cameron Diaz for three f*cking weeks, then at least use a real bottle on her annoying ass head. Please.
Please dear God, end this
Back in my day… getting smashed with your friends was a LOT different.
Billy Mays here! Introducing “HairFu!” When you need a great hairdo in a hurry! Just Smack & go!
does this smashed bottle make my ass look fat?
Im a blond no pain
Im a blond no brain
Im a blond no pain
Noah upset at his lack of scoring ability on Adult Friend Finder goes cavemen style to get laid.
TITS or GTFO
Too bad this game got terrible reviews
It’s gonna be worth a shitload as an antique when Holy Taco finally chooses a winner!
Not even a bottle of Ripple could put a dent in Jersey Skank hair.
Green facial!
Shrek Cumshot
“argh, i thought i told you to do the dishes!!”
Mythbusters: There’s Something About Mary edition