Write a caption for this girl having a great time getting a fake bottle smashed over her head and you can win a copy of Godfather II froim EA. It's the only game that lets you re-enact all the scenes from the movie as you recruit, develop, and promote members of your crime family. Recruit your friends to join your family and take them into battle online to find out who is the Don of Dons. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Mr. Pink: Baseball, apply directly to the forehead! Baseball, apply directly to the forehead! Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
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April 22nd, 2009 at 07:51 pm
.....on the next "America's Next top Model"
April 22nd, 2009 at 08:03 pm
Billy Mays here! Introducing "HairFu!" When you need a great hairdo in a hurry! Just Smack & go!
April 22nd, 2009 at 08:28 pm
Call of Duty 7: Bottle Warfare
April 23rd, 2009 at 07:58 am
Back in my day... getting smashed with your friends was a LOT different.
April 23rd, 2009 at 09:21 am
Ok cameron Diaz, Nod you head in you know the answer and then speak into this glass micropho.......
May 4th, 2009 at 03:09 am
Ok cameron Diaz, Nod your head when you know the answer and then speak into this glass micropho.......
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
Lawsuit # 1 following the release of Eminem's new single "Crack a Bottle"
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Go to hell Cameron Diaz.
April 24th, 2009 at 08:26 am
i invented a new drinkin game...finish and smash.
April 24th, 2009 at 08:32 am
i didnt come here to impress none of you motherfuckers!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:34 am
See, I told you this is what happens when I fart in a tube.
April 25th, 2009 at 04:20 am
I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!
April 25th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
Man: Bitch I said Coors!
Woman: Oh Mr.! Why do you hurt so good!
April 27th, 2009 at 04:14 pm
Happy thoughts and crushed glass is the only way to fly!
April 28th, 2009 at 01:50 am
Step 1: Rohypnol.
Step 2: If Step 1 fails, resort to extreme measures.
April 28th, 2009 at 09:34 am
hahaha Blondes doesnt get any better next thing you know she'll see Russia from her window.
April 28th, 2009 at 10:24 am
And that's when all the dumb blonde jokes started.
April 29th, 2009 at 10:54 am
No you stupid cunt of a bitch, we're NEVER picking a winner for this. Now shut up and eat your glass.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Ben Stiller's true feelings towards Cameron Diaz come to light while filming "There's Something About Mary"...
April 30th, 2009 at 09:44 am
almost Miss USA Carrie Prejean at a gay party. Talk about gay bashing.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:38 am
you guys ever gonna pick a winner for this one?
May 1st, 2009 at 01:09 pm
Bamm!!! Take that bitch!!!
May 1st, 2009 at 10:02 pm
what he said
May 7th, 2009 at 04:37 am
These competitions are some of the highlights of Holy Taco, are they a thing of the past now? :(
Oh, and I never got my prize for winning back in February...
May 4th, 2009 at 08:40 pm
Oh look?!?! A Tesla Coil.... Oh crap crap thats a wine bottle!!!
May 5th, 2009 at 04:30 am
Ever thought "If only I could bottle that feeling"?
May 5th, 2009 at 03:36 pm
Who needs a ruffie when a Heinekein will do?
May 5th, 2009 at 03:57 pm
Break glass in case of emergency.
May 6th, 2009 at 02:25 pm
I christen thee the USS. Annoying Biatch.
May 6th, 2009 at 08:39 pm
You win, sir. Your place or mine?
May 6th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Take the video game and shove it up your ass. Gamers like to suck on their own bitch titties and wank off between levels.
May 8th, 2009 at 08:20 am
any word on a winner?
May 8th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I heard that once there are over 500 posts they will pick a wiener......and taste it
May 8th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
Now that's what I call an "Irish Facial"!
May 11th, 2009 at 06:55 am
I leave bitches in stitches.
May 11th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
These are the most widely used Famous Dialogues of Godfather Movie
May 11th, 2009 at 02:29 pm
The chardonay was not all it was cracked up to be.
May 11th, 2009 at 04:29 pm
Ho Sham Bo= Fist, Shocker, bottle!!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
and the winner is...
May 12th, 2009 at 08:37 am
Klingons like bukkake too,
May 12th, 2009 at 09:04 pm
Do it again, I'll bite that fucker off too.
May 13th, 2009 at 07:53 am
Im Rick James Bitch !
May 13th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
That magical leprican nut...
May 14th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
If you're going to make me keep looking at Cameron Diaz for three f*cking weeks, then at least use a real bottle on her annoying ass head. Please.
May 14th, 2009 at 02:25 pm
HULK MAD!!! HULK EJACULATE!!!
May 15th, 2009 at 07:09 pm
Bet that was a surprise. She’s used to taking balls to the face instead of bottles.
May 16th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
And the search for the cure of ADD continues.
May 18th, 2009 at 09:05 am
When is the Sham Wow guy going to learn...
May 18th, 2009 at 09:49 am
This is for never judging this fucking contest bitch!
May 18th, 2009 at 05:30 pm
Who the fuck said you could TALK TO ME?!?
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