Write a caption for this girl having a great time getting a fake bottle smashed over her head and you can win a copy of Godfather II froim EA. It's the only game that lets you re-enact all the scenes from the movie as you recruit, develop, and promote members of your crime family. Recruit your friends to join your family and take them into battle online to find out who is the Don of Dons. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Mr. Pink: Baseball, apply directly to the forehead! Baseball, apply directly to the forehead! Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
Reporter: This is Brock peterson on the scene with Nessa, winner of this years extreme hair competition, Nessa Anything to say?
Nessa: I just wanna thank my sponsors, Hair Net, Dewars, and of course, the Sonoma Bottle company, without whom this fabulous Glass/Cotton Blend dress would not have been possible!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 14th, 2009 at 08:26 pm
It`s BOOM not BAM
April 14th, 2009 at 07:16 am
Bottle Bukakke
April 14th, 2009 at 09:00 am
Irish facial
April 14th, 2009 at 09:23 am
Weeeee...I'm so drunk!!!
April 14th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
yup, i think the acid just kicked in.
April 14th, 2009 at 01:18 pm
So This is Fore play right?
April 14th, 2009 at 04:25 pm
when going to paty omaly's bar on saint patricks day you will wear green one way or the other
April 14th, 2009 at 05:11 pm
-The drinks are on me!
April 14th, 2009 at 06:39 pm
lolwut?
April 14th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
PWN
April 14th, 2009 at 08:31 pm
Does this hurt? *Tap* No. Does this hurt? *TAP* No. Does this hurt? *BOOM*
April 15th, 2009 at 03:11 am
99 bottles of beer on the well, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, knock the broad around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
April 15th, 2009 at 06:32 am
This is what you get when you order a motherf.... Mojito in an Irish Pub. Served with a smile.
April 15th, 2009 at 10:31 am
The dude totally failed...
should have used a conventional bottle, now he has to pay for her drinks for date rape.
why must he flummox things, feckless!!!
April 15th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
Well..it's not the worst thing i've had in my face!
April 15th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
"I said 'say cheese' bitch" (sigh) "fuckin amateurs"
April 15th, 2009 at 08:31 pm
OK, I'll swallow!
April 16th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
*Speaking like Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd in "Spies Like Us" after the gyro, "Bottle?".
April 16th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
Looks like you had some fun with Kermit. Hope Miss Piggy don't find out.
April 16th, 2009 at 03:44 pm
Chris Brown aint got nuthin on me, take THIS stupid bitch! Stop laughing dammit!
April 16th, 2009 at 04:03 pm
I guess a bottle is the only thing she'd let him bust on her face.
April 16th, 2009 at 04:27 pm
Lottery winner didnt have confetti so they used glass!
April 17th, 2009 at 08:13 am
close your eyes this wont hurt a bit....
April 17th, 2009 at 10:43 am
HYPNOTISM..see i told you it would hurt..NOW WE CAN DO ANAL?
April 17th, 2009 at 10:45 am
OH CRAP CORRECTION FROM BOTTOM ONE.....
HYPNOTISM..SEE I TOLD YOU IT WOULD'NT HURT..NOW WE CAN DO ANAL?
April 17th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I f*cking HATE you, Cameron Diaz...take THAT!
April 17th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
Broke a bottle on your head.. I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!
April 17th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
Glitch in the Matrix?
April 18th, 2009 at 10:08 am
one way to get smashed
April 18th, 2009 at 09:51 pm
empty bottle + empty head = SMACK.
April 19th, 2009 at 05:23 am
so, which one hurts more, electricution or glass bottle over the head?
April 19th, 2009 at 05:42 pm
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. Like this bitch.
April 19th, 2009 at 05:44 pm
Soundtrack available here:
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April 20th, 2009 at 01:00 pm
oh shit my bad... i thought you were Britney Spears.
April 20th, 2009 at 09:37 pm
Jean Grey doing here Phoenix thing at the bar.
April 20th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
Jean Grey doing her Phoenix thing at the bar.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
In Soviet Russia, alcohol gets smashed on you!
April 21st, 2009 at 05:53 am
I'm sure this is not the first time David Spade has said smile and close your eyes, your about to blasted in the face.
April 21st, 2009 at 06:38 am
So I'd love to try an Molotov Cocktail, what's in it?
April 21st, 2009 at 06:42 am
This is alcohol, this is your brain on alcohol, any questions?
April 21st, 2009 at 06:44 am
So crack a bottle, make your body waddle, don't act like a model, you just hit the lotto...
May 8th, 2009 at 03:50 pm
actually its "so crack a bottle let yer body waddle dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto" duhh haha
April 21st, 2009 at 06:51 am
Well, it beats semen!
April 21st, 2009 at 12:27 pm
This is much better than a dick slap!
Pointless quote: "Never go ATM"
April 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I've had it with this monkey fighting blondes in this monday to friday bar
April 21st, 2009 at 01:27 pm
Check it out, after she gets used to donkey punches, doing this makes her happy!
April 22nd, 2009 at 08:39 am
*Check it out! After she gets used to donkey punches, doing this makes her horny!
April 21st, 2009 at 02:30 pm
I love the sound of breaking glass.
April 22nd, 2009 at 04:06 am
You have no idea how wonderful exploding jizz bottles are for the body and life of your hair!
April 22nd, 2009 at 08:50 am
Reporter: This is Brock peterson on the scene with Nessa, winner of this years extreme hair competition, Nessa Anything to say?
Nessa: I just wanna thank my sponsors, Hair Net, Dewars, and of course, the Sonoma Bottle company, without whom this fabulous Glass/Cotton Blend dress would not have been possible!
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